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I know I've been out of the loop. I know I haven't been around much, too busy painting and sanding. I found you though. I found you, little pussy-bunny.

from pcock :

thanks.

from kittybukkake :

Gaddles, please do keep me informed of your future gaddlings, as I remain, your humble reader, with best regards, Kitty B.

from lifeofmytime :

I just stumbled upon your diary today. And now it's done. Story of my life. Heh. Maybe I'll catch you in the NaNaMriMo forums.

from tuff517 :

Haha, heh, ha...hm. Shit. The crotch has worn out on my hotpants. Dammit.

from sambadelic :

#@**#@!!!, just #@**#@!!!

from spunkygypsy :

I won't cry for you, Gaddletina. The truth is you'll never leave me. All through your wild days, your mad existence--you'll keep your promise, but not your distance. In other words, I know that your heart will go on. Diaryland, like love, is a battlefield...right. I should stop. I'll miss you for sure.

from kstyle :

you poopiehead, i hate you! umm, ok, not really. gonna miss ya, what else can i say? keep me posted, please! much love, michael

from laurie2002 :

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (falls to floor and whimpers)

from djc360 :

awww, i'll miss your writing! but good luck in whatever you decide to do :-)

from vex :

I love the Gadfly Fall Collection! It is surprisingly laidback--yet HOTPANTS are involved. ...Figuring out what pithy slogan I want plastered across the back of 'em will keep me up nights! But I do know I want lowercase gothic, and perhaps something nonsensical, like "turnip", or "governer schwarzenegger".

from sambadelic :

Oh, I like that, yes I do. I want to accompany it with warbling moog noise.

from patadrina :

You forgot G.

from sooner :

Oh, Gadfly.

from sambadelic :

Whoowhoowhoo! The mere thought of Lynne Russell discussing my undergarments has me all hot and bothered!!!

from starsurfer :

okay

from tuff517 :

Awww, Poopy Pants! First, Kenna is awesome and I am madly in semi-illegal love with the little floppy dark haired keytar player. I want to see him climb the rope in gym class. But the FS show? I absolutely respect your opinion and had a feeling you wouldn't like it, but I took it as a joke. It was a big joke on us and I didn't take it as anything more than that. I think the whole deal is for them to put on as crappy a show as possible. Sounds like yours was a little more interactive than mine, but I loved it. It was as if my sister and I had staged a production of one of our "Puttin' On the Hits" shows from our bedroom. I'm sorry you didn't like it, but HEY! at least Kenna was grrRREAT! Rowr. Pot belly, hee!

from starsurfer :

I'm leaving a note because people rarely do when a person has a guestbook. That is all.

from tuff517 :

Kind sir, I do thank you graciously for the recent installment of SMELLY HOT PANTS that was in my mailbox as of late. I am wetting my pants trying to put a semi-coherent CD together because it's tit for tat, my friend. Tit. For. Tat. Chuck said he liked my "African music". Sigh. This note brought to you by the words PROLIX and VERBOSE and by the letter F.

from spunkygypsy :

Jesus, Gaddles! That is some fucked up business. I'll be thinking about you, and trying my hardest to send back-off vibes to the harasser. Until things return to normal, here is note style love. I'm going to see MC Paul Barman in December, and I'll be thinking of you the whole time. I should get you a prezzie there, too. YES. I shall do it.

from sambadelic :

I put a big giant picture of women peeking their heads out of a supersize lower intestine in there one time. Yes I did. Now I feel deeply guilty, and I'm gonna go eat a box of mashed potato flakes.

from kstyle :

wow, sorry to hear someone was harrassing you...so childish. been loving your nice big entries!

from tuff517 :

Oh no. Please say it wasn't me and my suggestion to put sparklers and glitter in places those things should never be. Please say it wasn't my infernal double posting in your guestbook. Please say your jealous that I got Kenna's autograph. Please say it would be worth it for me to buy Peaches's's new CD.

