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Wow, my desk is such a mess, I'd probably accidentally EAT my aromatherapy salts, "Oh THAT'S where I put that candy." Quick, call posion control, Breana ate something dangerous off her desk again.

from foxy-jeanne :

Yum, pizza. Grump sounds like a major pain in the arse. thank you for your nice comment about our anniversary! That was very sweet of you.

from hulabelly :

Thank you very much for your comment on my template. Jen designed it, and I couldn't be happier. I am soooo bug-tastic now.

from hulabelly :

<<squeeeeeeeeze>>ing you

from janest :

But maybe you're just the woman who is crying in utter frustration at how ridiculous (some) people/situations can be? I know that when I read your lovely words and get my back up and my nose out of joint, I'm not thinking, "Poor sad Schmance." I'm thinking, "You have got to be kidding me." And by "You" I don't mean you. You know? Anyway, I'm wishing you better days. And I like your sneakers.

from laura-jane :

Are you aware of the astonishing number of us who lurk here and think you are absolutely wonderful?

from rhubelerosko :

coming from the other side though he probably has eight thousand limited partners begging for more reassurance! he may say to them, "yes but we have complete trust in them" and they say, "yes, but we need proof!" its a vicious circle. good luck!

from fluffygurl :

I echo what others have said ack ack ack. Who does he think he is God? I mean it seems that all he considers is himself and god forbid if someone rains on the shiny happy parade that is him. Im so glad that youve made a decision about him. And if he tries to crawl back? Stamp on his little selfish head! Lots of love xxxx

from persephonee :

ack ack triple ack. schmance, i am panicking over the thought that i might have goofed by emailing you back at that address. (or even just that i said something that offended you.) please drop me a line to let me know if i have?

from hulabelly :

I am SO MAD for you. He is such a jerk. I know he probably reads your diary and maybe even this notes so I will take this opportunity to say "ASS!!" and suggest that you delete this note if you feel I am being inappropriate.

from hulabelly :

Do it. I double dog dare you.

from hulabelly :

You said it. I've gotta get some "Grow-a-Prince" seed mix or something. Do you suppose they grow hydroponically? Hang in there with J, they go through phases, you know. I have it on good authority (from my brother) that he'll always love his ma more, even if his dad is a bit more fun right now.

from hulabelly :

She was frightened. It happens to all of us, you know, superior ones. It's because you and I (besides being a bit tearful for no reason) are extremely beautiful and popular. We scare the peasant-folk. As for Gemini, he's obviously intimidated and weak willed. We must be careful to only date princes. These frogs are too much work.

from persephonee :

so it's motzei first-day kindergarten by now, right? hope it went well. been thinking about you.

from ghisabel :

Hmm....you and <i>I</i> seem to have a lot of the same interests. Do you date heterosexual gentile women several states away? No? Too bad...once can always dream. (Which is to say, there are plenty of folks who'd KNOW how lucky they are to have you).

from hulabelly :

Okay, so he's not interested in YOUR movie or dining choices and that makes YOU uninteresting? What? I don't even pretend to get it. I think you're very interesting. And I'm with you, a party at a bar is NOT a party. It's just people at a bar.

from fluffygurl :

Boys are just dicks. Thats my viewpoint these days. Expect nothing and whatever you'll get is a bonus (bitter moi?)I know how your feeling over the whole what about what I want to do thing especially this weekend. As for your birthday hell its your birthday if you want to sit in silence under your bed and embroider thats your choice cos its your day! Anyways in case I dont get online before then I hope you have a wonderful birthday hun. You deserve it!

from takemy-hand :

O.o male strippers? must say my dear...as much as I love a gorgeous man...it's way better when you know the person, and is not a cocky little *ahem* who thought his body was soo good, he could take his clothes off for a living. And what if you get someone like Phoebe from friends did (played by Danny DeVito..think about it.) Noooo! Get all your close friends round for a takeaway and traditional beer, if the weathers nice eat outside. Then go inside, put on some golden oldies, and dance like the old days :] thats what you call a good time!! I really liked your diary, the layouts really pretty plus your entries are really interesting!! well done x

from savasana :

Hi hon, thanks for the note. It's still hard, and the vet kind of botched it. Meh. I hope things sort out for you, too. It sounds really, really hard to continually defend yourself and the school, but I think it sounds like a great place for J (from what you've posted about it), and I think you are doing what you think is in his best interest, and that is always what's right. Stay strong about this, and know that I really admire your supermom skills! :)

from deb-e-ne-ne :

Oooooh, see, I was afraid of sushi too, but then I tried it and it was fabulous! If you like lox, you'll like salmon. Shrimp tempura rolls are good. You can also get philly/bagel rolls which have salmon and cream cheese in them. Yum! I had sushi for lunch Friday, dinner Sunday, dinner last night, and am going again tomorrow. Yes, I am certifiable.

