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from bridgecity :
halee, i almost got hit by a train yesterday.
from crayon :
God damn it's glad to see you're back writing.
from samiam0341 :
Quitting feels gooooood!
from adumbration :
Halee, I was so close. I could almost ask you to 10-22 me. But, sadly, 10-99. I am coming to Texas - but only for a night. I am taking a cruise leaving from Galveston on December 23. Stupid Texas...way to big Andrea Do You Even Remember Who I Am Cairns PS what is your blinking new email address (okay so NOT new new...but new to my address book)
from hydrogeek :
A boy at my wok has the iPod nano. I'd never really lusted after an iPod until I saw it. I need some advice on procuring one of these gems for my own use.
from hydrogeek :
I've drawn a pig. It was surprisingly accurate.
from cdghost :
enjoy your words
from madamepierce :
auauahghghg! I can't believe you're back! Yay!
from heatherbird :
i've been reading your diary practically every day for some time now, it's my favorite... can't say that I've been as loyal to D-land as you have (moved to el-jay), but I think you're great and I'll miss you! http://www.livejournal.com/~heatherbird
from shokufeh :
I've enjoyed your blog, and will miss your humor.
from azimel :
Best of luck in the Life of Halee from here on out!!!
from rws0006 :
I think your diary is fantastic literature. I really think that.
from meeshapeesha :
American Gladiators was the shit. I thought they were running old episodes on Spike TV a little bit ago...And WWF did go downhill as soon as it became WWE. I can't believe i actually watched it. I went to the RAW! show where they announced that Shane bought the..the...the other wrestling organization. Whatever it was called.
from bridgecity :
bridgecity, halee!
from graveskull :
Did you take a beer? Cuz I would have! That fuckin' rocks! You gotta Giv'er even on the highway in traffic!
from austinliz :
I think it's important for you to know that you rock. Especially for the GWAR thing. Yay.
from rws0006 :
Hey, since you have that credit card, can I come also to Boston? This a dead serious question. In return, I will honor 3 dares in the middle of rush hour downtown.
from rws0006 :
I left this comment on my friend's liverjournal anonimously, and the computer asked me to verify that I was human. that was really creepy.
from heatherbird :
Cocaine as eyeliner? How did that work?
from graveskull :
Halee, I'm starting ampetamines (sp?) tomorrow... don't be mad... apparently they will help me focus and shouldn't cause any crazy mood swings. I will stop if they do!
from hinkadaloboo :
oh by the way your thing-e ma-jig is very in-press-ing......"your diary"
from hinkadaloboo :
well hey there you sexy dance-ing,shy-nee, fairy lay-dee i am hinkadaloboo it was sa-pose to be hinkadalobo but i love tie-ping with mit-tins on he he he
from ska-t :
it's agreed then... our destruction is imminent, due to the powers of Karaoke... and redeemable UPCs! "tsk... tsk... jeepers, i hope she's all right!"
from littlebub :
Ahhhh...I see you visited "The Chapel" when you visited Seattle. I love that place. The stools at the bar are too damn high though. Heights and alcohol don't mix! They have the best pomogranite (sp?) martini! Yum yum. We of Seattle are glad you enjoyed yourself.
from tattoobelly :
Is that from a Chick Tract? Because I love those tracts very much, in a "These are so ridiculous" way, not in a "I love Jesus and therefore I will leave tracts in public bathrooms" sort of way.
from ska-t :
yeah, the point was spewing and power chords, not intellectualism... the legacy of GWAR. check out igirl's diary... she was there, too. haven't looked at People for years... i'm the Weekly World News type. aliens, satan and Bat Boy... that's where i'm at.
from ska-t :
GWAR is a little ol' danceband from nearby Richmond (VA)... probably the most significant thing to happen to that town since Grant passed through. my English buddy (aka "Biggles" in the journal) used to live with Ron, who's a hell of a musicologist...when he's not spewing fluids.
from oh-yea-baby :
Hi halee my real name is Haley. thats kinda weird thats all i want to say bye
from graveskull :
Halee, someone added me as a favorite that likes Cornmo... I don't know who it is.... Also, you have to have a password to even read their diary. I didn't even know this was possible. Will you come drink beer with me this weekend?
from dooki :
OK, I think I'm in love with you. I know, I know, you don't even know me, nor did I offer you even a salad before telling you all this, but it's true. For the past hour I've been reading your damned diary, amazed at the time spent in graphing out correct answers to your self quiz. Holy crapping buckets. You rock, and not in a parkinson's kinda way, but in a musical crescendo of guitar vortexes kind of way. And...you're Texan, thank god there's another one of us on this diaryland forum. Thank you, thank YOU.
from biensoul :
I have a "Cookie Safari '86" patch also! *sigh* I made it being a junior, but only got the cool yellow triangle patch...odd.
from rws0006 :
kinda shows how people are manufactured. fast food tour. crazy. funny, though too.
from graveskull :
Okay, forget the gamblin' problem... What were you doing at the liquor store in the morning???!?!??!?!?!?!?!
from ska-t :
me? i've always had a thing for "You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man" and "Fist City." Country girls that kick ass... you go, Loretty!