from starsurfer :

Boo, I say.

from laurie2002 :

There were lyrics to STANKONIA. Nah, I know it wasn't I whom you were referring as ravaging your guestbook. I'm sorry you had to take you guestbook down, and I'll really miss that fly.

from peth :

you rock big large glacier rocks. thank you gadfly.

from peth :

'gimme shelter' plus 'let the moosic play'?!?!?

from peth :

optimo!?!

from sambadelic :

On the subject, I think I want to dye, but I worry that having dyed-over grey might make me feel more old-ladyish than having visible grey. How are you liking your dyed head??

from sambadelic :

It's hair that says "I rub my head between things all the time, it's fun!" How about condescension after you wear out the hubris and piety? It's a hit over here.

from sambadelic :

Hydration inspiration and how about some peppermint tea? I've found it a smashing alternative to merlot for my weeknights, Veruca.

from sambadelic :

Could you speak up? There's this RINGING IN MY EAR!

from sambadelic :

I'm tyring to iron out my implicitness, do you think I should use steam?

from sambadelic :

Fly purty butterfly, FLY!

from biggeststar :

Do you like shows like "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and "Boy Meets Boy" on Bravo? I'm wondering because I do like them. But I'm a pretty much (?) straight(ish) girl and really am curious if I'm just fitting some sort of Straight Girl Mode to like shows that show gay guys in a certain way. So if I knew that you liked them, that would somehow give credence to the fact that they give me a warm glow down deep when I watch them. Although, the flip side is if you *don't* like them... Then I'm just that straight(ish) girl who doesn't *really* have any nice gay guy friends and who lives vicariously through horribly drama-prone vixens, like Andra on "Boy Meets Boy". On the *other* hand (and there always is one), you *could* actually like them and then all these warm cuddlies aren't completely without merit. Well, anyway... just wondering... ;)

from sambadelic :

When my sister was in SanFran, Jerry Garcia kicked it, when I was in Idiotopolis, Dick Wolfsie's Barney expired, and then, we swept our dark wrath down upon Chicago...

from fadein :

fucking queer

from borrowmymind :

Nooooo! Let me in, I'll do anything! Well, maybe not anything...but anyway...please?

from patadrina :

What am I to do without my daily wry dosage of gadfly? It's like robbing me of coffee. My head is about to hit the keyboa 9hx5cb fghgbm

from sooner :

I can't help but notice I'm locked out.

from sambadelic :

But, but, but IT'S NOT IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION! Wahhh.

from pitty-sing :

oh, santa sangre, there was a big house full of dust and rubble and lots of candles. i remember now.

from sambadelic :

Its the sexiest of sexies Thelma Tixou being offed by Concha's Magic Hands in "Santa Sangre" and standing in for me in my, erm, mood.

from sambadelic :

Yes, having continuity between work-life and real-life is important. My 2 co-drones are seeking work elsewhere right now, but I'm staying, just because of that continuity thing that I've found where I am now, and didn't have in my last job. Go, Gadfly, go.

from big-star :

From someone who has actually witnessed The Running of the Sausages I would have to concur with your statement regarding their phallacy. Eh? Or with your statement regarding their phallic nature. But they are not *just* phallic, they are humble, loving, caring, considerate sausages that are driven by one simple goal. To run. And even more so, to run encircling a baseball diamond while wearing outfits depicting different, yet specific, cultures of which they have a great, ephemeral connection to. God bless the sausages! God bless them one and all!

from mojo1915 :

Howdy friend! I would just like to tell you to have a great day. ;)

from sambadelic :

The 3:30 muse ... yawns and rechecks her voicemail ... gone, inspiration.

from sambadelic :

I'm feelin'Equal Justice Under Law today.

from plaguegirl :

