I'll give back your pogo stick as soon as you return my wasted time
*Sometimes, I eat Nutella with a spoon. * When people I don't know call my house and ask for me, I lie and say I'm not home. Once I even said I was dead. *I really like submarine movies. *I didn't know what I wanted to be when I grew up until I was a grown up. Before that, I wanted to be a fashion designer/rock star/forensic expert/wife of some random sexy guy.
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My favorite music: |
| Hole |
| comments: Yes, Courtney Love is unbalanced. But the music is good n' angsty! |
| Garbage |
| comments: Shirley Manson is my hero. One day I aspire to be as Shirley-esque as possible. Except for the whole golden showers thing. |
| Smashing Pumpkins |
| comments: Oh, Billy! The soundtrack of my youth. |
| Franz Ferdinand |
| comments: I love those saucy Scots! |
| Cold Play |
| comments: Shut up. I'm almost 30! |
My favorite movies: |
| UHF |
| comments: Wierd Al, awesome...just out on DVD! Wheeee! "You so stupid! STUUUPPPIIIDDD!" |
| Evil Dead |
| comments: I love all of them, but Army of Darkness is my fave. "You see this?! This is my BOOMSTICK!" |
| Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
| comments: What's it do? Nibble your bum? |
| Drop Dead Gorgeous |
| comments: My roommate from Minnesota says it's mostly accurate. And it makes me laugh. |
| Spaceballs |
| comments: Funny, she doesn't look Druish! |
My favorite authors: |
| David Sedaris |
| comments: Sarcastathon-5000! Pick up Naked or Me Talk Pretty Someday |
| Jasper Fforde |
| comments: Indescribably wonderful |
| Al Franken |
| comments: Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell them is awesome. So was Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot |
| Roald Dahl |
| comments: Oh my god, EVERYTHING he writes is wonderful. My all time favorite is Matilda. And Lamb to the Slaughter and Bitch...crap. I just love everything. |
| Edward Gorey |
| comments: Witty and wicked. 'Cautionary Tales for Children', 'The Haunted Tea Cozy' and the 'Gaschlycruomb Tines' are my favorite. N is for Nevile who died of ennui...how cool is that? |
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