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from postcognate :
Dude... do you still exist?
from vampyrate :
but...but, you can't deactivate it now?? ... pork the spoon eating dutch boy will die if you don't!! you can't be that liverless, can you?
from horsebrush :
I am soooo over that medication. I like rum now. Yummy rummy! Yay!
from candoor :
amazing, I left three notes here and just moments ago, remarked to geeking-out how I did not remember where your site was... ah, the stale smell of Alzheimer's slips from my ears... so why no updates? (here, at least)... I mean, besides somebody killing you...
from candoor :
I remembered you and then, I came to note you and I remembered me, what a coincidence...
from candoor :
I found myself quite amused at the thought of your long strangeness.
from candoor :
you are still strange and I still like it (does that make me strange too?... well, not only that :)
from completeliar :
did i mention i love You?
from minstrelite :
I saw your note to my old friend artgnome, and without reading much of her present journal, I do understand how many people rush to judgment about things they don't understand. I don't judge anyone for taking psych meds, but I get judged a lot for not taking them. Of course, I wasn't on an SSRI, but a mood stabilizer, so I guess it's different. I could use a little mood-stabilization these days, but unfortunately no longer have health insurance and can't afford a doctor.
from themandikat :
You knew Amanda Palmer? Holy crap and all that jazz! ...you know, for an accidently created love slave, you're not spooking me much. ;)
from egoslap :
Good to know that its not just me.
from x-plicity :
Being Catholic, I know that Catholicism isn't for everyone, and I'm glad your friend has found a place to worship where he can understand God. That's what is the importance of any religion. I will pray for your friend and his new journey. *hugs*
from postcognate :
Hey man, it has been quite a while since we have communicated. I, as you may remember, have been in a bit of a "real life" phase, and haven't really been reading anybody. I'm still very much in that phase, but I was wondering how all my old friends were doing. It seems that in your case, I have missed much. Though I do regret that, I'm not comfortable enough sitting at a computer anymore to read all the entries I've missed. So this note is meant to convey to you that I haven't forgotten you, and that I still wish you the best in your life and it's neverending struggles to overthrow or undercut various systems and institutions, and that I do still occasionally wonder how you are doing. As concieted as that sounds, I assure you, it was meant to be warm and comradely. (wry smile) -The Emale
from fearthefairy :
Havn't read your diary in awhile. :( They think you're insane because you're a christian? That's odd. I don't blame them for not trusting you, though. Nothing personal, but I usually don't trust christians, either. Probably because most christians are either A) Ilogical and Dimwitted or B) A Hypocrite. You don't seem either, though, so it's all good. -Tye
from x-plicity :
It's so sad when family and friends don't accept the person you became. They should be happy that you have faith in something so beautiful. *hugs*
from chaosbean :
Actually, No i have not seen American Beauty. Is it really worth seeing?
from x-plicity :
I aim to please. *wink*
from x-plicity :
Is it true what they say about guys with big feet? *giggle*
from x-plicity :
ALWAYS follow the sparks!!
from itineration :
regarding the t-shirts: perhaps a contest, once they are made. who can eat the most lobsters, maybe.
from likeaforest :
also, i just placed a bid on my first cemetery postcard! surely i will have a fabulous collection in no time at all.
from likeaforest :
hurrah! i would like such an email very much, if you have the time.
from x-plicity :
I know of a few ways to use "eyeball exploding ecstacy" in a sentence. *wink*
from likeaforest :
yes, there are always a handful of cemetery postcards on ebay! (personally i prefer the decaying photos of English churchyards to the ones that have drawings of American graveyards on them.) i wonder what the motivation/logic was behind creating these, and when they died out? it's quite a mysterious thing.
from chaosbean :
Does Bon Jovi still count as a Hair Band?
from x-plicity :
Damn those Terroist, freedom hating, chickens!!!!!!!!!!!
from x-plicity :
Don't be sad. Chicken is good! *hugs*
from patw-21 :
love it
from patw-21 :
i always wanted to be famous, it's a nice thing to "b"
from catfish19 :
Oh, I better upgrade my thought-plagiarism prevention helmet, in that case!
from catfish19 :
You write like I think. That's definitely a good thing (I couldn't stop laughing at the druid thing...) but dammit, why can't I write how I think?
from time2 :
I saw it, it....you know it, the banner. Well I clicked on it, I couldn't help it...not the banner, couldn't help clicking on it..yeah the banner. Anyway, I was really disappointed, not by your writing which I find rather entertaining, amusing even. I was disappointed because I always expect something else when I click on the diaryland banners. One of these days I will click on a banner and up will pop a movie with a dancing baby ( shivers ) NOOOO! one of these days I will click on a banner and something different will happen, oh yeah, something really cool. I could go at anytime....anytime.