Cave certainly is the ol' Sexmaster Flash, I'll give you that. "Babe I'm On Fire" totally bums me out though, 'cuz it sounds like an old guy trying to rock out like a young guy. Worse, it sounds like an old Nick Cave trying to recapture the spirit of a young Nick Cave. "No More Shall We Part" contained a few gems, but "Nocturama" is just bland and uninspired. I do not exaggerate when I say that Nick Cave was my raison d'etre for quite a few years, but lately I find myself fighting the urge to shield my eyes from his descent into old-rocker-unwilling-to-retiredom. I never thought I'd see the day...

from sambadelic :

There's nothing sexier than long red fingernails on the autoharp strings. I wan't a faucet where I can turn it on and granny Clampett's voice comes out.

from peth :

LEMONADE!!!

from doombilly :

Did you mean 'anagram' or ACRONYM (LATHER)? LATHER THALER HALTER HAL TER HAL RET HALT RE LATH RE RAH TEL RAH LET THAR EL HART EL TRAL HE TRAL EH or L.A.T.H.E.R. (Lacivious Athletes Taking Homo Erotic Recourse) ok, I made that up.

from doombilly :

heh...not that there's anything wrong with that. IT's not meant to insult guys who shower together...more to insult guys who like to shower together but are confused about why the like it. Because you know, they'd make it out to be not sexual. So why do they pat each other's asses when they are running around the field?

from doombilly :

That's one of the reasons I live in the South brah. We open doors for eachother and shiz. Sometimes it's a stand off. "You go first" "No you!" And so on. Even if you f3cking hate someone you are polite. If I lived somewhere I was shoved on the street I would be tired from punching people in the head. So yeah, I live down here. Come on back now, ya hear?

from peth :

haha, lovely haiku, nice to have the arch villans as neighbors, i just have an italian chef who wears bandannas alot.

from big-star :

Nice [gr]ass!

from sambadelic :

Little S loooves The Black Hole! He has the movie on record-with the accompanying storybook! What a hip kid.

from sambadelic :

Why, I was Google-ing "Mandy Patinkin slimy distended bunghole" the other day, and dagnab if NOTHING CAME UP!!!!! Haw haw haw...my best one this week was "nude America's Funniest Home Videos".

from sooner :

on the other hand, I do deserve to be hot. True story.

from doombilly :

GGF, you are ON FIRE today. Now I've soiled myself.

from patadrina :

Wow. Somebody's been taking their emetic funny pills.

from sambadelic :

My guffaw emerged as I was swallowing a bite of poptart,sending crumbs and jelly globs flying, and necessitating yet another laundering of my merkin. Thanks.

from kittybukkake :

I'll go with you! Gallo is my number one favorite asshole!

from peth :

looks like Spider-man is a litter bug.

from peth :

i will wear the black fringed sansabelts, to accompany my new lene lovich obsession.

from sambadelic :

Dear Gadfly, Why am I always getting spam in my email addressed to "Rhonda Wilson?" Would you call me Rhonda, if I asked you nicely?

from peth :

dontchoo make funna cap'n picard like dat....

from miss-mittens :

im deeply disturbed by tuna in a bag.... it seems.... unnatural.

from whyihateyou :

Earlier I was cleaning out the basement and I found a dead toad who had gotten, you know, a little stinky and when I tasted him, HE TASTED JUST LIKE YOUR SHAMPOO SMELLS, YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD! GOD, I FUCKING HATE YOU, OK? I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING HATE 100% OF YOU AND YOUR ASS AND YOUR ASS-FACE!

from pitty-sing :

let me speak to COOKIEPUSS.

from sambadelic :

I nearly fell down when I was underpanting myself this morning.

from peth :

well FLIP IT already, and make the beyotch's day.

from robin-smith :

I do everything left-handed except use scissors as well. Fucking left-handed scissors. Those things are a bitch.

from sambadelic :

Ow. I just hit my unsightly knuckle tumor on the file cabinet. Those kids need a BATH.

from sambadelic :

