All Twinset-and-No-Knickers

Here's my life: You can't polish a turd...but you can roll it in glitter!

Edit: But, Look! http://youtu.be/yiJ9fy1qSFI It appears Adam and Jamie show us that you totally CAN!

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fifidellabon profile - diary
comments: I have no idea why she does not already feature on this list. My bad.
samcorday profile - diary
comments: Switch your notes on! Puh-leeeeeeeaaase!
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sassymcgee profile - diary
comments: I totally peed on her cheerios. Except I didnt.
ottodixless profile - diary
comments: Cool Scottish bloke - sometimes really clever, sometimes really funny, sometimes really clever and funny.
blighty profile - diary
stoner-girl profile - diary
comments: amusing and clever.
melodymetuka profile - diary
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whystinger profile - diary
comments: My brother, Except he isnt, really. But he totally IS. <3
la-the-sage profile - diary
comments: ...and not only for the stoned deer!
strawberrri profile - diary
comments: I had to put my glasses on before I realised there were 3 Rs.
u-saved-me profile - diary
julymalaise profile - diary
comments: She's a little bit like sammy........!
casa-rosie profile - diary
comments: for her spirited defence of my fuckwitted husband
peggeylc92 profile - diary
portlypete profile - diary
bliss-sad profile - diary
comments: a new friend!
barefootruby profile - diary
comments: Practically lives next door.
ub40 profile - diary
still-losing profile - diary
comments: random 'chain-clicking' is sometimes its own reward!
randomrabbit profile - diary
comments: really really funny and local(ish) enough for me to get all the jokes!
shot-of-tea profile - diary
comments: Far FAR too amusing for one so young.
artgnome profile - diary
xorbit profile - diary
joistmonkey profile - diary
comments: The chart! The CHART!!!!
nilliem profile - diary
a-d-w profile - diary
comments: Made me proper L.O.L (which I dont do often cos Im grown up)
jarofporter profile - diary
igotsprung profile - diary
sadistiksoul profile - diary
comments: I cant tell you what I was laughing at, it was ruuuuuuuuuude!
realchild profile - diary
comments: Yay for banners!
acornotravez profile - diary
comments: *wants that skull bracelet*
pink-sapfire profile - diary
scullerymaid profile - diary
vicunja profile - diary
kayemess profile - diary
comments: interesting, witty AND nicely written. Yay!
koorikaze profile - diary
bedbunny profile - diary
comments: if she is not dead from food poisoning I look forward to reading more!
phaythles profile - diary
college-kid profile - diary
call-me-out profile - diary
notunique profile - diary
nikkifoofoo profile - diary
fairybones profile - diary
ladyofjazz profile - diary
comments: Immortal. Because I say so. And I am the Queen. Of Everything.
buffylass profile - diary
annanotbob2 profile - diary
ohell profile - diary
comments: clever and funny and utterly readable
happyone profile - diary
wordwhore profile - diary
comments: friend of wyatt, friend of mine. Simple.
misfitstray profile - diary
comments: for sounding so much like Simone
tater-fay profile - diary
comments: welcome back!
dirtyboots profile - diary
whyme63 profile - diary
comments: Proof (if it were needed) that not every random click makes you go "Bleurgh".
anabels profile - diary
deflective profile - diary
jim515 profile - diary
thedailywtf profile - diary
comments: Nope. Not everyone who was here in 2005 is dead.
timdangerous profile - diary
dangerspouse profile - diary
comments: providing opportunities for thumbing ones nose at other wives. Excellent.
hibiscus101 profile - diary
jimbostaxi profile - diary
zenayda profile - diary
comments: *channels Gary Barlow* "just want yewww back for gooo-oo-oood"
imjustanerd profile - diary
comments: Anna added you, so I must too!
soapboxdiner profile - diary
comments: Not a Buddhist, as far as I can make out
poopaloo profile - diary
comments: 'pantomime blowjob' HAHAHAHAHA!
love-me-more profile - diary
comments: Im sure she was listed here before. My bad.
michellemort profile - diary
comments: fervently hoping for better things for you
violentgoat profile - diary
tithonus profile - diary
meffinmisfit profile - diary
comments: reading with furrowed brow til I get a hang of the story!
smashthegas profile - diary
comments: He just comes and goes, the willy-nilly old barrrsterd <3
linguafranca profile - diary
curioushope profile - diary

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