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comments: (Needless to say, that started a whole chain of Naked Men In Shorts Doing Each Other Porn Style thoughts in my head, which culminated with a guest appearance by the Detroit Pistons, every last one of whom was fucking like a lemming.)

evany profile - diary

comments: It wasn't until I put my red Pumas and red corduroy jacket back on that I realized that I was now dressed head to toe in red, like some sort of menstrual super hero.

drowning13 profile - diary

comments: i sleep and hide high above the earth, decoding martian shortwave broadcasts. i gently peel silver leaves from her stalk, inscribe blueprints for secret landing pads to be constructed down in the orchards.

i-girl profile - diary

comments: I refuse to taste cow balls, dog balls, any sort of cooked testicular product.�I�m sorry.�There are lines that I won�t cross.

ladeeleroy profile - diary

comments: Eve: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THIS FUCKING SHIT IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I'VE PUT IN MY FUCKING MOUTH EVER. FUCK.

lizardspace profile - diary

comments: And on that note, I�m off to scarf a wheel of good Roquefort with a three-tequila-shot chaser. The fetus will thank me later.

mrs-roboto profile - diary

comments: For the record, I am the kind of person who doesn't spray Windex in my eyes, thank you very much.

smartypants profile - diary

comments: Also, I have been haunted all day by an image of a duck wearing the intifadah keffiyah Palestinian headscarf thing. An Arafat duck. That can't be helping.

splorch profile - diary

comments: "TEN DOLLARSH? I am only worth TEN DOLLARSH? I've been FUCKING you for TEN YEARSH and that'sh all I am WORTH to you?"

thisuser profile - diary

comments: Reduce me to lines of vivid color and energies unimaginable. Blow away this shell and layers of self. Flood me with a light that leaves nothing in its wake.

trancejen profile - diary

comments: I think I'm ready for some primal scream therapy. I'm going to tie a leopard-print scarf around my waist, climb up on the roof, and spend about an hour screaming, "RAAAAAWR!".

unclebob profile - diary

comments: I stood in the middle of the kitchen shouting "Mrs. Fields! Famous Amos! Keebler Elves! You can all eat my ass...for I am COOKIE MAAAAAN!!!"

weetabix profile - diary

comments: The world turned upside down and instead of a lovely steaming pillow of goodness, I was now eating essence of pig between two grease sponges and I could taste every bit of disgusting thing that pig ever wallowed in.

discothekid profile - diary

comments: However I couldn�t tell if �Yo� was employed to address me in particular or was she craftily working in the Spanish word for �I,� as in, I belong in a fucking straitjacket.

ann-frank profile - diary

comments: Forget ricin and anthrax, forget dirty bombs, if you really want corporate America to go APESHIT: cut off the coffee supply.

robin-smith profile - diary

comments: (Fucking turd-monkey retard fuck.)

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Juliana Hatfield

comments: The Pixies

Tom Petty

comments: Sheryl Crow

Chris Isaak

comments: The Breeders

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