My CD rack kicks ass! I'm gonna have to put up a picture. It's lovely to have something big enough to hold them all. I'm gonna custom build a shelving unit to organize all my doubt, fear, guilt and insecurity next. I keep getting them all tangled in my hair and finding stray ones on the floor of my car, I think I need to unload a few someplace functional, yet attractive, y'know?

from sambadelic :

I'm gonna cut and paste most of your entry into my diary, but replace each "Chicago" with "Northampton".

from sambadelic :

Word.

from big-star :

YOU are the most freakin' adorable thing I've seen in quite some time.

from peth :

haha, i think i thought you said 'argue' and not 'agree' about those cherbourgian 'brellers, but now I know you are digging my rant and so we can start a club.

from pitty-sing :

thanks for the slash, hooker!

from sambadelic :

We SO need to get together for drinks to cover the subject of that entry! I've had the growing existential lifeache and it always ends with asking those same questions, feeling like I've betrayed something I'd promised myself but forgotten, but also feeling comfy in the relative calmness of my day-to-day 30's life.

from sambadelic :

Hey - what's going on over there? You okay?

from sooner :

is it SARS?

from peth :

DUDE! I have that Courtney Love episode of the Warhol show on TAPE!!! That was a fun show. I liked Kenny Scharf's glad/sadmobile and Jerry Hall's drawls.

from whyihateyou :

Oh, I have a neck alright. It's just that my neck is on the inside AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT THAT 'CUZ IT'S A MEDICAL CONDITION AND IT'S NOT VERY NICE TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH MEDICAL CONDITIONS, YOU PUSSY FOR A FACE! I fucking hate you.

from whyihateyou :

There are fluids I cannot name eminating from my holes because I was just THINKING OF YOU AND THAT MADE ME START TO STEW IN MY OWN HATE-JUICES, MOTHER FUCKER! I FUCKING HATE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!

from peth :

dude, Flame wants to go and sit through all 5 cremasters in one sitting. is this physically possible? i'm scared. oh, and I like Cex, what I know of his stuff is mostly music he did with Kid606. rock!

from amorphous :

I've been meaning to tell you that,....um...Well,GARSH! Your diary sure is chockfull now!

from sambadelic :

I might have to mekka-lekka-hi my heiney-ho on over to the bullseye stowe here directly. Geez.

from sambadelic :

$35 printer? Really?

from sambadelic :

It's hard to look him in the face when we are talking... So it helps to have a mirror in the room

from sambadelic :

I'm so glad you got the stuff! The thing is, my idee w/the soundtrack and it's ambiguous title is just that...you listen and create this fantastic movie in yo head that y'aint never gonna see, see? So that you never experience that potentially disappointing moment when you see the "right" images that go w/the music...kinda maintaining a permanent level of mystery thereby. Yup.

from peth :

I can't get enough of yo' sprouts!

from sambadelic :

Oooha, ooh-ooh...I'm going back to my Tennesee mountain home now...

from peth :

what sort of pie?

from peth :

And then there's That old compromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing, Right on Maude. I mean, GAD. Right on GAD.

from plaguegirl :

You know The Cramps are touring, right?

from plaguegirl :

Holy crap! You read Jim Goad and you know the gold tooth lingo. You are my fucking hero, G!

from sambadelic :

Been to Blockbuster trying to get my ass 24 compliant-just seen the 1st 3 expsisodes so far, I likes the "Out of Towners" go everything's glass or metal stylee. And such an easy-on-the-eyes Pres. Please be sure to do your patriotic duty today by using the word "terrorism" in as many conversations as you can.

from plaguegirl :

So, yeah, I'm like all excited that you list Jim Goad as one of your favorite authors, too, 'cuz, like there are only 12 of us on DiaryLand that do.

from sambadelic :

I'm feelin' ya. Nobody here believes me when I tell them ANOTHER WAY IS POSSIBLE, YOU ARE ALL INSANE!!!! (Even when I'm referring to the clock changing thing.)

from sooner :

