 My favorite diaries:
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andrew profile - diary |
| comments: "I then said 'No, it makes me want to set YOUR house on fire', which really wasn't much of a zinger, but I was sort of happy with it." |
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beautigirl profile - diary |
| comments: "A 92-year-old lady had her authentic teeth. That was really something." |
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cheesyweasel profile - diary |
| comments: "No one can make you miserable like your relatives can. Okay, I've overstated. No one can make you mildly irritated like my relatives can." |
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flicka profile - diary |
| comments: "These fucking crickets in my kitchen picked the right place to live. Although, they are getting to be a bit bold. I'm about to buy a can of Raid." |
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mangofarmer profile - diary |
| comments: "I have a blister on my thumb. This is highly annoying. And strange, as I have hardly over-exercised said digit as of late." |
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marysensei profile - diary |
| comments: "We decided our problem was 'we need money.' Our extreme methods included stealing, investing, and counterfeiting money." |
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notanias profile - diary |
| comments: "so i just wrangled my brother into coming with me, so that i have some member of my family there, so it doesn't look like i spontaneously generated or something." |
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porktornado profile - diary |
| comments: "So kids, let this be a lesson. Don't do nice things. Good does not come around, and if it does, it comes around disguised as a crazy rape monster." |
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princessreva profile - diary |
| comments: "And um... he looked REALLY sexy. I mean, so sexy that I'm kind of uncomfortable around him. I'm not used to him looking all... well, GQ." |
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unclebob profile - diary |
| comments: "So anyway... I conducted what has got to be the absolute worst interview in the history of mankind yesterday. How bad was it? I had to stop the interview halfway into it... in order to remove my clothing." |
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omniscia profile - diary |
| comments: "I also firmly believe that wine counts as a source of fruit." |
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sketty profile - diary |
| comments: "I visualised myself ripping the handle out of the smiling moron's hand, picking up the suitcase and hurling it with all my might over the edge of the pier and then laughing hysterically in the shocked faces of the witnesses." |
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dirty-angst profile - diary |
| comments: "I'd like to see what he'd do if I stopped my 'extracurricular activities' and only stuck to our regularly scheduled programming." |
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dinosaurorgy profile - diary |
| comments: "it'll look a lot like an angry lesbian 70's-Amazon-butch-bitch with a hankering for some slaughtering. Ought to be fantastic!" |
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omni102 profile - diary |
| comments: "Man, somewhere along the line, I got fuckin crazy and started buyin only designer shit. Must be the libra in me." |
My favorite music: |
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Scissor Sisters |
| comments: The perfect band. Campy, catchy, fun, but yet dark at the same time. I love them! |
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Duran Duran |
| comments: I can't get enough Duran Duran. I will sing along loudly if their music comes on in a public place. |
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U2 |
| comments: Keeping in mind that everything released after "Pop" was complete crap, though. But damn, this WAS a good band. |
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Disturbed |
| comments: The only band remaining from my "I'm hardcore because of the music I listen to" phase. Now I'm hardcore for other reasons. But I still really love this band. So that tells you something. |
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Robbie Williams |
| comments: You just gotta love that guy. And honourable mentions go out to Econoline Crush, George Michael, I Mother Earth, Moist, Finger Eleven, and Barry Manilow. Yes, you heard me. |
My favorite movies: |
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Scarface |
| comments: And not because loving this movie is the cool, urban, hip hop, gangsta thing to do. It's just fantastically brilliant. |
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The Godfather Part II |
| comments: How anyone could think that this isn't the absolute best Godfather film is beyond me. I heart evil Michael Corleone. |
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This Is Spinal Tap |
| comments: The funniest movie EVER. I don't care what you say. |
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show |
| comments: Too campy and cheesy not to love. |
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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan |
| comments: Sacha Baron Cohen is a comedic genius. |
My favorite authors: |
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Chuck Barris |
| comments: Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind and Bad Grass Never Dies had me captivated. The Game Show King was good for a more realistic look at his life. |
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Stephen King |
| comments: Who doesn't love the King? I mean, really? |
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L.M. Montgomery |
| comments: Because damn, I loves me some Anne Of Green Gables. Makes me wish I could have lived back then. |
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Sylvia Plath |
| comments: I'd be lying if I said I didn't relate to The Bell Jar at least a little. |
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James Frey |
| comments: I don't even care if he made up all of A Million Little Pieces. It's still fascinating. And then My Friend Leonard was even better. |
