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remington rand typewriter same presicion as the rifle made by the same company strange to think of words and bullets clip and stock alongside typewriters same smell of oil and dust the ink the swab swept through the barrel lands and grooves the clip fat with lead and gunpowder the keys annointed with sweat and bacteria coffee and nicotine the sound hammering away semi-automatic thoughts carooming out like tracers across a fresh page

from chairvegan :

yeah, yeah, i know who gives a fly fucks ass, that i cant spell?

from misspinkkate :

Come take the new survey just for "Queer Eye" fans, fab5fans, created by me!

from puddleglumm :

i'd rather i'd lose my limbs than let you come to harm

from puddleglumm :

*in best Jan Brady voice* you can't be me! I'M me!!

from countryyard :

those are all good ideas. thanks! in fact i'm going to my school dance (don't laugh) and the theme is Barbies and pirates. naturally my choice is pirate, so hopefully i can start my costume there ;)

from puddleglumm :

you big fat bigot, hoping for white vinyls. psh.

from mid-haze :

ah hahahaha I would like your banners very much so.

from puddleglumm :

i'd love to see someone develop lead poisioning from graphite. i came to tell you "hello" and how much i'd like you to be here with our ticonderogas, writing about pig innominates and xiphoid processes. pigs have many processes. they just don't tell us.

from vamosajugar :

potential lead poisoning? quite engaging

from puddleglumm :

oh damn. you're gone aren't you? you have to be gone being all smartsy and studying for big college entrance exams, ooohhhh you're a bad-ass. i love you and your pearls.

from morrisey :

please make me a comment. any comment. like a cake. for mister posterity. and for me and my nan. and efrim. and efrim two.

from puddleglumm :

if you're miscellaneous, then perhaps you're et cetera too. if you were, i'd have to adopt you. and then we'd have squirrels for tea.

from puddleglumm :

dearest whore of babylon, I ask thee in the sincerest words, what was thine essay's topic that you so gracefully received the first letter of our Phoenician-derived alphabet on?

from puddleglumm :

my viola was filled with water; so i turned it over and out came the water. and i say: "WHA HAPPENED?!"

from puddleglumm :

i've terribly taken a turn, for the worst now i fear

from puddleglumm :

if i'm to be portrayed by guarini, i shall commit suicide soon so my operatic character will die early on, as a scarifice for the audience.

from puddleglumm :

bleach me to death. i ripped my tongue. you ripped a chord. we wrote in our journals. we are so beautiful.

from babyshamble :

fuck no way! i saw part of that movie the other day and thought the exact same thing! they've got the same nose...

from babyshamble :

who's judd nelson? oh, and are you going to the strokes show in late oct.?

from babyshamble :

you know what, i'm not surprised. and yes, he is in a way. well, many ways. but i still love him and think its a bit unfair. what do you think of carl?

from babyshamble :

...free pete doherty?? *sheepish grin*

from booksofwilde :

would you make a diary ring just because i asked you to? oh, this is ariel by the way :)

from reganesque :

hey lady it'll be okay, ive been in a similar situation to yours and its really hard and im nowhere near being through it, but, uh, actually i have no idea what im saying. im here if you wanna talk though.

from love-drew :

hi. not sure how this whole locked diary things works. Here's your passoword for darkflora: chacha . I don't mind if you spread it around to anyone. Except my family!

from babyshamble :

"...and spoke of chasing the trains home" well i love it :)

from babyshamble :

argh how DO you write so well?? p.s. where is the quote on your front page from?

from puddleglumm :

i had my first instance of having a shot drinken from my navel. i also have writing on my back. i know not the words written, and i shall not know until i develop my roll of film. mysterious, is it not?

from janet-nadine :

neat! can't wait

from puddleglumm :

if you want to look at my feet, just ask. you dont have to be a goddam sneak about it.

from reganesque :

hey lady, do you live near the T dot? props guy!

from morrisey :

*sneezes*

from scolopaxband :

we are the new kids on the block, but with sex and politics, and we rule with an iron fist. we are the new band... the night we were formed, your daddy cried. check us out, we know you're cool. www.scolopaxband.cjb.net

from puddleglumm :

i once had a jumpsuit that i turned inside-out and painted the Louvre on it. it hangs in my closet beside my pearl-snaps and my brother's jui-jitsu outfit thing. i hope your kookiest dessing award will hang proudly beside my portrait in your future home. it's the only decor one needs i believe. oh damn, there goes my ego again. hello hello hello kisses e. body

from vamosajugar :

my friend catherine drew a picture of John Keats' grave on her book. and I was going to sew a heart on my shirt but now, I'll have to settle with just lyrics

from mid-haze :

you can try the best you can you can try the best you can the best you can is good enough

from janet-nadine :

hey, you should send me your address so i can send you care packages. i'd like a correspondent.