from pirate-life :
Ah yes, one knows that one is hopeless when they share utensils with their s.o.
from desdemonia :
Finally here are the question :1.What prompted you to start writing? And out of all the genres of literature you could have chosen why did you finally decide to write for children? 2. Do you participate in a religion? If so which one and how does it help you deal with your life? If not, are you spiritual or do you prefer believing only in yourself? 3. Do you think that you would ever want to try and live somewhere that seemed empty or lonely? Not forever, but maybe for a few months to see what you would get out of the experience? 4. You wrote about having to deal with depression. In what ways have your depression shaped you? What do you think you have learned from it? 5. Are you pondering what Im pondering?
from desdemonia :
Questions coming up... in a few days, after the hang over from St Patrick's day wears off. Looking forward to interviewing you though ! :)
from dinosaurs :
thanks, but how come?
from themandikat :
Of COURSE you can be one of my accidently created love slaves! You seem to have good taste. Huzzah for good taste.
from completeliar :
i don't know how you found me, i don't know why you found me. but for some reason, I'm glad you did ::does a victory dance, or maybe a mating dance::
from luxlust :
Thank you! You are always really sweet, and you made me feel better for caring. You rock!
from gustaffe :
yeah, your surveys were great fun. Thought the world would hate my responses, since I was really awf'ly tired and grumpy when I did them. So you don't speak Danish (no, it's not breakfast). What a pity. A few of my entries are actually in English, follow the English link names in 'older entries', though they're not that good... I like the inaccesability of your diary! Keep it up. It's more fun with the quasi-philosophical fragments.
from sole-review :
I thought "peace out" was a young thing to say...lol. I say it.
from justamephit :
Amusing banner, amusing diary. I've very much enjoying reading. Yeah, guess I'm great at blackjack too. Blackjack, poker, cribbage ... actually I suck at card games too. Man, that's so unfair. It's like a double whammie :)
from banefulvenus :
LOVE YOUR BANNER!!!
from heartanalog :
Yes, i live in boston. Student at Emerson college, at the time i was in the boylston dorm with a friend who lives there. why?
from luxlust :
Thanks for the note dewey!!
from postcognate :
"Yeah, ain't it cool?" I remember what that was like. -Th Emale
from minstrelite :
Maybe you should.
from heartanalog :
thank you, i hadn't noticed the typo in the title of the entry. sometimes the monkeys aren't so careful.
from precognate :
Hey man, all in good time. If she is involved, you're bound to find out eventually, and the thing about "V-day pressure" makes perfect sense. Girls read into stuff like that. Secondly, cotton breathes and drinking lots of water will improve your general health, which may influence your aroma, even if you think you drink enough already. Try for like 80-90 ounces a day. -The Emale
from minstrelite :
Right, obviously - and you know, I thought about that later. People commit indiscretions for all kinds of reasons, sometimes hoping to mess someone up, manipulations, political reasons, etc. I guess I'm wondering if even then, in their minds, they think that there's some standard they believe in or adhere to that makes it "all right." But that's the kind of thinking that can justify just about anything, when taken to an extreme. So it's probably a moot point, philosophically.
from likeaforest :
i started to fill out the music survey, but my answers seemed sort of lame/boring so i decided not to post it. i should tell you, though: "july, july!" gives me shivers, too.
from alone4him :
Hey! Hahaha, yeah I'm pretty weird and all. Thanks for the invite to the club. I'll be sure to fit in! Lol. Have a nice day! Bye! ;)
from postcognate :
Hey, who won? Are you going to just leave me hanging? How will I fuel the fires of conciet? -The Emale
from postcognate :
Y=you and S=Stephanie. 1:Y 2:Y 3:S 4:S 5:Y 6:Y 7:S 8:S 9:S 10:Y If I win then the resto f your friends have some work to do, because we have hardly communicated. I look forward to showing them up. -The Emale
from alone4him :
Hey. Hahaha! Yeah, you're right. I'm really weird. Haha. Thanks for the welcoming again!
from alone4him :
Hi! I don't really know who you are, but thanks for leaving me a note! Idk what you meant by "yeah you are" or what club you welcomed me to. Hehe. Well, I'll ttyl. Bye! ;)
from precognate :
Hey man, if it makes you feel any more secure, I for one think that those endings do happen, and that you are certainly a candidate. Of course, if you were an inconsiderate scumbag asshole, you'd have a better chance, but nice guys get them too. -The Emale
from luxlust :
hi, geeked-out recommended you, so i thought i would take a peek, good stuff!
