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comments: "Once I got all the hair samples, I told everyone that I was going to use them to make little individual voodoo dolls, and that I would slowly stick pins in each doll. They all believed me and freaked out."

stellarrobot profile - diary

comments: "I didn't recoil and remained silent, just kept looking at him with my dead eyes. (You really don't want to see that. It's a family thing. We all do it so very well.)"

microthrills profile - diary

comments: "I just wish more people wouldn�t look at me like I have lobsters coming out of my ears when I drop that I do not want children."

kirakel profile - diary

comments: "when a tree falls in the forest it wants to take all the other trees with it- but you're still there, all three of you, lit up in red on my list. That's kind of sweet."

old-story profile - diary

comments: "i don't know why, but friends are always trying to infiltrate my website. see if i write anything about him, her, that and the other thing."

chuzzlewit profile - diary

what-a-card profile - diary

comments: "I decided earlier that that was going to be my kid. I was going to buy him/her rabbits for the sole purpose of having him/her chop them up, maim them. Etcetera. Yeah, no pansies allowed in my house."

amazinfuckup profile - diary

comments: made me smile so hard, my face still hurts :)

lisamcc profile - diary

comments: "A post-apocalyptic wasteland brings out the worst in people,"

ghana-rondo profile - diary

comments: "I think you're a hero disguised as a scumbag politician. I still believe in you."

lostmystic76 profile - diary

comments: "These cats are so messy! I'm starting to think they have parties when I'm not here during the day. "

home-of-d profile - diary

comments: "I bounce around when I�ve had tons of sleep and I�m generally on the happy without being that overly happy girl people want to kill."

coldwar profile - diary

rs-forever profile - diary

onmyquest profile - diary

loz-er profile - diary

journey2one profile - diary

yesnotreally profile - diary

dontremember profile - diary

comments: "O How Our Hearts / will be digested; / the shattered frontier. / King Solomon, he never lived round here."

ubermeister profile - diary

comments: "Being English is about driving a german car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese TV."

twinklies1 profile - diary

comments: "Who, me? Oh, I've just been practicing grinding my teeth at just the right angle to make a very fine powder which I intend to shove as far into my nasal cavity as possible in hopes that eventually, I'll wake up from this nightmare and

giggleshit profile - diary

comments: "I�d rather take stuff up my ass than take a calc final, I guess."

shor-t profile - diary

comments: "I ran along a dry riverbed looking for Katherine's ex-husband. He was some sort of actor. I climbed up these decrepit buildings and found him in a run-down restaurant."

stardumb profile - diary

in19seconds profile - diary

realchild profile - diary

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corposant profile - diary

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planetpink profile - diary

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swanny profile - diary

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