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Well... Every day for the last week I have been writing "Hire Jon Floyd!" on David's Facebook wall. That's actually a lie, but he is really good with names and I did mention your name once to him, so I bet he figured out who you were.

from adora-bella :

*shudder* That shit is going to give me nightmares! I might put a sheet over my TV. I don't think Edward (neither cat nor poster) would protect me from monsters or ghosts.

from adora-bella :

Hmm. That's odd; all this time I thought I was a real person... I guess I'm a figment of your imagination? People would freak if someone they thought wasn't real showed up at your door, wouldn't they? ;)

from pebohead :

dude, no one has understood that movie. If they say they did they are lying.

from e-dizzle :

We just have to act like we know what we're doing.

from e-dizzle :

Long-term goal: You and me coach some sort of youth sports team.

from adora-bella :

Come onnnn!! You can't keep mentioning the "embarrassing thing" like that... it's not fair. You know what my imagination is doing with this??? Well, let's just say that when I'm left in the dark with no flashlight, I prepare for the worst. haha. It's really probably not that embarrassing, you know. Maybe I'm going through it, too? Unless it's a guy thing, of course. Then I'm definitely not going through it. I tried stretching my arms in your general direction and it seemed like I got them to stretch an inch or two.. I'll give it another try tomorrow.

from jerrrrrrrk :

Oooh. I like the idea of serenading them next time I hear them at it. Actually, thats a bit creepy. But still hilarious.

from adora-bella :

If my arms would reach that far, I'd give you a hug! And I'd make you like it! Ha!

from e-dizzle :

it's cool. I generally blame Dan for most things, especially the economy.

from e-dizzle :

Things we need to do next time I'm in Oly: a) Karaoke b) Shoot some hoops

from adora-bella :

I'm sure you don't tweet more than Ashton and Demi... lol. And I'm sure yours are more interesting than theirs as well. What you wrote about me is too tweet. LOL

from adora-bella :

She ate crickets, mealworms, chicken, and I also gave her sugar glider pellets food that looked similar to rabbit food. I never did give her pinky mice or anything like that. Too gross for me!

from adora-bella :

The bit about the pool is indeed from the story I'm writing. It's more for the fun and experience of it; there's no way it would ever get published. Oh yeah, and I absolutely love Battlestar Galactica. My ex-roommate had seasons 1-3 and Razor, and then I watched the rest online. My sugar glider-- her name was Zoey-- wasn't very old when she died. They actually have a really long life span. They are expensive little buggers! Also, mine bit, and it was no joke. She'd crawl all over my body, under my clothes and everything. Like a miniature spider monkey. She also barked the sweetest little sound... but only did that when she wanted a different type of fruit than I gave her. I'd make the switch and she'd be happy as a lark.

from adora-bella :

I should count my blessings eh? :) Weird, the previous owner didn't even come by today. Probably she figured I would want to keep the little monster no matter how crazy things got because her adorableness overrules all. I watched parts of your Valentine's day videos, but my connection always breaks before I completely load any video. I was thinking of something gross I could eat to top yours but I'm not sure I'm willing. Maybe a pickle, olive and banana sandwich. What do you think? Actually, that doesn't sound horrible to me, but if you add mayo, it sounds like projectile vomit material. *gag*!

from adora-bella :

LOL! I read about that! I had a similar problem a couple years ago. I'm not sure if they'd get in bed with me, but a mouse got into my desk drawer and chewed through a freaking Twix wrapper and got his munch on. Aren't you allowed to get a cat? That would fix the mouse problem. My kitty scouts the room for bugs and anything that makes a sudden movement.

from adora-bella :

Sure, sure. It's SO much fun stepping in poo and cleaning the carpet a million times a day, and having a kitty and puppy run like heathens all over you at 7 in the morning! Happy Valentine's day btw :)

from adora-bella :

Pathfinder. Have you seen it? I had great dreams after watching it, believe it or not. :)

from e-dizzle :

Karaoke!!