from babyshamble :

merrily i come aboard matey! p.s. i even have a scarf tied round the head to complete the look

from babyshamble :

i just got "the queen is dead"...haven't listened to it much yet but its supposed brilliance...

from babyshamble :

i love your rings, esp. the rapture, moving units and typwriter ones. oh! and the spandex one. p.s. you like the smiths right?

from jealouslover :

(I stole your link from pumpkinjacks notes for the new strokes songs! thank you oh so very much, you're rockin')

from puddleglumm :

this school year resolution should be christened with a freshly knit sweater.

from fuckmyname :

thanks for the compliments about monsterlove :) i appreciate it. and i use an HP digital camera. and my friend got her rad stalkings at some store in san francisco i think. hehe. bye bye now.

from love-drew :

thanks for signing my guestbook. And for the website for that ian curtis bag. I'm such an joy division junkie. I think I'll pass on the thong, however. You could make something like that if you tried. (the bag, not the underwear, I mean.) We all believe in you. For now, start with the butt sex shirt, and watch yourself evolve. bye bye.

from vamosajugar :

I think the appropiateslashcreepiness of the butt sex shirt would depend on where you wore it and who your audience was. Say I wore a butt sex t-shirt in front of my 8 year old sister. Not cool. But you don't have any of those siblings to worry about, do you?

from janet-nadine :

that would be radical. do it!

from reganesque :

No, a butt sex shirt wouldn't be creepy. What would be creepy is making your young son wear an I (heart) Michael shirt. But I want to do it anyways/

from sexkitten666 :

hee hee! well thanks for letting me join yer ring :D

from reganesque :

Hi sweety, thanks for your note, it made me happy. I just read a lot of your diary, and I'm really impressed by your writing. Jesus, and you just turned 16. I'm jealous.

from janet-nadine :

you are so fucking cool.

from joanmyfriend :

I dont understand and im lost on diaryland, but im writing a note I think

from ghanima :

I added him because he seemed interesting. Now that he has locked it, I will certianly remove him. The thing is, so many are horrible in Diaryland, I jump at anything even moderately good. I added him because I wanted to see how he would develop--perhaps the better question is why does he have me on his if he hated my writing so? I did not mock his writing per se, but the cliched aesthetic in which he writes. I was so stunned at the temerity of his comment I saw no trouble in pointing out that I have read his like in a hundred high school poems. It is, on the whole, less harsh than what he said to me.

from ghanima :

have no idea what to make of that note...thanks for leaving it, I suppose.

from morrisey :

sorry, i fucked up your notes

from puddleglumm :

Does a bunny-made beaver dam count as chic? If so, mail all letters and mixtapes to moi.

from headsnotrite :

alima! i have missed you as well. i think of you everytime i see polka dots. don't ask why.

from morrisey :

number one: send me the ian curtis bag. number two: there are no more numbers.

from love-drew :

Thanks for the welcome to the friendless ring. No problem about the code, isn't that what it's there for? Take it easy. --love--

from puddleglumm :

it's either the gold speedo or the lavender strapless one-piece. i can never decide.

from puddleglumm :

i hope to be able to see the TNT explosion. I'll sit out on the lawn with my swimsuit on and watch the festivites.

from ray-jay :

handshakes and milkshakes! this is the ra(y)ge! i just realised that i joined alot of the same diaryrings as you... i'm sorry, i'm not a stalker or anything.

from ray-jay :

handshakes and milkshakes! this is the ra(y)ge! i just realised that i joined alot of the same diaryrings as you... i'm sorry, i'm not a stalker or anything.

from puddleglumm :

HAPPY BURFDAY! (from 50 Cent and me)

from vamosajugar :

you know, I noticed Selma's nice boobies in 'Frida'. and I just now noticed that frida is 'Friday' without a "Y". aRe here boobies real? Does it matter? Could you make a cool name out of everyday of the week by eliminating the Y? The answer to these questions will no doubt lead you closer to nirvana.

from janet-nadine :

ooooh! have SO much fun.

from nine-stars :

Alima! you dirty rat, how are you? What happened to your other diary? your font is too tiny...me no see. :( hmm well I have to go add this to my favorites now so yes, good deal. i'll talk to you later okay? oh yeah, did I ever send you the PS to my diary?

from puddleglumm :

oooohhh scandalous!

from puddleglumm :

we all like making ourselves sad, honey, it's part of being a homo-sapien with clothes.

from puddleglumm :

i bet you spilled juice on your book. and now you're looking for someone to blame it on. I've seen notes like this, ones about people giving people viruses.

from puddleglumm :

but mummy i don't want to be faaaaaaayyyyymous

from vamosajugar :

little kids get the best of everything: clothes, book bags, homework assignments, everything. I want day-of-the-week underwear.

