Joist Monkey Spanking Mustard

He survived an earthquake! He had no job and talked a lot of bollocks, but now he has a job! He still talks mostly bollocks though :-)

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My favorite music:

Mazzy Star
comments: The voice of an angel, the sound of relaxation.
NIN
comments: We are all angst-ridden teenagers deep down, still!
Kittie
comments: "Get away from me! Stay the fuck away from me!
Nick Cave
comments: Kiss me again, rekiss me, and kiss me. Slip your frigid hands beneath my shirt. This uselss old f*cker, with his twinkling c*nt, doesn't care if he gets hurt.
Pearl Jam
comments: and a bit of Nirvana / Alice In Chains / Soundgarden etc. when the mood takes me.

My favorite movies:

Lost Highway & Mulholland Drive
comments: David Lynch - fabulous.
Secretary
comments: "It's your behaviour."
"What about my behaviour?"
"It's very bad."
Gone with the Wind
comments: OK, it's girly, but I love it.

My favorite authors:

Dean Koontz
comments: Psychological thrillers at its best..
Peter Robinson
Mark Billingham
Stuart MacBride

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last updated: 2017-12-31 19:20:48
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