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from ilovemy240z :
Started writing again... http://zeemydust.diaryland.com/060923_22.html
from ezi :
SF makes me nervous. it's all the hills!
from ezi :
I sent you an email, monkey! maybe I sent it to the wrong address... at mac?
from ezi :
monkey I should've told you, I no longer have Morby. I threw him away in a gas station trash can.
from ezi :
I'm so jealous! :)
from spritopias :
Good job!
from luxlust :
I am so sad! With loosing my job, i cant afford my vacation=( Live it up for me!
from ezi :
ooooh. I wanted to go to a Cuban restaurant just for mojitos for my birthday but it never happened. I want one.
from spritopias :
I jealous of your pope party.
from ezi :
monkey were you stuck in s.f.?
from ezi :
I think that the Great Mall is having this orchids showroom for a couple weeks. You should go see it.
from ezi :
aww orchids are so pretty!
from spritopias :
I wrap everything in tortillas. Marry me.
from ezi :
monkey, AIM pooped on me!!
from ezi :
I've been to that one, but it's kinda ghetto. I used to go there before moving here. It costs less than AMF, but it's hard to find the right ball since they're not labeled and the machines are ancient, plus it doesn't add up the points correctly.
from ezi :
did you also get a milkshake at Johnny Rockets?
from ann-frank :
then again, dont listen to me because I think testicles are spelled "testicals" when I am typing at 2 am or something! gar! what I mean to say is, however they are spelled, they are yours so don't listen to me, have fun! xox
from ann-frank :
nononono, forget the socks, bring the underwear! it's tropical, chances are it is more acceptable for your feet to go free rather than your... umm ... you know, testicals. I mean, I am not trying to bring the va-ca down I am just saying! toes, feet, free!
from luxlust :
Sounds lush! I will be there as well! Every once in awhile, while you are out and about, holler 'Diaryland', and maybe we will find each other and play.
from spritopias :
good job not responding
from spritopias :
you eat out all the time, I'm jealous but my S.A. keeps me home
from ezi :
I think they get infused in the steam hahaha so it's like putting your face over a pot of brewing farts
from ezi :
haa!! it's the monkey of the week!
from ezi :
Friday, it's monkey of the week! haha. you should do that again.
from oxfordavid :
Hey man, thanks for the note. I was in San Fran briefly in November and had a truly amazing time. I hope to be there again early next year. Maybe I'll try and look you up next time. A chat and a few beers could be interesting! Ahora, que lo pases bien!
from spritopias :
Man, that stinks. I'm sorry.
from ezi :
I do need goats. When I went to the Fry's in Fremont there was a sign on a hill that said "goats for sale" and now I know that if I ever want to buy one, I can go there.
from spritopias :
that sucks
from spritopias :
it could be worse, you could have lost something you like and my gym has a dick cheney look alike who lives in the locker room
from ilovemy240z :
Dude, even if I had to put up with hella shit, at least it would be something to put on my resume! Gimme just TWO WEEKS at any damn job, lol. I could win them over with Kimchee. No prob. :p
from shutupmom :
i mean not the eagle but the cat club. give me a call 608.245.0054 leave a message and ill call you back from another line because im roaming out here.
from shutupmom :
yeah its raining frogs today. i leave tomorrow but tonight were going to hot pants at the eagle. you down?
from shutupmom :
hi. im in san fran til the 8th. wanna go to the zoo?
from sasori-gal :
Happy New Year! All the best to you in 2005!!
from sasori-gal :
You drank sake AND tequila during the same night?! Oh my~ I empathize with you right now! At least you'll have an empty stomach to stuff on New Year's! *smile*
from omnipre5ence :
Aren't Christmas gifts from little old ladies the best?
from ezi :
I see the quiz! it's the one before your current entry.
from ilovemy240z :
*hugs* Love you sweety. I unfortunately agree with Missy, but I know you'd never do that to anyone, regardless of what the person has done to you. It's one of the things that makes me think so highly of you. :)
from spritopias :
I'd be disappointed if you played someone, that ain't right, yo
from spritopias :
turkey meatloaf tastes like ass
from spritopias :
ha ha ha, even the retarded chick...ha ha ha
from spritopias :
GOOD JOB!
from spritopias :
getting kidnapped by horny old men is the worst
from sasori-gal :
Have a mega-fun birthday and indulge yourself completely! Happy Birthday!