Oh, yes. You wrote it and I've remembered it distinctly ever since. And I'm ready to old dirty party!

from sambadelic :

1. Lastnight I dreamed that by concentrating really hard, I could morph my head into that of Saddam Hussein's and I was doing it as a party trick. 2. I got a magazine in the mail today that says "Weapons of Mass Distraction" on the cover, and I can't stop thinking about that. 3. Come on over here, I have some Circus Peanuts I'd love to share.

from sambadelic :

They RAWK and they CUTE.

from sambadelic :

Renewed. Lease. Oh, yeah, anyway...Mr. S has been going through a Brian!Wilson! and-what-a crazy-genius-and-all phase real heavy here lately, trying with all his vinyl might to edumacate me 'bout his specialness. It's getting to me, see. So, I just wanted to tell you that SIMIAN's been on the hifi in this house too, with their smiley pet sounds.

from peth :

Putin is sexy. I made you a cd. I have to try and send it now.

from sambadelic :

Golly. Don Rickels, Fergie and Liza are my faves on first look. Hillary just looks exactly the way she does on the National Enquirer most days.

from peth :

wooooo, billie whitelaw can smack my arse any old time.

from pitty-sing :

You're all the rage, bird

from peth :

I'm sorry for the frito smell. Thank you for being liquid ( I feel so Gary Numan when I say that.)

from sambadelic :

Thank you for being lucid.

from sambadelic :

My stomach too...we've had the flu at my house, so I'm not sure if my stomach is clenching because I'm infected, or if it's feeling emotey from the sourness of it all just now. Thad CD burner comment was no idle threat, it's resting comfortably between the tapedeck and the receiver, yee-haw.

from peth :

how i would like to take myself a pleasure dip in your limpid pools. sorry that i said 'french' i meant to say 'fuck'.

from peth :

hey now, I often order meatloaf at diners. it's always either greek salad, a burger, meatloaf, or a reuben. oh and sometimes a french dip.

from sambadelic :

Dude, my mom likes to order meatloaf in restaurants. I told her that's like asking the waiter "Do you have any cold pizza several days old? Great! I'll have that with a side of fish sticks." Guh.

from peth :

I like to lie on tea cozies.

from doombilly :

well me too, but it's slimming effects sometimes forces us to look at the not-so-Sexy...

from doombilly :

don't worry that's a temporary background change. Had this been an actual a emergency we would have gone to double secret code PINK!

from vyv-xx :

Much love. My flaccid interest in Crispin Glover will soon be growing into an unhealthy obsession. Mr. Density, What is It? -- I must have it all. And he's in Spun, too!

from peth :

Too late, kimo-sexe.

from peth :

oh, gaddles, you gotte get those Mennonites warmed up. They party in the late hours, if you know what i mean. they are just like the Sikhs in this respect. I prefer to party with the Sikhs, they bring better beer.

from bevin :

You should read my diary entry today. I think it's right up your alley!

from temek :

Glad you find the packaging visually pleasing. I was pretty happy with the way it turned out. I hope you like the music too.

from sambadelic :

Yes, the biddy. I am an understudy on the Biddy Committee where I live - all of 'em are over 60 and bossy AND nosy. Yep.

from sambadelic :

Re: Wax: http://minderella.diaryland.com

from sambadelic :

HELLO I AM THE BIGGEST RETARD IN THE WORLD, HOW YA' DOIN'?

from sambadelic :

Yours was also very nice. I'm so sad.

from peth :

am i a housewife yet?

from peth :

sqwee rell.

from sambadelic :

OH!I just realized that says "DENSITY" ha! "DENSITY" huhuh...huh.

from peth :

oh, gaddles, I do not want you to be sullied by the Sim world. It doesn't make a person any sexier. It in fact further flattens their behinds and makes their eyes cross. And you can't even see their nethers when they bathe and potty; it's all blurred up.

from pitty-sing :

Your question has been answered.

from peth :

thank you for the sexy. I teased my hair in your honor.

