Questionable Milk's Dog and Pony Show
Squirrels are responsible for 70% of all deaths.
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| pablo profile - diary |
| comments: Ghostly children are only eclipsed by actual living ones in the amount of inherent terror they seem capable of instilling in me. |
| bathtubmary profile - diary |
| comments: Can you smell me from where you are? |
| red-wine profile - diary |
| comments: Girl's got her some mad verve. |
| fuzzy-grey profile - diary |
| comments: Put the monkeys in the bucket |
| oldmaid profile - diary |
| comments: what is it about me that says "bring me a dead mouse!" |
| seven-point5 profile - diary |
| comments: Well its too bad they don't give raises for being well-liked, isn't it? |
| polygon profile - diary |
| comments: mbcfe! |
| rumblelizard profile - diary |
| comments: Also, I wish Jake Gyllenhaal would come and kiss me and make it all better |
| beagle47 profile - diary |
| comments: what are you waiting for, decide who you want to be and start working on it. |
| trancejen profile - diary |
| comments: "You just don't sell books. It would be like selling my skin. You don't sell books. You keep them. You build a library." |
| dieselengine profile - diary |
| comments: So cute, she hurts me. |
| monkey-king profile - diary |
| comments: There were also reports of a turkey that ended up in the middle of the dance floor/mosh pit, but I don�t have video of that. |
| ottodixless profile - diary |
| comments: I hope he forcibly rams the paintpot onto her head and then jumps out the window of their 5th-floor dockside apartment (with carpeted lift) crushing the roof of their smug convertible parked outside and entirely destroying the Ikea glass occasional tables |
| somthin profile - diary |
| comments: Shit happens when the kids hit the liquor closet. |
| type-a- profile - diary |
| comments: Well Professor, I fucked a million guys in a huge range and judged the appropriateness and then wrote this paper. Here are some graphs. The 3D model curiously resembles a wang. |
| sparkspark profile - diary |
| comments: Like any dedicated narcissist, I'm endlessly fascinated with others' assessments of me - good or bad (although my inclusion of "bad" in that phrase is nothing but an extension of the pretense that I have a thick skin). |
| hangover profile - diary |
| comments: I suppose I was manufactured in California |
| usb-port profile - diary |
| comments: proper following distance is a sign of weakness |
| captvfirefly profile - diary |
| comments: She's aces, my friends. |
| randomrabbit profile - diary |
| comments: Erm, I�ve just discovered I�m allergic to Nurofen in a somewhat interesting and fun way. |
| smashthegas profile - diary |
| comments: Oh that's nothing sir, you haven't seen me in my pink leotard with stick on fluffy rabbits tail yet! |
| zeroreverb7 profile - diary |
| comments: She's back! Huzzah! |
| portlypete profile - diary |
| comments: I�ll leave the story of the naked gymnast for another day. |
| moosehunter profile - diary |
| comments: So on top of the cold and wet and poo-foot, I had the Sargasso sea in my shorts. |
| what-a-card profile - diary |
| comments: Oh, by the way, some sort of unidentified small mammal currently resides IN MY FUCKING CEILING AND IS GOING TO EAT ME. |
| linkology profile - diary |
| comments: I just wanna listen to Bob Dylan all day. And Bob Marley. All the Bob's. The two big Bob's. |
| johnnynevada profile - diary |
| comments: I'm not sure what I regret more about the weekend-- not sitting and watching the waterfalls for longer or not buying that picture of Liberace, Mohammed Ali, and Hulk Hogan together. |
| strixia profile - diary |
| comments: She's baaaaaa-aaaaack! |
My favorite music: |
| The Carpenters |
| comments: They're so sweet and pure. Just like me! |
| Yanni |
| comments: He's just the dreamiest man alive. |
| David Hasselhoff |
| comments: Boy, can that man sing. |
| Celine Dion |
| comments: I want to be her when I grow up. |
| Gwar |
| comments: Just some good, clean, family fun. |
My favorite movies: |
| Cool Hand Luke |
| comments: Holy christ, how did I ever forget about this movie? I deserve to be shot. |
| Heathers |
| comments: Fuck you if you don't like this movie. You are retarded and deserve to be beaten into a pulpy, unrecognizable mess. |
| Harold and Maude |
| comments: I feel so cliche and dirty for loving this movie, but I just can't help myself. |
| Strictly Ballroom |
| comments: Again, the person who cannot love this movie should eat paint. |
| Anything Disney or family oriented and also (god help me) made for tv movies. |
| comments: I am not kidding here. I have this sick love of all things Disney. And there are few family, or teenage-oriented films that I haven't seen. Doing Time on Maple Drive is one of the finest films ever made. |
My favorite authors: |
| The Bible |
| comments: This is the only book I read. Everything else is too naughty and makes the baby Jesus cry. |
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