messages to ohio21boy:
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from jonathan29 :
whatever happened to you?
from thelatteboy :
I do remember that time we hung out and went shopping in Boston! And yes, it was both fun and seemingly ages ago. Although, I suppose it was quite some time ago. A few years now? I just talked to Andy last week. I'd love to visit Chicago, but I don't think I'll ever live there. San Francisco is definitely the place to be :) Keep in touch!
from blankwave :
I'm quite positive we would be.
from blankwave :
whew, glad to see you didn't disappear completely. so many have...
from thelatteboy :
Ha! I'm going to miss my Nikki :(
from blankwave :
congrats!
from blankwave :
arbitrary
from peteypuke :
Also ... Poor Nicole. You know she is mortified.
from peteypuke :
okay first of all, everything scientologists do is suspect right off the bat. secondly, rumor has it that Katie is still a V-I-R-G-I-N (and for real, not in the Britney sense) and several Hollywood eyes have been waiting for her to be available. Maybe it's because they all want "first-crack" at her. Personally my friends and I think that it's a lot easier to be a closeted homo with a girlfriend who doesn't expect you to fuck her.
from chicagojo :
He's totally Jerry Macguire! Yeah, I also noticed that Katie is playing it cool. Good for her!
from hucksterfinn :
your recent usage of the word untoward reminds just how much i love you to little pieces. just like tom cruise does.
from blankwave :
very nice. i like this idea a lot. i think your journal is taking a nice turn. i know what it feels like when you just can't make the journal go anywhere.
from blankwave :
untoward.
from funjules :
Shut!Up! I LOVE The Wonion!! I'll keep everything crossed that you get it!
from thelatteboy :
Yep, I think it took place in the Miami area. I, personally, would have paid an obscene amount of money to see the woman fall! I can't help it!
from blankwave :
can't find your email addy, so i'm pasting this here: http://www.stereogum.com/Team%209%20-%20Somebody%20Told%20Me%20Sunglasses%20At%20Night.mp3
from blankwave :
you need to read the review on pitchfork. they give it a o.4! which i think might be right.
from hucksterfinn :
gotta have dinner at tap tap on fifth st. all things haitian. oh, and the people watching at the bar in the delano is priceless!
from peteypuke :
i almost forgot that! And what about Kayla's prison baby? by the way did you happen to catch Oprah talking about making an "S" shape with her poop yesterday?
from thelatteboy :
Blue skies! Sunshine! White sand by the mile!
from hucksterfinn :
where are you staying? how are long are you going for?
from justcircles :
I'm going to start a band called "Tivo Technician"
from thelatteboy :
You're a survivor, you're not gon' give up, you're not gon' stop, you're gon' work harder. Ah, Destiny's Child from days of yore...I miss you so.
from thelatteboy :
You could totally spice that story up by saying that, when you were working in Ptown that summer, you took the chinatown bus one weekend it exploded into flames somewhere along the highway and you saved all the people and then cured cancer. That would be a HOT story.
from peteypuke :
...thanks ... *cough* ...i'm fine... *cough* ...no, really ... *cough*
from thelatteboy :
That combination is many things, but winning is not one of them my friend!
from blankwave :
thanks for the kind words. if you read my update, then you know it worked out. it really worked out. i was tempted to post the lyrics to "Together Again," from The Muppets Take Manhattan. I digress...
from justcircles :
that top ten song list was insane. i love it. i imagine you like some hindu god with about eight different arms, each one to equally embrace every walk of life. not that I know anything about hinduism. i just know you've got it.
from thelatteboy :
Oh Kevin, I am so dirty for iTunes. You go in thinking that you're really saving money because 99 cents a track is so beyond reasonable and then before you know it you've purchased 4 million tracks. It's not okay.
from bethany9 :
WAAAAA! I miss my iPod! I miss being anti-social. Now I have to actually acknowledge peopel when I walk down the street. be careful with that battery. After one year, it just stops working.
from peteypuke :
It is so funny that you mention it because just this very minute I finished up an evening with my TiVo and wondered to myself, Did I really just watch Oprah get her ears pierced on live t.v. for an excruciating 20 minutes? She makes me feel inspired and better about myself, too. Only for me it's because she is a total retard.
from blankwave :
that's because we're psychic for eah other. nerd.
from peteypuke :
that happened to me once, lasted for about a year, until cable people wound up at my building doing some sort of upgrade. they figured it out and left me one of those "have we made a mistake - you don't seem to be in our database" type of notes. but they didnt come after me for any money or anything. just switched it off. ENJOY!
from blankwave :
god i wish i had free cable. i'm seriously about to disconnect mine. just trying to wait till this season of tv is over. damn hbo makes that so hard though.
from blankwave :
thanks for voting! i'm hoping 27 will be the year i stop getting zits, although they've calmed down really well lately. not that i ever had them bad or anything.
from bethany9 :
Brilliant entry! Hobos love them some Bethany. Hot guys at bars do not.
from bethany9 :
LIMEWIRE is for free MAC music downloads. LIMEWIRE baby! I got over 3,000 free songs off it.
from blankwave :
that's k! it's actully been easy so far and i'm feeling really good in the mornings. plus stuff with the ladie and me is up in the air right now and not drinking helps me focus on the things that matter. hope you're well and drink as much capri sun as you like, issa good!
from bethany9 :
fruit roll ups are the F'IN BOMB!
from hucksterfinn :
i'm with you. new year's resolutions are silly. i mean, the dead of winter isn't the most auspicious time to make positive change in your life. i like to start anew around the spring equinox. everything else alive on the planet follows the natural order of things. shouldn't we? oh, and you forgot the pop tarts.
from blankwave :
sounds like a flirt to me!
from kirlianstate :
had the pnu a few months back..it was lame but i survived..take care and hope your feelin better soon.cheers..k-state
from thetexan :
Yeah, Pneumonia would have me terrified. I had a friend who had it once, and none of us took it lightly. However, maybe northerners just aren't as sympathetic or compassionate. : ) Hope you feel better soon, bud.
from peteypuke :
poor, poor baby. i would FREAK OUT in your situation and start picking out gut-wrenching songs to be played at my funeral. i think it's a miracle that you even made it to work without an IV in tow.
from funjules :
Well, balls cried the king, if I had two, I'd be queen! I'm going to WestbygodVirginia for Thanksgiving! We miss each other again. Any chance you'll be around for Christmas?
from thetexan :
Hey bud... I used to read you... I'm back online (formerly kevski) as TheTexan. And even though Ohio ruined the country for the next four years, I don't blame you.
from peteypuke :
the show was intense. lots of angry sing-a-longs. a great release for such a total-crud week.
from mornglory :
hey, lots of great people are from ohio like uh... gloria steinem, that drag guy from M*A*S*H, chrissy hynde, DEVO...
from vancookie :
I feel your pain. I keep thinking--I left Ohio 12 years ago, and these mutherfuckers are still ruining my life.
from jonathan29 :
Keviepoo69
from peteypuke :
and i thought i was the only one obsessed with becoming a real life - "missed connection"
from blankwave :
no, you add me! i have seniority! you can find me by searching: climbinguptothemoon (at) hotmai; (dot) com
from blankwave :
oh, that's just terrible. are you on myspace yet?
from krugerpak007 :
Just read a few of your entries and wanted to just stop by and say hi. I haven't seen any of those bracelets. Maybe because I live in Israel? Anyway I hope you cheer up and take care. I will be back! xoxo Kathy
from hucksterfinn :
ok, so i was in austin over the weekend and not only did i notice those damn yellow bracelets everywhere, but to top it off, people were SMOKING with the same hand attached to the same wrist where that yellow plastic dangle jangled. it seemed just a touch, say, oxymoronic? or simply moronic.
from bethany9 :
Man, I got one of those when no one I knew had one. Now I see them everywhere and thry anoy the shit out of me. I burned mine in an ashtray... Hopefully I'll see you tonight!
from blankwave :
i didn't even notice those yellow bracelets till you said something. now i see them everywhere!!!! why'd you have to do that to me. i can't stand them!
from resrap :
Your template rawks!
