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High Velocity Ramblings of a Kung Fu Kitten

I'm a Bond Girl in training. A demure cubicle dweller by day and crime fighting super hero by night. I'm an insurance ninja who know's how to file and kick ass in high heels without breaking a nail. I obviously have an over active imagination. Go figure.

For fun I write novels, study yoga, read medieval literature, devour victorian literature and dance with wild abandon. I wear too much black, I live in the city of perpetual rains and fresh microbrews, I'm a founding member of the Portland Wine Society, I hug my Tivo daily, I am a devout Mac girl (the computer and the make up), I have an unhealthy obsession with Stila eye shadow, I fight with the homeless, I am a witch with Buddhist inclinations, I practice qigong, I carry my iPod around with me at all times and I can't leave the house unless my bra and panties match.



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Ann-Frank    profile - diary
comments:  Wittier than an electrifying wit machine.
Cosmicrayola    profile - diary
comments:  I aspire to be as cool as she is.
Scotvalkyrie    profile - diary
comments:  She always makes me smile and her cache of signage is incredible.
Bingoguy    profile - diary
comments:  I keep shouting Bingo but where's my prize?
Freshhell    profile - diary
comments:  What fresh hell is this?
Cingi    profile - diary
comments:  My bestest friend from high school and beyond. She gets my eyeshadow collection when I die.
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Idiot-milk    profile - diary
comments:  Not an idiot, doesn't write often about milk. Still worth reading!
Heidiann    profile - diary
comments:  Where the women are cheap and the drinks are hot. Wait, or is it the other way around?
Fergie    profile - diary
comments:  My virtual gay internet boyfriend. Hands off ladies.
Glockgirl    profile - diary
comments:  We would team up and fight crime if it wasn't for our blasted day jobs.
Haloaskew    profile - diary
comments:  Consider yourself linked, dahling.
geek-betty    profile - diary
comments:  Can't believe I didn't run across her earlier!
Jonathan    profile - diary
comments:  Another writer and so sexy you just want to eat him up with a spoon.
Katress    profile - diary
comments:  We've been virtual friends for-evah.
Kristintracy    profile - diary
comments:  Her wit is razer sharp and she makes a damn good compilation CD.
Pyroguysr    profile - diary
comments:  Walking that fine line between flirtatious and down right perverted.
Liquid-mojo    profile - diary
comments:  Another secret internet crush. Shhh. Don't tell.
Loudwoman    profile - diary
comments:  She was snarky before snarky was cool.
Luvabeans    profile - diary
comments:  My virtual internet girlfriend. Everyone needs one. Or two.
Marn    profile - diary
comments:  My favorite sexy Canadian, eh.
Sparkspark    profile - diary
comments:  She has magical shoes.
Dailyjulia    profile - diary
comments:  Locked!
Ditchwater    profile - diary
comments:  Adventures in cupcakes.
Outfoxed    profile - diary
comments:  I feel like I met him at the old watering hole. Next pitcher's on me.
Protoplast    profile - diary
comments:  The world needs to keep their eye on this one.
Hissandtell    profile - diary
comments:  Turning down under all asunder.
Vintagepearl    profile - diary
comments:  Tales of a misspent youth.
Trancejen    profile - diary
comments:  It's always a party at the Trance household.
Twelvebeer    profile - diary
comments:  Where the elite meet to inebrieet. Does that rhyme?
Weetabix    profile - diary
comments:  A devout Dlander since 2000. She was blogging back when it was pre-emo.
Mahvalicious    profile - diary
comments:  Uff da, baby.
His-Holiness    profile - diary
comments:  His pope hat is cooler than yours.
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Heydomsar    profile - diary
comments:  Further proof that not only are D-Land bloggers witty and smart but damn good-looking.
Saru-San    profile - diary
comments:  I was born an Earth Monkey, which must be why I like his blog so much.
Smartypants    profile - diary
comments:  Makes Diet Coke come out of my nose.
Bluemeany    profile - diary
comments:  Not so blue, not so mean. I can't wait to see what fun things come her way next!
Monkey-King    profile - diary
comments:  My goal in life is to make it to Hawaii so we can get sloshed and I can make is MySpace list.
Awittykitty    profile - diary
comments:  If we were to have a wit-off the world as we know it would end.
Dulligirl    profile - diary
comments:  Lead singer of "Rapid Paw Movement" Rowr.
Evany    profile - diary
comments:  Get your cake and sleep with it too.
Wickedcrazy    profile - diary
comments:  Pretty crazy; not so wicked.
Genghis-jon    profile - diary
F-i-n    profile - diary
comments:  R-A-D
Kittybukkake    profile - diary
comments:  New find - quite funny!
Biensoul    profile - diary
comments:  Funny funny funny with just enough insight to give her street cred. *Makes international blogging finger gang sign*
Whystinger    profile - diary
comments:  Owner of the crotch biting cat.
Groovn-Girl    profile - diary
Mavenhaven    profile - diary
comments:  As fun to read as it's fun to say!
Nightnurse    profile - diary
comments:  I just can't stop reading her! She's an archival lifetime magpie. *AFLAC!*
Bindyree    profile - diary
comments:  Frequent humorous updates - I love it!
Caffeinegeek    profile - diary
comments:  Yoga, cats and Starbucks. Perhaps we were separated at birth?
Prolifique    profile - diary
comments:  In her own corner of the institution. Mine is the one kitty corner. ;)
Macdiva    profile - diary
comments:  Oh my dayum!
Poolagirl    profile - diary
comments:  My favorite pirate writer or would that be writer pirate?
Glitterqueen    profile - diary
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Smashthegas    profile - diary
comments:  Cheeky unemployed drunken bum. ;)
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Kitchenlogic    profile - diary
Razor-vixen    profile - diary
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Smoog    profile - diary
comments:  Back from her pilgrimage to the Himalayas but didn't bring me a Sherpa.
Nakedbarista    profile - diary
comments:  Unlocked!
Barbylon    profile - diary
Kellifornia    profile - diary
comments:  She's cute, artistic and amazingly fun!

My favorite music:

comments:  I'm a punk rock/goth girl deep in my blackened heart
Peter Murphy
comments:  Sexiest. Voice. Ever.
comments:  I want to have Richard Patrick's baby.
comments:  For my angstier moments.
The The
comments:  Recently rediscovered by me.

My favorite movies:

Room with a View
comments:  Julian Sands is dishy.
Austin Powers
comments:  Are those sharks with lasers on their heads?
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
comments:  They make kung fu look so easy.
comments:  Medieval love story with wolves and falcons.
comments:  Red pill or blue pill?

My favorite authors:

Janet Evanovich
comments:  I love the Stephanie Plum novels.
Lindsey Davis
comments:  Marcus Didius Falco rules.
Anne McCaffrey
comments:  I want to live on Pern
Sharon Lee & Steve Miller
comments:  I love the Liad novels.
Anne Rice
comments:  Bit me.

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last updated: 2013-11-28 03:26:20
this user's total entries: 1726
user since: 2001-07-31

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