from fearthefairy :
Wow, havn't read your journal in awhile... Funny shit I've missed. :( Hey, there's nothing wrong with putting your kitty's foot in your mouth! As long as in "kitty" you mean furry animal that purrs and meows: a small domesticated mammal that has soft fur, sharp claws, pointed ears, and, usually, a long furry tail. Latin name Felis catus. Sorry for the long note, just hate neglecting diaries! -Tye
from postcognate :
My mother? Anna is my ex-girlfriend... -The Emale
from postcognate :
Holy coincidence, Batman! I also like Jolie Hollan (a lot) and I thought that I and the guy that introduced me were the only ones who did. Sufjan, however, is my loathed enemy ever since my drive to PA from MI. It was a ten hour drive, and we listened to the same damn Sufjan Stevens CD the whole way because Anna liked it. I'll never listen to it again. -The Emale
from postcognate :
Human skin. Definitely human skin. Is it by any chance written in human blood? -The Emale
from supermom3604 :
So you DON'T want the cheap freebase cocaine? Okay, your loss. More for me. Oh, and thanks for the Blog Explosion comment. You're so sweet. If you're ever in Chicago, I'll buy you some crack. Or a beer, whatever you're into, but crack is cheaper and easier to come by.
from precognate :
I know what you mean. Well, not what you mean in particular, but the general feeling you described. You know what I mean? -The Emale
from pirate-life :
Welcome back, then.
from reflectohymn :
"I mentioned that I was a Christian in front of a room full of people and my parents didn't get ashamed of me." That's good. I used to be terrified to admit that I'm a Christian in certain situations, and even now it's been difficult. I guess the *way* one admits it makes some difference. Also, I feel grateful these days that I've moved to a small town in the Valley where it's pretty much assumed that one is a Christian, and people don't view you (or each other) as some kind of religious fanatic. Also, I only read a couple entries, but it looks like your brother's getting help. That's good.
from reflectohymn :
It may or may not be possible to get into my locked diary. I'm having a technical difficulty.
from rhidundantx2 :
HAHAHAHA! Thank you for filling out the survey...I am still giggling. And here I thought all of my punctuational quirks were just part of my charm *sniff*. ( Hugs )
from rhidundantx2 :
HAHAHAHA! Thank you for filling out the survey...I am still giggling. And here I thought all of my punctuational quirks were just part of my charm *sniff*. ( Hugs )
from minstrelite :
I've been "off" all day, psycho-spiritually. Yarnsmith knows about it. This happens to me periodically. It's called hypomania, it's a medical condition. Anyway, in the process of it, I deleted all my minstrelite entries except for two of them. I backed them up first, so if you want a copy, let me know. Otherwise, I'll just be on reflectohymn. I need more self-discipline.
from reflectohymn :
Sounds to me like you're already in the space of 'there but for the grace of God go I' - otherwise you would not be admitting that the same thing could happen to you. Let your heart rejoice in your writing, and go easy on yourself.
from reflectohymn :
"Joel chose alcohol. I chose writing. Both are drugs that ease the pain and let us get through another day. Is his really worse than mine?" Yes, his is worse than yours, and you know it! By the way, thanks for reading me. I wasn't sure anyone was. :)
from minstrelite :
Yeah, it's a scourge. (Bibliomania, that is).
from augustdreams :
Go Sox! Fever too high to leave coherent note. Just wanted to remind you that I love your writing. Also. Why are ducks inherently funny? Is it the big orange feet? The Quacking? It's an enigma.
from muertebonita :
Been busy, love. ;-)
from precognate :
Despite your frequent protests, you continue to prove that you have significant writing skill. And you are somebody I can relate to, as you hate so many people with such passion. Therefore, I would like to say "Bravissmi!" and that there is NO good reason to join the NRA. Unless you're already a militant whacko. -The Emale
from pirate-life :
I kid you not.
from precognate :
In response to the "Hell Night" thing, it's Devil's Night, and it actually exists. Though the Crow WAS an awesome movie. It's the night before Halloween, and is traditionally when people toilet-paper houses and stuff. On Devil's Night, you have to show ID to buy eggs or toilet paper. It's true, ask somebody. -The Emale
from augustdreams :
I'll chat about Cronenberg and Lovecraft with you anytime. :)
from postcognate :
Yeah, I get the whole showing different sides to different people thing. I know what you mean. I do it too, and I too am pretty damn lonely from time to time. I keep telling myself it's a phase that will pass, so I guess I'll tell that to you, too. Of course, since you are a programmer, you are probably a lot further into life than I am, so you won't listen to me anyway. Ho-hum. -The Emale
from dooki :
My costume? Well, I prefer to call it, "business casual" but the "man" doesn't agree. It's sort of like Wonder Woman, but instead of a lasso, I have a huge penis that shoots poisonous sperm. I'm still not sure why it's necessary for giving the hand jobs, but you never know these days. Damn kids with their rap music, baggy pants and grilled cheese!