from hucksterfinn :
so you did it. even after all my warnings. well, you better have the time there that i didn't. do me proud. and anyways, i'm a different person, turn my world around. and if you've been to any gay bar recently you should know what i'm talking about. and you don't, well, whatever, sometimes i gotta be cryptic, you know. good luck and tons of smooches.
from vancookie :
PLEASE do absentee! columbus and cleveland are fine, i suppose. but you will be much happier in chicago! i was happy to read your update yesterday...
from vancookie :
i highly support getting out of ohio--best thing that ever happened to me. bon voyage!
from vancookie :
thanks for noting. i came upon you randomly, read a few months of you, and look forward to more.
from smltwn73 :
Thank you for your kind words. I truly appreciate it.
from justcircles :
I'm pretty sure I'm about three hours away from you (Columbus, right?) so you definitely should come to the show. It'll be intimate and understated and totally worth the roadtrip!
from blankwave :
your entry, number one single in the country, that's amazing. i say it because i've been hearing the exact same things from people (why are you still single), etc) and still confused about why so many relationships have ended. good to knoe we are still sharing a bit of the same brain.
from blankwave :
the reaction could be a classic punch in the face.
from kid-kerplunk :
I stumbled upon your diary, and read a bunch of your entries. You seem like tons of fun, so I added you as a favorite. I hope you don't mind. -Andrea
from elysium1982 :
truly truly truly, truly outrageous, *JEM*. i love you and hate you for reminding me of that themesong.
from parlance :
Ohh, I see. :)
from parlance :
Where abouts in Ohio are you at? Sorry if this sounds nosy/random [believe me, it is]. I just had quite a few friends get back from a trip to Cleveland -- they loved it.
from blankwave :
i had a dream that worries me. you were cheating on me with michaela... i'm not sure which part of that dream was worrying me though....
from elysium1982 :
strangers with candy...i just finished watching an episode. and no one else i mention it to knows what im talking about. =/
from justcircles :
perfect. sounds like the exact sort of thing I would do. there's no worries when there's a juke box.
from mugbug226 :
So.. your insurance must be.. pretty high then. Ouch. ;o)
from imperfectlyy :
Oh how nice to see your views on the gay marriage thing. I'm just browsing banners to keep myself from having to do actual productive things this evening, and I came across this one: http://almostsweet.diaryland.com/ That's some pretty fucked up stuff. I'm hoping it's just a sarcastic joke...like I said in her notes, who knows. But amen brotha! (brotha, right? Not sista?) "Ban" divorce, not marriage.
from funjules :
Amen, sister. Oh, and since it looks like you'll be in town for a while, what say ye about meeting up sometime? I miss hearing from you, and I'm sorry I've been so woefully out of touch.
from justcircles :
hey, Big Kev, haven't heard from you in nearly 2 weeks (ever since someone aparently gave love a bad name) and I was wondering if I am going to see you on March 1st at Southgate House? It'd be special, you know.
from justcircles :
hey, the Blankwave isn't the only music-guru in these parts! (even though he owned it first) See you soon!(?)
from justcircles :
yes, March 1st, at a place in KY across the river from Cinci and it's really cheeep and loads of my uni friends will be there and I finally get to meet your pretty smiling face!
from justcircles :
kevin, meet me in cinci for the yeahyeahyeas on march 1st, okay?
from smltwn73 :
whatever you do, do not, i repeat, DO NOT wear your uggs with shorts. it might just be a california thing. after years of seeing this "look" it still drives me batty.
from blankwave :
haven't heard it yet, haven't really ever liked them all that much. sorry. get the new death cab for cutie yet? stellar.
from kevski :
All pain, danger and "I'm glad you're okays" aside... it is hilarious that you exploded a party popper in your mouth. I can only imagine the scene. : )
from ozwald :
Happy New Year! You are right - 2004 is gonna be a good one.
from insideoutme :
HA! old :p
from blankwave :
re: digital jukebox. as long as you can copy a cd on to your computer than you can move it to the unit.
from survivorguru :
Your birthday sounds so much more fun then mine.
from blankwave :
happy birthday, wasnt near a computer on the 13th so i'm sorry i'm late. hope your 25 goes better than mine has so far!
from taydo :
Happy Birthday! Sorry I'm late!
from fadeintoyou :
So..I haven't had a phone in like..forever. And I miss reading and laughin and all that stuff. Just felt the need to whine and complain to someone. Happy belated birthday!
from justcircles :
happy birthday friend!!
from icedreamsoup :
omg, don't talk about flying and crashing like that - i flew to TN in 2001 -came home a two days before 911 .. i am freaked out even more, i was then, but i am more now.. and I am flying down to TN for thanksgiving this year..and i am freaked out about it... ughh.... i am scared of the crashing part in general as well.... just the thought... now, u freaked me out even more..heeheee.. can't i maybe be put to sleep..like if they were going to pull a tooth!?
from doghigh :
Very jealous of you now...my favorite time of year in Ptown is this time of year. Glad to see that you are appreciative of it...
from hucksterfinn :
glad you like cds. i've spent so much money on music this year that i have no idea how my end-year discs are gonna turn out. this is making me somewhat nervous. but in a good way. in that sharing a really great secret way. you know that way, don't you?
from blankwave :
my vote is for boringly serious...
from soulepiphany :
I wanna be Vanessa.......
from nightlynews :
Guestbooks are being retarded right now. At any rate, thanks for the birthday wish, darlin! xoxo,J
from smltwn73 :
would "le car", or "the brat" fit in with the code names? how 'bout "the pacer"? just curious.
from icedreamsoup :
just came across your journal.. ohio to the cape... well, how the hell is things treating ya in mass anyway... have you acquired the accent yet? ;) hope ya don't mind i added you, just read some of your entries and thought hmm another fellow massian.... well, i'll keep him on tabs.... see how his mass day compairs to my mass day.. ;) heh...
from funjules :
So I saw Mr. Sedaris last night. Oh, my sweet and creamy god, Kevin, he was hi-fucking-larious!!! I have never laughed so hard in all my life! I want him to be my new best friend! Do you know yet when you'll be back in Columbus next month? I know you'll be busy trying to cram in seeing all your friends, but I'd love it if we could get together for coffee or something. Let me know! Hope all is well with you.
from sevan :
You don't know me, but Strangers With Candy is the best show ever. The season 1 DVD just came out like 2 months ago. Have you gotten it yet? It's got some classics "Who Wants Cake," "To Be Young Gifted and Blank," etc., but I can't wait for season 2. The one where she learns to read is super. Go buy season 1. It's like $30.
from justcircles :
the tiger-mauled Roy is the b*e*s*t halloween concept ever! like the year when this guy I knew went as Sonny Bonno and his girlfriend went as the "tree": it's the perfect combination of time-sensitive gore and pop-culture
from justcircles :
oh you you you make me laugh so much Kevin... I love the Stevie Wonder episode, and the BB King episode, and the Lena Horn episode... oh, and the Marvin Gaye episode(s)... I would love to have you party with me via satelite!! do you make DVDs? I mean, VHS will do, of course. It would be a treasure to keep for ever.
from kevski :
Rohhhbert, r-r-rohhbert. Baby... b,b,b,b-ba-baby. Laaa, la, la, la, la la. Baby, b,b,b-ba baby. Jammin' on the one, j-j-jammin' on the one. I don't know what to say. I-I-I don't know what to say.
from kevski :
I wish you could've joined me (via satellite) for the Alias season premiere last week. It was a good time... However, being the only attendee, it was a little lonely with my theatre-like dimmed lights, fancy cheese on not-so-fancy crackers and a bottle of wine. It could've been fun... unless, of course, you don't watch Alias.
from asitshouldbe :
I always quake at leaving notes for anyone that already has so many. I just shut my eyes and hope that I hit so many wrong keys that it looks like I am speaking some foreign language. But what the hell? I openly admit I have not read a single entry besides the most recent, but I found it to be very humorous. I just started my sixth diary on this site, so if you check it out, you know why there is only one or two entries. I will be adding you to my favorites, so you are now obligated to keep me entertained at all costs. I joke...maybe.
from kevski :
So you got me trying to think of my friends' last names. Not going so well. I need to start asking before I wait months down the road and it becomes REALLY awkward. -- By the way... the stolen bike... did you park it in your garage or leave it on the street to be re-stolen? : )
from soulepiphany :
It's like italics, only with an s. I don't think html works in notes, but it's like this: <s>strike-through</s> YAY!
