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that category page will be fantastic for my daily two minutes hate. even better, i haven't heard of most of them, so i have fresh new targets for my aimless fury! oh boy.

from stepfordtart :

Oooh, can I join your Ginormous Mortgage club? Ours is so massive and unwieldy that it actually sometimes keeps me awake at night. We have no hope of ever paying it off even if we work til we are 500 years old. In fact, even if L should die and his life insurance paid out, I would still be left with over �100K of the bastard thing. *weep*. s x

from ping-island :

oh wow, thank you. i think i used to be aware rationalwiki existed, back in the days when reading conservapedia made me laugh and not cry, but i didn't know they talked about dumb conservatives not on the internet.

from omfggwtf :

haaah! it's probably all right what everyone is saying but i'm extremely stubborn and have the tendancy to make matters worse for myself. i don't think i'm just ready to completely give up yet, i just want to see what happens next.. but i'm sure he won't stick around much longer anyway. hey ho. life goes on so people say. what a fucking shame it is though.

from stepfordtart :

*if. *slaps self* Meant 'OF',of course. s x

from stepfordtart :

"swamp beasts' onanastic gymnastics" = best description EVER for 'ugly guy, wanking'. There was some coffee snortage during the reading if this entry so thanks for that. s x

from stepfordtart :

I linked to you today - hope thats OK. s x

from omfggwtf :

gasp. oh no! ahhh yeah i thought it'd be something like that. goddammit! sigh. better luck next time, aye haha.

from sassymcgee :

Oh and here's the secret why women love shoes...They are the one article of clothing that looks the same no matter how old or fat we become. Shoe size doesn't change if we gain a few pounds or a new wrinkle. Now if one was to gain a 100 pounds... MAYBE a different story. Plus some are effing CUTE! LOL!

from sassymcgee :

LOL! It's good to know that some people are like me...My friends typically laugh at my "girlie" moments.

from insanegerbil :

have you actually seen her shoe collection?i'd be surprised to know she was telling the truth.....anyways, just wanted to say that i love when you randomly mention your wife.it is so beautiful.awwww.

from stepfordtart :

I am eating my celebratory cake and snorting bits of it outta my nose at "sun wang". I dont have particularly good books, btw, Im just a bit short of shelf space - hence the bowing. Im claiming the cake anyway, tho. s x

from stepfordtart :

I havent actually read anything as entertaining as your diary in a VERY long time. Kudos to you. Im delighted to hear that my porn habit isnt my fault - is there some compensation I can get someplace from whoever taught me how to use a search engine? Oh, and as far as I can see, Mary Ann Layden needs a damn hard shag. s x

from stellarrobot :

Ha! Balls deep. You have a thrilling turn of phrase. Also, what is this football you speak of? Is this some sort of sporting activity I should be aware of? :D

from veganese :

thankyou :)

from veganese :

i know youre right,i know i should wish he wont come back, yet i still love him.im not really sure what to do with myself.i feel like this is all a crazy dream.thankyou for taking the time to write to me.

from ping-island :

i am so disappointed to not like them! they look like such a good time. hopefully i just got a bad batch or something.

from stellarrobot :

I just wanted to say that I am sorry about your J, that is the absolute shit-ness, and just go ahead and dick-punch God anyway. I'll help! Medical Receptionists are sidekicks of Satan and it sounds like public health needs to get it's shit together everywhere. I'm all for public health-care, but it needs to be adequate. I don't understand why it is so hard for them to manage to meet BASIC standards.

from imatwin :

It's good to know I'm not the only one. :)

from annanotbob :

Paninis is my least favourite double plural, which annoys me because there's no way of mentioning it without sounding like a cunt. That article about lego was fab - thanks for linking.

from insanegerbil :

you know, i met my husband when i was 20...and he didn't tell me his age-he told me to guess....so i guessed 24...because, that is an old age to a 20 yearold, and i knew he was older-yet he looked young for his age. turned out, he was 34...by the time i learned that, i was already head over heels in love (took about 5 days of non stop conversation before the true age was revealed)... i feel for the girl who you told that you were 42...it can be difficult to accuratly guess agessssssss......i can barely wait til i'm older to do the same thing to other young folk and get my revenge...although, i still love my man-kinda a good thing i didn't know he was so old!

from ping-island :

hah! i wish they WOULD try to protest the center. impromptu lgbt pride parade team GO!

from ping-island :

you know, i really have no idea. columbia is pretty liberal for its location, so i'm not sure anyone would mind too much. or it could just be that people don't know about it and thus aren't offended. i imagine only people very involved with the culture would be aware of things like that; i never even know what's going on unless i actually go to the center and check the calendar.

