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from pink-circle :
{Circle Invite} On behalf of the circle, I invite you to join our writer's group. I have noticed your shown interest in poetry/writing. If you are interested, please note back. :) ~Circle Counsil
from vixenated :
I love you! I never thought I would hear from you again! Yay!
from kaninchen :
you know, the link to the smiths diaryring thingy is broken...could you maybe fix it?
from vixenated :
and i thought that goldenlights had actually updated :P
from stopbreathin :
the hell is up with the pixies ring (gouge-away)?
from lon :
What the freck??There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with the diary code.Do let us know whether it's that you've been hacked or if it's some sort of joke.
from be-like-that :
Are you aware that the code for your hair dye ring shows up as: "I have a big hairy penis.!"? That might offend some readers.
from doighty :
so.. i seem to remember a promise of a password or two so i can attack those archives. but then, i might just be a crackhead.
from junebug882 :
Just wanted to let you know that your diarying, xyz, is my diaryring of the moment. Not that it's that big of a deal, just wanted to tell you! Okay, bye!
from girlgenie :
anything to support you, you got it. <3 b33
from lellyt :
Hiya, Lelly from Markham here. :) I go to Father Michael McGivney. Y'know, the one that looks like a bathroom from the outside. Gooo Father Forgive Me! Tee hee
from n0vel :
hello.
from n0a :
yeah, sex..ahm i mean chilling sounds good. he he. Say, have you heard from Rezo, about the special stuff?
from notnatural :
Hey, you like Pulp AND Yoko Ono. Very cool!
from weathered- :
You are so very entertaining that it is beyond my comprehension. woohoo!
from deadish :
YAW! gabby xenia mcgoff.
,,,=^._.^=''' mau!
from ecstasia :
Hey Alexis, I wrote you an e mail, so if you could get back to me, that would be great. Thanks bye! vm324@nyu.edu
from ripetomato :
ARGH! Well at least I'm still listed at the bottom of your page ... Heh. It took me forever to figure out who booted me from their favourites ...
from girl-husk :
when i grow up cucumbers will only be wielded by... WIMMENS. and men will be stuck with jalapenos. DOWN WITH MEN?! (why am i typing this here? %D)
from ripetomato :
Hey ... sorry I missed all the birthday cheer ... hope you had fun!
from ripetomato :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOU ... *sings like a tone-deaf canary with strep throat* Happy 19th! Congrats on reaching legal drinking age ... don't you just love Canada?
from hermitage :
happy birthday!
from sweaters :
hey you.. I updated especially for you.. go see.. clutches hands.. see ya soon
from hermitage :
I must thank you for mentioning the new pulp album in one of your entries. I was aware that it was coming out, but it had rather slipped my mind that the time was around now, and I had forgotten the exact date. Danke, I say! Danke for reminding me in an inadvertent way! Oh goodness. it's far too early.
from toothbrush :
Oh... sorry! No, I didn't check. But Bradley called me and said that you wouldn't be calling me back because someone else called you. Sorry!

(I'm going to bed now.)
from kaelyca :
lol. I never said revue meant review. I just knew that vue meant "view"... :) or else my French is really bad.. Oh, well. I never learned much in high school anyway.
from n0a :
ooooh! a jewish SCROTUM! kat queers do suq it bi8le boy lexy dix 2 pgaz! zord! fuckr x6. ...............................................................................................I'll just wait and see if you know what I'm talking aboot. sorry, eh?
from venusinfurs- :
AAAH! i love the kids in the hall! i just stumbled upon your diary and found that test that you put up. ~V.
from toothbrush :
Hee hee... the d-reviews person's math skills aren't exactly up to par.
from scratchnsnif :
Thanks! Good job with your layout too. Like always. :)
from sighted :
Well HELL FUCKIN' YEAH let's do it. E-mail or something and we'll plot vicious plots... or semi-vicious ones. It depends on if yr a half-asser like me. somberprincess@yahoo.com
from otherfriend :
i live in Los Angeles and I have my septum pierced, so yeah, good art is the best place for body jewlrey.
from sighted :
Whoa... that was way too long.
from sighted :
You know what? We need to start our own fucking reviewing site (yes, I have a potty mouth, so sue me). I wanna do one that's not like reviewed (Have you seen the ones that got 100's?! Jesus. I thought that was a bit misjudged)... anyway, I wanted to start a review site where a GROUP of people all work on ONE site. At least 3 people at once. Then it would be a collective score or something. Some reviewers are easier/harder than others. Iunno. Yr the only other person I can think of that I'd like to help me do this with... did that make sense? I don't think so. Just note me 'n tell me what you think.