from adora-bella :

I live east of Cincinnati. Right now, it sounds like my roof is going to blow off because of this crazy wind.

from pbmario :

Wow, I couldn't disagree with you more about this last Conchords. You seriously liked this more than the last one?

from e-dizzle :

dude. you, me and girls at a park? That's a dream that needs to become reality.

from adora-bella :

I'm on disc 4. These library copies have a bunch of scratches so sometimes I have to skip a couple chapters. I have to admit, I don't really like the twist Maggie brought into Nate & Brenda's life. I'll probably end up writing all about it after I see the last couple episodes.

from e-dizzle :

Dammit! You caught me. Yeah, it's true, Jon. I make fun of your height regularly.

from adora-bella :

sweeet. Thanks :) I'm picking up season 5 from the library on Thursday.

from pbmario :

Benjamin Linus "had" a daughter named Alex. Tell your brother it's crazy.

from pbmario :

I think you'd be going full retard to get in touch with her.

from jerrrrrrrk :

You stood up for yourself with that message. And if she can't respect that, well, then it gives you all the more reason to have sent that message. Try not to feel too bad about it. I don't think you should, and not just because I am biased against her or something like that (but you know I don't like the way she treats you), but I think you deserved to stand up for yourself.

from jerrrrrrrk :

I thought you might like that. I certainly did.

from pbmario :

Ever look into a state job? The L&I building is right near you.

from e-dizzle :

Don't forget about the Target in Lacey or the Target distribution center in Hawk's Prairie.

from e-dizzle :

Jon, you would be a perfect candidate for an overnight team member with Target. It would work for your sleep schedule and I would imagine you are a hard worker.

from jerrrrrrrk :

Part 2 is almost done buffering. Yikes....

from rzelenak :

Battlestar is a wonderful show. The final half of the last season starts in January.

from e-dizzle :

drink a long island for me!

from pbmario :

YES!!!

from pbmario :

It is always going to be your decision because as you well know, even when she says she's done, she'll always come crawling back. She may be nice to talk to sometimes, but I promise you if you give it a gander you can find one with a lot less crazy that'll be a hell of a lot better for you than this cancerous wench. From what I know of this whole shebackle. And if you want my honest opinion, from anything I've ever seen her write she and dumpster baby are very much made for each other. Save your taunt for somebody who isn't just using you like the medicine they take when they're sick.

from jerrrrrrrk :

Yeah, well, it's a big deal...so it's worth talking about. Not exactly the same, but with all this stupid drama going on with Dallas being an asshole, I end up talking about it a lot, and its because it is a little bit of a big deal in the sense that he was the friend I spent most time with for a lot of last year and the beginning part of this year. It is not quite the same since I don't want any of the old times with him back and I will be happy with the way this should end, and he is still an asshole. And also, dumpster baby is a real big dildo, and does almost warrant the use of dildoes, however that just looks like dill does.

from jerrrrrrrk :

Um, you referenced Led Zeppelin and specifically pointed this out to me in your entry. It wasn't necessarily particularly funny, however, I decided in my confirmation of seeing your reference to make a Led Zeppelin reference of my own, decided to change the lyric "the forests will echo with laughter" (from Stairway to Heaven) to what I put in my previous note.

from e-dizzle :

I think the library application is available online. Secondly, I can almost guarantee you the YMCA and/or Tumwater Youth Basketball is in need of refs right now. You would be excellent at it.

from jerrrrrrrk :

Love it. My room echoed with laughter.

from e-dizzle :

I'm going to find you a job, Jon. For example, the Olympia library is hiring for Kerry's old job. You could use both of us as references. https://fortress.wa.gov/esd/worksource/ShowJobDetail.aspx?JobID=1463892&SearchID=328640397&Sort=&Direction=&PageSize=25&PageIndex=0&RecordCount=82&Sender=Employment

from jerrrrrrrk :