from persephonee :

thank you, sweetheart. as for the safety of wearing a kippah: tell him to give me a call! i mean, it's not like we live in france, you know?

from hulabelly :

WHAT? You are NOT a loser. I never associate with losers. Also, I would never send a loser a present. You are fabulous! And anyone who says otherwise, is obviously a jealous loser.

from catnipqueen :

Hugs. You are wonderful! Sending my love from Texas.

from fluffygurl :

Blegh I know all too well how that feels (hugs) I second pj tell us about your vacation!

from foxy-jeanne :

Hrmph. Boys. On a better note, I can't wait to hear about all 1270 miles of your vacation! And I'm glad you're back, in an odd way. I was wondering when you guys were returning.

from ghisabel :

What about getting a roommate? Would that be too uncomfortable for you and J? Perhaps another single mom with a kid?

from hulabelly :

Ha! You said, "unhand yon onion rings!" That gave me a giggle...

from hulabelly :

Punching bag? Naw, go find Mark and punch HIM. If that's the reason you guys broke up, he deserve a big fat bag of wrenches to the lip.

from persephonee :

(heh. i need to write it down myself, i think: i'm sure i'll forget it again the next time a wave of terror hits.) so anyway, i don't think it will be any more effective for the blahs than granola, but you mentioned split pea soup the other day! do you have a good (ham-free) recipe? i was just thinking i need to make my own and stop buying ridiculous $5 organic packages with 2 servings in them. 2 very very small servings.

from hulabelly :

I'm just glad you knew what it was! I'm not the best at sewing, but I was very proud of the way your name turned out! I'm delighted that you like it!

from hulabelly :

Did you get something in the mail? If you don't know what it is, I can tell you, but I don't want to spoil it if it hasn't arrived.

from savasana :

Hon, I don't care what you say, you have it all, right there in that little boy. Just think, you made him. You ROCK.

from catnipqueen :

Hello! Just wanted to say hi and I'm glad you are focusing on yourself and J right now. Men are weird is what I've discovered lately. Especially the ones we end up dating.

from hulabelly :

Ummm...a guy who rides a unicorn is bound to be gay. Just a thought... :P

from hulabelly :

I sent you something in the mail today, doo daaah, dooo daaaah, you'll get it in three to four business days, all the doo daah daaaay...

from fungal-nail :

�Gee, she�s great. I think I�ll never call her again.� �You know, I like being with her. I think I�ll go away forever.� Oh do I know how that feels. But you don't want to get me started on that. I don't know... I don't find myself making very much sense so I don't know how I can expect other people to. People are confusing.

from foxy-jeanne :

You're an excellent parent, and you would be even if you had all the gold in the world to use to send J to school. Money does not make one a good parent, lots of love does and J is definitely lucky on that count. Besides, she's just a lady in a hotel. How bad could it be? :) Good luck with mark and gemini. Boys are so odd.

from fluffygurl :

But of course you should treat yourself. You have one of the most important jobs and no Im not talking about the bill paying one Im talkng about the whole mom thing. I think you should also treat yourself to a fabulous dinner wheter thats ordering your favourite takeaway or cooking it yourself. Because after all like the cheesy ad says "Your worth it!"

from ghisabel :

Glad you're feeling better. Mark sucks. You should've gone over to his house and licked all his spoons before the penicilin kicked in.

from hulabelly :

Kyle ate the whisker cake, even though I wimped out and told him it was whiskered before he ate it. I even showed him the whisker! He's gross.

from hulabelly :

<<squeeze>> I would totally go to the beach with you. I'm an excellent beach partner. And a pretty good floatation device in case of emergency.

from fluffygurl :

Call him. Stalk him until he gives you a reply. Please, hes a fully grown man and if he dosent have the balls to say hey its not working out and instead avoids you then make him squirm by making him talk to you. Men just like to stomp all over people as far as Im concerned (me bitter? nooooo)

from hulabelly :

Don't make me come to Chicago and smack the negative thoughts right out of you. I'll do it. You think I won't but I will.

from foxy-jeanne :

you're welcome. Thank you for letting me read about your life and get to know you in this little way, because it's very cool.

from hulabelly :

Stop. Take a deep breath. Not ALL guys are retarded. You know how sometimes we say, "Why are all the good ones taken?" Well, he could be a good one, so give it a chance, girl! :P

from deb-e-ne-ne :

Whee! I would love to meet you :) I'm sure we could get SB to join us as well. When is the reunion? You can e-mail me at silverd45 at excite.com to discuss more :)

from hulabelly :

Come on down, you are ALWAYS welcome at the Hula House! But not this weekend, or you'll have to hang out with Chinese dude. I'm going camping!

from laura-jane :