from spritopias :
3D porno? YIKES!
from spritopias :
just say no
from old-at-young :
I just wanted to say thanks for knowing which Hamlet to like.
from old-at-young :
I just wanted to say thanks for knowing which Hamlet to like.
from spritopias :
frightening
from spritopias :
You're hilarious.
from spritopias :
ha ha, you wipe your ass! loser
from spritopias :
you always have to put out
from spritopias :
I'm very happy for you that you have a date. You don't need a Hula Dancer. You need someone with a soul.
from creepatron :
Oops.
from spritopias :
Luis, we wub you!
from spritopias :
oh, yeah
from creepatron :
Aren't we actually both IMing each other right now?
from spritopias :
Don't we both have IM?
from spritopias :
and shouting "bitch"
from creepatron :
It would be a whirlwind adventure about the two of us. Unlike Pee Wee's Big Adventure there will be no discernable plot and the majority of the movie will just be us giggling at the word "boobie".
from spritopias :
Let's be honest, any movie about us would be "Karen and Jack's Big Adventure"
from spritopias :
I look more like Toby, and he does kiss girls and that is something we've yet to see Elijah do. I'm afraid of the extend DVD of ROTK because I really don't want to know what Sam and Frodo did on those dark Mordor night and speaking of viagra, I don't know what I'd do with an erection for four hours! It might be useful for some people but I have plenty of hangers.
from creepatron :
What about Toby McGuire? He bothers me significantly less than that hobbit weiner. Viagra is such a scam! I haven't had an erection in 19 years and nothing has worked for me.
from spritopias :
That guy who played Superman on Lois and Clark, namely because Clark Kent had a job and we really don't
from spritopias :
I have to put my foot down for Elijah Wood
from spritopias :
See, Guapo, This is what happens when the increasingly conservative young people go emulating Bob Dole.
from creepatron :
Stockard Channing! That old hack! Thinks she can first lady my ass, I'll have none of it. Why don't we compromise, I'll be that girl from the N'Sync video "Bye Bye Bye", and you can be Erik Per Sullivan, known for his groundbreaking work as 'Dewey' on Malcolm in the Middle. Wait a minute--who should play Luis?
from spritopias :
Damn it, Creepatron! I want that sissy boy Elijah Wood to play me! No one else can portray me, I won't hear of it. I hope you're portrayed by dried up old Stockard Channing!
from creepatron :
You're just jealous that when my plane gets hijacked from Spokane and my topless foiling of terrorists turns "Bitch, please" into the next "Let's roll" the made for TV movie will feature Gary Coleman as the bitter Christopias.
from spritopias :
Creepatron, IMHO? Give us a break, you're anything but humble. B****, Please!
from creepatron :
Coming from another alleged female, I.G. is a stone cold bitch. You are definetely better off--and I know you've heard it a thousand times and it doesn't make you feel any better, but it's true. Download an assload of emo, cry for awhile, and then get your rage on. You don't deserve to be treated like this! and imho you're acting way too nice for someone who was. Don't take her back even if she asks (she probably has crabs, or even worse, pubic elves)
from creepatron :
http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~jenf/writing/rant04.html I bookmarked this for you.
from spritopias :
you're going to find someone, don't worry about it and stop wasting time on girls who aren't into you. you're better than that. Don't let it bother you. Move on. Easier said than done. Eh.
from spritopias :
I don't care if it rains or freezes, don't blame shit on baby jesus
from ezi :
aww monkey!
from spritopias :
that totally sucks, I'm sorry man
from shutupmom :
okay.okay. tonight, tuesday, at the attic. 11ish....?
from shutupmom :
BUT BUT WE WERE THERE. FROM ABOUT 7 UNTIL 10. WILL YOU MEET US TONIGHT? OR PERHAPS MONDAY OR TUESDAY. WE LEAVE WEDNESDAY. GIVE ME A CALL. 608-245-0054
from shutupmom :
WERE YOU THERE? WE WERE. LOOKIN' 'ROUND. COULDNT FIND YA. TONIGHT WE'LL BE AT THE ZIETGIEST? MIDNIGHT?