from otherfriend :
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from otherfriend :
by e.e. cummings: l)a lea f fa ll s) one l iness
from otherfriend :
by e.e. cummings: l)a lea f fa ll s) one l iness
from sighted :
::pisses pants, hyperventilates... then dies:: Holy crapola. LEX COMMENTED MY LAYOUT! That makes my day. Fuck, that makes my entire "diaryland week", actually. B/c, let's face it, you are THE god of design on dland. No if's and's or but's.
from shy-violet :
am not posh looking!!! :P tehehe
from ammonite :
ahahah, i love you lex :)
from mistreated :
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miuliIliluimlSkuyli
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louCnuliOknuygkiOkuiynuLnkiyuEliuymluSniuyT
it's not that hard to figure out...
from soulsurvivor :
cucumbers are too yummy! =p
from n0a :
gloo!
from funkeemunkee :
i spent two fucking hours yesterday reading you diary. you're awesome, lex. truly awesome. alright now, i think that's enough ass-kissing for one night. gotta go...ali
from n0a :
leeeexy!
from toothbrush :
OMG! I am so glad that you added skypie as a favourite! She's always been a favourite of mine and I want everyone to read her awesome diary! I love Skypie! ALL OF YOU! Read SKYPIE.
from n0a :
diaryland batmen hmmmm? hehe. Evan got a real mohauk.(he shaved the space around the bizzare phalic symbol on his head) i want my legs to grow far enough to reach his house and kick him. (na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na bat lex! batlex!)
from tryangle :
ive got a question. i heard that you can only make 6 diaryrings, but youve made 12. do you get 6 per year? or can you purchase more? cuase i love diaryrings. fran's cute!
from otherfriend :
girls do suck. they will play with my mind and kiss me so passionatly that i will have a concussion. then when i ask if she is truly serious about me living with her- about us living together in new york, she tells me she loves living with friends. ambiguity is the death of me.
from krispiepop :
just who exactly had sex with your dad?i think theres a lesson here to be learned that you shouldn't be getting high with your parents cos it leads to all sorts of shenannigans.
from parrynight :
awww lexie :) you're so lovely :)
from otherfriend :
it's not possible. you know it's true. struggle alone. alone in love with a stranger who is perfection.
from humcasguard :
So, I fell bass-ackwards into your page, and I just wanted to say ~ I dig it. Really nice layout and good writing content. If you get a chance, happen by mine, I always love to hear from random strangers! ~Noel Townshend
from mel839 :
i just ate some strawberries
from parrynight :
lexie :) i started your tape today...won't be able to finish it until i get back next week. have a fabulous weekend...laters
from molzo :
I got new jeans and new t-shirts!
from march-hare :
hi...i was just checking up on the members of my diaryrings...brian molko?!
from mel839 :
ruf!
from mel839 :
heeeeeepo!!!!!! *licks your eyelashes*
from mel839 :
Dear Mr Love Adviser, Hello my name is Mel! I met this girl on the internet at diaryland.com and I have grown very fond of her. I am thinking about advancing my feelings towards her and ask her out, what is your advice? I am very nervous but it just feels so right, I have never felt this way for another person before. Lex is sexy, fun, adorable, smart, cute, smells nice, funny, ace and every thing a girl could ever want in a girl. Please give me some advice so I can stop masturbating to her pictures and have her playing with my no no parts. Yours Truly, Mel xox
from mel839 :
*funks to her brothers Wu-Tang Clan - Triumph mp3*
from mel839 :
1 2 3... pick up a flea... 4 5 6 buy some vita brits.. 7 8 9 say "whats the time?"
from phairlady :
Above the earth, we received the news: We are being reduced.
from mel839 :
# sleep sleep sleepy lex sleep #
from mel839 :
it no work :(
from mel839 :
from mel839 :
lexy i have just awoken from a whole night dreaming about you. you came to my country and ended up living about 2 blocks away, and we met in the park. you had a pet mouse and i had a pet mouse, we kept meeting in the park, you were so funny! we played on swing tires :). tad from neighbours was dead, and we kept doing pranks on everyone in my neighbourhood. then you and your family came for a walk in the park and i was in there, there was this telescope thingy, and i kept writing you messages and shouting out to you, it was ace.
from mel839 :
i am indeed
from gonzostar :
methinks mel is notes-obsessed. one cloud: poetic.
from mel839 :
(:)88(:)
from mel839 :
black!
from mel839 :
lexy darl, *hugs*
from mel839 :
ding ding dong dong dong dong ding ding DONGER!
