At least my brain isn't as impaired as my liver...

I have come to determine that many (MANY!) of you are very disturbed. Welcome to the dark side.

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comments: What can I say, it amuses me, and that's what I'm here for.
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My favorite music:

Lyle Lovett and his Large Band.
comments: You want creative lyrics you can understand?? Bingo, you found 'em.
Robert Earl Keen
comments: A great Aggie singer/songwriter
Jason Boland & The Stragglers
comments: 'Everything works, except me of course.' and 'My baby loves me when I'm stoned' all on one CD? Gotta love it.
Bruce Robison
comments: He and his brother Charlie are the pride of Bandera, TX
Roger Creager
comments: Another Aggie starting to make it big.

My favorite movies:

The Usual Suspects
comments: Kevin Spacey at his best. One of the few movies that really had me fooled.
Shawshank Redemption
comments: Just great storytelling.
The Tao of Steve
comments: Men and Women are so stupid.
comments: Amanda Peet at her finest.
Office Space
comments: with an honorable mention to Super Troopers, Friday, Caddyshack, Bad News Bears...

My favorite authors:

Larry McMurtry
comments: The best we have from Texas, and like most uppity Texans I think that means the best period.
Stephen King
comments: Hard to argue with someone who's sold as many books as he has. Plus, who would want to; I mean this guy is fucked up and he might kill you.
Tony Hillerman
comments: Navajo folklore murder mystery. Think it sounds shitty? Read it and prove yourself wrong.

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