from ezi :
oops i havent been hiding
from spritopias :
I Kentucky we have a festival every year about "the big lebowsky" blah blah blah who cares
from creepatron :
They recently published a book of Reagan's letters that he wrote throughout both his terms to average citizens who had written him on a variety of topics. I would really recommend it--I think you'd find it quite moving regardless of how much you know of him. Reagan was such a kind and generous man who did not shy from correspondance; I wouldn't be surprised if he had read your letter.
from spritopias :
excellent
from ezi :
oh no! did you miss clockwork orange?
from oxfordavid :
Hola! Hey man, thanks for signing the map. You're the first, because the other flag is from the map people themselves. I'm interested to see how many flags I get before I give in and start begging/paying people to sign the fucker. Keep on havin' fun! Saludos muchacho.
from oxfordavid :
Hola! Hey man, thanks for signing the map. You're the first, because the other flag is from the map people themselves. I'm interested to see how many flags I get before I give in and start begging/paying people to sign the fucker. Keep on havin' fun! Saludos muchacho.
from creepatron :
this makes me want to move to san fran: http://tenderloin.net/04302003/index.html
from parlance :
Hah, hah! The monkey in your info makes me smile :D:D
from ezi :
haha creed
from oxfordavid :
That show at 111Minna looks pretty cool. I wish I could go. I like the Rites of Spring Fever.
from oxfordavid :
encantaN! que malo, David!
from oxfordavid :
Hey man, como me encanta las photos de los peces! Yeah that Nemo stuff is great, next time I'm in California I'm going there. I've done quite a bit of diving and snorkelling in the Red Sea and it's like you're fucking tripping when your down there on the reef with all those colours. Are you taking pictures of Hearst castle, I never made it here either when I was in California last time. Citizen Kane is one of my favorite films and I'd really love to see that place. I'm jealous. There's more coincidences, because I love Nietsche, my diary is named after a book of his poems, Dithyrambs of Dionysus. I intend to be in Japan this summer too, end July beginning, August. Thanks for adding me to your buddy list, I only realised today. Cheers, you like beer almost as much as me!
from parlance :
Monkeyyys.
from spritopias :
I hate people who have more fun than I do. Eat socks and die.
from lunasoul :
Hey, how do you get your list of 5 most recent entries to change when you go from page to page? Mine just stay the same no matter where you go. Thanks.
from ezi :
omg monkey were you at the warfield!
from ezi :
yeah monkey I finished my labs on time.
from sleepy-gurl :
DAYUM! *SMACKS DAT ASS* Shake dat monkey boy! ;)
from ezi :
for me to poop on
from ezi :
yay I got it to work! I only have to fix a few other things and I'll be done!
from ezi :
monkey, one of the functions that the program calls asks to calculate the square root of each of three numbers (numbers which have been initialized earlier in the program). then it returns a "1" and passes the results back to main. and... I can't figure out how to use the sqrt function together with passing back the results. haha, DID YOU GET IT?? =P
from crapstein :
I lied.
from creepatron :
WE ARE CELL PHONE TWINS! That phone rocks it so hard; camera quality is only so so.
from ezi :
I'm eating a yogurt and a BANANA, monkey
from ezi :
what's bagosa?
from spritopias :
Snow Day.
from spritopias :
Sorry, I blew our shot at the state title because I was getting high. I hope you understand.
from creepatron :
I got really excited when you said Krautmobile and thought you were going to buy the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, of which some friends of mine almost got run over by.
from spritopias :
don't be goin' to wal mart - happy christmas
from chaosbean :
glad you are amused by the tragic loss of of tail inches
from spritopias :
yeah, it's nice to see that but not participate in it.
from sasori-gal :
Happy Birthday, El-Guapo! Thanks for your message! Things are probably rockin' a lot more out your way than up where the earthquake was! I wrote a birthday message to your g-book yesterday, but got that can't-connect-to-server page. Sometimes I've done that and the message still goes through. If it doesn't/didn't, just wanted to wish you a happy birthday! Party and celebrate to your body's content!
from spritopias :
Why do you need a birth certificate?
from shelly85 :
hey you! How are ya??
from spritopias :
For my 1000th entry we're making a list of my favorite people's favorite entries that I wrote. Please submit yours! If you have one...
from goexplore :
Sex is good as well as your advice ;)
from spritopias :
HA HA HA, Methadone Smoothies, HA HA HA.
