I'm a sassy gal. Sometimes I'm in a good mood and it's all bunnies and rainbows. But I'm usually not that lucky.
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| Weetabix profile - diary |
| comments: Funny bunnies. |
| AtomicBuddha profile - diary |
| comments: Me likes. Good stuff. |
| Cruel-Irony profile - diary |
| comments: A hoot...great stories. |
| Djraindog profile - diary |
| comments: Such honesty! |
| Tater-Fay profile - diary |
| comments: Kittens and duckies and vinegar drinking...oh my! |
| CasperWoo profile - diary |
| comments: "Thank God my cat cannot speak ...she has been witness to my doing the 'running man'...and also unfortunate were the times that I, as the Pope, forgave all her sins with a blessing of one index finger placed on her forehead." |
| Wicked-Sezzy profile - diary |
| comments: Quite the sassy one. |
| SmartyPants profile - diary |
| comments: *cue Law & Order music* |
| DangerSpouse profile - diary |
| comments: "I was excited too, in the way that guys who watch their wives/daughters/pets being raped get." |
| Piehole profile - diary |
| comments: What a hoot! |
| Kungfukitten profile - diary |
| comments: Where has she been hiding? I love kittens AND ass-kicking violence! (Just not in the same room together) |
| Andreeb profile - diary |
| comments: I HAVE A SISTER! I knew my parents were keeping something from me... |
| Crazy4Muffin profile - diary |
| comments: LORETTI! DOO! |
| Ramblin-Bill profile - diary |
| comments: Because there's nothing quite as classy as a box of wine |
| Smoog profile - diary |
| comments: Psychological Wonder Twin power....Activate! |
| MadamePierce profile - diary |
| comments: Ducky Lollipops and wiener dog racing! There is a god. |
| TwelveBeer profile - diary |
| comments: A veritable plethora of funny shit. |
| Heidiann profile - diary |
| comments: Because she loves grid paper and sings songs about beef jerky |
| BlueMeany profile - diary |
| comments: "Because, sure smoking will kill you over time, but war will kill you quicker." |
| JunkCult profile - diary |
| comments: This, my friends, is SPIKE ASSRAM |
| LuvaBeans profile - diary |
| comments: "I have a mild interest in astrology, but don't get all Miss Cleo and try to explain the world based on the dawning of the age of Aquarius." |
| Yeahimadork profile - diary |
| comments: Godfather I and II. Cats. Letter writing. What's not to love? |
| PantryPuff profile - diary |
| GoingLoopy profile - diary |
| comments: She cracks me up |
| Idiot-Milk profile - diary |
| PorchLife profile - diary |
| Janetplnetoc profile - diary |
| comments: My girl! |
| Smedindy profile - diary |
| comments: Such a sweetheart! He's a music nutball of the highest order |
| NiceGuyMike profile - diary |
| Nilliem profile - diary |
| comments: Love her to bits |
| ColdandGray profile - diary |
| IngridWrites profile - diary |
| la-the-sage profile - diary |
| comments: "Because we live in a society that demands next to nothing from its men and yet allows them to set the standard for what they insist on from us." |
| Awittykitty profile - diary |
| Wilberteets profile - diary |
| Devilsdealer profile - diary |
| Hydrogeek profile - diary |
| Scotvalkyrie profile - diary |
| WickedCrazy profile - diary |
| AdaVeen profile - diary |
| UncleBob profile - diary |
| comments: I just spent $20 to upgrade him back to Supergold so his comments work. Gotta give something back to the original master of D-land. |
| Moonfaeryy profile - diary |
| Sinsear777 profile - diary |
| Cardiogirl profile - diary |
| comments: Love this chicka! |
| Smashthegas profile - diary |
| comments: He rocks. Ask him the meaning of "What an absolute Giano" ;) |
| NakedBarista profile - diary |
| Toejam profile - diary |
| comments: So funny |
| Jonathan29 profile - diary |
| comments: I wanna curl up on the couch with him and watch HGTV |
| PeteyPuke profile - diary |
| SparkSpark profile - diary |
| Fergie profile - diary |
| comments: Sass! |
| Bookafly profile - diary |
| Tattoobelly profile - diary |
My favorite music: |
| Beatles |
| Barenaked Ladies |
| Stevie Wonder |
| Josh Groban |
| Frank Sinatra |
My favorite movies: |
| The Godfather I and II |
| comments: Once a year, these must be watched back to back, with heapings of lasagna and garlic bread. |
| This is Spinal Tap |
| comments: "You can't dust for vomit." |
| Altered States |
| comments: William Hurt at his best |
| Giant |
| comments: This movie is best watched on a breezy cloudless Sunday afternoon, with all the windows open |
| Garden State |
| comments: Hilarious |
My favorite authors: |
| Mark Salzman |
| comments: I met him! Check out Iron & Silk, Growing Up Absurd in Suburbia, The Soloist, et al |
| Elizabeth Berg |
| comments: Talk Before Sleep made me bawl my little peepers out. |
| Michael Crichton |
| comments: Travels, The Great Train Robbery, Jurassic Park, Airframe...I love me some techno-thrillers! |
| Lawrence Sanders |
| comments: The First Deadly Sin, in particular. The main character (Edward X. Delaney) makes fantastically bizarre sandwiches, which always makes me hungry. |
| David Gerrold |
| comments: The War Against the Chtorr series. Oh yes, I'm a closet sci-fi geek. |
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