from strummer- :
Mum put you in the oven! What an asshole. Ah, nah. It was really funny actually. Good story.
from taydo :
<a href="http://putheURLhere">Here's where you put what you want the link to say</a> The end! Hope that helped!
from taydo :
UR welcome! (I hate it when people spell "you're" as "UR")
from blankwave :
what Brautigan did you find?
from funjules :
Shut.Up! You're coming back in November?? For a visit, or for good? Methinks that would be a good time to try to finally meet, no?
from blankwave :
you should read some Richard Brautigan. the only stuff you can really find is in collections usually, although libraries may have older prints.
from violetanne :
That's so cool you saw Carson. I want all of them to be my gay husbands, although Kyan is my favorite.
from justcircles :
well, precious, while I was out here monitoring the midwest from my outpost hidden betwixt the liquor store and porn shop... I managed to carelessly cause problems elsewhere... so I'm locked... username=absence/ password=thinair...
from jonathan29 :
Tara Reid is trying to make over her image. I saw her on E! saying she wasn't a party girl anymore. Uh-huh.
from taydo :
You're fucking hilarious.
from blankwave :
wait, strike that. it was in your guestbbok, my entry i mean. damn now i gave away all your vagueness...
from blankwave :
hey, I know who you met this weekend who had a show open, in your city! i sent that note to you about the show, but now it has mysteriously disappeared. well, i'm glad you guys are friends now!
from hucksterfinn :
you wouldn't wanna miss the premiere, would you?
from yvette18 :
oh that is a good idea. When I get some money, I will look to see what books catch my eye. I love to read, would love to help out some libraries.
from taik :
Zee perfect solution in my eyes...Barnes and Noble. I say that more like a question though. Noble?
from burninator :
I'm so into Jack Kerouac, and i love On the Road, it describes me perfectly, well, i must be off, -Burninator
from blankwave :
i do that same thing, the pissed off apparently look when i think im hottt.
from nightlynews :
You know, I've tried to sign your guestbook in the last 2 days and it keeps saying "oops, you can't sign again this fast" but I haven't signed your guestbook...or anyone's for that matter, recently. Weird huh? At any rate, I think sometimes there a fine line betweetn looking pissy and looking sexy. I've had guys ask me what I'm so mad about before, when clearly, I'm wearing my "sexy bitch" look. It's a matter of perception, I think.
from kevski :
If it helps, I know an incredible guy from Ohio. Since you and he are the only people I know from there, my impression is favorable.
from taydo :
I ALSO think I should move to NYC. I'm currently toying with the idea of just going by myself but I don't know if that would work out. Ugh...I hate this...
from kevski :
Danny Pintauro, huh. Hehe.
from jesusranch :
Hello sir. I have noticed that we like similar bands. I believe this makes us friends. Agreed? I thought so. I feel good about this.
from funjules :
Check yer e-mail, laddie!
from funjules :
Yeah, um, I'm moving from a 2 bedroom apartment to a 2 bedroom apartment. Why move, you ask? Well, there's just not enough closet space for all my shoes, you silly man, you! So yeah. Clothes. Closets. All good. Yep.
from indie-snob :
Hello, I just reviewed two White Stripes shows I saw and thought you may be interested. I have a ton of other concert and album reviews here, too. Check it out, thanks!
from nightlynews :
You left the blonde behind? Don't you know gentlemen prefer blondes? Oh, and about staying out of my car? Yeah, I agree, I'm just trying out how I can do that and still get around. Maybe I should just hire a driver to take me around everywhere. Wouldn't that be lovely? Hmm. I need to be rich. xoxo, J
from funjules :
Heh. Okay, I'm going to have to ask you to stop it now. You just made me snort at work, talking about that flyer. I'm an US whore, too, what can I say?
from funjules :
You're leaving?!? Just when I found my Will? Well, I know this is what you've been wanting, so good fer ya. Just get your ass back here every once in a while to visit! :)
from jonathan29 :
I am so excited for you! I fantasize about quitting my job and moving to a new town and starting over somewhere new. You better still update your diary once you move!
from smltwn73 :
thanks for the note. back 'atcha.
from justcircles :
that's such an important feeling, and I'm amazed at how many young people have *never* felt it... (if I don't see you in July, maybe I'll see you sometime when I move out to Indiana)
from taik :
"I'm goin' to Wichita" (Seven Nation Army-White Stripes...you know):) cheesy when you really are going to Wichita.
from justcircles :
so, I'm trying to make it to Dayton for a wedding on the 26th of July, and you're on the list of people I bet would be cool to meet... this is all a big "maybe", of course...
from justcircles :
yay! I got it... thanks... yer awesome!
from nightlynews :
A hair TEAM? I spend a fortune and a lot of time on my hair, and I don't even have a team. Just one brilliant stylist. Damn, I need to look into putting together a team...it just sounds so much better. xoxo, J
from funjules :
What about "Our Only Customers Are People Who Can't Get Into Their Regular Stylists And Have A Date Tonight Clips"?
from taydo :
Kathie Lee Gifford! You don't say! You know, I've been looking for a really great deal on a pair of hand-stitched pants and I bet she's just the woman I'm looking for! Also, I'll slip an email into your inbox detaling the painless process of adding the link.
from taydo :
Okay, so I just noticed that you have a guestbook now. Do you want a guestbook link added to your main nav at the top? If so, let me know and I can walk you through it!
from taydo :
Questions for you, sir: 1. I'll be at your place in one hour for dinner. I'm very hungry (and very high maintenance) so I expect an appetizer, an entrée, and dessert. What's on the menu? 2. If you could be any character from any movie who would you be and why? 3. When you look in the mirror, which of your physical features makes you say, "Hey sexy, what're you doing later tonight?" and which makes you say, "No! No! No! That's just all wrong!"? 4. Are you at all superstitious? Do you have a lucky number? Lucky underwear? Do you avoid breaking mirrors and walking under ladders for any reason other than that both could be potentially dangerous? 5. Christina Aguilera has just popped out of a Genie bottle (don't ask me how she fit in there…have you seen her lately? That bitch blew up!). She's going to grant you three wishes. Spill 'em.
from taydo :
I sent the request! Weee! More friends!
from taydo :
I would LOVE to be your Friendster! Now...how do we make that happen? I'm a Friendster newbie and have yet to learn the ropes!
from justcircles :
Oh, Kevin! you win the prize as the ONLY d-lander who remembered my birthday!! I waited until after five (since most of my friends work in offices) so the official tally is: YOU. Thank you so much!
from jonathan29 :
I used to think that Stacey Q was the bomb. I thought for while there in 1988 that she might be the next Madonna, and luckily she did. I about creamed the time she guest starred on the Facts of Life.
from kevski :
Found this this morning regarding "Strangers with Candy... thought you'd be interested: http://channels.gay.com/entertainment/news/?sernum=482
from justcircles :
you make me happy when skies are gray
from jonathan29 :
Jem was the bomb! For years, I used to run around and touch my ear and say "Synergy...I need your help!".
from yvette18 :
yeah I remember some of those shows like jem and you can't do that on television those were some good shows. The shows I would like to see back on television would be Thundercats, Small Wonder, Get Along Gang, Ocean Girl, and Family Ties
from kevski :
I've been trying to find xxx pictures of your memory... no luck. Tell me there's a calendar in the works for 2004??!! : )
from nightlynews :
Post a picture of that gorgeous memory of yours. You could probably make a ton of money off that shit! xoxo, J
from blankwave :
i love that photogenic memory. what i wouldnt do to spend a little time alone with such a photogenic memory...
from violetanne :
I guess you're right. Ohio isn't so bad, except for that crater they call Lima. I had some family in Columbus, and it is very nice. You got the Toledo Zoo and Cincinnati. I guess I should have said, "Only parts of Ohio suck." :)
from codonk :
I hope you remember me, i think you left a note on my diary (which is now blank of course). My e-mail is fiatpointhigh@aol.com if you wanted to say hey. Anyway...someone gave me the entry about you meeting Amy and I was gasping in furious jealousy. I so very much hate you...so what was she like? J/K I didn't know you were an Amy fan so I put your diary in my fav place...yeah i'm a dork. D
from justcircles :
Good God!! I just got an email that said, "Kevin is your friend" and it was like a sunburst from heaven and I knew it was good. I am connected to 1,722 people and I only have two friends. I feel another part of my brain beginning to die... Oh, and you're hot.