from mel839 :
mhm
from mel839 :
;_;
from mel839 :
love
from pumazuma :
Hi...I just read a sample of your diary, and it was good and I'll read more. What I really wanted to say, though, was that I love your heading quote. From "Caribou" by the Pixies! And I thought I was the only one left who even remembered Come On Pilgrim. That song is great...it sort of lumbers along in a frenetic, punk-rock way, if that's possible. It moves me! Thanks!
from mel839 :
woah
from mel839 :
love the pictures :p *poke*
from mel839 :
um i've lost it now.. another time maybe ;0(
from mel839 :
lexy, i just made you a wave like i said i would :D
from mel839 :
eww i left you a note saying "lol" <-- me = demented
from mel839 :
lol
from parrynight :
on second glance, that doesn't look like a cigarette...and judging by the way he's holding it :)...hehe...even better.
from parrynight :
i LOVE the smoking baby :) you rule
from mel839 :
TITS!
from mel839 :
yes it's me again.. but i have found your twin!!! http://johndoe.org/mmm/j/ !!! CLICK NOW! scary
from mel839 :
babe, fuck i got disconnected just as i was saying bye! gah sorry for not wishing you happy sleepy dreams :).. well if you read this.. i hope you sleep well and get un-h.o.r.n.y. AND ALSO WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING UP SO LATE ANYHOW? HMM?
from mel839 :
i still love you lots though, and fuck i gotta stop flooding you with notes, sorry dude
from mel839 :
.. *cries because she doesnt have an orange and purple vest* ;__;
from mel839 :
lex lex is the best, i love her like my orange and purple vest
from mel839 :
weehee! *abuses the note system by overnoting*
from mel839 :
ooh also.. damn i want to catch you in a chat room one day! i'll have to start going back there :D
from mel839 :
i am glad you liked your songy thing i made up :D
from mel839 :
lex... er i just got my period RIGHT NOW! *marks on her calender lex and her have the same cycle* haha
from mel839 :
ooh lexy, when i was going to bed last night this poem/song thing about you kept popping in my head.. i forced myself to stay in bed and not get up to tell you and hoped i would remember it in the morning.. so here it is: lexy you are so cool when i see you i just drool you know what i want to do with you? FUCK YOU WITH MY GREAT BIG TOOL! so what do you think hun? i know it's crap but it's what kept me awake and thinking for like an extra um 10 minutes, :p love you jelly tots love mel xox
from mel839 :
dude! :p
from mel839 :
yeah.. i saw andrew's note thing in news just after the problem happened :/! oh well, i love you even more now. soon my brain will be popping out of my ears with joy! ooh there is garlic in my meal, goody!
from cucumber :
cucumber!
from mel839 :
yay yay yay thanky lex!
from mel839 :
it looks all fixed :/
from jaundiceface :
Yo yo, i've read every book douglass coupland has ever written... life after god is by far my fave; thanks for checking out my junk... hey do me and yourself a favor and enter the contest... tell your friends about too.. start a revolution... a cucumber revolution! craig!
from mel839 :
i just shitted my layout up and i have NO idea how! FUCKING JESUS!
from mel839 :
*tweaks your nipple*
from mel839 :
yay Rezo! *grabs you by your hair and dances* O_o sorry! hmmm well my stupid email wont load.. so i am filling in time :p MWA!
from jaundiceface :
Hey there; your diary rules! I feel like i know you... just by reading it you know... anyway you sound cool. check out my diary if ya get a chance. talk to you later. peace. craig.
from mel839 :
yep dockets is exactly the same as receipts! tehe you never knew? woah! this world is far too different! GET ME OUT OF HERE -_-
from mel839 :
haha, i wrote that last note the other night.. and when i just came back and read it.. it made me laugh.. funny! :p (i love you) *SEKS*
from mel839 :
I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WONT YOU COME AND FUCK A FLEA?, WITH A GREAT BIG SHOE AND A CAN OF SUPER GLUE, I DONT EVER WANT TO LOOSE YOU TOO.
from connie-w :
i just found out there's another kinda diaryreviews here. maybe you can try it if you're interested: http://diarycritic.diaryland.com. keep writing! :o)
from unsentletter :
thanks! tell your friends :)
from harmfull :
alexis, dear, i forgot to bring you the freaking pin back buttons!. can you send me your address, so i can send them to you? that way i can also send you birthday stuff. yay.
from toothbrush :
Ummm... you didn't start that unsentletter diary, did you? I think our dear friend Ken is under that impression.
from mel839 :
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeow
from katiebailey :
Hi! :p
from mel839 :
._.
from mel839 :
yay lex
from cucumber :
i'm so cool cuz i add my own notes

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