from insanegerbil :

lmao @ the very hungry caterpillar.......

from submarine3 :

Yeah, you're right about that. It's unfortunate but true.

from submarine3 :

It's fine! And it is disappointing that there are such prejudices; no one can stop freaking out long enough to learn about what it is they're so scared of!

from submarine3 :

I live in Canada, but it's really not that much different from the US in that way, I guess. When you learn about the political spectrum in school they basically teach you that the middle is the best and the far left is the worst :(

from hbaybee :

Hay there, you requested a review some indeterminate amount of time ago, are you still interested? If you are, just note us back, if not, no hard feelings. Thanks! -Amanda

from insanegerbil :

man, i love that you speak your mind...in intelligent text.i can conversate on the same level, but for some reason, i choose not to in my diary. still, it is refreshing to read. i read your entries and it is the same shit my husband says, in proper english...so in short, your diary makes me love my husband even more and i thank you for that.

from green---eyez :

yay for freebies! i always get 'freebies'...innocently of course. be it bananas, birthday cards, spice jars or whatnot hiding under bags-for-life or missed by me and cashier. going out with milk 6pters was a regular thing when i had a buggy and it'd be put underneath so my basket wasn't too heavy to carry. we're only talking about Tesco here so my guilt is zero! and i wasn't deliberating nicking stuff-honest! :) should go for more expensive things in future lol

from green---eyez :

was it your b'day? sorry i didn't say have a happy one when it was more relevant. :) baby rabbits and kittens are the best things ever.

from annanotbob :

Hahaha! I enjoyed that rant - it reminded me of when I was young and stupid(er) and went to Amsterdam in Feb, wearing long droopy flares and a floor length woolly cape. It pissed down with rain, we were staying in a hostel that kicked us out all day, the water wicked up to my armpits and I did indeed end up with bronchitis. But I love my Uggs. They may look like shit but I haven't had cold feet once since I bought my first pair. x

from stellarrobot :

Muse juice...bet it tastes like Mountain Dew. With just a hint of cinnamon.

from stellarrobot :

I need to get me some sort of muse action...sounds tasty.

from fangbanger :

Haha, I see. I won't let him meet everyone just yet anyways... I am not sure where I want it to go anyways, I just want me some sex :D. Fingers crossed he doesn't turn into a weirdo.

from dovesanddust :

Thank you.

from fangbanger :

Uh oh. Now you have me worried!! What does it mean if they wanna meet people before we have had lots and lots of sex?! I had best make sure we get lots of sex in at the weekend�

from call-me-out :

Thanks for the encouraging note. A nice gesture from a stranger is deeply appreciated. It's especially nice when the stranger has an extensive vocabulary and knows how to use proper grammar. Kim

from insanegerbil :

Thanks for the note, for 2 reasons. 1, because I honestly believe you when you say you find your wife completely attractive-provided she isn't obese. This note has instantly made me feel more comfortable around my husband. And 2, it is refreshing to read a diary that involves both a passionate vent and an advanced active vocabulary with few grammatical errors. Plus, Sven is my favorite name to say, that's a bonus.

from jimbostaxi :

The Chinese take all the millions of quid they make off selling shitty air pumps to buy american politicians and perfect weapons of mass destructions for world domination. I'm going to get ahead of the curve and learn Mandarin :>)

from amazinfuckup :

Once time was a guy who rewrote things that had happened to me like they had happened to him. The other two were girls who threw several key sentences/paragraphs I wrote into their diaries/lives and made it fit. Either way, it's pretty dumb, haha.

from fangbanger :

I knew I forgot something...

from catsoul :

Your writing today was so true about people...especially that father and the balloon. People tend to rationalize that it is always someone else's fault. The part about your birthday is great...especially about the love making part. My husband is going to be 55 this year, and trust me, he says he can do it twice a day, so man you got alot more life in you!!! Take care. =^..^=

from green---eyez :

Aww that's lovely to know. :)

from soulstyce :

*hugs* <3

from stellarrobot :

Ahem. Did I mention that I am a robot?

from stellarrobot :

..."the wee man". Oh gosh, that is so cute I just want to muss up someone's hair, grinning maniacally. I'll settle for my own at such short notice.

from fangbanger :

So far it is the most painful thing I have experienced. I felt so faint afterwards, I had to sit/lay down for about 15 mins afterwards. Doesn't hurt so much now. :D I am indeed holey.

from stellarrobot :

CUNTBUCKET!!!!!!!! THAT'S A SCREAM. (HENCE MY SCREAMING).

from fangbanger :

I love willies.

from green---eyez :

you gotta love the school runners!