from kevski :
I think we all become sappier as we age. I used to feel guilty for NEVER being moved by anything. However, lately I find myself becoming misty-eyed over news stories about donating used reading glasses to the homeless. Yeah. Somewhere between 19 and 24 I became someone's grandmother. You aren't alone, man. : )
from taydo :
It sure does!
from jonathan29 :
Happy 24.5 birthday! Go out and have some fun tonight. Have a lewd and lascivious tryst with some hot boy. Then tell us all about it on Monday.
from justcircles :
hey! I just joined friendster yesterday because someone invited me and so I have no idea what the eff I've gotten myself into, but I guess if yer on it then it might not be a cult, right? (first I typed "clut" and then "slut" before getting "cult")
from taydo :
Mister 21(halfway to 25)boy, you really should take better care of your clothes and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD wear matching socks! Haha!
from kevski :
Hey man, stumbled upon your diary. It's added to my favorites! VERY FUN READING. By the way, I turned 24 a few days ago, and have done nothing but dread my 25th since. The half-birthday thing is great!
from nightlynews :
I would definitely reccomend kicking small, helpless children around as stress relief. I do it to my nephews all the time when my sister isn't looking. Oh, and p.s. the Half-birthday idea? Excellent. I want to have one! xoxo, J
from yvette18 :
thank you for the note. I really hope to do well on my finals too. Oh happy half birthday. 25 is not old, you are still young, I hope your to do list before you turn 25.
from fulminous :
First of all, I'm going to be 26 next month and I haven't even STARTED on my things-to-do-before-I'm-25 list. Also, I celebrate my half birthday every year. It's tons of fun, and highly recommended. (grin!)
from jonathan29 :
My half-birthday is Sunday the 15th....our b-days are close. Only I'm going to be 32 in 6 months. And that my friend, is fucking old.
from justcircles :
dude: I'll be 25 in nine days, and I definitely haven't completed the "things to do before I turn 25" list! If I lived in Ohio I'd show up with half a pie and only have a half-interest in seeing you at all, just for your birthday!
from kinetix :
A half party? Are you going topless, or is it a no pants evening? ;)
from jonathan29 :
OMG....were you even alive when Charlie's Angels was on? I was 9 when it was cancelled, so you must have been a mere embryo at that point. :)
from funjules :
By goddess, I think you just may have hit on the next advertising campaign for Zoloft! "Zoloft. Because nothing else will matter."
from justcircles :
...and now I will share some Onion love because this just made me laugh out loud, adn so do you! : Chuckling Cops Attempt To Imitate Sound Of Man Being Hit By Taxi CHICAGO—After witnessing a fatal hit-and-run accident Tuesday, Chicago police officers Ed Malloy and Ron Garrity attempted to replicate the sound of a man being hit by a taxi. "First, there was the aiiigh, then a fa-wumpp ba-bumpp," Malloy said, stifling laughter. "Then, when he was bleeding from his mouth, he kind of went ggrrgg blibb-blibb." Garrity disagreed, saying the impact "sounded more like a tha-loomp poompf." Malloy said it was the funniest on-the-job incident since that junkie was stabbed in the ass.
from jonathan29 :
I am exactly the same way. Sometimes I lie in bed and Carlos tells me I am thinking too loud because he can just SEE the gears turning in my head. I'm getting a lot better the older I get because I am slowly learning that I can't make my life mirror my preconceived notions all the time. and that sucks... :)
from violetanne :
You're right; Zoloft is an antidepressant. My mom takes it-- they're her happy pills. I do the same thing, though. I have a rampant imagination. I like to put myself in books and tv shows. I also picture myself in other jobs, like I applied for a job as newsroom clerk, and as far as I'm concerned, I'm already there... Maybe I should start sneaking some of my mom's zoloft. I'll send you some.
from blankwave :
damn we share the same brain.
from blankwave :
im glad you got to hear it early. ive been listening to the leaked unfinished version for a couple of months, and the new one definitely sounds fuller. they're moving field day to giants stadium and shortening it to one day and not honoring the old tickets. tixs go on sale at 5pm but im done, i say fuck it, all the bands should cancel in protest of a poorly planned event. okay bye then. dont forget the new grandaddy on tuesday!
from scanzilla :
This is Killbot 78R. We're currently in the process of bringing scanzilla back from the dead by fusing his brain with a coffee maker. There's a war brewing over who will be the new leader while scanzilla is dead, it might be a good move for you to take control. Transmission out.
from nightlynews :
I know! I was utterly disturbed when I saw her new video. I'm sorry Jewel, you can't go from an ushaven, flannel wearing, Salvation Army shopping hippy "who will save your soul" freak to B. Spears. Just doesn't work. God, I should be an image consultant or something, these people are in serious need of guidance! Ha. Cheers, J
from jonathan29 :
I'm a Sagitarius too....why are we going to have a bad day?
from justcircles :
everybody knows that somethin's wrong, but no body knows what goin on, so we sing the same ole song, when you want it all to go away, it's shapin up to be a lonely day (boy, I certainly am a wayward gemini!)
from yvette18 :
yeah pinkeye can be fun if you want a break from work, but man in the long run it plain sucks. I had it once, and I thought I was going to die!
from justcircles :
I'm an HTML goddess (or dork) and stripper-money smells like perfume and I will never be able to do a handstand, no matter how much yoga I do, so here: take from me some mad props
from soulepiphany :
I was actually listening to the Bangles as I opened your entry. spooky. Or something. :) Mmmmm, mulch.
from funjules :
Er, if you're a dork, then I'm a megadork, because I get excited on Thursdays about the same damn thing. And also, when you hear a song you DON'T like, isn't it a relief to know you'll not hear it again for the rest of the day? Not that CD101 suffers from overplay syndrome, but still.
from squirrelmeat :
and yeah that other guy's right, the new blur rawXXX.
from squirrelmeat :
so you saw nada surf at little brother's, huh? i wanted to go but couldn't find anyone to go with me. i saw stephen malkmus and the jicks there last week (the guy from pavement) and it blew my fucking mind.
from justcircles :
okay, now, this is an honor: I'm proud to be on the favorites of another incredible music listener! (maybe it's time to start a ring? "rock'n'rollers who sit at their computer all day"...). I guess this means I have to start reading your journal, though... I'm serious: the one time I did read it I laughed out loud so... (this note is over, I think)
from justcircles :
you really do? well, shucks... thank you so much! (isn't diaryland fun?)
from blankwave :
you have to go to the show. sondre is perfect and nada surf is just the best. im seeing nada surf on wednesday and thursday of next week!
from ozwald :
Oh man - those real worlders. I saw DAN from RW Miami (the gay one) at Voltaire. He was standing by the door waiting to be recognized. It was very sad. OZ
from survivorguru :
Hey, ive been reading your diary and I really enjoy it. You are such a funny, and witty guy.
from nightlynews :
Hey...just a quick note to say I've been poking around your diary and I like. Some very entertaining stuff. I know what you mean about FEELING like you're going to meet someone. I felt that way about Keanu Reeves like a million years ago..and then I met him. Randomly. On the street in LA before I even lived here. Then I met him again when his band was in Detroit when I lived there. Weird, huh? I'll be reading! xoxo, J
from yvette18 :
aren't you excited to be coming to L.A.? But let me tell you the weather is acting crazy out here. It's not sunny and hot at all. The weather keeps changing, and its nerve racking. Today is cold, cloudy, and windy, and it looks like rain.
from blankwave :
make sure to say hi to her strokes boyfriend, fab, when you meet her. i want vacation now!
from tr0uble2 :
perfect strangers...balki..."dont be ridiculous" ahhhh, nostalgia
from kirlianstate :
i remember step by step, full house and that urkel show..hmmm..i remember quite a bit
from taydo :
Okay, I'm 21 and I'm totally with you on YOUR TGIF.
