People In Hell Want Icewater

Come along as I roto-till my way through the DC/Baltimore social milieu, trying to adapt to getting married again and not having my future wife drive me nuts. Caution: fair amount of sex and cussing. And cat-hair.

My favorite diaries:

bluemeany profile - diary
comments: Writer. Army. Woman. Says "fuck" a lot. What else do you need?
upbeatgal profile - diary
comments: She doesn't know (yet) that she can't fix him
rachelliz profile - diary
comments: Yeah, she has a dog, but her life is sparkly
sundaygirl profile - diary
comments: Not many words, but quite choice
mare-ingenii profile - diary
comments: She has an elegance about her that I find very appealing
tailbonelust profile - diary
comments: Amusing and intriguing sexiness; she seems like fun
kungfukitten profile - diary
comments: Catcatcatcatcatcatcat!
miedema2002 profile - diary
comments: Definitely worth reading, but hang on to your seat
onlymayday profile - diary
comments: Childfree, and lots of good clean writing
noaddedme profile - diary
comments: She added me, so I needed to add her
essaywriter profile - diary
comments: She's going through what I just got done going through
lifeasme66 profile - diary
comments: I'm not sure why I read this, but I do. Kick my ass, OK?
starhearts profile - diary
comments: Sensitive Canadian lady who's about to go through some turns, and not necessarily good ones.
cherryglaze profile - diary
comments: Even though she's a Redskins fan.
princesscee profile - diary
comments: Quite near by, and a good source of Vitamin B.
tampaxofdoom profile - diary
comments: One of the best usernames I've seen in years. Has an Apple, and thinks I'm peculiar.
alethia profile - diary
comments: Theatre tech keeps the world rotating.
wendyblue profile - diary
comments: Absurdly cute Aussie girl on the loose in France. What else do you need to know?

My favorite music:

Rufus Wainwright
comments: listened to him before "Moulin Rouge," thank you
Jill Sobule
comments: absurdly cute and talented
Jackson Browne
comments: no 40-something guy can avoid identifying with him
Paul Desmond
comments: the late great alto saxophonist
Kevin Gilbert
comments: He's the greatest 1990s musician you never heard of. He's gone now.

My favorite movies:

The Sure Thing
comments: "credit cards work on a completely different kind of lock!"
Citizen Kane
comments: I understand it more every year
High Fidelity
comments: and anything else John Cusack ever did
The Grapes Of Wrath
comments: Jane Darwell was terrific; Henry Fonda deserved the legend
Breakfast at Tiffany's
comments: Audrey Hepburn. Next question.

My favorite authors:

Laurie Colwin
comments: she's dead now, but her work lives
David McCullough
comments: the master of historical works
John Brunner
comments: George Orwell was wrong; John Brunner was right
Jack Kerouac
comments: the older I get, the more "On The Road" means
Allen Ginsberg
comments: one of the best minds of his generation

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last updated: 2011-10-11 10:34:55
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