from fangbanger :

Haha, I so agree with Stellar's comment. Anyways, I used to smoke a lot... now not very often, and I miss it once in a while.

from stellarrobot :

Oh golly goodness, we are fellow conveyor cruisers! I love the way the person in front will put a divider in between and shoot and the look as soon as I start loading my stuff on. Hello! There's about a metre of space between our PACKAGED PRODUCTS I don't think you're going to get my cooties if our products touch. Bah. Now I use the self-check-outs which just leads me to have self-check-out-rage - I don't think I can win in a supermarket. I should just steal.

from moomoos :

haha! why thank you! :) :)!

from stellarrobot :

Also, welcome back.

from stellarrobot :

Also, squeak.

from stellarrobot :

Hey now! How dare you imply that no one in this diary community has brass balls. My brass balls are the biggest and shiniest of them all. And you're not allowed to play with them.

from fangbanger :

Squeak

from stellarrobot :

Bahaha, my sugary tits just got rushed the fuck off.

from stellarrobot :

Firstly, I think I am going to have a nightmare about a civit. What the? Secondly, the only reason anyone buys anyone else a drink is to get into pants-age. Which is why I am busy not only buying my own, but everyone else's.

from green---eyez :

I despise bollock talk, so poor me as many people round me are very good at it. That Civit creature is cute and cool. That actually made me smile. Something I thought I wouldn't do today. I'm in a cranky mood.

from stellarrobot :

And I buy my own drinks tiger.

from stellarrobot :

I'm just not interested in checking out dude's pants. Obviously I'm too busy talking dirty and looking at other people's cleavage.

from green---eyez :

I feel I'm getting less sociable the older I get. I like people but I prefer my own company more and more. I just get annoyed too easily! Or do I just hang around annoying people?

from jimbostaxi :

This question is for Svenhard the enightened one and came to me after I stopped short and my head hit the tequila bottle on my dashboard. Is god a mathematician? If he's not how do you explain the appearance of Phi 1.618 in every aspect of our life? Excuse me now while I pass out..........zzzzzzz

from jimbostaxi :

Hmmm I consulted my magic 8 ball on the topic of denialists and it told me what I'd already expected their outlook is not so good. Then just to see if my magic 8 ball was working I asked it if you were the real Svenhard? It said MY SOURCES SAY NO!! I am crushed....... what next no Easter bunny? No Santa? Its difficult enough to drive with this damm tequila bottle rolling from one side of the dashboard to other now I have this on my mind too!!

from stellarrobot :

I think I just got my first hard-on, picturing your rapture garb. Thank you.

from green---eyez :

just been going through some entries. nice to actually find a diary written by someone who speaks sense (about the denialists!) and from someone who comes from my sort of neck of the woods. Is the airshow in Suffolk? ;)

from green---eyez :

Thanks for the add/comment. I'm really looking forward to this diary too. Hopefully it'll provide me with some sort of therapy!

from fangbanger :

Thanks for putting me on your favourites. Makes me feel special haha. Now just if I could find that tall tattoo'd vampire.

from fangbanger :

Hey! Thanks for your nice comment :). Compliments are always much appreciated, and always cause me no end of embarrassment haha! I read a few entries of yours, LOVED the one about the fishing cat. Well mostly how you differentiated between the different type of commenters. Funny. Made me laugh. Anyways, thanks again :) x

from stellarrobot :

I'm going for the rapture-proof hot pants. Because I like Peaches. A lot. I also want braces. Just braces and hot-pants. What is your rapture garb? Can this be ordered online? I'll go check.

from stellarrobot :

Rapture-proof shorts? I'd love a pair of those. And marziflange is a total goer.

from stellarrobot :

You forgot to include sugar-tits in your list of likes. Shame on you. For who does not like tits constructed from sugar? Could there BE anything better?

from stellarrobot :

In reference to you entry 15.05.09: I applaud your flagrant use of the c-word.

from molly1-2-3 :

yeah, I guess so. and now I know of one more. I suppose it's only fair I read some of your diary and then comment on part of it.

from stellarrobot :

I refer to your entry dated 10.02.09: Nice use of the word miasmic! I think thats the first time I have read that word in da DLand hood. Cheers to stretching vocabs.

from dirtysweet :

um, thanks?

from annanotbob :

Sometimes a person needs to read a diary with free and apposite use of the word cunt. Well said.

from betchy :

i owe you an apology.....i havent been online since you left me a comment, so i am returning the favour now....thanks btw, i love comments. feel free to leave more!!

from somstar :

I'm a fan of the first picture myself.