from ezi :
it won't let me sign your book so: aww! *hugs krautmobile* pobrecita
from spritopias :
you're a retard? That's so cool because I have downs syndrome. Maybe we can ride the short bus together.
from spritopias :
"rent the booty" ha ha ha
from spritopias :
they do flush backwards, it's nifty.
from spritopias :
don't go to the reunion. they food is always terrible.
from goexplore :
Oh yes, i guess that would help me because just considering it makes me stop thinking about anything negative. heh. Thanx for the notes :)
from goexplore :
Ok. That means that i should shut up? Or what? :) because my hability with English has an ending. And that end starts with words like hump.
from creepatron :
New Jersey is insane about left turns. Jug handles everywhere! So...stupid.
from creepatron :
I can't decide which is better ugly cool, the Scion xB (the xA looks like a yucky chunky EuroVan! Bleh!) or the PT Cruiser. But since the Scion lets you customize your own ass groove, it has won my heart.
from creepatron :
Philly can be wild (living here, I should know!). Make sure you hit the clubs on Delaware Avenue, and the parties on South Street (one of the guys from Cheap Trick has an apt there). BTW: No matter what anyone tells you, Pat's Steaks is over-rated. Jim's is where it's at.
from creepatron :
I see you have some weiner in your latest entry. But here's what I'm thinking: i before e (except after C) is a rule based on language, not language based on the rule. Therefore there must be exceptions...weiner, weird, etc, and somehow spellcheck got set on 'tard'. Additonal example: boloney. Officially, it's bologna, but an 'a' has never meant to be pronounced 'ey' ever. Ever. Besides, bologna is an overly classy spelling for processed pig eyelids.
from sasori-gal :
Whoops...sorry about that double guestbook entry. I wrote one last night, but it said it didn't connect to the server. Since my entry wasn't there, I wrote another one to you this morning and look what happened: TWO entries from me. I tried to write this explanation afterwards and the guestbook said I couldn't enter another entry so quickly. Sorry about that!
from goexplore :
Hi, thank you for adding me to your list :O)
from spritopias :
Hey, being Fat is cool. Didn't you see Big Daddy? At least you don't have OLD BALLS.
from chaosbean :
THank you very much. I had a wonderful birthday. Thanks for leaving me a note
from ilovemy240z :
Hahaha... girl, just break down and get the boy some freakin TacoBell. lmao.. he told me himself he won't let the matter go! You in troubles now!! lol
from princesscris :
Well Seņor Guapo I challenge you to a Sublime Kareoke duel! Only no alcomohol allowed cos that would be unfair to me. As for the $6...you don't happen to work at a drive thru do you? LoL!
from princesscris :
Hey! How's it going? I just want you to know that when I start the best Sublime cover band you can be my back up singer. Haha! Good times.
from shutupmom :
well then mr. guapo, we'll have to see what happens. i'll keep in touch witchya.
from shelly85 :
Hey buddy!! I think your such a kool friend. I hope you keep in touch!! Love ya lots!
from shelly85 :
Hey buddy!! I think your such a kool friend. I hope you keep in touch!! Love ya lots!
from shelly85 :
Hey buddy!! I think your such a kool friend. I hope you keep in touch!! Love ya lots!
from realitygurl :
HI!...I don't know how to add you to my favorite diaries!...But I would if I could.=( ;)=) Shalom..
from lapreciosa :
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from operationivy :
sweet dude, thanks for letting me know. Now begins the hunt.
from realitygurl :
yeah, coool new diary look!=);) (Seriously!=) I like it!=P) Hehe.=) I hope you have a good day....=)=P=P=P -Christie
from pieceofme :
i can so relate to the fart entry! ;)
from muzicnote :
Hey, just want to say hello. Sorry I couldn't say hi in a while...I sorta made this dumb deal with my mom...me and my stupid mind. People are right...I think too much. Haha, oh well. I like your monkey of the week...it's funny. :p Talk to you later.
from chick-lit :
i am working on weeding out the horny dogpile of boys in order to find a semi-virile but civilized boy puppydawg to boss around and pet at night and lick my face on command. i'm not sure how chili cheese fries fit into the picture just yet...
from chick-lit :
Uh, hello?! My head IS really big.
from chick-lit :
IM me if you really want the REAL passwords........
from chick-lit :
i like your monkey.

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