from taydo :
Ha! Thanks for the slogan! And really, it's so true!
from blankwave :
i'm just listening to the new album right now (out of the vein). it rocks so far, in that super glossy-epic-lyrically rapid-third-eye-blind-sort-of-way. buy it if you are a true fan. lots of songs about breaking up with charlize theron. good to feel good and sad.
from taydo :
In this male dancer's opinion, yes that is more gay! Haha! :)
from meganrae :
I just stopped in. Can't remember where I came from. But I enjoyed reading some of your entries! I used to work at a coffe shop so I can relate to the stuff about latte addictions. Anway, I was just sayin' hello. Goodbye.
from violetanne :
So, do you eat naked salads? I can't eat lettuce unless it's drenched in something or other. Ketchup is all right. I usually only have it on fries, though. It's made out of tomatoes and I am a tomato freak, so... big yay to ketchup.
from rabidbadger :
Actually Mountain Dew is not the Devil's soda. It is, in fact, the Devil's urine, bottled and marketed as soda by PepsiCo. Even the Devil himself isn't evil enough to claim Mountain Dew is a beverage. The Devil's soda of choice is Pepsi Blue.
from soulepiphany :
How's your latte addiction going?
from blankwave :
dont you like how on the number they ask you to enter your 10 digit social security number? it's only 9 numbers long!
from blankwave :
wait. your name is kevin? i never knew that. maybe i just usually don't pay attention. anyway, yes you should buy the new blur. but both blur.com and vh1.com are streaming it, so you can check it out before you buy. i however, recommend that you just buy it. the reason is, i'm a huge blur fan, and when i heard it the first time i wasn't sure about it, so a person who's not all that crazy about them may not like it at first. but it grows on you fast. i'm not saying you're not a huge fan cause i dont know. now if you have them on your profile i'm too lazy to look so, whatever, i hope you like them. i'm even starting to think it's there best work, in the new era of blur, that is. listen to "out of time," it's a beautiful song.
from soulepiphany :
"Why don't you shut that cock holster you call a mouth?" I'd like to use this one sometime, with your permission, of course.....
from ozwald :
The cock-holster line was probably one of my favorites. OZ
from funjules :
I am soooooooo jealous of you!! I was in Chicago the weekend before you, and I very nearly cried when I saw that I'd be missing Ms. Sedaris and Company. You lucky bastid!!
from blankwave :
sounds like a great trip. didn't forget to get me a souvenier did ja?!
from justcircles :
Hi. I followed Blankwave to get here, and now I see you also know Tr0uble2. Heh. "I'm the only one who laughs at your jokes when they are so bad, and your jokes are always bad, but they aren't as bad as this, come join us in a prayer..." That's the Pavement song I was listening to at the moment when I read this entry concerning the J-Lo landing in Chicago, and it made me giggle right here while reading, to the point that I'm not sure if I can read any other entries ever again because this might be climax.
from tr0uble2 :
you got krusty? this thing is rigged...i got ralph wiggum.
from taydo :
Oh yes, they're old. Too old to be climbing ladders, that's for sure!
from taydo :
Oh Mister 21boy. You are very kind and (judging from your comment) borderline psychotic. Or blind. Or both. Thanks!
from tr0uble2 :
remind me next time i think registering for 12 hours of classes all in one day, what a bad bad idea it is. but thanx for the note. =) cassie
from cutiepie1983 :
Hey! I found your diary in the recent updated diaries and read a couple of entries. I found the part of being treated like a 12 year old amusing and the fact you spend your money of those iced thingys! lol...I enjoyed it so much that I added you to my daily plug for today! Have a great day today! ~Nancy~
from soulepiphany :
A double shot without anything in it goes bad in a couple minutes, so mixing your own latte would suck. Ask for iced coffee with room for cream, and mix it that way. It's lots cheaper and has just as much caffeine, if that's a thing for you. And it's just as Oh So Addictively Good. There, that's my two cents. (Or my $3.02, since we're talking lattes.) Sincerely, Sara, the Resident Corporate Tool Barista Whore in Charge.
from blankwave :
there, i fixed it... hope your happy. this yeah yeah yeahs is pretty fucking good. her voice kinda makes me freak out all crazy, like i start jumping around doing cartwheels and jumping jacks, and a lot of drinking... what would ohio21boy do...
from violetanne :
Even though I didn't notice it until your other entry correcting the mistake, you told me to go whiten my teeth! Yeesh, how rude!
from blankwave :
nice work with the leaving the notes in your enties, saves time and something else maybe...who knows. Track four, i think "I know it's coming someday," is my favorite on the longwave album. i love that you actually buy things I recommend. great taste in music i must say. and oh yeah, you have to buy the yeah yeah yeahs album tomorrow, so i know you'll be buying something before chicago. you better update while your there, and take pictures, and post then as well. i have no idea what my favorite boy in ohio looks like. do you like how i'm leaving entries in note pages now?
from blankwave :
nice job getting the sondre album. he's even better live, i saw him last december opening for nada surf, which you should have their new album too by the way. its an amazingly beautiful album, full of the happy and the sad. also, since you're on a roll, you should check out Longwave- The Strangest Things. Im so glad you dont download.
from kirlianstate :
Dude..you brought the NEW Sondre Lerche Cd...i thought..i was the 1nly one..he rocks...
from violetanne :
I never download music either. It seems too much of a hassle. I'd rather go buy a new cd in a shiny package.
from liquidiamond :
I really like your diary, brilliant design. bravo! take care and much <3 to you.
from yvette18 :
lol chocolate milk. That is funny. Yeah it makes me mad because I'm 20 years old and people do not believe me. I can pass for a 15 year old.
from blankwave :
sure, sure, whatever you say! hey, i got no problem if you like that type of thing. your still my left hand man!
from blankwave :
duh. no kiddie reading outside of your toy room! every self respecting 24 yr old knows this...
from yvette18 :
yep naps are the best. Oh cool your are coming to L.A. cool stop by UCR see you can see me. (just kidding.)
from ozwald :
DOH! It happened again ... That damn Celebrity Mole. Like ... I know how it turns out but damn the family channel for getting me hooked again! And the Eric Von whatever is so cute. OZ
from gnometits :
howdy ohio boy. i'm kansas girl livin in ohio at miami. anyway, i stumbled in and thought i'd drop a note in the box. have a good day. p.s. i dig the layout.
from jonathan29 :
Oh yeah, I saw your entry about Dr. Atkins....well he died today. He fell and hit his head and was in a coma. He probably passed out from all the cholesterol.
from jonathan29 :
Your diary cracks me the fuck up...keep it up man.
from kirlianstate :
hey, thanks for the note..i had a lot of fun writing them as well.. a nice long break from my papers..cheers
from smltwn73 :
buy the new pete yorn. it's good. trust me. and i'd so share my guacamole topper with you.
from taik :
Mexican food! Como enchiladas, tamales, mole, carne y papas, chorizo, sopa, arroz, flautas, y mucha mas! Con permiso, me gusta hablar en espanol sobre comida. It's a habit.
from violetanne :
Hey, there's nothing wrong with bottling anger. I would do it all the time if I didn't find bitching about stuff so much fun. Is that an oxymoron? Being mad=fun? Who knows.
from soulepiphany :
Because if every day was as beautiful as today, what would weather-jaded midwesterners have to write about in April? :)
from blankwave :
we consistantly update within the same hour as eachother. just an observation. thanks for the shout out! i am trying really hard to stay calm about nicole, but i really am going kinda nuts inside about her. i say if you liked the first pete yorn, you'll like this one as well. screw reveiws by the way, unless it's from mojo magazine, and they even fuck up somethimes.
from pattymelt :
just randomly reading diaries...but saw the entry on paula's new album...you know the tour is called "paula-palooza"
from ozwald :
I got my tickets! Whoot - and Whoot - I say. OZ
from taik :
If ya can't withstand temptation of carbs...try having mini amounts. Cut back here and there. Hope you like tuna...
from blankwave :
well i am left handed, so you got the really good, hand. as far as my two hands being in the spotlight, i can promise you'll be in it often! hehe
from blankwave :
wait! didn't you like how i included you and some other friends in my prophecy? you're my left hand man!
