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Multiple Choice.

1. Biensoul is:

a. 30

b. an 8th year English teacher from Maryland

c. devoted fan of BNL, the Os, the Ravens, and you

d. full of whimsy and intrigue

e. actually in a HEALTHY relationship

ab. drunk

bc. the life of the party

cd. all of the above

Let's see how you did...

The answer is CD. A+!

My favorite diaries:

anniewaits profile - diary
comments: politically saavy equal-opportunity amazing woman of mystery
anniewaits profile - diary
comments: politically saavy equal-opportunity amazing woman of mystery
boogabooga profile - diary
comments: southern ben lovah and bearer of the bear of power
boogabooga profile - diary
comments: southern ben lovah and bearer of the bear of power
throcky profile - diary
comments: literary goddess of my highest esteem
throcky profile - diary
comments: literary goddess of my highest esteem
epiphany profile - diary
comments: baltimore teacher/bachelor of the year (at least he should be...)
epiphany profile - diary
comments: baltimore teacher/bachelor of the year (at least he should be...)
polishstreak profile - diary
comments: sweet and calm in the eye of the storm
polishstreak profile - diary
comments: sweet and calm in the eye of the storm
perceptions profile - diary
comments: bobby is both an obsession and a liability; he captures in a scant few words what most can't with a tome
perceptions profile - diary
comments: bobby is both an obsession and a liability; he captures in a scant few words what most can't with a tome
jelias profile - diary
comments: friggin' sexy as hell
jelias profile - diary
comments: friggin' sexy as hell
weetabix profile - diary
comments: in another world, a much sassier, sexy world, she would be my older sister, and we would spend our nights gossiping about boys, our periods, and having pillow fights all the time
weetabix profile - diary
comments: in another world, a much sassier, sexy world, she would be my older sister, and we would spend our nights gossiping about boys, our periods, and having pillow fights all the time
unclebob profile - diary
comments: the one, the only, the venerable
unclebob profile - diary
comments: the one, the only, the venerable
dancingbrave profile - diary
comments: so fabulous...no, REALLY, REALLY fabulous
dancingbrave profile - diary
comments: so fabulous...no, REALLY, REALLY fabulous
porktornado profile - diary
comments: the other OTHER white diary meat
porktornado profile - diary
comments: the other OTHER white diary meat
near-sighted profile - diary
comments: nothing particularly blind about it
near-sighted profile - diary
comments: nothing particularly blind about it
phoenixchild profile - diary
comments: needs a healthy shot of reality, in that good way
phoenixchild profile - diary
comments: needs a healthy shot of reality, in that good way
fatcamp profile - diary
comments: you'll read it all in one sitting; then you'll go back for more
fatcamp profile - diary
comments: you'll read it all in one sitting; then you'll go back for more
cuppajoe profile - diary
comments: putting the "swank" in swanky, every single day
cuppajoe profile - diary
comments: putting the "swank" in swanky, every single day
scanzilla profile - diary
comments: uses pac-man in place of prozac; the pharmaceutical industry's loss is our gain
scanzilla profile - diary
comments: uses pac-man in place of prozac; the pharmaceutical industry's loss is our gain
jeffy profile - diary
comments: could he be any cuter? seriously, i want to make out with him in a coffee shop
jeffy profile - diary
comments: could he be any cuter? seriously, i want to make out with him in a coffee shop
fiestada profile - diary
comments: she's my heterolifemate forever and regularly schools my ass in skip-bo
fiestada profile - diary
comments: she's my heterolifemate forever and regularly schools my ass in skip-bo
the-pala profile - diary
comments: appreciates the finer things: mens' crotches, pantie brigades, Harry Potter glasses, and shameless new obsessions; we may have been twins in a former life
the-pala profile - diary
comments: appreciates the finer things: mens' crotches, pantie brigades, Harry Potter glasses, and shameless new obsessions; we may have been twins in a former life
s-m-r profile - diary
comments: if you're not reading this, you're missing out on one of the most finely crafted, best-written diaries in diaryland
s-m-r profile - diary
comments: if you're not reading this, you're missing out on one of the most finely crafted, best-written diaries in diaryland
thecritic profile - diary
comments: TheCritic is my inner child--escaped and robbing a liquor store!
thecritic profile - diary
comments: TheCritic is my inner child--escaped and robbing a liquor store!
twelvebeer profile - diary
comments: look how cool and elitist i am!
twelvebeer profile - diary
comments: look how cool and elitist i am!
chubbychic profile - diary
comments: fantastic read
chubbychic profile - diary
comments: fantastic read
partygirl profile - diary
comments: undoubtedly lives the life i'd want in a parallel universe
partygirl profile - diary
comments: undoubtedly lives the life i'd want in a parallel universe
spanklin profile - diary
comments: makes my panties wet
spanklin profile - diary
comments: makes my panties wet
pirategirl profile - diary
comments: she makes my friend happy, and that makes me happy
marn profile - diary
comments: undoubtedly the person everyone wants to be someday; her zest for life cannot be measured
fadein profile - diary
comments: saw amy poehler's underpants and lived to tell the tale
rudey profile - diary
comments: the ellen prager of the diaryland community, and i mean that in the nicest way possible
pirategirl profile - diary
comments: she makes my friend happy, and that makes me happy
saint-louise profile - diary
comments: awesome design, better writing: what's not to bow down and pray to?
marn profile - diary
comments: undoubtedly the person everyone wants to be someday; her zest for life cannot be measured
leebozeebo profile - diary
comments: the main thing that he does is to rock your socks off
fadein profile - diary
comments: saw amy poehler's underpants and lived to tell the tale
rudey profile - diary
comments: the ellen prager of the diaryland community, and i mean that in the nicest way possible
saint-louise profile - diary
comments: awesome design, better writing: what's not to bow down and pray to?
leebozeebo profile - diary
comments: the main thing that he does is to rock your socks off
discothekid profile - diary
comments: da dew drop is live and comin' atcha with his strawberry shortcake
discothekid profile - diary
comments: da dew drop is live and comin' atcha with his strawberry shortcake
sundry profile - diary
comments: i'm only putting her on my favorites so i can get closer to her hot husband; well, that and she's an awesome writer
sundry profile - diary
comments: i'm only putting her on my favorites so i can get closer to her hot husband; well, that and she's an awesome writer
katslater profile - diary
comments: hostess of the best rock star slumber party EVER, she is my lady in red
katslater profile - diary
comments: hostess of the best rock star slumber party EVER, she is my lady in red
tvzero profile - diary
comments: good read to wallow in
tvzero profile - diary
comments: good read to wallow in
ladeeleroy profile - diary
comments: i'm going to marry her someday
ladeeleroy profile - diary
comments: i'm going to marry her someday
drunkyfunky profile - diary
comments: celebrating inappropriate behavior since 2003
drunkyfunky profile - diary
comments: celebrating inappropriate behavior since 2003
smoog profile - diary
comments: celebrating the marsupial pouch, an active sex life, and that the eyes have it