from peth :

why does track 7 on gusgus -Polydistortion sound like Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians?

from doombilly :

ok, I had to look up to see who Shelby Lynne was, but I get it. How about just some nekkid pics of her? I suspect the music blows...and not in that oh-so-good way. I mean for my national security/homeland defense initiatives, of course. <ahem>

from tater-fay :

you are a GENIUS (in the vein of Orson Welles, but without all that fat!)

from peth :

what I reallly need to know is, will Ghostie be tossing off to thoughts of my rack and flat arse tonight?

from peth :

You mean that guy that doesn't like Target? That gay guy who wants me to stop shopping at my favorite low-end department store of JOY? I love him so much, despite his Target-loathing.

from doombilly :

I'm too sexy for this war.

from amorphous :

Howdy Pardner. I know, I was a bit overwhelmed by Patsy and Edina's flagrant disregard for Center policies also. However, I guess mundane rules don't apply to the truly Fabulous! I hope you're doing well, and everything in Chicago is kicking! I'm still trying to represent for the people over here....

from doombilly :

Yeah. Lenny Krapitz and Sammy Heinous should form a super group. Hey I'll start using shouty if you start using penne. Like your downstairs neighbors are penne shouty. People bring their dogs. Eww. And I am gonna save my reality TV rant for my diary. BTW - I stole that quiz from someone else, but who doesn't?

from sambadelic :

Admirable.

from big-star :

What about "Changing Rooms" on BBC? Technically, that's about as *real* as it gets and those people have crooked, slightly yellowing teeth. Allah bless 'em. And hey, Joe Millionaire is fascinating, like a train wreck. Or as Jenjen Grossman of the Los Angeles Times says: "So what gives? Maybe just brilliant marketing or the ultimate triumph of humiliation TV. But I suspect that what makes "Joe Millionaire" so exquisitely and embarrassingly fascinating is that even in its blatant deception, it brings more naked honesty to topics we prefer to cloak in romantic cliches, tasteful euphemisms or silent denial." [sic] :p

from sambadelic :

Yesterday, I told my coworkers I was going to go home and have a good hard cry, 'cause that's just what I felt I needed. But instead I went home and threw a big tantrum about the laundry. This "brink of war" crap has sunk into my gut and is MAKING ME CRANKY!

from whyihateyou :

I don't want you to even start with me, you ASS-FACE! You are like the tarter on my teeth that has to be scraped away with professionals weilding little metal hooks! FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR ASS AND FUCK YOUR ASS-FACE, FUCKER!

from pitty-sing :

I could suck on a plastic ketchup bottle all day, and not get so much as a thank you.

from doombilly :

actually silly g'fly I said I was 1.87M tall. That's like 73.5 inches. So unless those are mighty big apples... Heh, "that Greatgadfly has some mighty big apples..." And would the fact that you and chicks are both attracted to men give you a pretty good opinion? Just curious.,.

from shereen :

i don't understand what's so cool about a guestbook. why have notes AND a guestbook? so many people are doing it now, and i just don't understand the benefit. plus, i don't know which they check more, so i don't know which to post in! ah, the complexities.

from sambadelic :

There may not be a Teddy Ruxpin fiction website, but when he's on TV for 2 hours tonite, I bet there'll be fiction aplenty.

from sambadelic :

www.deadmule.com "eating Moon Pies, grits, and collards, frying in lard..."

from sambadelic :

No not even...it's from a dead mule website. ...as in dead mule fiction. Faulkner & co. suthrunn types I suppose.

from sambadelic :

Oh that's just great! Goddammnit!!!*##a!@!! FFFFTHTHTHTHTH. ...never mind.

from sambadelic :

from sooner :

Yes, Eunice is always nearby, ready to brandish her pen in my hour of need. God bless her. God bless Eunice.

from sambadelic :

Neat! Good luck!

from sambadelic :

Erm..."treatment?" - does that mean creating a new one or writing for an existing one or ? (Sorry to be so ignert.)