from raven21 :

thank you for the advice and for being straight foreward every little bit helps

from wench77 :

little buzzy friends are a very cool thing esp "in addition to", rather than "instead of". :)

from wench77 :

GRIN! Well, maybe your girlfriend would like if you ADDED toys! Actually the human body is just fine as is. Have fun and play safe!! :)

from wench77 :

Thanks for the long note. I am totally amused that you think women buy sex toys and gay men buy sex toys. Um, gay men have hands too, and certainly if they are with a man have TWO dicks and four hands in the bargain. It is perhaps only 10 years now that women buy sex toys. Who keeps all those gadget shops open? Straight men. Just look at all the potions &vibrators (to get hard, to stay hard, to make you bigger, to excite your woman), all the blow up female dolls, the rubber fake vaginas. Walk into any straight sex shop and it is full to the brim with shit for straight men, or that they buy hoping to spice up their life with the wife (who is often cringing at the feathered ticklers and crotchless panties proferred). I go into gay men's shops and they have WAY LESS sex toys. Perhaps some dildos, but no blowup dolls, fake body parts to screw etc, but then most of the guys I knew who shoved rubber dicks up themselves were straight men who would never go for a real one. Most gay men go for a guy on the end of their rubber. :) So you might want to revise your "sex toys are gay" opinion.

from expendableme :

Thanks for the g*book entry. How do I use the word 'fuck' without it sounding like a swear word? The key, is to over use it, so everyone *thinks* it's a part of your normal vocabulary. Which in my case, is. :D

from wench77 :

Hiya! thanks for doing my adultkids survey. Fun answers. Yay for lego. About this question: "Have you ever roleplayed being a little kid with another adult?" Your answer:"seems a bit wierd, has Jacko done this survey ?"... um, I think the concerns were whether MJ has played with people who are NOT ANOTHER ADULT. :) Between adults I really don't think there is a problem if you pretend you are a spaceman, a gypsy, a vampire or their "Daddy". :) As for sundaes, is "100's & 1000's" a particular thing? or just saying you like lots of stuff?? Hehe. re prolific with surveys... I've done a few and once I have an idea in mind, they take like 15 minutes to write max, but remember I have started past september, so that is not so prolific. Though I am thinking of a new one. keep your eyes peeled! Also I will write an entry about the "dimmemories one"... I had forgotten I had googled most of those things to write an entry so everyone who said "WHAT??? that's before my time" could see what things were... like "what's Don Messer's Jubilee?" :) Glad i could help ya out on a slow day! tah!

from wench77 :

Onward to the next survey (so many questions and you just cannot get enough eh! If I could write 120 questions then you could just do ONE survey instead of 4! LOL!) thanks for doing the readytodie survey! I am curious where this "he cained,... having a bit of a lie down" tombstone is gonna be if you are dust scattered in the upper stratosphere! That sounds like flying about rather than lying down to *me*!! ;) What does "not gay enough for sex toys" mean?? Very curious. Hey, now you could just print out that page of survey answers and then your desires WILL be written down "that's the way uh-huh I like it uh huh uh huh!!"

from wench77 :

Thanks for doing the dimmemories survey. You are one of the few who remember the Bay City Rollers in all their plaid glory. I don't think Petula Clark was a hippie, I am not quite sure but I think she was more of the hairspray type than the longhaired type. I mean really, singing about the glories of shopping downtown instead of anticonsumerism! :D Your daddy mustve been a poor techieboy if you didnt get a color tv til the mid seventies, cuz my rich neighbor friend had one in about 1969... her dad was a dentist which says it all !8-track? 8-track? You don't remember 8-track?? :D Where did you live that there were 4-digit local numbers? That is cool! Maybe we had that in the country on the party line and I just forget. I am again amused by your "many questions" comment. There are 30 spaces for god's sake, so I write 30 questions! LOL!

from wench77 :

Hello! Thanks for going hogwild on my surveys page! I'm just reading the first now, gettinolder... I am amused you write "so many questions" at the end, and then go on to do another three surveys! Did you come up with this line or is it from an ad??: "yup, why lie when my moisturiser can do it for me ?" It's a good one, that I never have thought of, despite the fact that I DO use moisterizer and DO look younger than my age. Well, I wish ya the best with the male pattern baldness! On to the next survey!...

from blueofthesea :