from ozwald :
"Here comes that woman again, man her head is huge. Oh ... don't ... ugh ... stop tapping on the glass! Yes ... hi. I see you." What a fish thinks. Although Ellen does it just a little bit better. Have fun tonight! Oz
from chelle1979 :
I'm still saying "Cool Beans". I don't think I ever really stopped saying it. :)
from taydo :
Just yesterday, while sitting on the beach, I said to my friend "Talk to the hand, cause the face don't understand." I'd like to join you in your crusade.
from smltwn73 :
okay, first, i am constantly trying to figure out what people are / where they are from. second, the guy on the donnas album is such a rad choice of someone to be. you rule.
from orange515 :
ok, so i was diary hopping and came across yours. and i must say, kudos to you for loving sex and the city. i love that show. and the seventh inning stretch was a good episode. just thought i'd let you know that. ok. have a superb day.
from addicted2ski :
So, would you be Samantha, then? I somehow picture you as a Samantha type. :-) -Matt
from ozwald :
Awww ... very sweet. Dland is a very cool thing. OZ
from jillabeans :
i like getting notes. isn't working at a library just tremendous? i sometimes wish i could just live there. i have a fantasy of being locked in after hours when it's all dark and empty...it would be scary but comforting all at once. i know...lame fantasy. it was more exciting when i was eight years old. there is a restaurant here called martinis and so for a moment i wondered if you lived here, but with the ohio...i guessed i was probably wrong. my diary stinks because i don't have enough time to devote to it, like i want to, but yours on the other hand is fun and witty. i don't know you at all, but i dare say, i think i like you anyhow. have a gay day!!! jill
from soulepiphany :
I was checking your notes section because I was sure that last entry would have gotten you a crapload of them. But it was still just my obnoxious typing, so...ah, shit, I'm contributing to the problem again. So sorry. :)
from soulepiphany :
Yay, I am so glad people are actually agreeing with me on that! SquirrelX is a bit of a celebrity here on dland, so I thought I was gonna be getting me some serious hate mail! :) ~sara
from blankwave :
yep, you absolutely have to go back to the store. i'm jumping up and down in my office right now, and have been for the past 1 1/2 hours i think. Is the best!
from yvette18 :
fast food is so hard to kick. It's so bad for you, but most of it is good.
from jonathan29 :
I'm personally giving up Lent for Lent.
from soulepiphany :
Oddly enough, there was a mickey d's commercial on when I read that. And also, just as a sidebar...(read this in a deep voice...) YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!! Hahaha, sorry, yeah. I rebelled against being a Good Catholic Girl about eleven years ago. ;) Have a happy Lent. ~sara
from smltwn73 :
i gave up fast food too. crazy. but what i really wanted to tell you was that according to the father at my catholic church told me that it's like baseball. you get three strikes. so, in my book, you've got two more chances to SIN. cheers.
from taydo :
I can't! I don't know what to do!
from yvette18 :
hey there, you might so tired because you are just so busy. By the way I hate when I dont remember putting on deodorant too.
from taik :
I don't care what they say 'bout us anyway, I don't care 'bout that.
from kinetix :
If it's available for newsstand purchasers, that must mean there's a code or something in the magazine, which means you can flip through it at the grocery store, write it down, and go home and use it, without buying it.
from taydo :
Haha. Hi :) (thanks)
from owcowkee :
hmmm... I think Saddam has best supporting actor in the bag. Bush is definately going to win for Most Cameo appearances. I doubt he will interrupt Friends though (he better not, that bastard) because Bush shirked off all responsibility from here out and put the generals in charge.
from soulepiphany :
"Absolutely nothin'."
from smltwn73 :
sometimes it's like i'm feeling exactly how you are. scared, a little emotional, and i always say, 'it was lots of fun', when i really want to say so much more. crazy.
from blankwave :
what if part of it was smudged/covered over? it think it may have said "My left ball is full of love." hehe
from phatgrrl :
hey what's up, I saw your note to fellbehind and thought I'd say hello. I lived in Cbus for about ten years, I miss it sometimes.
from yvette18 :
lol. that is so funny. In ohio, that would look ridiculous to wear flip flops during march because it can still get cold the next day. I wish I could of seen some of them, I would of asked them what were their problems.
from dirtnerdluv :
when i worked at a bookstore i wanted to keep a big bowl of fast acting Prozac for the customers.
from mannas-angel :
I came across ur diary and wuz wondering if we could add eachother's diaries 2 our favorites, but when i tried 2 find ur email address or ur guestbook there wuz no such luck. I kno u prolly wont be reading this 4 awhile, but when u do, do me a favor and email me at da_clownz_made_me_do_it@yahoo.com .... i would love 2 add u 2 my favorites. I've had my diary 4 awhile now, but if read the past 5 or 6 enteries and continue 2 read it everytime i update which is usually every day then u should catch on in no time. I could do the same 2 urs too. Its all up 2 u tho...so email me, and put ur diaryland link on the email too, cuz ill def. 4get it untl then. Cant wait 2 hear from ya soon!
from mannas-angel :
I came across ur diary and wuz wondering if we could add eachother's diaries 2 our favorites, but when i tried 2 find ur email address or ur guestbook there wuz no such luck. I kno u prolly wont be reading this 4 awhile, but when u do, do me a favor and email me at da_clownz_made_me_do_it@yahoo.com .... i would love 2 add u 2 my favorites. I've had my diary 4 awhile now, but if read the past 5 or 6 enteries and continue 2 read it everytime i update which is usually every day then u should catch on in no time. I could do the same 2 urs too. Its all up 2 u tho...so email me, and put ur diaryland link on the email too, cuz ill def. 4get it untl then. Cant wait 2 hear from ya soon!
from rabidbadger :
Ummmm..."interactive model"? "Shirtless photo"? All I have to say is "Art Films? ART FILMS?!! They're NUDIES!!" And Neely thinks so too.
from yvette18 :
me either. I don't think you are getting into the krusy the clown buisness either. The people you are talking to probably want to exploite your sexy body or something.
from devillady24 :
cool profile
from blankwave :
as long as the guy who wants to market you never asks for money from you, you should be alright. watch out, there are a ton of scams out there. i dont think ive ever seen a shirtless clown before, i as well hope i never shall.
from ozwald :
Aw man - how FUN! If it's something you want ... go for it! There is nothing sexier than a funny stand-up. I'm serious. OZ
from blankwave :
did you notice... that the guy who wrote that email... always ends sentences... with three periods... sorry, im just being observant...
from yvette18 :
ouch, yeah the kidneys probably cant take the booze.
from smltwn73 :
you rat! you had me thinking, 'he can't be that evil...can he?'. good one.
from yvette18 :
aww man that is an awful trick to play on someone. I would of hung up on you too!
from blankwave :
holy crap! that is such a bad trick to play, i mean yeah it's hilarious and all, but wow! i didnt know you had it in you! fuck, this is going to have me laughing all day...
from yvette18 :
I Hope that your move goes well. Where are u planning on moving to anyway?
from smltwn73 :
i still curse myself for not seeing ms. silverman's show "jesus is magic" in l.a. she totally rules.
from manofx :
Just to let you know that I read a bit of your diary. It was fun!
from blankwave :
yo! thanks to you i will not miss sara silverman this week on jimmy's show. i had totally spaced it, so i did miss last night's show, damn. that song sounds so great. did you see her on colin quinn's show on comedy central. if it's ever on again you must see it. she stopped me on 5th ave once and asked me where barney's was, i said i wasnt sure but i think its that way. she said thanks. that's my story. by the way, your entries just keep making me laugh!
from andyzero :
I am SO playing that drinking game - love it.
from blakdahlia :
Crazy, man, crazy. ^_^ No, I'm not rastafari in anyway, but I picked out your diary randomly, somewhere...I don't remember where... and I just started to read along. Very interesting, I love the way you write, and I really like your format. Makes me feel like I am watching a film without picture or sound... hmm... okay, that doesn't work at all then because it is not a film then. How about a script for a film then? That works. ^_^ Anyway, I hope you are feeling better with whatever surgery you had. Pain pills can be so addictive... damnit! ^_^ Pardon the word...
