Three pages, single spaced, Times New Roman, draw various themes together with non sequitur laden warblings, be sure to use at least one off putting pop-culture reference right in your lead, and mention that you live in Brooklyn. People like Brooklyn.
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My favorite music: |
| Pearl Jam |
| comments: The opening strains of "Jeremy" pulled me away from Debbie Gibson, and for that I am eternally thankfull. |
| Radiohead |
| comments: For my money, the best "lie on your back and consider the woe that is your life"-music ever. |
| Le Tigre |
| comments: "My Metrocard" - Anthem of subway commuter. |
| Me First and the Gimme Gimmes |
| comments: The reason I began saying: "Damn, that's punk-cover good." |
| Fratrelli's |
| comments: Because I like being a solid year behind our British friends. |
My favorite movies: |
| Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf |
| comments: Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor should have gotten a guest spot on Fear Factor. |
| King of Kong |
| comments: For nerds, and non-nerds alike. There was cheering in my theater. |
| Roman Holiday |
| comments: No one has the balls to have the guy not get the girl anymore. Esspecially if it's because she has more important things to do. |
| Secretary |
| comments: Maggie Gyllenhaal gets bonus points for being intermittently adorable and disturbing. |
| Truman Show |
| comments: Sad to say, there is movie in this world that can make me cry. |
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| Joss Whedon |
| comments: Come on! He's the closest thing we have to a genre auteur in the modern era. |
| Steven Hall |
| comments: Raw Shark Texts is up there for most creative thing I've read in a good long time. |
| David Sedaris |
| comments: The master template for all self-effacing auto-biographers |
| Romulus Linney |
| comments: Just pick up a collection of his plays. Please. |
| Tom Stoppard |
| comments: He's a stuck up prick, but, damnit, he writes good. |
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