slightly insomniac graduate student prone to fits of poetry, PVC clad adventures, and all out lunacy

My favorite diaries:

genvieve profile - diary
comments: "In a way our basement now is kinda like a really snazzy mullet in that it has office/business in the front and entertainment center and bar/party in the back."
thornbury profile - diary
comments: "I didn't put my chaps on before I rode out to Great Falls and back, and my legs are like popsicles. Large, man flesh popsicles."
debsiobhan profile - diary
comments: "Today as the boy picked his own clothes out for school, he called with a question. 'Does a human colored shirt match with green pants?'"
theodora profile - diary
comments: "'We could be Machiavellin about this,' say our critics. 'You know,' I say, 'Machiavelli died penniless and in exile.'"
meng profile - diary
comments: "You are all welcome to come and hold a kid...any kid"
cynwrig profile - diary
comments: "I'm not a dentist person... I don't mean this in the "ha ha I don't like dentists" kind of way, I mean it in the 'hey remember when that dentist almost killed me because of negligence and I ended up in the ER..."
thjora profile - diary
comments: in the dictionary under beautiful
balynar profile - diary
comments: "Should I preface it with a manifesto explaining how a childhood accident with a fork and light socket gave me super-intelligence, faster than human reflexes, and an unworldly ability to watch a Family Guy marathon in its entirety IN ONE SITTING?
luciaantony profile - diary
comments: "I am contemplating infidelity...I've never "broken up" with a hairdresser in my life. It feels like betrayal to even contemplate another man doing my hair."
mistressrhi profile - diary
comments: "I'm having an exquisite hair day... If everything else looked as good as the hair, you wouldn't be able to look directly at me."
educaitlin profile - diary
comments: "Stuff I never want to hear again:...'Is my thong showing? Good'...'So if I fail this semester, can I still get a A?'...'Whose rubber is this?'"
roland profile - diary
comments: hubby of the embroidery machine lady
elsworthy profile - diary
comments: "...why it's so hard to lose weight. Your fat loves you - yes it does - and, like many things that love you, when you try to reject it, it goes all resentful and clingy, and won't give up and go away. Bob calls it stalker fat.
dreadbaron profile - diary
comments: "Okay, so maybe more like mildly disgusting. Just try not to get a visual and move along."
ysbryd profile - diary
Blackbear profile - diary
comments: "Yesterday was another day at the gym. I have begun a love hate relationship with the elliptical torture device."
DameAnne profile - diary
comments: "No, I will never be male, gay, black, hispanic, from the North or Midwest or West Coast. But I am richer in empathy and compassion from having known folks who are. And in my most challenging moments, I learn who I am."
Havorc profile - diary
comments: "Free thinking.... No Way!!! You want them to think for themselves or something??? That could be dangerous!!"
giuliana profile - diary
comments: "I was trying to keep this short..."
blueduke profile - diary
comments: Gyrth does Atlantia
Hun-e-b profile - diary
comments: wisdom personified
Moustache profile - diary
comments: careful, that molten metal is hhhhot
bbrigit profile - diary
comments: "definitely in practice for a human-doing rather than a human-being"
ayo profile - diary
comments: "Have I mentioned lately how much I do NOT appreciate having a uterus?"
findlaech profile - diary
comments: in the correct hands, ALL tools are power tools
trancejen profile - diary
comments: "basic human needs...can be substituted with things like shoe shopping"
heidiann profile - diary
comments: "I often think the following: 'My apartment really needs more fuck-friendly furniture'."
quoted profile - diary
comments: the best snippets diaryland has to offer
twelvebeer profile - diary
comments: like Quoted, only better
richard-fg profile - diary
discothekid profile - diary
comments: "My mother, God bless her...tried to dress me like [David] Bowie...I know she meant well but in hindsight was it really a good idea to send your kid off to Public School in the outfit last seen on the Serious Moonlight tour?"
hazebrouck profile - diary
knitgeek profile - diary
comments: welcome aboard :)
terrshee profile - diary
comments: "We are living in a meritocracy of mediocrity"
laylagoddess profile - diary
comments: "Where is the line between a lap dance and a dinner date?"
halowenslut profile - diary
comments: �I just thought it fair to warn all of you, my pants are watching you�
bootkiller profile - diary
comments: "All of my sister-in-law�s prior sins, insults and faults were expiated in one supreme act of instant karma: the Professor pooped on her wedding dress during a conga line"
luciab profile - diary
i-girl profile - diary
comments: "I would like to relinquish the death grip I have maintained on seeming like I have it together when I, in fact, do not."
rumblelizard profile - diary
comments: "I make no apologies for not liking the vast majority of children I meet. I dislike the vast majority of the adults I meet"
fallen-leaf profile - diary
courtney-d-h profile - diary
damenora profile - diary
comments: "Too much to do for me to get away with spending all day on the chaise longue with a julep."

My favorite music:

comments: From Nitzer Ebb to Apoptygma Berzerk
comments: Throbbing Gristle, Cabaret Voltaire, Einsturzende Neubauten, Killing Joke, etc.
comments: Cocteau Twins, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Fall, Joy Division, Husker Du, and the Dirge/Goth days: Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, etc.
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
comments: cinematic-electro-glam-disco-industrial-lounge-horror-porn
Everything else
comments: Trip Hop (Tricky, Massive Attack, etc.); Swing (the timeless Glenn Miller et al); Flamenco and classical guitar (Paco de Lucia, John McLaughlin, etc.)

My favorite movies:

Harold and Maude
comments: A different kind of love story
The Red Violin
comments: Ah, what a splendid film
Pretty in Pink
comments: You had to be there
High Fidelity
comments: Pretty in Pink meets the 90s
comments: One of the rare, good medieval movies

My favorite authors:

Samuel Becket
comments: Because existentialism makes me feel good
Peter Brown
comments: A historian who can write a page turner
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
comments: The chick makes wallpaper scary, what can I say
Allen Ginsberg
comments: Yeah, yeah, I wanted to be a beatnik once too
St. Augustine
comments: A saint who can talk about his sex life =)

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