some lights seem eternal

I have a black belt in keeping it real.

"I enjoy people assuming I'm an idiot, it gives them something to feel smug about." - Charles Wallace, A Wrinkle in Time

My favorite diaries:

BettyAlready profile - diary
comments: First in war, first in peace, first in the heart of Spritopias (Also, First Lady of Diary Land)
sunnflower profile - diary
comments: Your smile could save our movie and the world.
ChaosBean profile - diary
comments: She makes me laugh, and then I remember "She's serious!"
ezi profile - diary
comments: "oh, well I think you should just take a deep breath, sit back and enjoy the hairy armpits"
baloo profile - diary
comments: Christophers of the World, Unite!
amanya profile - diary
comments: <- shakes it like a poloroid picture
creepatron profile - diary
comments: "It's a common misconception that girls want guys with lots of stamina. Sometimes you just have shit to do." (also, Vice-President elect of Diary Land)
techrat profile - diary
comments: "oh my god, my ass is so sore. and no, it has nothing to do with sodomy."
el-guapo profile - diary
comments: "I wanted to stand up and declare, "Do not infer anything about me based on Psycho Bitch's comments please! ..." But I kept my cool." Who can't relate to that?
thedrink profile - diary
comments: Canadians are known the world over for their laid-back attitude, which makes it even stranger that thousands of them have barricaded you in your house.
connie-cobb profile - diary
comments: "everyone named 'Dick' in Washington DC, worked hard for that title."
golfwidow profile - diary
comments: "Know what'd be funny? If [Nicolas Cage] married Jennifer Lopez. Think of the time-space continuum and the sci-fi temporal laws. They'd have to divorce about three years before they could get married."
overlyemo profile - diary
comments: "Okay, I'm sorry for calling you a bitch. Now, say you're sorry for being a cunt."
myexodus profile - diary
comments: " Sometimes you�re happy, sometimes you cry. Half of me is ocean, half of me is sky, but you�ve got a heart so big, it could crush this town""
jyram profile - diary
comments: And when the night is cloudy/There is still a light that shines on me/Shine on until tomorrow, let it be/I wake up to the sound of music/Mother Mary comes to me/Speaking words of wisdom, let it be
sallydallydo profile - diary
comments: You'd really like to know where the people who say, "another day, another dollar" are getting their damn money.
brewreviews profile - diary
comments: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Ben Franklin
nofatgrl profile - diary
comments: Religious and scientific leaders will argue for weeks about whether what happened to you was the result of divine retribution or messy, high-energy physics.
ghostiness profile - diary
comments: "If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell."
simplify profile - diary
comments: I want to live in a place were jackets are for looks, not survival
bluesymphony profile - diary
comments: You've always considered yourself something of a shutterbug, but that's certainly not what the Interpol agents who confiscate your hard drive will call you.
switchcraft profile - diary
comments: "You know, like in the Bible"
chubbychic profile - diary
comments: come for the mead, stay for the slaughter (real plug coming soon)
irisheyes70 profile - diary
comments: Who DOESN'T love the Irish?
moee profile - diary
comments: "have you ever tried simply turning off the tv, sitting down with your children and hitting them?"
orange2o profile - diary
comments: You have no idea why thousands of shrieking, lovesick teens chase you everywhere you go, but you're pretty sure it's not because of your shitty albums.
my-solitaire profile - diary
comments: she's stalking Johnny Depp, I'm not sure that's okay
forty-plus profile - diary
comments: She makes Anne Hutchinson proud.
saru-san profile - diary
comments: You'll perform an act of selfless bravery next Friday in the false belief that the cameras are catching the whole thing.
yarnsmith profile - diary
comments: conservative is not a dirty word
breathtaken1 profile - diary
comments: She dreams in colour, she dreams in red
blutortu profile - diary
comments: With her help, I will crash Sarah Brill's wedding
pandionna profile - diary
comments: She's my nemesis, get your own! I defy you to find one more beautiful or clever!
kellbelle profile - diary
comments: Your contribution to the performing arts is limited to the fact that your mama is so fat almost anything can be said about her.
cosmicrayola profile - diary
comments: New Englander
Nicky-D profile - diary
comments: my stunt double
captainron profile - diary
comments: any years from now, you'll be the only living person who remembers David Lee Roth, which should not instill you with a great sense of responsibility to history.
summer-gale profile - diary
comments: You always wondered which of your sins would send you to hell, but you never thought it would be tipping Roger $2.34 on a $60 check.
l-empress profile - diary
comments: For 15 terrifying minutes, the universe will indeed revolve around you, causing the death of billions because you decide to skip rope.
tattodnanny profile - diary
comments: While the particulars of your final destination are unknown, the dread realm of Death doesn't seem so bad anymore, now that Johnny Carson's there.
chailife profile - diary
comments: A mind is a terrible thing to waste, and so is a librarian...
b-w-p profile - diary
comments: I am so excited he's back that I almost choked on a pretzel, thank God for the Secret Service
less-than3 profile - diary
comments: All right, I'm going to say this for the last fucking time: With an apostrophe, it means "it is" and without an apostrophe, it means "belonging to it." This is really not that hard.
joiedv profile - diary
beltwaybelle profile - diary

My favorite music:

Modest Mouse
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Foo Fighters
Bare Naked Ladies

My favorite movies:

The Empire Strikes Back
10 Things I Hate About You
Empire Records
Ferris Bueller's Day Off

My favorite authors:

Flannery O'Connor
Ernest Hemingway
Salman Rushdie
Madeline L'Engle
George Orwell

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