from minstrelite :
I just saw your note - I must have missed it earlier. It's kind of like, either I don't know the boundaries or, if I know them, I seem to lack the wisdom to observe them. I'm constantly pushing things with everyone, not sure why. By the way, my diary's locked now and if you want to read it, use "stargazer" as your password.
from fearthefairy :
Awwww.... Cute Kitty :) -Tye
from dooki :
You referenced Jane Eyre. HEY! I'm glad you liked that entry. I got lots of "what the shit was that, dooki?" notes. I thought it was funny, but then again, I think bell boys falling on to wedding cakes is funny too. Hey, there's a link on my page you should read. It says, "my charitable H2 organization". Read. Laugh. Pee a little. Spooge in your boxers. Think of Margaret Thatcher. Start over. (an English Teacher would tell you that those sentences have an understood [you] noun in them. Pay attention.)
from precognate :
Hello, Crateobscure. I just clicked on a banner ad, intrigued by someone who fancies themselves not to be a writer(and then advertises), and it lead me here. As I suspected, the very fact that you don't believe you can write was evidence that you write just fine. I never trust anyone who says that they can. What's more, you have a pleasant style. Anyway, if you don't mind, I'll probably add you and start reading your stuff on a regular basis, as it makes me smile. -The Emale
from muertebonita :
*swoon* Leaving trails of dread is definitely romantic.
from fearthefairy :
LoL. Thanks. Watch out I have a bad habit of commenting on every entry. ;) -Tye
from rhidundantx2 :
awww you said "hottie" I am melting...and it wasnt even the water.
from dooki :
You...are my lovechild. So, I'm minding my own business, writing a note for someone and I see this banner that catches my eye. I click...and there you are. The first thing I read is, "Dave Eggers" and I think, "Ok, me likey." And then I read the entry, to find that you've referenced Joyce. Me really likey. Then I see that your entry is littered with curse words and hate. Me really really likey. It kept getting better. So I've decided that we must take over the world. You and me...simultaneous. Marry me. I know I'm a woman, and I don't care that I'm straight. We were made for each other. How about it, Science?
from incinerated :
I didn't even think anyone had read that entry. But you did and that's cool. [obligatory 'hi, nice to meet you' comment inserted here]
from muertebonita :
Break it? Heavens no. Just toy with it a little. ;-)
from muertebonita :
Man, I'm down with some Zombie action. Hell, with the sleep that I get I'm practically one.
from starke- :
You know I actually said the 12th...shit, I hope I don't miss the damn thing!! I'll show up on, like, the 14th or something and it'll be Britney Spears or something instead.
from fearthefairy :
Hilarious entry today, but I guess the domination of the entire human race is always a funny subject... -Tye
from muertebonita :
*hug* Thanks! Needed that. :)
from augustdreams :
The sad thing about that evil monkey in your closet is that it wasn't *always* evil. ;) Many thanks for listing me as a favorite. I'm really enjoying your writing. Always a pleasure to meet another fan of the brain-munching, walking dead!
from starke- :
It is not pathetic that your brush with fame is going to high school with Amanda Palmer. She is so damn cool. I wish *I* had gone to school with her. I'll probably puke all over myself when I see them. Which is actually Nov 20th, not whatever I said in that comment a long time ago. My brain goes to "sleep" mode sometimes. A lot.
from likeaforest :
ah, i actually probably won't be reading the book any time soon, either. (i have this disorder, you see, which compels me to buy books i don't need/have no time to immediately read.) also! you've met mary timony??? i'm very jealous.
from lilephyte :
I don't think it's loserish -- after all, I've been wanting to do it for four years now. It's just that this year is the first year I won't have midterms and suchlike holding me back. Bad fiction of the world : Look out!! So yes, the moral is that 1/ I'm all literary pretensions and no substance and 2/ you're not a loser. And you get a hug for coming out! *hug!* ...that's all for now.
from liquidx66 :
I clicked the link for your diary and I read a bit, I really like the entry about the lady on the train and the tag. It brightened up my day.
from fearthefairy :
*alittle of your diary, i meant oops.
from fearthefairy :
*alittle of your diary, i meant oops.
