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"Most people, he concluded, were selfish, greedy, unprincipled, venal, utterly irredeemable shit-eaters, but he'd also observed that these same people were highly sensitive to criticism."

-Richard Russo, Empire Falls.

My favorite diaries:

his-holiness profile - diary
comments: He wants to see me nekkid. That proves he's a freak.
madamepierce profile - diary
comments: Who shall be from now on known as "Larry." Hey Larry!
mister-ed profile - diary
diary-nazi profile - diary
comments: A review site that gave me 100 out of 100. Sadly, now defunct
catspajamas profile - diary
comments: I can't tell you how cool it was to be in the theater with her at Sin City, and have her stick her hands out durning the Marv sequence and say, "And my mitts." Oh, wait. I just did. Damn, I'm good!
bonnylisbon profile - diary
comments: Yay for bonny!
luvabeans profile - diary
comments: Just let her take off her glasses.
gerg69 profile - diary
comments: Cat volleyball. I can relate, though I play cat tetherball.
trancejen profile - diary
comments: I mean really, don't we all need poop validation sometimes?
heidiann profile - diary
porktornado profile - diary
comments: What the hell, I'll join the club.
ann-frank profile - diary
comments: Not related to Anne Frankenstein. Pity, that.
hissandtell profile - diary
comments: She's infallible, yo. Or maybe I meant inflatable. Malleable? No, no, infallible.
biodtl profile - diary
comments: Monster. Cookies. Two great tastes that go great together.
samanthaphi profile - diary
comments: Girls who think guys who read are cool are cool themselves. Plus she's the only person I know who saw 3 O'clock High.
bloodyme profile - diary
comments: Though it's hard to read with the no paragraph breaks and all lowercase lettering. That, and all the whiskey makes me see double.
awittykitty profile - diary
comments: could easily take on Conway Twitty. Wow, that hurt even me!
jumblygiant profile - diary
comments: She wants to write obscenties on me. Hot.
idiot-milk profile - diary
comments: She says she doesn't make baby Jesus cry. But she does. Oh, how she does.
wilgefortis profile - diary
comments: She put me to sleep, in a roundabout kinda way.
clipchick profile - diary
comments: She called my writing "eloquent" I think that's fucking hilarious.
kungfukitten profile - diary
filmpunk21 profile - diary
comments: Bet he doesn't make it through a hundred films and entries. Hell, I bet he doesn't make ten.

My favorite music:

Dead Kennedys
comments: The Rise and Fall of one of the best bands in the world. Jello once suggested throwing eggs at Dan White statues. Now I throw eggs at the the reunion band.
Tom Waits
comments: I thought about writing celebrities to see who would respond. Not fan letters; things like, "Hi, sorry I haven't written. Things are crazy. My car died and my professor sucks." Waits was the only one we thought might write back.
Victim's Family
comments: A band that I like even better after having seen Beef in "Phantom of the Paradise."
The Gits
comments: I miss you, Mia.
James Brown
comments: 'Cause I'm black and I'm proud.

My favorite movies:

Miller's Crossing
comments: "The two of us, we're about bad enough to deserve each other."
Evil Dead 2
comments: "Let's go into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch."
Amelie
comments: "But not today. Bretoduau won't buy a chicken."
Brazil
comments: "This is your receipt for your husband...Thank you... And this is my receipt for your receipt."
Bob Roberts
comments: "Throw a frog into hot water, it'll jump around, suffer greatly and die. Put it in cold water and heat to the boiling point; the frog doesn't stir, he doesn't feel it, he doesn't notice. And at the end of it, he's dead."

My favorite authors:

Steinbeck
comments: "Sometimes the only way a man can keep his dignity is by taking a swipe at a cop."
Vonnegut
comments: "The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart."
P.J. O'Rourke
comments: "We are in love with members of a troublesome species. Why don't we fall for dogs? They can have as many as EIGHT tits! Small ones, true, but think of it - eight!"
Tom Robbins
comments: "Maybe later you'll be considerate enough to tell me why you've got a fucking monkey in the trunk of your car."
Douglas Adams
comments: "Look, there's somewhere you can take us where we can have fun, I'm trying to think of it; we can get drunk and maybe listen to some extremely evil music."

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