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My friends call me the angel of death. I'm not evil, I just have unfortunate... tendencies.

Oh, come on, now, do you really think we'd be sitting here alone in the dark if I was planning to hurt you?



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alesiag    profile - diary
comments:  "If you know where the feet for our bedframe might be please let us know."
alisandra    profile - diary
comments:  "I get to daytrip to Detroit tomorrow."
balynar    profile - diary
comments:  "Oh, and snakes. MUST handle snakes."
bbrigit    profile - diary
comments:  "The sun is shining. I have windows to make."
bdeb    profile - diary
comments:  "I just can’t waste my precious drachmas on this drivel."
blackbear    profile - diary
comments:  "So instead I am here…drinking apple juice in the dark…cause there is no beer in the house…and I have no candy to give to the trick or treaters. "
blooeyedevil    profile - diary
comments:  Fire-Engine Bloo.
bootkiller    profile - diary
comments:  "I can speak Spanish fluently, fumble my way through Catalan and French, decipher Italian, and get slapped in several other languages."
findlaech    profile - diary
comments:  Wood, wood, wood! Er... Blood, blood, blooooooood...
celynen    profile - diary
comments:  "I'm not a gawdy ho and you can't buy me with diamonds. "
chris-sca    profile - diary
comments:  When I'm up against the wall, do I get a last cigarette?
colin-g    profile - diary
comments:  "...but who has the right to speak in God's name? Catholics say the Pope, Baptists say the Bible, Jews say the Torah, Muslim say the Koran, Atheists say 'who are you guys listening to?' "
cynwrig    profile - diary
comments:  I'm a hamster-ball, and you're an insanely loud bar monkey. Still.
dameanne    profile - diary
comments:  I like finding a friend again for the first time. My role model for Southern grace under pressure.
damenora    profile - diary
comments:  "By the end of the day, the drifts of glitter and small tufts of maribou floating through the classroom suggested not so much festivity as a brutal leprechaun mugging."
debsiobhan    profile - diary
comments:  More special than she knows. But I'll keep telling her every now and then. :)
dragonazure    profile - diary
comments:  Keeper of the scrolls.
dreadbaron    profile - diary
comments:  "Because zombies moaning 'caaarrrottttssss' wouldn't be scary." Can't say enough good things about Harv.
ealdthryth    profile - diary
comments:  "This morning I tried to be good by eating low fat Canadian bacon and plain cauliflower for breakfast. Then I spoiled it by eating a huge bran muffin and a brownie."
educaitlin    profile - diary
comments:  NinjaCaitlin.
foxphotog    profile - diary
comments:  Standing up for truth, justice, and the *real* media.
genvieve    profile - diary
comments:  "In reality it was a food sharing, belly ickiness sharing, hotel sharing, road sharing, drinks sharing, shampoo sharing, couch sharing, boy torturing kind of weekend."
giuliana    profile - diary
comments:  "Most people generally don't appreciate being micro-managed to death and/or being treated like a retarded four year old. I am no exception."
halowenslut    profile - diary
comments:  Obsession fueled by madness borne on the paws of little furry monsters with pumpkins
havorc    profile - diary
comments:  Daddy-orc. Beating the King's English into another generation.
honeypot904    profile - diary
comments:  "I had to bite my tongue a couple of times lest I reveal my non-baptist, liberal, tree-hugging self and be immediately burned at the stake."
hun-e-b    profile - diary
comments:  Things I haven't thought of.
influence    profile - diary
comments:  Lenny is dead. But Influence is still felt.
pirate-cat    profile - diary
comments:  "My first 2 questions will be "Can I fight lefty?" and "Can I do slow work with a light-weight sword?" So much will depend on the answers. Like my sanity. "
jdl    profile - diary
comments:  Blonde, but not B-L-O-N... oh, never mind. :P
kyneburh    profile - diary
comments:  She has the mouse. Rags has the cheese, though.
lacuriosa    profile - diary
comments:  80% girly-girl. :)
ladyadriana    profile - diary
comments:  Life is never insurmountable. And sometimes, it's very, very good.
ladyiseulte    profile - diary
comments:  Knowledge is the candle that lights the darkness.
ladyrhi    profile - diary
comments:  The quest for self-knowledge is the point of life. You too, are loved.
ladysusanna    profile - diary
comments:  Thinking out loud is always an interesting exercise.
leofwynne    profile - diary
comments:  Passionate.
las-veces    profile - diary
comments:  Found me through a review diary that trashed my diary (well, sort of); started reading anyway
courtney-d-h    profile - diary
luciaantony    profile - diary
comments:  Loo-CEE-ah. Keeping it real, to an '80s beat.
luciab    profile - diary
comments:  I remember when all I wanted to do was paint...
marn    profile - diary
comments:  "Yes, I am living proof that a person can age and yet paradoxically never grow up. This seems to be my special gift."
muirgheal    profile - diary
meng    profile - diary
comments:  Apprentice girl, you are so fine/Your wardrobe's bigger far than mine./Even if you're far away/I'll think about you night and day. :)
mistressrhi    profile - diary
comments:  Feisty goddess Snow-Cat on the loose. Whiners beware!
moirarowan    profile - diary
comments:  While you search for balance, never forget you are loved by more people than you think.
moustache    profile - diary
comments:  This man actually persuaded me to play hockey once.
nia-nia    profile - diary
comments:  Half the woman she used to be. Yay Nia!
nikulai    profile - diary
comments:  A good man. Insane, but that's part of being good.
padraiga    profile - diary
comments:  Smart enough to be a good Queen, sweet enough to be good company. :)
idonealuv    profile - diary
quoted    profile - diary
comments:  Nose-snorting quotey goodness.
roland    profile - diary
comments:  It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.
rosine    profile - diary
comments:  Sweet.
rumblelizard    profile - diary
comments:  Political foo. Pet foo, too. Foo, but she's good!
scalisette    profile - diary
comments:  MY apprentice. Mineminemine. Mwahahaha! Also known as Knuckles. Go on, call her that - then tell me about it... if you live.
scatristan    profile - diary
comments:  More obscure '80s music knowledge than I had IN the '80s. What can I say? Too cool for school.
sdq73    profile - diary
comments:  Pink!
shalindria    profile - diary
comments:  Learning.
squirrelx    profile - diary
comments:  Rare fun. Truly riveting. A life fully lived is a life well lived.
supfiggy    profile - diary
comments:  The word for the day. And it was good.
the-bookgirl    profile - diary
comments:  Still waters make the pages go all wrinkly.
theodora    profile - diary
comments:  "But, we did walk about with satisfied smirks because it’s not going be us that has to clean up the mess and return the keg on this drama."
thjora    profile - diary
comments:  "So far she hasn't shown the same interest in devouring mystery and science fiction that Maxi did, but she's still got time."
thornbury    profile - diary
comments:  My own personal chew toy. And your soul is eternally mine, except on weekends (that's Jake's time).
Trancejen    profile - diary
comments:  "Sometimes I catch myself talking about my internet activities and realize I am so hopelessly geeky that there is no turning back."
twelvebeer    profile - diary
comments:  12% beer - Monkey-humping diary happiness
knitgeek    profile - diary
weetabix    profile - diary
comments:  "Did you hear that sound? It was the sound of a hundred emails getting Bible verses copied and pasted and then a self-righteous mouse-click on the Send button."
ysbryd    profile - diary
comments:  Still learning - and that's a good thing.

