Understand, we'll go hand in hand, but we'll walk alone in fear.

It's all lies.

My favorite diaries:

addieplum profile - diary
comments: "he has some kind of rash, which he thought was just chafing, but it is really hurting. i told him as long as nothing is oozing, he should just try some gold bond. i hear it's great for swamp ass."
bevin profile - diary
comments: "I wanted to say something supportive, but I was so overtaken by his gayness (I think there were rainbows shooting out of the phone) that I just said 'Yeah, bigoted state' or something to that effect"
blonde32810 profile - diary
comments: "I have to find some way to blame this on Bush."
blandman profile - diary
comments: "Where I work, there is a men's room that has a shower area. If you get all hot and worked up over a nasty meeting, you can go and shower it off."
ladeeleroy profile - diary
comments: "To mourn, I went out and bout a 5 piece Crispy Chicken Nugget, a Jr. Cheeseburger Delux without Cheese, and a medium coca-cola. figured that Dave Thomas' life was worth about $4.36 to me."
btchelicious profile - diary
comments: "Last night I dreamt I had a penis. Attached to me. I was not a man, but I had a penis. It was long. And it felt good. I couldn't stop touching myself. It was a great dream."
vyv-xx profile - diary
comments: "I'm going to cover everything I own in skulls. "
corazon profile - diary
comments: "Well, on a brighter note, I got some intense eye contact from hot tub cutie yesterday. That was kind of nice. I still don't know if I am interested. At some angles, he looks quite a bit like a monkey."
sirawesome profile - diary
comments: "Worst present ever: a big popcorn tin divided into caramel, cheddar, and butter... except the caramel and cheddar are already eaten and in their place is a used VHS copy of Mississippi Burning."
freuds-fave profile - diary
comments: "And I'm not wearing a cross either. That's disgusting, too. If Christ were hung, everyone would wear noose lavaliers. Or if he were guillotined or drawn and quartered? Or burnt at the stake? You'd all be wearing flaming twigs&
dig-bacon profile - diary
comments: "So I guess the real question here is: Why is Benadryl legal, but marijuana isn't?"
kingdomcum profile - diary
comments: "It was a little disconcerting on those occasions when a female character whipped out her fat prick and beat off in my mouth. Spooge was in my hair, on my face, my chest, arms, legs, groin. And the chipmunks held me down til it dried in the sun.
gardenflower profile - diary
comments: "Did I ever tell you about the time my valium-soaked sister brought her uninvited married boyfriend to my wedding?"
zaziel profile - diary
comments: "I don't know if it's the horses that smell sexy as much as it is the horsemen, who smell of horses. And leather. And sweat. And heat. Oh, yeah, heat has a smell."
ihatepizza profile - diary
weeme profile - diary
comments: "It was a veritable sea of mammoth man boobs. Some hairy, some not. Some sporting pierced nipples, some not. All unattractive."
ghostie profile - diary
comments: "I saw a lot of people like that in the VA hospital, and the stronger among us would beat and rape them in the showers to keep our minds sharp."
i-cleave profile - diary
jackviolent profile - diary
peteandray profile - diary
comments: "Listen: I do not care about your personal ass issues. I do not care about "seepage". I do not want to know about what is wrong with your asshole, and I do not want you telling me what is wrong with your asshole.
kuinileti profile - diary
addicted2ski profile - diary
comments: "I always feel sort of strange when I'm without underthings - and I find myself checking my fly a lot to make sure Gladys Knight and the Pips aren't making an unintentional appearance"
madrigle profile - diary
gayfraud profile - diary
minderella profile - diary
greatgadfly profile - diary
comments: "I mean, I'm just sitting here doing my thing at work, and when I yawn or sneeze or cough, I get a blast of my own oral odor and physically recoil from myself. I AM MY OWN PRISON!"
nudeplatypus profile - diary
comments: "JFK and Cleopatra "open-mouth kissing" kind of grosses me out. However, I believe this is mostly due to the slurpy sound effects"
