I'll give back your pogo stick as soon as you return my wasted time

*Sometimes, I eat Nutella with a spoon.

* When people I don't know call my house and ask for me, I lie and say I'm not home. Once I even said I was dead.

*I really like submarine movies.

*I didn't know what I wanted to be when I grew up until I was a grown up. Before that, I wanted to be a fashion designer/rock star/forensic expert/wife of some random sexy guy.

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My favorite music:

comments: Yes, Courtney Love is unbalanced. But the music is good n' angsty!
comments: Shirley Manson is my hero. One day I aspire to be as Shirley-esque as possible. Except for the whole golden showers thing.
Smashing Pumpkins
comments: Oh, Billy! The soundtrack of my youth.
Franz Ferdinand
comments: I love those saucy Scots!
Cold Play
comments: Shut up. I'm almost 30!

My favorite movies:

comments: Wierd Al, awesome...just out on DVD! Wheeee! "You so stupid! STUUUPPPIIIDDD!"
Evil Dead
comments: I love all of them, but Army of Darkness is my fave. "You see this?! This is my BOOMSTICK!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
comments: What's it do? Nibble your bum?
Drop Dead Gorgeous
comments: My roommate from Minnesota says it's mostly accurate. And it makes me laugh.
comments: Funny, she doesn't look Druish!

My favorite authors:

David Sedaris
comments: Sarcastathon-5000! Pick up Naked or Me Talk Pretty Someday
Jasper Fforde
comments: Indescribably wonderful
Al Franken
comments: Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell them is awesome. So was Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
Roald Dahl
comments: Oh my god, EVERYTHING he writes is wonderful. My all time favorite is Matilda. And Lamb to the Slaughter and Bitch...crap. I just love everything.
Edward Gorey
comments: Witty and wicked. 'Cautionary Tales for Children', 'The Haunted Tea Cozy' and the 'Gaschlycruomb Tines' are my favorite. N is for Nevile who died of ennui...how cool is that?

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