Thanks for your happiness survey! I enjoyed filling it out. :-)

from wench77 :

hey, thanks for the amusing answers on my weapons survey! I cannot imagine anyone who doesn't actually polish off all their cheese in sheer days, and would HAVE 2year old cheese to use as a weapon, but what the heck! You're right about bites being nasty... apparently human mouths are pits of contagion, much much worse than dogs. And I just read your entry... I am sadly not surprised about the guy with ammo having gone through US security. I went into the US via plane 5 days before Sept 11, and I had in my fanny pack: one exacto knife, one metal 6" nailfile, one swiss army knife with 5 blades, and several other pointy things they dont allow now such as nailclippers. They sent em straight through the xray thingie and gave em right back to me to carry on the plane. jeez. They are doltoids. They are mostly interested in expanding police powers, cutting immigration, and chopping into civil liberties. Not airplane highjacking. sigh. tah! and thanks again!

from satellitebob :

thanks for taking the survey.

from svenhard :

holland's nice, southern germany's lovely, england's ok, don't bother with france unless it's the brittany coast (north-west tip) which is very pretty, austria's best for skiing, scandanavia is also pretty but expensive, czech republic is historically rich for towns and stuff like that....

from morticia13 :

Bonjour Sven, Interestingly enough...I may very well be in Holland in the early summer of 2004 (hopefully late May or early June) A close friend of mine and I are planning a Euro trip and are trying to decide which countries to wander through. I will let you know. Ah yes... the drama of X ... americans..pfft..the drama of america. I wont even go into that. Much love tish

from morticia13 :

WEll you have certainly left some interesting notes for me to read. Thank you for that. So .. about these pills...? Elaboration s'il vous plait? love and sorrow, Tish

from kristintracy :

Hey! So, you're in LONDON???? I am going there in January!!!

from snailpetal :

s*h*u*c*k*s

from frankiegyrl :

Hallo boy! Ah, you see I'm a mindreader... Not really. You mentioned Lucy somewhere kind of in between the lines (it was in a survey I filled as well, and then happened to read your answers, and then bumped into your diary, long story cut short). So now that I've revealed your secret fantacy, tell me the rest of it!!! It's cool that you like us scands, we are indeed nutty as hell (and not just the taste ;). And you on the other hand remind me of my other home, I used to live in London and miss the clubbing and the mates like MAD... Oh, and thanks for adding me to your favourites, my public isn't that great in number yet either, so it's always nice to get to know some new folks. Say hi to my lovely London and keep me posted on new stuff!!! -frankie xxx

from snailpetal :

well, you could have a copy of that pic, but i'm afraid i don't have no email for you

from snailpetal :

OOOH. The 414's legendary Sunday / Monday session...I used to be a bit of a regular, you would see some real club casualties there and I'm only talking about the fish in the tank upstairs. I hear they've really cleaned the place up now, no dodgy Turkish dealers or girls with stars drawn on using highlighter pens... :( ;>

from buniskae :

I would kill, maim, blackmail, perjure and thqueam til I'm thick for a stormtrooper helmet. And y'know, it's my b'day before it's Xmas...

from buniskae :

*Everything* is potential material. Just remember that... :p

from buniskae :

'Gentle Wisdom'...?!

from morticia13 :

bonjour mon ami, Well again thank you for your most charming message. I have never tried E. I have been afraid to do it b/c I dont want to suffer through the supposed depression that follows it. And yes you are right the C in the u.s. is not very pure... very cut with speed. Which I dont always mind. I am what I would call a light user. Lines/coke parties...not my thing. I like to save it strictly for recreational purposes... although if my stash is obviously very speedy sometimes I sneak a bump here or there during the week to gimme a little kick in the pants durning a long work day. I would love to come to the UK. I love clubbing and dancing. I live with my b/f of the past 5 years who is a drummer for a nationally touring rock band based here in Seattle. So generally I am more out and about in the underground rock scene than in the clubs. But there are some fab underground clubs here, especially the fetish/erotica theme based places that play some of my favorite industrial/gothy/club/stuff. Thank you for your thoughts. I have been trying to get over the e/d stuff...but as you can see in my diary, its a long and irritating thing. I wont bore you with the details. god this is long. sorry bout that. have a great week. tish

from morticia13 :

Hi there, Hey thanks for your thoughts on my diary. I was touched by the amount of detail you went into. I think I just THINK too much sometimes. I agree ... I need to relax...and just enjoy. Life is just too short. But I gotta say... with 15years of e/d ..one cannot just let it go. If that were true, hell, I would have been done with it a long time ago. Anywhoo... I just wanted to say thanks for your thoughts. tish

from swedishgirl :

hey nice of you to stop by and send me a note:) I am ehre now and then cos I am writing on another page too

from shysuiko :

sorry, i didn't mean to sound harsh. ^-^ i was just curios as to if i kne wyou. people usually don't note me outta no where. :p

from shysuiko :

um, thanks for the note, but one questio - who are you?

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