from fearthefairy :
I saw the ad for your diary "it's a twitchy kind of relaxing, the kind where you scream alot", that made my day, thanks :), I've only read alittle, but I like it. -Tye
from kinderkill :
indeed they are.
from minstrelite :
Well, I kinda think it's good to feel. If you know my story, I couldn't feel anything at all for twelve years, they had me so zombified on all those stupid pysch meds. Now I can be happy and depressed and angry and despairing and gleeful and giddy and frustrated and ecstatic. I wouldn't have it any other way.
from headcasebaby :
Your guestbook isn't working, so I'm leaving you a note instead. Something depressing: A close friend of approximately 8 years decided to announce her complete lack of need for our friendship, and perception of me as a person, which was, as she put it, a "heinous bitch" who is jealous of her relationship with her boyfriend. Her medium of choice? A diary that I and many of our common friends as well as people we don't know read.
from banefulvenus :
LOVE YOUR SITE!!! :)
from candoor :
I saw enough to know I want to come back here to see more... now if I'll only remember that...
from kinderkill :
thanks for the note. yeah, it's high time someone did something about the "FUCKING SLUT" infestation.
from ashtraygurl :
just wanted to say hi.
from pirate-life :
blargh, i locked my diary. if you wanna read it ever, drop me a line.
from greentealeaf :
they ranked 'fight club' higher than 'blade runner'?! what a joke. and i hate lord of the rings. oh, how i hate the lord of the rings! *grumble*
from greentealeaf :
my favourite jars song is worlds apart .. it's such a great song. don't listen to them much now tho.
from pirate-life :
Reoccuring dreams? Hm. I have one where I am in some weird car parking lot. I have one where I'm in some alien hostage situation, yet I always escape just to be caught. I have one where I'm in my junior high and its a train station. I always wake up RIGHT before I die.
from greentealeaf :
i believe eb meant 'tale' by 'tail'. but come to think of it, tail is an interesting word. maybe i should start spelling tale tail. hmm. oh, by the way, hello, nice to meet you.
from explodingboy :
Hi Crateobscure, Welcome to the explodingboy diaries. The eb dairies are a sound journal so keep those speakers turned up high. Within, sometimes, a search for the definition and difference between heart and soul. I was reading your entry How I Became a Freak Part 2 and very much enjoyed your tail of recoded messages and scripts and such. On the subject of horror movies and the times of late - this link. (http://explodingboy.diaryland.com/horror.html) . welcome and cheers eb*
from galaxyrabbit :
lepus is a constellation! orion likes to shoot rabbits, so zeus put lepus up in the sky so orion would have something to do with his spare time.
from galaxyrabbit :
the lepus rabbit! i found him by chance as i was browsing google's image archives on the subject of space. ain't he cute? :)
from threewishes :
i realize i've been very rude, and never thanked you for adding me as one of your favorites (not to mention for the notes you've left), so i would like to do that now. thank you! with that said, i would like to ask: where have you gone? i enjoy your d-land, and you haven't updated in ages. come back. that's all i wanted to say.
from theghostgirl :
I don't think I ever had any salad days; but like you, the phrase always makes me think of Monty Python and Sam Peckinpah.
from kamikazesoul :
Read it. If it's excellent, the nightmares would be worth it. =) If it's not that well-written... well. Oops?
from bluenadia6 :
Oh, the title? I just sounded nice, I guess. Today wasn't really a day for me to put a lot of introspect into titles, although most of them USUALLY have either a meaning or a double-entendre. If you do some searching in the archives, you'll find that many of them are pieces of my favorite lyrics, quotes, etc. Thanks for asking, and thanks for adding me to your list of favorites. I appreciate it!
from badrobot :
dude-man-woman-creature-thing, thanks a boodle for listing me as a fave diary -- i genuinely thought that no one knew about me! how sweet of you to acknowledge my existence, and for this, I MUST KILL YOU!
from pirate-life :
GOD I hate psychiatrists, even if I do want to be a psychologist. All they do is make you feel stupid or crazy.
from wyndspirit :
Great POY entry! I like the way you tell the story. :) (P.S. - I did try to sign the guestbook, but no place to sign??? Or am I finally losing it?)
from starlight42 :
interesting entry for POY...
from pirate-life :
dude, you're making no sense.
from p-o-y :
Welcome to Pieces Of You!
from pirate-life :
Okay, or a ghost of a dead Indian grief stricken guy. One of the three.
from pirate-life :
He, sorry bout that. I just assume everyone on Diaryland is a girl. Or a gay man. Your pick.
from pirate-life :
Hey thanks for the note, despite however long it took me to decipher it (I'm pretty slow). So yeah, mad props. For schnitzle.

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