from rws0006 :
pearls in the ocean are meant to stay there
from sukirella :
apparently someone already told you about fuh2. forgive me, I am a moron.
from sukirella :
I am oh so very with you in regards to the hummer hatred. My roommate and I are currently brainstorming ideas for offensive stickers to slap on all the parked hummers we see around the city. Check out fuh2.com. A lovely collection of people flipping off Hummers as they go by.
from graveskull :
you are on!
from eloes :
I hate hummers, too. I recommend <a href="http://www.fuh2.com/">this</a> for some laughs.
from rws0006 :
That's great! We should start a band.
from mymixedtape :
I agree with the whole mad cow fiasco. Most of my family lives on a beef farm in France and that's their only income. Mad cow is stupidly over exagerated. <3 Marie.
from kristintracy :
I don't know if you've seen this or not, but here we have someone who actually CALLED THE COPS on a cat: http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/state/121203_APstate_cat.html
from rws0006 :
man i started reading that and ididn't pay attention to the "don't read this part". i have to see that. anyway, are there anyparts of you diary that talk about how to write a good drinking song, because I'm finally getting gigs and need to write some
from samiam0341 :
Skid marks translates into Spanish as "Marcas de la resbalón".
from kristintracy :
Hi, Halee. How can I express my deep appreciation for your awesomeness without sounding like OMG LOL BRB, etc.? Basically, I can't. <3 kristin
from nerryna :
ooooh. i love dally and ponyboy and johnny too. well mostly..dally. heheh. cheerios.
from blueavenue :
yo there. my brother fixed my XP so that it looked just like Windows 98 or 2000 (whichever one i had before). not real sure how he did it, but maybe you could find out. yay for refusing to accept change or progress!
from forrestino :
Howdy wrestling fan. You might find it interesting that I've met Rowdy Roddy Piper on several occasions. He used to frequent the pharmacy I used to work at. He would always use the drive-thru and was obscenely nice. He still sports intimidating biceps. In real life, his arms are about 3 feet wide. And his daughter is SO HOT. Which is odd because his wife is kind of homely...Nice though.
from daphness :
i simply adore the flat stanley project. adore.
from kristintracy :
I heart you way too much every day and night. Hella love ~kristin
from stacey575 :
Best bedroom-mishap story - EVER.
from stacey575 :
As I read your entry about 'A boy named Sue', a commercial for Johnny Cash's album came on tv. *Cues the twilight zone music*
from rws0006 :
can i play that song at my next show? it's neato.
from eight-9-3 :
Could one ever tire of non-sideshow-sideshow-freaks?
from graveskull :
Did you know that webbed feet and extra digits are actually from a dominant gene?
from hissandtell :
You sound like such a fun date! And you pay your own way! I love your diary.
from kiss-a-frog :
"sibbie", "kid's book", and "caper" are definately up on my list, following TrogDor, Techno, and a few others you've already mentioned. Also, Teen Girl Squad is great.
from blueavenue :
you should definitely check out "techno" (on strongbad's email). it's by far the funniest one yet in my own not-so-humble opinion. i also enjoy "50 emails." "theme party" was a good one, though. ALSO check out marzipan's answering machine. a personal favorite.
from forshame :
don't forget how much the beastie boys love Boggle. "I'm the king of Boggle, there is none higher!...." Yeah.
from sunnflower :
Reading trishtastic and she meantioned the celebrity compatibility measurement tools - stopped by to check compatibilities and just wanted to say that you have a very cool diary!
from twelvebeer :
Hey Halee, the Blue Jays gave out Carlos Delgado Ducks a few weeks ago. They are just as weird. Love & Quackers, Flaming Moe.
from graveskull :
NOOOOOOO!!!! HOW CAN THEY DO THIS? BRITTANY HAS BLONDE HAIR! DAISY HAS TO HAVE BROWN HAIR!!!!!! WHY, WHY, WHY????
from graveskull :
Halee, what does No asteriks mean? I refuse to believe you loathed Cannonball Run or Red Dwarf.
from graveskull :
are you saying that a five year old sang these lyrics?
from sugarsnapp :
i found your diary from my friend dara's favorites and happened to read the entry about that "trick or treat" movie...I OWN IT!! isn't it the best!?! my favorite line is "airheads and braindeads are everywhere!" haha
from stacey575 :
Destiny - Dragging my hungover ass into work for overtime, when it's the last place that I want to be, but something urges me to go (need for money, perhaps?) and getting to work with the cutest guy on the opposite shift of mine. He will be mine, it's destiny. Okay, it might not work out that way, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
from mangus :
Why is Curiosity reviews stalking all us 12% people? I don't get it. Anyway, I am drawing you and you're wearing a t-shirt. Do you want anything in particular on it, or should I just do something fun like "Don't fuck with Texas"?
from graveskull :
shit you are funny. copy and paste that and send it to someone passive we both know... i never figured the whole stalker thing out till now... i was always wondering, why i didn't have any stalkers... because everyone was always saying our little friend had (has?) stalkers cuz she is so short... but now i know, i'm like courtney love, and she is like jodie foster... yes, this must be it... as terrible as it is to admit to being like c-love.... oh, who is this stalker of yours,that took you to beck... i do not know this story....