Just discovered that you are newly unlocked, and I've had a most wonderful time catching up. Mr. Allegedly Nice sounds Definitively Nice. Glad to read things are looking up..! --Laura-Jane

from hulabelly :

Are they insane? Are they snooty and super ridiculous to think you should PURCHASE a potential placement for your kid? Isn't that, like, illegal? Isn't that like giving money to a jury just IN CASE you get arrested and have to sit before them? So weird. I wouldn't feel bad. I'd be like, "Fine, I'll give it to you, but if I don't get finacial aid, I want me BRIBE back, thank you." Wow. Having kids is tricky.

from persephonee :

ack!! who am i kidding? we can't AFFORD to have children.

from ghisabel :

Clearly you are a particularly adorable, irresistable freak!

from hulabelly :

I don't like this intuition thing.

from fluffygurl :

Or he might not and might end up marrying him and living happily ever after! Just because Gemini was a silly immature boy dosent mean Mark is.

from deb-e-ne-ne :

Everytime you write about J I think, what a sweet boy! You're very lucky :)

from janest :

Ahahahaha! "The bread of affliction." That is one funny kid you've got there. I, of course, would encourage it. Maybe that is why I have no children. ;)

from hulabelly :

Olives are evil!! Evil!!! Ack! Yuck yuck! Noooooo!

from hulabelly :

Yo, I'm totally with him on the olive thing. Ick. Olive backwards is EVIL-O. Come on, that's not just a coincidence.

from hulabelly :

I know, right? High-maintainance, indeed. If I'm high maintainance, he must only consider DEAD PEOPLE to be low maintainance. It sounds like you've got a nice guy, though!

from fluffygurl :

Yay Im so glad it went well and that you gave him a second chance!

from deb-e-ne-ne :

I dig you. Not that I'm a boy (and not in the same way you want a boy to dig you), but just thought you'd like to know :) Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

from ghisabel :

You unhurt his feelings. That is the cutest thing I've heard all week.

from hulabelly :

YAY!!!

from foxy-jeanne :

Yay! I'll explain soon, I promise.

from foxy-jeanne :

Oh man, don't get any chemical peels - you are so beautiful and this girl at my gym got one and now she looks like raw hamburger was placed all over her face. But if you find discount laser hair removal, please let me know because this eyebrow waxing thing is no fun.

from fluffygurl :

Ha when J is fully gorwn and moaning about work you need to remind him of the naptime complaint. I personally think they should bring in Adult naptime. Work would be so much more fun. And those Zen people, well Ive never really liked them either they always seem a bit smug with the whole I am at peace with the world and myself blarney.

from catnipqueen :

You are a woman, as my aunt and I have begun saying, con sizzle. That's "with sizzle," so there, I said it.

from hulabelly :

I don't even know what tarte tatin IS, but go for it!

from hulabelly :

I would TOTALLY date you!

from foxy-jeanne :

I beg your pardon, you have tons of sizzle. But writing personal ads is somehow horribly, obnoxiously difficult. I was always trying to straddle the line between "I am irresistable" and "I could kick your ass if you are a creep, so no creeps please". Not an easy thing to do.

from hulabelly :

I just had to go look up "domicile" cuz I thought it meant something totally different. I'm special.

from hulabelly :

This kid threw my doll on the roof once, and my mom asked, "What did you do to him?" because she knew that nobody would toss my stuff around without a decent reason. You're a good mom.

from hulabelly :

You have the cutest kid ever.

from fluffygurl :

That is soo sweet. It put a smile on my face today!

from catnipqueen :

Okay, that is the cutest thing I have read in awhile.

from foxy-jeanne :

Good for you. And I promise, scoop on new job later today.

from persephonee :

(i should add that they seem to know what the nonkosher kind tastes like, which gives their ratings a bit more weight.)

from persephonee :

schmance, there were definitely single parents at my jewish day school. keep an eye out; maybe they're hiding. hey, wasn't it you who said you can't find any good kosher cheese? these people are on the same quest as you: http://www.kosherblog.net/index.php?catid=2&blogid=1

from janest :

I always want to do that and I generally do, and usually I come out feeling like worse for about ten minutes because the blank expression confirms the fact that I just care about everything way more than anyone ever. But then I convince myself that I am right to care about things and talk about things and goshdarnit, if I don't find someone who gets that, then no one deserves me anyway. It helps to have a superiority complex. Anyway, what I mean is that if I were a cool and together lady like you, maybe I could offer you advice. Instead, I gave you that. ;)

from persephonee :

probably everyone does have something like that, but do they get to work late because of it? that is the key question, i think. :)

from foxy-jeanne :

Ohhh, that is so cute! I love the way little kids are so honest about stuff sometimes.

from catnipqueen :

You are wonderful and fabulous and I'm glad you are feeling better.

from hulabelly :

Oh hooray! Hurrah hooray hurrah! I'm so impressed with your ability to put things in perspective.

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