If you can't get drunk and chase a cheese down a hill, what's the point of being British?

Man walk on road. Walk left side - safe. Walk right side - safe. Walk down middle - sooner or later get squished.

Mr. Miyagi - The Karate Kid

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P J Harvey
comments: West Country girl with the most delicious accent
Nick Cave
comments: Love songs with pointy bits
Men
comments: Strummer, Costello, Bowie, Beck, Prince, Morrissey
Women
comments: Amos, Bjork, Bush, Reader, Mitchell, Macoll
Others
comments: Pogues, Undertones, Specials, Blur, Pulp, Beasties, Who, Longpigs, Eels, Kaisers, Killers, Stones, Radiohead, Depeche Mode

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Dirty secrets:
comments: Mannequin; St Elmo's Fire; The Secret of my Success; Lost Boys; Fright Night
An American Werewolf In London
comments: Classic. And Jenny Agutter who makes me want to touch myself
Wish You Were Here
comments: Bloody bastard bugger bum. And hole.

My favorite authors:

Jasper Fforde
comments: Clever and silly. A perfect combination
Tom Baker: Who on Earth is Tom Baker
comments: Wonderful and mad and wonderfully mad. Possibly the greatest living human. I bought this second hand signed 'For Alison - Happy Times - Tom Baker 97' which makes me smile. Hands down my favourite autobiography
Douglas Adams
comments: Love.
Emily Bronte: Wuthering Heights
comments: Knowing she'd never top this, died.
Joyce: Ulysses
comments: Kidding. Possibly the only book I've ever hated. You spend the entirety waist deep in a sea of bollocks. Classic my arse.

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