When you're sitting with people talking about some bullshit or other and you're all so tired and worn out that any kind of silly thing someone starts talking about seems to be the funniest goddamn thing you ever heard? Well thats kind of what I do here. In fact, that feeling you get when you tip your chair back from the table juuuuuust a little bit too far..... but then you catch your self at the laaaaaast possible second. Just before you fall flat on your back. Thats how I feel most of the time.
 My favorite diaries: |
| luvabeans profile - diary |
| comments: It's time to change the comment about her I think....... um ...she rites gud, has a transvestite cat, and bookstores make her....... |
| unclebob profile - diary |
| comments: Insanely funny and the reason I found diary land in the first place |
| trancejen profile - diary |
| comments: she slays me, so goddamn funny |
| funnyfrog profile - diary |
| comments: great art gallery here, go check it out, say you knew her when.... |
| bethany9 profile - diary |
| comments: the first blog to log my blog....bleah that dont sound too good. |
| twelvebeer profile - diary |
| comments: conglomeration of a bunch of strange sites like the discothekid |
| awittykitty profile - diary |
| comments: Did I take my bath? Hell yes. But I cursed the entire time at how stupid I was, as I picked pieces of black tea out of my pubic hair. |
| his-holiness profile - diary |
| comments: knows the name of everything, thats good. |
| chickie-legs profile - diary |
| comments: she wears a "uni-boob" |
| onewetleg profile - diary |
| comments: turn down the suck? I wish I could turn off the suck. |
| sundry profile - diary |
| comments: There's the people two houses away that own the World's Loudest bird. If it turns out that it isn't a bird at all but is actually a pterodactyl, carefully grown from hunks of petrified dinosaur shit, I would not be surprised. Its squawk is |
| shmeder profile - diary |
| comments: I had green docs too! Not that thats very profound or anything... |
| discodoll profile - diary |
| comments: she got a Rambo autograph weeeee! |
| kristintracy profile - diary |
| comments: No quote yet.... still looking |
| shmaren profile - diary |
| comments: Another good one. She's diggin' the torso man yo. |
| wilberteets profile - diary |
| comments: I'm a very large schmuck for not having her here already. Spleen! |
| catspajamas profile - diary |
| comments: Any one who likes skinny puppy deserves to be here. I don't care what their diary says, but she happens to be interesting also. |
| arletterocks profile - diary |
| comments: she has an immune system with a severe lack of initiative. |
| jdiddy profile - diary |
| redsirenbody profile - diary |
| comments: very ....well done i must say. |
| schmutzie profile - diary |
| comments: ok I won't swallow my tongue. |
| lobsterchick profile - diary |
| comments: very interesting. |
| stayinschool profile - diary |
| comments: Everyone knows that King Midas' touch made everything turn to gold. But what most people don't know is, when he touched something that was already gold, it turned into a Nickelback CD, which is the exact opposite of gold. |
| marn profile - diary |
| comments: I don't add too many journals these days. This one made me plotz just now. Whatever that means. |
| bluemeany profile - diary |
| comments: shes in the army, shes in iraq, she's covered in mud, she grunts a lot. |
| juddhole profile - diary |
| comments: asshead can piss up a storm |
| poolagirl profile - diary |
| comments: And hosts of angels flew around in the back yard and collided with each other in the small air space. |
| hissandtell profile - diary |
| comments: Holy crap is she a fun to read! |
| monkey-king profile - diary |
| queenoftart profile - diary |
My favorite music: |
| Oingo Boingo |
| comments: Tom Waits, Wally pleasant, nine inch nails, marilyn manson, cocteau twins, Tweaker, |
| The Shins |
| comments: Coil, the beatles, the Fixx, Leon Redbone, Pinback, Chris Vrenna, KMFDM, the Legendary Pink Dots |
| depeche Mode |
| comments: Martin Gore, any swing music or anything from the 40's, Eels, Merrick, Jamie Cullum, |
| The Stills |
| comments: The music from "American McGee's Alice", Jem, Interpol, Bosstones, Recoil, Ruby, The Revolting Cocks, Sneaker pimps |
| Spoon |
| comments: Rasputina, Portishead, the cure, alien sex fiend,Thomas Dolby, Frank Zappa, John Lee Hooker, Kate bush |
My favorite movies: |
| cube |
| comments: Ronin,City of Lost Children, The Empire Strikes Back, better off dead |
| a christmas story |
| comments: "..... I guess I'll just ask for some tinker toys or something" |
| Napoleon Dynamite |
| comments: Shocks ........ Pegs ....... Lucky...... |
| Shaun of the Dead |
| comments: quote: "Wha about 'er then?" "cock-omaniac!" OR "Which one d'ye wan', girl or bloke?" "I'll take the later." *bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk" |
My favorite authors: |
| sarah vowell |
| comments: first saw her on Conan O'Brian...I thought she was funny. So I bought this book |
| Dave barry |
| comments: "Guide to guys" should be read if you want to understand why we do stupid stuff. |
| David Sedaris |
| comments: Rather funny |
| Dan Brown |
| comments: Rather brilliant |
| Brian Regan |
| comments: Okay, so he's not an author... but he's funny. |
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