from discothekid :
Okay I give up. You are awesome. No seriously.
from patrician :
:) that was the funniest thing i read the whole day... i always take the stairs too :)
from rascality :
hey! my boy dwayne just bought Trick or Treat at walmart, along with Shaft. I'm glad it doesn't suck, based on all your spoilers. hey, I also asked for (and received) your same birthday present for my birthday, the amazing Atari 10-in-1. I feel like a copycat but I couldn't get enough of PONG.
from stacey575 :
Your diary always makes me laugh, had to add you to my favourites!
from ikeskeleton :
Battle Royale - I'm calling You out to little D, some time in the near future!! The high score gets braggin' rights to the feces pitchin' monkey!!! 300 VS. T2
from daphness :
oh, and i'm really really sorry that he didn't sing you a song.
from daphness :
i am quite jealous of your nonrelativerelativefriend mack. he sounds like a cool guy to have around.
from madamepierce :
I think another movie you would like is "Hell Comes to Frogtown." It features Rowdy Roddy Piper playing Sam Hell, who has to fertilize as many alien women as possible in a short period of time. Seriously, it rocks so hard.
from cavecanem :
dear Halee, I also have my own personal copy of "Trick or Treat". aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
from daphness :
congrats on your niece! and as for the texas thing, san antonio has always been a favorite city of mine. and i really like parking at the border and shopping in mexico. cheap and it's fun to bargain. yeah so anyway...have a good day!
from graveskull :
Cat Killers! Like Cory!
from ikeskeleton :
Shlitz er bohn!!! <-sp 4 sure!
from playwithme :
Shiner Bock Brewery, Shiner, TX
from rws0006 :
Buddy Holly Museum in Lubbock.
from graveskull :
halee, you can't get a tan. silly girl
from graveskull :
HALEE YOU LEFT THE CORNMO TAPE AT MY HOUSE>>>>>
from atgaspain :
If Andrew likes you, you HAVE to be good.
from daphness :
that reminds me of something a friend of mine's dad said once: "When you are at the race tracks bet on the horse that took a shit last...that one is sure to win cause he is as loose as a goose." yep, sure does.
from graveskull :
i forgot what i was going to leave a note about........ when can we watch the tape?
from graveskull :
halee, i think we might need to have an intervention... all you seem do write about is drinking... do we need to talk?
from rws0006 :
Oh, yeah, happy birthday. You're 26? Cool. I don't know any girls anywhere near my age. That's probably b/c I still live in Denton. This is Ron by the way.
from graveskull :
halee! dirk left me a note about the movie "over the edge" ! can we have an " over the edge" party? everyone can come over and we will watch it and then go down the street to the high school and start a fire, and throw some bottles oh wait ! i know, half of us can pretend to be parents, and those of us that are kids, can lock the parents in and.... what do you think? is it on?
from stacey575 :
Had to stop by and say that I hope you had a great day, it was my birthday today too, and mine was a blast! I enjoy your diary, your sense of humour is hilarious.
from samiam0341 :
Happy Birfday!!! Chug some geritol for me...
from rws0006 :
You're too funny. Stop.
from thecritic :
You rock! I'm excited that you're part of 12% otherwise I might not have ever found your diary. It's really awesome.
from ska-t :
...since Waylon Jennings has packed up for the Great Beyond, I think Ben "Cooter" Jones needs work for voiceovers. He ran for Congress in my district, and lost to a stone Republican. Bet he's got issues....
from perceptionss :
Kristin Davis all the way as Daisy Duke! Good Choice.
from ska-t :
An interesting side-step for your music list" Big Rig Hits (Country Music Hall of Fame). Worth it for "Girl On The Billboard" and "Widow Maker," alone.
from daphness :
colleen sounds a lot like me. except for, yeah, cool. i'm just also really small.
from daphness :
im really sorry about the gecko. enjoy the texas sunshine tomorrow and maybe you'll have a better day. i sure miss it!
from drunklazy :
It won't put your mind at rest, but there's an interesting article, that sounds almost as bad as a conspiracy theory, here: http://www.observer.co.uk/iraq/story/0,12239,914925,00.html
from heatherbird :
Hi Halee! I'm giving up chocolate for Lent even though I'm not Catholic. 2 days without chocolate so far and already it SUCKS big time. And I would NEVER give up That 70's Show.
from ska-t :
Hell, Fox moves That 70's Show around so much, I've lost it, anyway. I think I can do without hangovers for lent... I'll leave it at that. I was only Catholic for a month, once. I just wasn't Inquisitional enough.
from becsellent1 :
Hi there, Just ran across your Diary and I think it's great. Some of the stuff you've said recently sounded very familiar... especially about the weather and the city being shut down. SO I'm supposing you're like me and like in or around a certain Alamo city. Nice to know there's someone in (uh, or around) my city with a good sense of humor and life. Becsellent1 P.S. you should submit your undies to Blue Star as an art piece.

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