At least my brain isn't as impaired as my liver...
I have come to determine that many (MANY!) of you are very disturbed. Welcome to the dark side.
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My favorite music: |
| Lyle Lovett and his Large Band. |
| comments: You want creative lyrics you can understand?? Bingo, you found 'em. |
| Robert Earl Keen |
| comments: A great Aggie singer/songwriter |
| Jason Boland & The Stragglers |
| comments: 'Everything works, except me of course.' and 'My baby loves me when I'm stoned' all on one CD? Gotta love it. |
| Bruce Robison |
| comments: He and his brother Charlie are the pride of Bandera, TX |
| Roger Creager |
| comments: Another Aggie starting to make it big. |
My favorite movies: |
| The Usual Suspects |
| comments: Kevin Spacey at his best. One of the few movies that really had me fooled. |
| Shawshank Redemption |
| comments: Just great storytelling. |
| The Tao of Steve |
| comments: Men and Women are so stupid. |
| Whipped |
| comments: Amanda Peet at her finest. |
| Office Space |
| comments: with an honorable mention to Super Troopers, Friday, Caddyshack, Bad News Bears... |
My favorite authors: |
| Larry McMurtry |
| comments: The best we have from Texas, and like most uppity Texans I think that means the best period. |
| Stephen King |
| comments: Hard to argue with someone who's sold as many books as he has. Plus, who would want to; I mean this guy is fucked up and he might kill you. |
| Tony Hillerman |
| comments: Navajo folklore murder mystery. Think it sounds shitty? Read it and prove yourself wrong. |
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