First of all, the Big Lebowski reference was appreciated. And I am going to still talk to her and all that in the friendly way (as a matter of fact that was how I acted, after being rejected, as we went over to the chem lab after phys lab to finish up the chem lab that was started last week.) So that is how I will treat this. The door is not completely shut in talking with her or whatever, however, as far as working towards something beyond friends, that was the door closing I was referring to in my entry.

from jerrrrrrrk :

I have to say, I don't know how you can one up yourself at this point. Although,this entry was a surprise, so who knows, maybe you have even more bold tricks up your sleeve....

from pbmario :

Yeah, ditch the bitch, if you don't mind my saying so. Maybe you should just smugly tell the guy that you are more than happy to not be her shoulder to cry on and control anymore. Maybe also tell him that saying MY in caps is incredibly juvenile and extremely possessive and also quite sadly defensive.

from e-dizzle :

I say you let her go if you can. Too much trouble that you don't need. It will only get worse if the guy gets more involved.

from pebohead :

that db is like Sarah Palin retarded...

from jerrrrrrrk :

I imagine it is tough liking to talk to somebody one day, and then most often the next day they just turn and become totally unreasonable. she is crazy and wants to be your "friend" but only on her conditions, and what works best for her and doesn't really have you in mind all that much when deciding how she wants the "friend"ship to go. By the way, I was actually making the hand gestures to the quotation marks, but you just couldn't see it.

from pbmario :

I just had a class with her at one point, I don't think you ever got to see her.

from e-dizzle :

no worries, my friend. I will probably be around this Friday night, as I'm moving the rest of my stuff up Saturday morning. Plus, you can always come hang out with me and Chris in Seattle.

from e-dizzle :

Jon doesn't need to be flipping fries! Did you check out Worksource? https://fortress.wa.gov/esd/worksource/Employment.aspx

from e-dizzle :

There's always delivering auto parts. Napa cars have those neat hats on top!

from pbmario :

Dr. Lawrence Schadt is an awesome doctor who really takes the time to explain everything to you and lay out options, if you wind up trying to get a primary care physician or whatever.

from e-dizzle :

Jon! You rock!

from e-dizzle :

quiznos by the airport is hiring, too.

from pbmario :

I got a message from that person too. I wrote back "I wasn't sure if you were actually ignorant until I saw you were from Kentucky." Because his profile said he was. I sure showed him.

from jerrrrrrrk :

Yes! The Entertainer!

from jerrrrrrrk :

Don't worry about it. And I hope you chose Jurassic Park, because it is a good choice. I just watched it earlier this week.

from jerrrrrrrk :

You know, I understand if you would like to be left alone or not have people tell their opinion on what is going on in your life, or anything like that. But that still isn't a reason why we shouldn't care. I can leave you alone or whatever, but I won't stop caring. I mean, you have to considered the good you have done for people or what you have meant as being people's friends. I honestly care what goes on in your life. But that doesn't mean I can't respect your wishes. I am also not going to burden you with judgement of what I think or have thought about you because of something you have done or thought about. That still doesn't mean people shouldn't care. I would be a complete dick if I didn't care. Oh, Jon has been a really good friend to me, but I guess I really shouldn't care about him. What? So, take this for whatever its worth. The only thing I am trying to get across is that I still don't see a reason not to care. I am not holding judgment or trying to say something about you with this.

from jerrrrrrrk :

Why shouldn't we care?

from rzelenak :

Haha, well done sir.

from e-dizzle :

*quietly chanting* shrimp shack...shrimp shack...shrimp shack...

from e-dizzle :

Book wise, I'd recommend anything by Haruki Murakami or Yukio Mishima. Confessions of a Mask is a good one by Mishima.

from pebohead :

jeez, i just wanted to quote your previous entry about being a "bit excesive"

from lengage :

I'm going to be honest. I think that the sarcastic, "speaks out the truth" half is forced and contrived. I think the other half is actually more down to earth and realistic. From what I�ve read anyway.

from e-dizzle :

-1 for using the word "quality" in reference to Zergener.

from pebohead :