from ldygrinnsoul :

...you slay me...have I told you this lately?...or even(Again)? The cold front can't last forever...I'm sending you warm sparks

from ldygrinnsoul :

...you slay me...have I told you this lately?...or even(Again)? The cold front can't last forever...I'm sending you warm sparks

from blandman :

Topic Winners: habbit, peth, bitchy. The contest isn't OVER. Vote for one of these three for the best overall essay!

from blandman :

Your vote can sway the contest! Please get your vote in for the Blandman Essay Contest. Any body can win this one!

from sambadelic :

I'm all about the egg noodles, preferably the no-yolks. They are a tactile wonder in the mouth, unlike ramen.

from blandman :

The contest is OVER. No one entered an entry in "2) Why I'm a liar and I can't really be trusted" essay topic. Only bitchy entered the "4) Things I would like to see someone eat but I would NEVER eat" topic. BUT we have some good competition in the remaining two topics. Essayists, habbit and cracklaugh are battling over "1) Why I like money". There is fierce competition for the "3) My most socially disturbing and offensive opinion.". That competition is just delicious. See http://blandman.diaryland.com/EssayVoting.html for voting directions! Also see my note to you essayists at: http://blandman.diaryland.com/Contestants.html

from doombilly :

whooooooooooooo willl lllloooooooooove alllaaaaaaaaaaddin sane?

from ldygrinnsoul :

...when it comes to you, sweet thing...the pleasure is all mine! thank you for the mention on your page, it rocked my world! "...somebody up there likes me..." from the best Bowie song of the day...

from peth :

i like it when the rabbits and squirrels dance. i made spanitch rice, but I have yet to eat it. climbed aboard the Dream Weaver train.

from sambadelic :

I'm glad Jobim and the cookies found their way to you! I had a dream the other night about the package coming back to me a smooshed. (!?!)

from sooner :

I note here, with no small amount of glee, Dixon's dreadlocked wig.

from ldygrinnsoul :

she'll come, she'll go.....She's back!!! I hope you wished well for the new year...I haven't been able to read you for two weeks, getting out the Spumoni and check you out...later Patsy!

from big-star :

you are funny. no really. you are. oh, i should explain. not funny strange, but rather funny ha-ha. although, now that i think about it, sometimes funny strange is accurate. but nonetheless, funny.

from sambadelic :

How DARE you put those pictures of me and some shit about an ideal wife!

from sambadelic :

Call me preticdable.

from vyv-xx :

I made you a button, but I fucked up the html. The correct code is: <a href="http://greatgadfly.diaryland.com" target="_blank"><img src = "http://vyv-xx.diaryland.com/images/greatgadfly.jpg" border = 0></a> , I think. Yaaayyyy!

from sambadelic :

Gread Gatfly - So today here at work, on my desk I gots 2 keen things delivered: (1) - A carton of 12 fresh eggs from a co-worker with her own flock of chickens (one of these eggs is a gigantic brown 3" long thing - must be one real happy chicken after that one.) and (2) - My first Xmax present this year! Thank YOU!

from ldygrinnsoul :

You slay me, dearheart...in a very good way!

from pitty-sing :

her red sweater seems to be digesting her.

from doombilly :

It's mostly going ok. Well, really it's not, but what's a fecker to do? Feign optimism.

from pitty-sing :

Sometimes when you are gambling, I walk over, drop my enormous diamond earrings onto the pile of cash, and say, "these have always brought me luck".

from ldygrinnsoul :

Heartwrecker,heartwrecker, make me delight...Right is so vague when it brings someone new...This time tomorrow I'll know what to do...I know it's happened to you...

from pitty-sing :

Good GodDAMMit. Gadfly, who do you think you is, Huysmans? I spread the jelly in between and watch the jelly sparkles fly.

from venusmuse :

I just happened upon your trainwreck list on and laughed my ass off. Thanks.

from sooner :