from blankwave :
im not even going to begin to tell you what your dream meant. especially not what the certificate as bandage meant, and the fact that you'd take the protection of your wound with no real problem, just to be a good consumer. scary dream my friend, scary.
from hucksterfinn :
chicago? really? i hope it treats you better than it did me. don't tell anyone, but i miss it.
from rabidbadger :
Watch it with those dolls - Broadway doesn't go for booze & pills! (And don't you DARE try to throw my wig in the toilet.) BTW - the sequel? Not so good. First, they moved all the action up by two decades, so the characters are the same age in the 80s as they were in the 60s. They must have been sent to some radical Swiss anti-aging clinic. (Similar to the Swiss Puberty Camp that children on soap operas are sent. You know, when someone's 6 year old daughter is mysteriously dropped from the plot only to reappear three months later as a pregnant 16 year old with a drug problem?) Secondly, the writing style and action are less in the style of Jackie Susann and more like the bastard child of Judith Krantz & Jackie Collins - lots of trashy behavior and excessive descriptions of what the characters are wearing, but with no content that makes you give a damn about these people.
from fadeintoyou :
That quote was from Sullen Girl. And the word wonder, was supposed to be wander..I can't type.Heh.
from smltwn73 :
completely feeling you on the grammy tip. "say baby, say baby, hey"...??? was dustin hoffman gearing up to reprise his role in rainman? what a freak.
from ozwald :
Glad to hear your nose job was a success. : ) OZ
from blankwave :
hey buddy, we are practically neck and neck on the top 100 right now. i am totally loving your stuff. you make me giggle every time i read your updates.
from smltwn73 :
glad that everything went well for you. also, that was pretty swell of you to do what you did (you know what i'm talking about). i leave you with a smile and a blush.
from ozwald :
Really? Very cool. Chicago is a great place to live. Well - really only from April through October. But the other months are worth putting up with for the good shit. Take Care ... OZ
from ozwald :
I've been the biggest fan of Kathy since I can remember. Especially after watching CM - I think Kathy and I are destined to go drink together. Wanna come? OZ
from ozwald :
Aw kid - yer stuff is totally cracking me up. Just sayin' - I'll be back to read more. OZ
from yvette18 :
lol you are amazing!
from fadeintoyou :
"Days like this..I don't know what to do with myself...All day, and alllll night. I wonder the halls along the walls, and under my breath I say to myself..I neeeeed fuel..to take flight" Yay Fiona.
from yvette18 :
aww I hope your surgery goes well.
from blankwave :
what a great entry. the one about your nose i mean. you'll have to let us know if everyone stared at you or not...
from crazycris :
thanks for the notes...and yes I did forget the "o" *feeling stupid* Lol andyways keep up the entrys!-CRISTINA
from smltwn73 :
isn't margaret cho scary now? i saw her a coupla weeks ago on the wayne brady. she wasn't right. she was pale, forgetful, and just not all there. as for jenny jones, ugh.
from crazycris :
OK i just read yur diary...all the entrys from most recent back. So my 1st impression was why the *bleep* is he talking about Tv? Then I got to the part about bangs...honey, you poor dear what were u thinking...bangs? So after your friend fixed it did it turn out good? I hope so for your hairs sake...I was rolling when i read the stripes and green thing...But I must say my fave was when u said u were making out with your friends bf...while he was getting arested! If you don't mind me asking...What was he being arrested for? You have an interesting life and i must say i enjoy reading it...more enrtys!!! Please! Smile On!
from soulepiphany :
Thanks...funny story about that layout...not only did I not put it there, but I have no flaming IDEA how it even got to be on my diary. I have a theory that revolves around latenight drunken html adventuring, but I will probably never know for certain. ~sara
from soulepiphany :
GOD I wish I would have found that incredible layout before you did! It's fantastic. ~sara
from yvette18 :
yay! I'm digging the new layout, it's so cute and I think it suits your personality.
from taik :
great! I like the new look! :)
from bluelaser :
Hey! Fab design! Heheh... sad about Jacko's fate isn't it? I personally thought that he was cool up until HIStory. But whatever...
from hucksterfinn :
oh you! if we weren't a bit shady now and again, we'd be living in a 50's sitcom. and though, aesthetically, that might be pleasing, it would involve separate beds. who needs that?
from bluelaser :
About redesigning your diary, though I may not be able to personally help you in that realm, I can turn you to http://luckydesigns.diaryland.com/ they have some cool designs there. PS: Justin and Britney are just evil, so it doesn't surprise me at all that they found their way into people's dreams.
from taydo :
Hey, if you need any help with a design for your diary just lemme know. I'd be very willing to do a custom design for you if you have a specific idea in your head. I don't know if you're a goldmember or not, but I could host any images you may need. :)
from soulepiphany :
Oh, honey its not hard at all. Go to beautify.diaryland.com. It lists alllll the different designers and most of them you can just cut and paste. Some even do it for you, just by clicking a button. It's easy. It shows you step by step. Fun stuff. ~sara
from taik :
hey i'll help! i suggest looking around some sites containg free templates for diaryland users, i.e. Lex Designs (where I got mine) where the site has "classic ...something or other" (not exactly that title) there you can pick out a template and not have to know hardly anything about what to do, simple directions...
from smltwn73 :
i always enjoy what you have to say
from yvette18 :
The strokes are cool. I know who they are. Hey did you know that joey has a little girl. He does not look like the father figure does he? He is not even married.
from taik :
yey! I love the Strokes! So much I'm currently drawing Nick Valensi.
from yvette18 :
I googled for a something weird like flipping eyelids inside out and a gonzo sex toy or something. some weird ones for me.
from yvette18 :
yep fun times for you indeed.
from seanandjacob :
I just had a kangaroo for breakfast. Starlight and lightning! let's talk about the wonderful diary you got here. I agree with you. Butter up to SeanandJacob.diaryland.com. We make toys look like a diary. Moshing in the moonlight. Comments suggested.
from yvette18 :
yeah I agree with it not being right that kangeroo jack is in first at the box office, but I think it is okay that martin lawrence's is second. I hear that it is a good movie
from fulminous :
You totally got me with that one. Fucker. (laugh)
from yvette18 :
lol, you and your cool excursions. Hey not feeling any love from you. Send me a note or something!
from yvette18 :
yeah, money is always good, I know I need it me being a broke college student in all. *wink*
from funjules :
Ooh, yes, you must share stories of the freakshows that dine out in Columbus!!
from rabidbadger :
Ummmmm...french fries!Perhaps the finest thing the French ever produced (aside from Dior's New Look of 1947). Damn you for making me so hungry - the nearest Mc Donald's to my office is youth gang gunplay central, so fries carry potential jeopardy.
from scanzilla :
Wow, I really didn't think many people actually read anymore. After hearing all the quick responses, I've decided that people still appreciate the funny, in which I like to dish. Thanks man! :)
from yvette18 :
all I can say is that you are so adorable!
from yvette18 :
man that sucks. I really hate being in the middle of drama.
from yvette18 :
hey there. I love the real world/road rules battle of the sexes game so far. It is really good. But you have to admit that melissa looks anorexic, what happened?
from nicole24 :
Awwww, I'll update on Saturdays just for you. The first step in addiction is admitting that you do indeed have one...GOOD JOB!!! :)
from taik :
lol, I too am somewhat addicted....maybe just not as much as you. :)
from yvette18 :
yep gold membership is awesome. You get a tracker, and it's cool to see if u get any googles.
from addicted2ski :
Gold is so worth it! You get a stats counter that way, which is quite pornographic. I get really excited over seeing those IP addresses pop up.
from yvette18 :
aww you poor baby. I hate when Im in a bad mood too, I do not make really good company.
from yvette18 :
hey I just got a new phone too! It's so exciting. Mine is a flip phone too. My plan is cingular, what is your plan.
from hucksterfinn :
an alphabetical sampling of the best that 2K2 had to offer, from ash to cassius to the flaming lips to the hives to the kings of convenience to ladytron to to n.e.r.d. to princess superstar to royksopp to saint etienne to yeah yeah yeahs. i'm fairly certain that it isn't available at your local record shop, but internet orders are accepted.
from jaycrew2882 :
Haha. Fear nor (For your sanity or your laziness) for I highly doubt that "Ta da" should be abandoned that easily!