I gave you your damn vodka sour bitchanus

from e-dizzle :

Maybe you could get an incomplete or something from Nutrition rather than a low grade.

from pbmario :

It made me lol that you said unleash.

from e-dizzle :

I think the only thing that could replace the Aerostar would be a legitimate Delorian.

from e-dizzle :

Thank you for sharing this, Jon.

from e-dizzle :

you handing out passwords? If so, I'll take one. If not, I understand.

from e-dizzle :

When I was working today at UI I saw an Aerostar being used as a driver's ed vehicle. It made me think of you.

from e-dizzle :

I'm totally serious. If you plan on working this year, make it the Shrimp Shack!!

from e-dizzle :

let's see...ah yes. Shrimp Shack.

from pebohead :

dudes gonna have to get wireless router. Make them pay for it though

from pebohead :

i blame the totinos...

from pebohead :

i think this jeremy needs a punch in his nose

from e-dizzle :

shrimp. shack.

from pebohead :

what is banana red?

from e-dizzle :

dammit jon. don't do it.

from pbmario :

I just wanted to give a big F.U. to pouters. I'm sorry if you got killed fast in airsoft, but that can happen when you walk STANDING UP AND WALKING AS A GROUP!!! So F.U. big pouting babies... either cut the shit or go back to grade school!

from e-dizzle :

we should watch Lost tonight.

from pbmario :

Grande Cinco was about the other thing, not getting hired. And the reason I think cheating is a big deal is because cheating only happens in games like that, and it says something about somebody's character if they are willing to break the rules to screw their friends. Yeah, it'd be way worse if it was like gambling or something, but I just don't like it when people are willing to think they are good just because they set lower standards of honesty. I don't know, I mean, I did say I was willing to put up with cheating, I just really don't agree with it. Maybe cheating against somebody you hated would be different, but doing it against friends is just... I don't know, it's kind of like admitting you can't do it honestly and then acknowledging that you are willing to break the rules just for a simple win. If it's not a big deal, people wouldn't cheat in the first place. They would say, it's not a big deal, I don't need to win. I know I did my best. Or I goofed up and I'll do better next time. It's the part that thinks it is a big deal that decides that they won't stop at what's allowed to the honest players. It's like avoiding taxes. You take advantage of other people's honesty. And I don't mean you you, but the general you. As far as I know you don't cheat. (And no I don't count cheating against a computer as cheating, only against real people)

from e-dizzle :

did it involve you getting a second aerostar for free? Cause that would definitely be tragic. (forgive me for not knowing what's going on).

from pebohead :

I have no idea whats going on

from e-dizzle :

congrats!

from pebohead :

the essay portions of the West-B are pretty simple. Ive seen examples of ones that scored 3 points, and they are nothing special, so Im sure you've passed

from pebohead :

amen brother

from daisy-hit :

Hi.Congrats on your 88% :)

from pebohead :

At least you got to the playoffs...and hell, i lost by 1 freakin point today

from e-dizzle :

the only time I've ridden on a bus in Bellingham was when I was like 8. Someone sitting up front threw up and then we went up a hill and it rolled down the aisle. Good luck!

from mooncentered :

You finally updated, Jon!! I've been waiting and waiting. I check everyday for your updates... lets hang out soon! When are you coming down to Olympia for break? ~Makyia

from e-dizzle :

I think you're afraid of clowns.

from mooncentered :

Your logic is very optimistic! I need to try it out for myself.

from pbmario :

You have to have her meet somebody you know, but then forget to introduce her, leaving her to introduce herself! It's perfect! Or get Kevin to introduce himself first, setting the example of introducing oneself.

from pbmario :

Dude, don't let Ethan trick you, it's called Duck Ice Cream

from e-dizzle :

You should work at Mallard's ice cream!

from e-dizzle :

You know you meant "adore" in reference to your co workers...

from pbmario :

Don't I freaking know it, don't you worry, we'll have a full portfolio on Diaryland! Oh, living alone...

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