You have to love a program that doesn't even show the opening credits until seventeen minutes after the program began.

from peth :

that still doesn't explain why they would delete notes.

from diaryreviews :

We don't look over a diary first to see who would be best to review it. Diaries are randomly assigned, and I think I'm the only reviewer that isn't concerned with giving people high reviews. I find the fact that Cara was able to step out and say something sucked to be pretty admirable. Facts are, we review diaries to determine their quality, not their appeal to others.

from pitty-sing :

when I bite my nails, i hit these layers that are much like a perfumer's 'notes'. First, a pizza sauce tang. that is the upper note. the mid note is something like dove soap (imagine that!) and the bottom note is nothing more generic than DIRT.

from sambadelic :

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it! I'm about to loose control and I think I like it! (I'm sorry about that...it just kinda came out before I could stop myself.) I'm glad you decided to poop rather than get off the pot, and you have worked out a plan with your mom, and you are unloading stuff on ebay. I'm just now experiencing vicarious pre-moving butterflies on your behalf - I love that "just decided to move" feeling! Wow. Since you'll be within 200 miles I might even see you again sometime. (!)

from sambadelic :

I'm okay. I really felt you on that entry re:your ma, as I was reflecting on my parentalness just then anyway, and all that it means to be somebody's parent-yikes.

from peth :

hey, you, stay away from my tatertaint, that spackle looks fast-drying!

from peth :

There is so much ass crack to snort!

from peteandray :

listen you lazy bastard, when i am dead i will tell you.

from ldygrinnsoul :

Oh, the magical powers of Spumoni...I wish I could help with the egg dilemma, love, but DVD savvy I'm not...yet. Did I see you were looking for "Peter and the Wolf"? I may have an extra in green vinyl, if it survived the move. Thanx for your note...

from peth :

Jay P. Morgan always rocked my glitter socks.

from sambadelic :

Wow. Thanks for the Sammy link!

from vyv-xx :

I like the kind of chaos that I can control. And if some little dipshit is fucking around breaking people's html codes, they need to be anally impaled. But thanks anyway. ��.

from msophelia :

hey you. :) so, for many years, i baked for EveryOne. and i have some dead simple and really good recipes. if you'd like any of them, drop me a line. i even have some that don't involve turning on your oven! *grin*

from sambadelic :

Your urbanite renter's ignorance is excusable dear Gadfly, even charming, and how I wish that I didn't know this, but I do, and in the interest of accuracy (you appreciate that) I will share this information with you: the thing on the back of your toilet which you'd like to scarve is not a septic tank, but a toilet tank. A septic tank is a big underground concrete pool of cess where rural dweller's used bathwater and poo end up, where the solids go to settle out or be digested in the mini-ecosystem of bacteria which harass, bother and generally nitpick the waste until it is dissipated in a gaseous puff of stink.

from maddysinsno :

as soceity is what we make it: let's refuse to eknowledge the results of the election, march together under the banner of collective freedom regardless..apart from the binalitys as party politics: march as one, free breathren of brothers and sister.

from msophelia :

ah... you'll need to check out one of my fave bands: jim's big ego. go here (http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/cds/44/44036.html) and check out the track 'slow'. i kid you not.

from sambadelic :

This one time Mr. S and I had this great idea to write a pilot for a sitcom based in an anarchist bookstore where wacky college town types are always coming in and harassing the clerk, 'cause at the time Mr. S was the cute clerk in an anarchist bookstore, 5-8pm and the many college town kooks were bustin' his chops.

from sooner :

That has to be the HOTTEST briefcase-mobile EVER realized on film.

from sooner :

That has to be the HOTTEST

from msophelia :

i was only vaguely interested in hearing that Phillip Glass is coming to my music venue. i'v heard him before and (hours in the day being what they are) i tend to go for the artist i haven't heard. then Steele told me he's presenting Quonyanisquatsi (fine, so i can't spell). i'm so gonna work that show!

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