Hey, look behind you! Monkeys always look!
-Richard Russo, Empire Falls.
"Most people, he concluded, were selfish, greedy, unprincipled, venal, utterly irredeemable shit-eaters, but he'd also observed that these same people were highly sensitive to criticism."
![]() My favorite diaries: |
his-holiness profile - diary |
comments: He wants to see me nekkid. That proves he's a freak. |
madamepierce profile - diary |
comments: Who shall be from now on known as "Larry." Hey Larry! |
mister-ed profile - diary |
diary-nazi profile - diary |
comments: A review site that gave me 100 out of 100. Sadly, now defunct |
catspajamas profile - diary |
comments: I can't tell you how cool it was to be in the theater with her at Sin City, and have her stick her hands out durning the Marv sequence and say, "And my mitts." Oh, wait. I just did. Damn, I'm good! |
bonnylisbon profile - diary |
comments: Yay for bonny! |
luvabeans profile - diary |
comments: Just let her take off her glasses. |
gerg69 profile - diary |
comments: Cat volleyball. I can relate, though I play cat tetherball. |
trancejen profile - diary |
comments: I mean really, don't we all need poop validation sometimes? |
heidiann profile - diary |
porktornado profile - diary |
comments: What the hell, I'll join the club. |
ann-frank profile - diary |
comments: Not related to Anne Frankenstein. Pity, that. |
hissandtell profile - diary |
comments: She's infallible, yo. Or maybe I meant inflatable. Malleable? No, no, infallible. |
biodtl profile - diary |
comments: Monster. Cookies. Two great tastes that go great together. |
samanthaphi profile - diary |
comments: Girls who think guys who read are cool are cool themselves. Plus she's the only person I know who saw 3 O'clock High. |
bloodyme profile - diary |
comments: Though it's hard to read with the no paragraph breaks and all lowercase lettering. That, and all the whiskey makes me see double. |
awittykitty profile - diary |
comments: could easily take on Conway Twitty. Wow, that hurt even me! |
jumblygiant profile - diary |
comments: She wants to write obscenties on me. Hot. |
idiot-milk profile - diary |
comments: She says she doesn't make baby Jesus cry. But she does. Oh, how she does. |
wilgefortis profile - diary |
comments: She put me to sleep, in a roundabout kinda way. |
clipchick profile - diary |
comments: She called my writing "eloquent" I think that's fucking hilarious. |
kungfukitten profile - diary |
filmpunk21 profile - diary |
comments: Bet he doesn't make it through a hundred films and entries. Hell, I bet he doesn't make ten. |
![]() My favorite music: |
Dead Kennedys |
comments: The Rise and Fall of one of the best bands in the world. Jello once suggested throwing eggs at Dan White statues. Now I throw eggs at the the reunion band. |
Tom Waits |
comments: I thought about writing celebrities to see who would respond. Not fan letters; things like, "Hi, sorry I haven't written. Things are crazy. My car died and my professor sucks." Waits was the only one we thought might write back. |
Victim's Family |
comments: A band that I like even better after having seen Beef in "Phantom of the Paradise." |
The Gits |
comments: I miss you, Mia. |
James Brown |
comments: 'Cause I'm black and I'm proud. |
![]() My favorite movies: |
Miller's Crossing |
comments: "The two of us, we're about bad enough to deserve each other." |
Evil Dead 2 |
comments: "Let's go into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch." |
Amelie |
comments: "But not today. Bretoduau won't buy a chicken." |
Brazil |
comments: "This is your receipt for your husband...Thank you... And this is my receipt for your receipt." |
Bob Roberts |
comments: "Throw a frog into hot water, it'll jump around, suffer greatly and die. Put it in cold water and heat to the boiling point; the frog doesn't stir, he doesn't feel it, he doesn't notice. And at the end of it, he's dead." |
![]() My favorite authors: |
Steinbeck |
comments: "Sometimes the only way a man can keep his dignity is by taking a swipe at a cop." |
Vonnegut |
comments: "The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart." |
P.J. O'Rourke |
comments: "We are in love with members of a troublesome species. Why don't we fall for dogs? They can have as many as EIGHT tits! Small ones, true, but think of it - eight!" |
Tom Robbins |
comments: "Maybe later you'll be considerate enough to tell me why you've got a fucking monkey in the trunk of your car." |
Douglas Adams |
comments: "Look, there's somewhere you can take us where we can have fun, I'm trying to think of it; we can get drunk and maybe listen to some extremely evil music." |

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