Three pages, single spaced, Times New Roman, draw various themes together with non sequitur laden warblings, be sure to use at least one off putting pop-culture reference right in your lead, and mention that you live in Brooklyn. People like Brooklyn.
My favorite diaries:
|schmutzie profile - diary
|comments: It was the dying verb list that won me over.
|bebelua profile - diary
|comments: Honest, witty, lacking in any capitalization, and occationally containing the word hooey.
|ophelia profile - diary
|comments: When not quoting Everclear, thought v.g.
|areistia profile - diary
|comments: Great with soul-bear-i-ness.
|elgan profile - diary
|comments: Canadian politics aside, a very intelligent and interesting woman.
|stonebridge profile - diary
|comments: Ice makers should be sound proofed.
|theturtle profile - diary
|comments: Anyone who openly and publicly refers to Astroglide might well have a story to tell.
|euphoria21 profile - diary
|comments: Just keep scrolling down, the loveliness in down there.
|greentealeaf profile - diary
|comments: A toy truck found in the water by a drainage pipe outside a dormant factory.
|muppet23 profile - diary
|comments: Lyricism on the dashboard
|luvabeans profile - diary
|comments: I count time in brain cells destroyed, she has other methods...
|ochweidnit profile - diary
|comments: "...formula poo is like raw sewage puked up by a fungal sports socks demon with vaginosis of the mouth."
|helian profile - diary
|comments: Flash Cards from middle school geography
|offbymyself profile - diary
|comments: Taking a look...
|unsentletter profile - diary
|comments: Re-routed from Santa
|strawberrri profile - diary
|comments: 'I don't write in here for a week, and in that time autumn comes along and licks our faces with its chilly tongue! Or something like that."
|buffylass profile - diary
|comments: Taking a look...
|smashthegas profile - diary
|comments: The man says fuck more than I do.
|captvfirefly profile - diary
My favorite music:
|comments: The opening strains of "Jeremy" pulled me away from Debbie Gibson, and for that I am eternally thankfull.
|comments: For my money, the best "lie on your back and consider the woe that is your life"-music ever.
|comments: "My Metrocard" - Anthem of subway commuter.
|Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
|comments: The reason I began saying: "Damn, that's punk-cover good."
|comments: Because I like being a solid year behind our British friends.
My favorite movies:
|Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf
|comments: Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor should have gotten a guest spot on Fear Factor.
|King of Kong
|comments: For nerds, and non-nerds alike. There was cheering in my theater.
|comments: No one has the balls to have the guy not get the girl anymore. Esspecially if it's because she has more important things to do.
|comments: Maggie Gyllenhaal gets bonus points for being intermittently adorable and disturbing.
|comments: Sad to say, there is movie in this world that can make me cry.
My favorite authors:
|comments: Come on! He's the closest thing we have to a genre auteur in the modern era.
|comments: Raw Shark Texts is up there for most creative thing I've read in a good long time.
|comments: The master template for all self-effacing auto-biographers
|comments: Just pick up a collection of his plays. Please.
|comments: He's a stuck up prick, but, damnit, he writes good.
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