Asit E-scape


An invitation to abandon sensibility and champion vulnerability. Welcome within.

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My favorite diaries:

Redblur profile - diary
comments: LP's out the ass.
JustCircles profile - diary
comments: Michaela (Hereinafter, MKla) - The Will to my Grace. Bush has Condaleeza Rice. I have her. Best girlfriend I never had.
Satchmo3 profile - diary
comments: Christian. No stems no seeds no sticks! Massive diary.
fulograc profile - diary
comments: Great genes. Nice ass. Sweetheart of a rulebreaker.
Beulahbondo profile - diary
comments: She has a way about her. Wicked smaaaht. Travels. Reads. Want to kick it with her.
addieplum profile - diary
comments: Addie's cool, and knows shortcuts to the best hot-damn fresh pretzels when drunk in Philly at 5 AM
februarykiss profile - diary
comments: She writes well, she writes pink, and she writes with the safety off. You just know she has to be pretty. A good read.
Peth profile - diary
comments: I like this name. It's short. She's blonde. She's got digital. And she laughs at my jokes. Knows about the pretzels, too.
sexyatheist profile - diary
comments: She has a boyfriend, she has a boyfriend, she has a boyfriend. And the next person on line's a chick.
hifisquander profile - diary
comments: Those aren't smoke rings, but rather evidence of a well-worn turntable.
idiot-milk profile - diary
comments: Careful shopping on a holiday, whilst surrounded by embittered retail slaves...
scanzilla profile - diary
comments: Puts the SCAN in scandal. Hugest appendages I've ever seen on a Bostonian. And he kills sweet, sweet hookers, but not before snorting coke off their naked asses.
minderella profile - diary
comments: I'm going to be locking this diary for an indefinite period of time. Nobody will have the password, and nobody should feel offended because of this.
ionme profile - diary
comments: Walked with me in the rain. A year later, she grabbed my johnson in a bar. Can't wait til next year. ;-)
Satchmo3 profile - diary
comments: Christian. No stems no seeds no sticks! Massive diary.
Beulahbondo profile - diary
comments: She has a way about her. Wicked smaaaht. Travels. Reads. Want to kick it with her.
Pollux profile - diary
comments: Fesbian Leminist. Samuai with her pen. If I were a lesbian, I'd be this woman.
addieplum profile - diary
comments: Addie's cool, and knows shortcuts to the best hot-damn fresh pretzels when drunk in Philly at 5 AM
Peth profile - diary
comments: I like this name. It's short. She's blonde. She's got digital. And she laughs at my jokes. Knows about the pretzels, too.
minibarbie profile - diary
comments: That's the first thought that entered my mind as soon as my Psych Systems professor walked into class yesterday with a giant hoop dangling from his earlobe. My second thought was, "Holy sheepshit. This guy is queerer than a goat with 6 dicks!
merris profile - diary
comments: see above.
Mangofarmer profile - diary
comments: The tortured life of a talented musician, wiling time as a retail sales associate.
meeyapede profile - diary
comments: Mee a Pede - it means she's got lots of feet and she'll stomp your ass.
idiot-milk profile - diary
comments: Careful shopping on a holiday, whilst surrounded by embittered retail slaves...
plaidskies profile - diary
comments: She swears its not true that she was the only one singing during that brief pause at the end of Hallelujah Chorus.
ionme profile - diary
comments: Walked with me in the rain. A year later, she grabbed my johnson in a bar. Can't wait til next year. ;-)
Pollux profile - diary
comments: Fesbian Leminist. Samuai with her pen. If I were a lesbian, I'd be this woman.
frail profile - diary
comments: "is your hair down there that color too." I ain't got hair down there. So there. I shave my yum yum, fucker.
faltered profile - diary
comments: The evidence keeps mounting for me to move to the West Coast.
Mangofarmer profile - diary
comments: The tortured life of a talented musician, wiling time as a retail sales associate.
ms-ashlynn profile - diary
comments: Artistry with a Log Cabin has proven to many a man she is a catch entirely because of her tongue.
plaidskies profile - diary
comments: She swears its not true that she was the only one singing during that brief pause at the end of Hallelujah Chorus.
everoboto profile - diary
comments: Punk rock metal heads in Brooklyn? Most Empressive.
faltered profile - diary
comments: The evidence keeps mounting for me to move to the West Coast.
everoboto profile - diary
comments: Punk rock metal heads in Brooklyn? Most Empressive.
rash profile - diary
comments: Not what you think. This girl and I could have walked past each other during any of my visits to India.
DandDTeacher profile - diary
comments: Dance and Drama. Reminds me of every Tisch student I ever knew and loved.
viperj profile - diary
comments: Long overdue addition to the list. (You got it, buddy.)
bellacambio profile - diary
comments: You don't change this beauty.
catie-dids profile - diary
comments: She has tons of sex, is struggling to makes ends meet, works for an altruistic organization, and for some freaking reason, supports Bush.
stelanotte profile - diary
comments: If she didn't try setting me up with Indian chicks, she'd be nothing like my mother.
xPrincessax profile - diary
comments: She keeps movin!
liviasgarden profile - diary
comments: Leave it to our President to drive my affections towards Canadian women.
epiphanyslut profile - diary
comments: Glad to have her back. She's a living reminder to enjoy each day fully, and to love each person in your life fully. It's the surest way to emerge a superstar.
neangel profile - diary
comments: Came highly recommended. It was an understatement.

My favorite music:

Houston Street
comments: My apartment faces Houston street, and the sound of traffic is a soothing serenade into sleeytime...
downwithhomecookin
comments: Stuff Michaela Likes. It's a very wide range.
Fivebankaccounts3ouncesand2vehicles
comments: Doc Mothafuckin Dre, Snoop & Em
Classical
comments: I have a 'thing' for Classical music all day on Sunday during the day. And then reggae at night. But only good reggae.

My favorite movies:

Goodfellas
comments: Utopian moviemaking, including the secret to a nice marinara
bmwfilms.com
comments: Go ahead. Combine my passions for Munich smallblocks, Broadband, and Madonna getting hurled from an M5 onto the sidewalk.
A Few Good Men
comments: Spectacular Nicholson. Ick Cruise/Demi. Loved it, loved it. Would watch it again right now. Nicholson.
Office Space
comments: TPS Reports, whaling the shit out of a printer, an Indian dude, and the fat Russian gets rich.
The Rock
comments: History lessons, zeus's butthole, something about a prom queen, cockblocked & ready to rock, with home-town boosterism.

My favorite authors:

Noam Chomsky
comments: As if giving birth to Linguistics wasn't enough, my boy Chomsky takes Political Dissidence to soaring new heights.
Csaba Csere
comments: Add to the list Brock Yates & Patrick Bedard. Editors-In-Chief of Car & Driver magazine, and you might think that means boilerplate bs writing about a consumer good, and if you do, you couldn't be more mistaken.
Steven Pinker
comments: Language & Mind is the only 'schoolbook' I ever re-read voluntarily. Thrice. I'm just getting started.
Ari Fleischer
comments: Watching this man use words is enough to convince anybody of the duplicitous magificence of that dazzling gray zone between truth, fact, and international coverup. We patiently await your return.
Willy Shake
comments: Ain't neva been a nigga like Willy Shake.

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last updated: 2005-09-21 17:19:49
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