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comments: oh my god, she's hilarious. "And the sad realization that it would be easier and less painful to get rid of a flaming case of herpes than to ditch my mom in San Francisco."

unclebob profile - diary

comments: everyone seems to know this guy. "Those poor, poor innocent souls. They have no clue what they've gotten into."

andrew profile - diary

comments: I swear this guy sounds like another andrew THAT I know but is not. Must be something about the name.

savecraig profile - diary

comments: "I came here to do two things, work and kick some ass. I'm done working."

shutupmom profile - diary

comments: This Chick's INSANE but funny.

joecartoon profile - diary

ubergrrl profile - diary

comments: "Speaking of stroking, if you don't mind coming by my office for a daily romp, that would be sweet."

joyfulgirl21 profile - diary

comments: Wise Beyond Her Years

Roadiepig profile - diary

comments: The Everyday Ramblings of a Music Nut. "Many days I feel like a stranger in my own storage��"

sixweasels profile - diary

comments: "You know, when I said I really wanted to be on a cruise right now I didn't mean a neverending ride on the S.S. Dumbass."

strangerlucy profile - diary

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porktornado profile - diary

comments: "I wondered how long I�d be asleep before I peed on an electrical outlet and snapped out of it just long enough to enjoy being electrocuted through my penis."

minderella profile - diary

comments: Vibrators and Guns! "holy shit, i am such a slut."

gofigure profile - diary

comments: "I'll take the vacuuming over the fireworks any day."

mysymphony profile - diary

comments: Oh My God! What a cool idea. I "borrowed" this idea. mysoundtrack.diaryland.com

gawain profile - diary

comments: "So now i've got 3 1 foot by 1 foot tiles stuck to the bottom of my boots, and i can't get the fuckers off, cause im standing in the middle of this encredibly sticky floor."

ann-frank profile - diary

comments: "I had the kid break into the liquor cabinet and get all loaded, because you know, that�s always what makes me feel better. "

tuff517 profile - diary

comments: "I bet if I farted right now it would smell minty fresh."

twelvebeer profile - diary

comments: CuppaJoe's Cool Gang of Awesome Diariest. When I grow up I wanna be a BeerMate!

fuzzy-grey profile - diary

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miss-k2 profile - diary

comments: "Nothing wrong with a little meat in the morning"

golfwidow profile - diary

comments: "Also, I'm drunk"

nixtress profile - diary

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outfoxed profile - diary

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juddhole profile - diary

comments: "Now, I rarely miss an opportunity to pleasure myself as only I can, but HOLY SHIT, not in a public fucking bathroom and especially not with another dude in the next stall."

thedailywtf profile - diary

comments: "One of the girls I work with had breast reduction surgery recently and I saw her today. So I tried to be polite by saying NICE TITS!!! And then I said, Those are some fucking righteous knockers!"

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kungfukitten profile - diary

comments: "I have six doctor's appointments within the next six weeks...Lots of people poking and prodding me and wanting to see me naked. It sounds a lot like dating but I don't get to do any fondling in return and no none buys me dinner. Bastards &

discothekid profile - diary

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wicked-sezzy profile - diary

comments: "What's that ass? Princess Leia is trapped on the Death Star? Let's roll!"

reynedecoupe profile - diary

comments: "Here�s a spoon, you sour bitches. Now eat my ass."

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comments: Hit And Run(The 5 CD's Currently in my CD Player)

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