I'm 39. I'm married. I have two kids - a 10 year old boy and a 3 year old girl. I love them very much, but they drive me crazy. The husband is a good guy, but has mood issues. Thus I need somewhere to vent. I'm opinionated. I'm outspoken. I'm an over-sharer. I think Tom Cruise is a jackass. I like to say jackass. I like to swear, period. Fuckers. I love to read. I struggle with my weight. I love my job. I dress my pets up and ridicule them regularly. I am not afriad to cut my hair and I don't understand people who are. I hate getting old. I love to laugh. Make me laugh, OK?
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| dancingbrave profile - diary |
| comments: TV, drinking and Goran Visnjic...these are a few of my favorite things |
| sundry profile - diary |
| comments: Even if she wasn't funny and smart, I'd still read her, because her cat is a clone of mine - right down to the evil |
| fuzzmom profile - diary |
| comments: Very funny. I love rants. |
| dooce profile - diary |
| comments: www.dooce.com Mom, funny lady, taker of humiliating dog photos |
| Sars profile - diary |
| comments: www.tomatonation.com The first journal I ever discovered |
| thedevlyn profile - diary |
| comments: I went there because of a kind comment. I stayed because it's great. |
| dangerspouse profile - diary |
| comments: Some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Coke on the keyboard funny. |
| stormtiger profile - diary |
| comments: A very intriguing journal. |
| cheekyerica profile - diary |
| comments: Just getting started, in a lot of ways. I don't know her at all, and yet I feel like I do. |
| reese219 profile - diary |
| comments: I seriously LOVE her. Between the dogs and the cats and the kids and the rants and the falling and the swearing, she's my kind of girl. |
| sassyfras profile - diary |
| comments: Anyone who has a pet named Funky Butt is a friend of mine. |
| xnavygrrl profile - diary |
| comments: Pick an entry, any entry and you will be hooked. She's amazing. |
| dukkha-tanha profile - diary |
| comments: She sounds like me - ranting and quoting Eddie Murphy and The Jerk. |
| cassidialess profile - diary |
| comments: "She said her first choice was "Snoop Dogg", and that would have been totally awesome, but she decided against it. So, now, in my former room, where I used to be, there's a gerbil named Usher." |
| razor-vixen profile - diary |
| comments: "such a pretty face" girls unite! |
| xenaish profile - diary |
| comments: Like most of my favorites, she's a lot like me. |
| serenaville profile - diary |
| comments: I have love for anyone who puts "Not Angst" on their to-do list. |
| supermom3604 profile - diary |
| comments: The name says it all. Between the kids and other unmentionables, it's freaky. |
| booeffinghoo profile - diary |
| comments: Gay. Loves potatoes. |
| fight4fair profile - diary |
| comments: I'm amazed by the strength she doesn't even know she has |
| braincase profile - diary |
| comments: funny - "Yeah, excuse me - I need to kick ass and I don't think these shoes are working for me, do you have anything else?" |
| bigpimpinmba profile - diary |
| comments: A 30-something dad. Smart and very, very funny. |
| sunshine0221 profile - diary |
| comments: "I could have a website, www.illmakeyouevil.com, and maybe a newsletter" HAHAHA!! |
| ramble-on profile - diary |
| comments: Smart, funny, and best yet, you can find her by googling "female genitalia" |
| monkey-king profile - diary |
| comments: Ths is a smart person. I count my time blowgin off work here as intellectual enrichment. what? |
| lovemydox profile - diary |
| comments: She loves her dox. I love her. |
| skibigsky profile - diary |
| comments: The Fritos/dog toes dilemma won me over. |
| seekfreedom profile - diary |
| comments: A new journal - when she's famous, it will be cool to say, "I knew her when". |
| lovesilent profile - diary |
| comments: Totally entertaining and some of the best links ever. |
| geeked-out profile - diary |
| comments: You know how I feel about taking pictures of asshole drivers and putting them on the internet? Her too! |
| suenosverde profile - diary |
| comments: Great writing. |
| glimmerfadin profile - diary |
| comments: Smart, funny and appreciates the Cheesequake Blizzard |
| geoffchaucer profile - diary |
| comments: He's smart and brave and insightful. I like him. |
| witchful profile - diary |
| comments: Yay! I've rediscovered an old favorite! |
| sallydallydo profile - diary |
| comments: Love her. LOVE. |
| egoslap profile - diary |
| comments: If the entries didn't win me over, the "bite my ass" would... |
| shedoes profile - diary |
| comments: She does make me laugh... |
| waterstain profile - diary |
| comments: smart and insightful and funny. I forget that I'm an old lady compared to her... |
| idunnone1 profile - diary |
| comments: "I'm really very witty and think of great entries at night, but because of my previous drug use and loss of brain cells, I can never remember what I wanted to write by the next morning. Too bad for you." |
| whinerwoman profile - diary |
| comments: Everyone should have a friend like her... |
| fergie profile - diary |
| comments: insightful and funny - another one that I thought I added a zillion years ago, but apparently never did. |
| darcy-farrow profile - diary |
| comments: doesn't like Bush & thinks Jacko's guilty. if I can get her to denounce Cruise, WE ARE SO GETTING MARRIED! |
| jesbohn profile - diary |
| comments: She shares a lot of the same views, but manages to express herself without getting all batshit incoherent about it like me |
| mom-of-two profile - diary |
| comments: there's not much to say, because it's a new diary, but i like her |
| maxsmom profile - diary |
| comments: OK, I can't keep coming up with new things to say about people, but go read her anyway |
| freetobemee profile - diary |
| comments: It took me eleventy-five years to add her, so I forgot what I was going to say |
| ship-jumper profile - diary |
| comments: She jumped ship |
| cherryglaze profile - diary |
| comments: She's funny, plus she hates a lot of the same things I do. Nothing brings folks together like mutual irritation. |
| captvfirefly profile - diary |
| comments: I'm working my way through the archives... also, I'm a jackass because I added her a while back and spelled it wrong. jackass. |
My favorite music: |
| Grateful Dead |
| comments: Given my username - of course |
| The rest |
| comments: I like too many to have favorites. I love rock, country, blugrass, blues and really, just about anything except pop and jazz. I like jazz, but after a while, some of it grates. |
My favorite movies: |
| Dances With Wolves |
| comments: I know, it's Costner, but it was one of my first dates with Husband, and we both cried. I still love it. |
| Gettysburg |
| comments: Other than Martin Sheen (as one critic called it - his "bizarre Jimmy Carter impression"), I loved it. |
| Who is Cletus Tout |
| comments: Just funny. |
| Bram Stoker's Dracula |
| comments: Gary Oldman can bite me anytime |
| The Jerk |
| comments: "I don't need anything but this chair...and this ashtray...and this paddleball game..." |
My favorite authors: |
| Again, too many |
| comments: I love to read. I will read just about anything, barring romance. I love suspense and historical fiction the best. Anything Civil War related, too. |
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