Its very dark. You're likely to be eaten by Grue.


Grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Grue has sharp claws and fangs, and will slaver and gurgle uncontrollably.

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My favorite music:

Iron Maiden
comments: I'm waiting in my cold cell, as the bell begins to chime...
Pink Floyd
comments: I have become... Comfortably Numb
Helloween
comments: His assistant's hips were nice, So he cloned her once or twice, Now his hips are aching what a deal
Kingston Trio
comments: If you miss the train I'm on, you will know that I am gone, you can hear the whistle blow a hundred miles.
Queensryche
comments: 25 bucks a fuck and John's a happy man; she wipes the filth away and is back on the streets again

My favorite movies:

Spinal Tap
comments: "Its like, how much more black could this be? The answer's none. None more black."
Life of Brian
comments: "What star sign is he?" "Uhhh. Capricorn." "What are they like?" "He is the son of God, our messiah. King of the Jews." "So that's capricorn, is it?"
A Fish Called Wanda
comments: "I don't believe in jealousy, it's for the weak. One thing though, touch his dick and he's dead!"
Twin Peaks
comments: "In another world he might have been a seer or a shaman priest... here he's just a shoe salesman who walks with the shadows."
Babylon 5
comments: "Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Is very sad life, will probably have very sad death, but at least there is symetry."

My favorite authors:

Robert Anton Wilson
comments: Fnord! No Wife, No Horse, No Mustache.
David Eddings
comments: "I love to watch his face when he loses these arguments."
JRR Tolkien
comments: "Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo"
Aliester Crowley
comments: Chapter 69: The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs!
Robert Browning
comments: Gr-r-r--there go, my heart's abhorrence! ... If hate killed men, Brother Lawrence, God's blood, would not mine kill you!

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