My favorite music:

comments:  Everyone should listen to "Hiroshima mon Amour". Really.
The Cure
comments:  ...but I admit, I like the bouncy, happy stuff, especially when it's Robert Smith doing the bouncing.
Tom Waits
comments:  "Small Change" changed me and my musical tastes forever. The other albums are good too. Go listen to them.
'80s music
comments:  You always like the music best from the most retarded period of your life, and I was a teenager in the '80s. Kate Bush, Trio, DM, Souxie, New Order, PSBoys, Joy Div... mostly NuRo and *shudder*... Goth.
comments:  God, I know, jumping on the bandwagon... but "Clocks" is excellently beautiful, and the album's pretty good, too.

My favorite movies:

Moulin Rouge
comments:  As the curtain falls, and the rose petals are falling, I click the 'off' button and say "And they lived happily ever after". Poo to tragic endings.
My Neighbor Totoro
comments:  Japanese fuzzy cuteness. Have the plush toy, plan to get more.
Resident Evil
comments:  Yes, I'd kick butt and take names if confronted with drooling zombies, too. Or maybe not. But I like female stars that don't get all weak and expect the man to do everything.
28 Days Later
comments:  Damn. I mean... uh... damn.
Carnival of Souls
comments:  Creepy little black and white number. Good at 2am when you can't sleep, so you may as well creep yourself out.

My favorite authors:

John Wyndham
comments:  50's sf writer. English. Best *ever*. His book "The Midwich Cuckoos" responsible for all those terrible "Village of the Damned" movies.
Sluggy Freelance
comments:  Killer bunny, demons from the dimension of pain, ferrets. On line - www.sluggy.com - Is it not nifty? Worship the comic.
Anthony Smith and Barbara Smith
comments:  My parents. He writes books about travel, she writes articles for "The Economist" and "The New Statesman".
Neal Stephenson
comments:  If you haven't read "Zodiac", you should. ...though his later stuff is getting a little long-winded. I liked "Diamond Age" a lot, surreal though it was. As many do, owes a lot to William Gibson, but you knew that.
Bob Mellin
comments:  My husband. Writes killer short stories and humour, mostly just for me. Be very jealous..

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last updated: 2008-05-20 07:07:08
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user since: 2001-04-11

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