from hucksterfinn :
there is ALWAYS my 3CD year-end mix. ask anyone. it's fucking finntastic!
from hucksterfinn :
same to you! this one started out right at least. here's to a happy and healthy new year!
from yvette18 :
hey glad that you had a great time in chicago. I want to see the movie chicago too. I'm excited about New Years because it is the beginning of the New Year. OH just to let you know you are so funny!
from yvette18 :
oh hi! I just finished reading your diary, and I love it. You remind me of my friend Johnathon. You both are divas, always on dates, very spunky. (lol) It's cool that you started writing in your diary again after two years too! Oh yeah, happy belated bday. Man I know so many people whose bday's are in december, kind of hard to remember everyone's. Oh just to let you know that there is nothing wrong in liking Justin Timberlake either because I bought the cd the day it came out. Well anyways, just wanted to drop a line, look forward to reading more of your diary! Michelle
from soulepiphany :
Take it from me, experrt deam analyze that I am....STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM DREAM ENCYCLOPEDIAS. :) There. Now that I said that....Frank is the scariest damn creature I have ever seen in my entire life. Please, stay the hell away from him, too. ~sara
from jaycrew2882 :
Okay, hi. You didn't want to share your birthday with Jesus? That's quite possibly the most amazing/hilarious thing I've ever heard. Happy Holidays (birthday included). Also, given the content of this note-signing, let's pretend this was posted a good two weeks ago, okay? Thanks.
from mugbug226 :
Happy holidays, and hope the new year brings you the best.
from soulepiphany :
:) 74 IS "barely over 70"....but just barely.
from andyzero :
We both posted entries about run-ins with the law within the same hour. Spooky. Mine wasn't quite so serious, though...glad it turned out ok.
from rabidbadger :
When you walk the walk be sure to throw in a saucy little hip-sway. That way you simultaneously demonstate your personal integrity AND appear deadsexy. Chicago? Ummm...I think,possibly, that it sucks my ass for crack. Had a brief taste while visiting Finn during his deployment there. tasty? not so much. Ask Finn, he'll likely concur.
from fulminous :
This is my personal rating system for the cities of the world: Chicago = blech. New York = whoozieweehauken!!! Conclusion: New York New York New York. It's SO worth it. Even if it IS hard and expensive and stressful, it's New York!!
from andyzero :
Botcha me, I botcha you - I just played Rosemary Clooney in the store they other day. She's totally worth owning - especially for listening to while cooking. May she rest in peace.
from fulminous :
WOW! Welcome to the way my brain works on a daily basis! Except I usually have more Julie Andrews.
from addicted2ski :
Oh, yeah, and the actual point of that last message was to say that if you've got a Funcoland anywhere near you, they sell the old-school games for next to nothing. Good luck finding one!
from addicted2ski :
8-Bit Nintendo, totally. I've had mine since '88 and I'm not planning on replacing it anytime soon. Gimme Mario and Tetris anyday!
from rabidbadger :
Happy Birthday! In your honor I have actually updated my diary. Feel very special. BTW - which thrift shop provided the B'day shirt?
from chelle1979 :
Hey. I found your diary on the Top 100 thing. Decided to surf in because I'm from Newark, OH (aka NERK) originally. I'm now living in nice warm Virginia Beach, VA (not really warm right now, but at least we don't have any snow. Just wanted to say hi since I've been reading your diary for a while. P.S. If I had to hear about my best friend's birthday and how he celebrated it for an entire week, I would be burnt-out from hearing about it by the middle of the week. Glad to hear the hotel party went okay for you though.
from fulminous :
I am completely jealous of you and your hotel suite party! And when I'm hosting something, I miss all the good stuff too.
from hucksterfinn :
happy happy! birthday birthday!
from addicted2ski :
My b-day is a week before Halloween. I still feel pangs of jealousy when I see a jack-o-lantern displayed before my day.
from hucksterfinn :
ok, two things. 1. do not be in public when finishing part 3 of glamorama. 2. you can be on the real world until you're 25.
from taik :
*bows* thanks for the name.
from hucksterfinn :
if you haven't seen valley of the dolls, you are clearly NOT gay.
from taik :
nifty :)
from mugbug226 :
Your diary really made me laugh (in all the right places, anyway). The reason I checked it out is because I'm also from Ohio... and I don't know whether I'm in the same city as you or not, but we got a full 3 inches of snow here today. I think that's more than we've gotten in three years. Yikes. PS - I think I'm in one of "Drunken Jens" classes (or maybe just a friend of hers?)..
from fulminous :
I have been wishing for a nice li'l flask ALL DAY. Mmmph. Tick tock, goes the VERY SLOWLY MOVING clock. (grin)
from taik :
Hey, I found your diary on the top 100 diaries. I like it. :) greetings and farewell. -taik
from addicted2ski :
Ha, your friends need to chill out about the cargo pants. I regretfully own a pair of DRAWSTRING army-green cargo pants that I wear frequently. Okay, so I just wear them around the apartment. When I'm cleaning. With my circa 1994 Pearl Jam shirt. When nobody's around. But what good is life without taking fashion risks? :-)
from fulminous :
<LAUGH!> I worry about hurting people's feelings via an inadvertent Googlesearch all the time. I squeeze out one, single, solitary, slowly-falling tear. And then I probably make fun of them some more.
from fulminous :
I'm so with you -- my office just told me they wanted to buy me a cell phone. They even SAID it was so they could find me. At any time. <gulp>
from addicted2ski :
Ack! A bar crawl on a Sunday! Sometimes I wish I weren't in the middle of the bible belt. Okay, most of the time. As soon as I find a remedy for the puffiness, you'll be the first to know. ;-)
from hucksterfinn :
sly fox! let's go ALL the way. or samantha fox, cause naughty girls need love too.
from andyzero :
I just downloaded "The Promise" by When In Rome the other night. It pleased me. But what should really get some attention is Dead Or Alive's "Brand New Lover." Awww, yeah.
from hucksterfinn :
tiffany! are we alone now? do you think?
from hucksterfinn :
it is important to understand the difference between northern and southern california, or simply no cal and so cal for short. i've lived in both so hear me when i say, just don't move to los angeles. end public service announcement.
from sunshingal :
I am so serious, you crack me up. It makes me laugh when you talk about people, I truly enjoy hearing your theories on life! Keep writing, it truly makes my day to sit at work and catch up with your "life" and laugh, sometimes with tears. Have a great day and smile!
from hucksterfinn :
city by the bay or just The City, as in Tales Of. do not ever refer to san francisco as "frisco". this could lead to significant bodily harm. oh, and brotherly love is Philadelphia.
from hucksterfinn :
never expect your life to be like audrey hepburn's. i mean, she was AUDREY HEPBURN, for chrissakes! us mortals can only dream.
from hucksterfinn :
ok, so i've been catching up on your backstory and i must agree that it would be great to see those "for your consideration" ads in variety touting yourself for outstanding lead performance in a comedy series. i'm not sure what YOUR theme song should be, but mine is Super Trouper as performed by the A*Teens. somewhere in the crowd there's you.
from hucksterfinn :
on her second appearance (after she "makes it"), she performs we connect. god bless the internet.
from hucksterfinn :
stacey q? remember when she played cinnamon on a very special the facts of life? in fact, it may have been a two-parter, though i may just be confusing the return engagement she had later that season or the next. were you aware that she has a greatest hits album? greatest hits?! she only had the one (well, maybe two, but come on, that's stretching the definition of greatest and hits beyond all mortal bounds).
from hucksterfinn :
glad my words offered some perspective. i'm typically much less dreck and much more droll, but sometimes you gotta roll with the serious, man. cheers!
from andyzero :
I'm taking a bar respite, too...it was rathe rnice this weekend, actually. You forget how much fun you can have without posing.
from fadeintoyou :
LOL! When I posted my last entry..I typed in dairyland.com also...I do that quite frequently...I almost wrote about it...but didn't want to feel like an idiot...lol..
from mrwillowby :
i took a class at the adult community center but all i learned was how to embroider on my members only jacket. so far no compliments! ridic!
from andyzero :
Diggin' your scene...your entry about your ex was so familiar it was frightening.

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