My favorite music:

Barenaked Ladies
comments: challenging, intelligent, explosive, goofy, and a healthy dozen of barbeque donuts; this band is like a comfy, familiar boyfriend who likes to sit on the couch but is also great in bed
Ben Folds Five
comments: Ben Folds' chilling, slightly off-key warbling always either makes me nostalgic or really pissed--two qualities I look for in good music
Tenacious D
comments: two obese shock rockers who know how to please a lady...can I get a side of rock opera with my seasoned curlies, please?

My favorite movies:

Chasing Amy
comments: Kevin Smith's tour-de-force has it all: a true relationship in every sense, abundance of the f-word, Jason Lee, and a Jaws homage...and it still makes me cry every time I see it!
Breakfast at Tiffany's
comments: If you've seen this and you still don't hope, in some tiny part of your soul, that someday your perfect match will have a morning with you like Varjack Paul and Holly do, there's something wrong with you.
L.A. Confidential
comments: You look better than Veronica Lake.
All About Eve
comments: The feminist revolution didn't start in the 70s, it started the second Karen Richards blurts out that she developed her "cynicism" on "the same day I discovered I was different from little boys!"
Shakespeare In Love
comments: You know, this is the definition of a movie that gets more entertaining and clever the more times I see it.

My favorite authors:

Truman Capote
comments: Capote was ballsy and candid in everything..."A Christmas Memory" is, still, the greatest short story EVER written
Douglas Coupland
comments: yes, his most recent stuff has become too cutesy and multi-referential for its own good, but can any other author come off as brilliantly pessimistic and optimistic at the same time?
Mama Woolf
comments: Virginia was crazy, but that's what makes her good.
Nick Hornby
comments: How to Be Good: Read This Book
Shakespeare
comments: You don't have to like him just because I said so; I don't like him just because he sounds like something a smart person would like...

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