from puddleglumm :

I'm guessing that 'punch-drunk love' is a bit longer than 'pretty in pink.' I'm also wondering why I'm not writing my mnasterpiece...

from puddleglumm :

yeah well i have a bright lime green hearse that has your name in that nasty scroll writing that hispanics write "rodriguez" on their cars with

from puddleglumm :

yeah well i have a bright lime green hearse that has your name in that nasty scroll writing that hispanics write "rodriguez" on their cars with

from puddleglumm :

i'll mock the dyslexics when and where i want. name the basketball court and i'll bring the chalkboard and dictionary.

from puddleglumm :

well hello there dyslexia

from puddleglumm :

i'll spam yo' face wid my fist

from puddleglumm :

cocksmooch? whaddya think i am? and i have experienced the love between a woman and her backpack. i was the backpack.

from puddleglumm :

BEEYATCH!! So you're just gonna wear Larry the first day, get his hopes up, then leave him in the closet? you mean-spirited cheerleader-slayer

from puddleglumm :

the larry bag's deck woman. wear it in pride, like the heart on your cardigan sleeve.

from musicguy :

Don't get your hopes up. I don't think I'm going to post on here that much. Just felt like setting the record straight so that if someone tried to use my site as a justification that "true love" DOES exist, they'd get blown out of the fucking water.

from puddleglumm :

oh..it's gone back since the days where he'd sit on top of me and make me try and lick my elbow. finally one day i grabbed a pair of pliers and stretched my tonuge to my elbow and we've lived happily ever after.

from puddleglumm :

cobtest or not, madam, my filing cabinet owns your behind, and it likes it. it even has a leash for your tootsy. i believe he told me you opted for the spiked collar...may we say "rawr?"

from puddleglumm :

LONG LIVE EL GOXXIP IN SPANDEXXX!!! ART+MOVEMENT+FAT CHICKX+SPANDEXX=ULTRA-GAGGING!!!

from puddleglumm :

I hope you like the spandex you're wearing tit-face, cos my filing cabinet's gonna squash you and take your neehi's. yes, the leather ones. the ones you use for your masochistic pleasure.

from puddleglumm :

my filing cabinet's gonna beat your ass like my 7th grade pre-algebra teacher beat mine. with a paddle. cos i knocked on a door. anyhoo, be prepared and close the blinds in your windows. He's coming for you, and he's neon.

from replaceme :

I understand the pet communication. People just don't get it as well as most animals.

from babyshamble :

it's babyshamble without the "s" ;)

from neangel :

hey like your template & diary.

from babyshamble :

aw thanks sweetie. we gotta talk...

from wakkawakka :

lmao... carson's great.

from megl42 :

Kidnapping Carson sounds like an excellent plan. We can distract him with shiny clothes and then drag him into a nice, nondescript van, and force him to make witty remarks. I <3 that man so much. "Can I call you my bitch?" Hee!

from megl42 :

Welcome to the Queer Eye fans diaryring! Thanks for joining, and I hope you enjoyed tonight's episode. Jai was tres cute tonight.

from dirtyshoegrl :

thanks for the new view. It makes me hold lots of hope for the next few years. I can't wait to throw myself into another "boring phase" in my life. You make it sound terrific.

from slant-nchant :

I don't have a strange counting thing, but I prefer that things be in pairs. I go absolutely insane if things aren't symmetrical. Just felt like sharing.

from morrisey :

girl. girl girl girl. number one: i have an unknown pleasures tshirt. number two: you've got me x

from fuckmyname :

hi. i noticed that you added me as a favorite on your list. you have fantastic taste in music and movies. and im glad that you enjoy my diary even though it is just a bunch of nonsense and complaining from me. :) take care. bye.

from creg :

haha. i clicked in here and saw your user info thing. that's my favourite morrissey quote ever. that one or this one: "On tour in Australia, a female fan thanks him for making her and other fans happy over the years. Hailed by some as a genius, and others as the Pope of Mope, her idol is a picture of freshly - brewed embarrassment as he replies 'I didn't mean to' " ... ... ... ... thanks for adding me to your favourite diaries.

from slant-nchant :

http://photographytips.com/images/full-moon-oak.jpg ;)

from morrisey :

tienes miedo? where you gone girl?

from abacinate :

I just read it! I just read it! I just read it! I'm not the least bit repetitive, am I?

from headsnotrite :

on the contrary, i'm your biggest fan. im not sure if that made sense.

from jkookz731 :

i must say your musical taste is superb! thanks for adding me as a fave. and since you have ms. karen o on your page, i cant help but do the same!

from dirtyshoegrl :

I started a new diary as well. I couldnt stay away. I guess everyone needs a fresh start.- cal

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