pablo profile - diary
peth profile - diary
comments: "now, don't get me wrong, they aren't dragonlady talons which cause me trouble whilst wiping my arse, but the thing is i just haven't had nails of any length whatsoever since high school."
riatsala profile - diary
hucksterfinn profile - diary
toothbrush profile - diary
comments: "That last comment wasn't meant to diss anyone who owns a vibrator. I might have one myself if I didn't have such manual dexterity. "
idiomatic profile - diary
quiconque profile - diary
comments: I hate her.
oohlala profile - diary
whip-smart profile - diary
castigada profile - diary
comments: "I mean, shit, where do those payasos get off charging nearly one month's rent for a chingada mesa! For a table to cost that much, I'd expect it to be more than just occasional."
redblur profile - diary
invisibleink profile - diary
inarticulate profile - diary
wendchymes profile - diary
comments: "You always complain and try to wrestle away, but you are my poetry, my canvas, my little paper moon boy."
whyihateyou profile - diary
spunkygypsy profile - diary
magookkg profile - diary
insilico profile - diary
comments: "This is the place in the narrative where Aphrodite flashes her tits"
twobaddogs profile - diary
leonmcphelps profile - diary
epiphany profile - diary
nonce profile - diary
scanzilla profile - diary
comments: "Dear Diary..... I am very busy,stupid meetings never end......let's make out. Love Dan."
fulminous profile - diary
soapboxdiner profile - diary
prolific profile - diary
comments: "Why alcohol compels people to document their inebriated exploits for posterity is mindboggling. I don't ever want to see that drunken film of me drinking a Burning Asshole.* Ever. Sober or drunk, I'm never watching that movie."
heckafresh profile - diary
breaux profile - diary
dishery profile - diary
comments: "A rude and abrasive doctor from Harvard, with whom I am regrettably forced to correspond, misspelled "syphilis" on his CV. Ha!"
migrainegirl profile - diary
lovepuddles profile - diary
comments: "But once I did start peeing there was so much pee! I mean, there was like a total puddle there on the side of the road and it started like flowing off the shoulder, you know? Like it had a current."
brownboy profile - diary
comments: "She said she was ugly and that probably no one wanted to fuck her. I felt sorry for the girl and unknowingly observed 10 seconds of silence, lamenting the fact that she was too hideous to plow."
saint-louise profile - diary
comments: "I think I might have to go just to get a picture of the school events dome, which looks remarkably like a breast. I�m convinced they gave it the pink paneling and the nipply sky-lights that top it off on purpose"
dirtynerdluv profile - diary
modelesque profile - diary
floor-corn profile - diary
six30 profile - diary
comments: "At this very moment I am medicated with 12-hour allergy medicine have a puffy left eye due to a Stye. Should be another history making Christmas."
beotch profile - diary
comments: "I hope next time you pick your plate up off the dinner table and lick it clean, you choke on a piece of porcelain."
seanandjacob profile - diary
kstyle profile - diary
discodave profile - diary
spindle profile - diary
z0tl profile - diary
comments: Indezcribable
cindie-loo profile - diary
nekono profile - diary
comments: back!
habbit profile - diary
zantimisfit profile - diary
thbestfriend profile - diary

My favorite music:

Moxy Fruvous
comments: Have you really changed that much since school? When any nazi couldn't swim in your pool? Your new boyfriend is a bit of a right wing shit.
Vertical Horizon
comments: we're covered in lies and that's ok.
Barenaked Ladies
comments: buy buy buy buy sell sell sell
Duncan Sheik
comments: there is a swan white curtain somewhere within the sky
so many others

My favorite movies:

Rear Window
The Manchurian Candidate
so many more

My favorite authors:

Augsten Burroughs
Kinky Friedman
Amisted Maupin
Christopher Buckley
lots more

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last updated: 2006-02-02 12:33:12
this user's total entries: 338
user since: 2001-04-07

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