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I couldnt help but point out the obvious that you refer to yourself as being, "unclothed" and thats just spiffy with Me. And the Postal service is a cute band. What that has to do with naked skin, and you craving pot, I dont know. SOme things are still best left to speculation, and wet dreams. Have a nice day.

from sanetwin :

kinda like the colors. they are cheesy.

from coldfiltered :

fuck. I messed up my colors. I can't fix it.

from sanetwin :

Oh the boy is all mushy and serious. Ew.

from onewetleg :

just marry the boy. you can't hold out forever. tell your head to shut up. whatever none of my business. oh, and if she has small tits and tattooed wrists, then thats me. not dooki. i'm glad you like my drinky crow. google maakies to see more of him. i'm to lazy to link at midnight here. love ya, jj

from shirley-it :

haha, i almost smashed my cell phone when he didn't pick up the phone. that's something insane, i know, but something you'd do when you're too afraid to lose.

from shirley-it :

same thing happened here. when he says "i love you" and i don't say back, he'd say, "although you don't say, i can see it in your eyes." WOW! we both love our boys and that is so perfect.

from sanetwin :

Holy wow. Way to work the electrician magic.

from coldfiltered :

Thank you, special girlies

from dooki :

I had a nightmare last night. A really SCARY nightmare. Do you ever have those dreams where you SWEAR it's real and you can smell and feel everything? Man, I fucking hate those. Sorry about the dagger. Hey, if the thrower of the dagger had large tits and retarded tattoos on her wrists, sorry. That was me.

from onewetleg :

i always have stupid dreams about sex. but i never get to have it in my dreams. there is always some reason. im married, he wants to wait, it has to be special. why cant i ever have one good balls out sex dream? that's what i want to know.

from onewetleg :

you forgot the tone. i'll put it in for you. BONG!!

from sanetwin :

good luck at the new job!

from sanetwin :

I love getting stupid drunk on vodka. Only it makes me stupid sick after.

from stardumb :

it could use a little more jelly. :)

from sanetwin :

I'm glad for the boy. I'm sorry he is leaving :(

from shirley-it :

congrats on the guy :)

from sanetwin :

I'm jealous. I want knee shaking earth wobbling kisses.

from sanetwin :

how cool would it have been if the wax came out looking like a penis?

from sanetwin :

I'm so indifferent to Il. state losing I didn't even know they did. ha.

from sanetwin :

Happy belated birthday!

from dooki :

My boyfriend LOVES bright eyes. Hey...since you're miss music savy, you should download some songs I posted on my diary. You of all people will appreciate it. Sorry there wasn't any Justin Timberlake songs on there, I know how much you love that shit.

from shirley-it :

guess who's back.

from dooki :

AHHHH! I can't read your diary! I wish you could have zapped me some weed last night. All I have is crap-tastic schwag. But it gets the job done.

from sanetwin :

*high fives* For being in love.

from cosmicsloths :

Youth is in the eye of the beholder. Do you reject Satan. I do...

from dooki :

I like the windmill tree. I'm sorry you talked to a dumb girl from Florida. I hate dumb girls. And I hate Florida.

from sanetwin :

I was wondering where you had been. Thought you were buried in snow or something.

from sanetwin :

�� Merry christmas!

from sanetwin :

Ha ha! Politicians scare you.

from onewetleg :

yep that is weird. maybe its jupiter rising in uranus. sorry, that was dumb. i love the new layout. secret squares are cool. however your prev link isn't working. i think you have something extra in there or something. love,

from sanetwin :

The new layout kicks ass!

from sanetwin :

I was actually originally a journalism major. but I"m awful with deadlines. Thank you, it made me smile that you thought that!

from sanetwin :

Happy Thanksgiving!

from onewetleg :

how cool a power outage. we never get those here. the whole city can be out of power but somehow this block still has it. i'm glad the whole persimmon thing is behind me. it was a pain and embarrassing. good luck with your spiders. i still love you too. love, jj

from cosmicsloths :

It was practically a disaster, or maybe I should just say it was a disaster.

from billybob87p :

did what hurt?

from guttercunt :

;)

from guttercunt :

what for

from dooki :

If only I were high, britt. If only I were...high. I got into a rant last night about flu shots. Curious....

from dooki :

What-up with your comments page? How can you be depressed with this weather? We are opposites. I LOOOOOVE winter time. It's the only time that my cold black heart can blend in with the rest.

from dooki :

That is perhaps the most heart-felt confession you've displayed yet, Britt! I am so touched that I might cry rape!

from pirate-life :

Thats the information that I use to get in to the diary and it works for me. And I'm not unlocking my diary becuse I'd at least like to be aware of who's reading it.

from pirate-life :

NAME : pirates PASS: rox0rz i'm not keeping it terribly secret. lol good job for talking like a pirate.

from peachick :

hi brittany. my new diary is: http://sherly.blogdrive.com. ps-i'm still reading you though i left :>

from dooki :

You know, you've got real nerve. You come to my house, tell me I'm retarded, and then you fucking take my description off your profile. PSSSH. I thought you had cat class AND cat style, but I guess I was wrong. DEAD WRONG. But hey, that's cool. Cuz I don't need you anymore. Yeah, that's right. All I need is this remote control. This remote control and this book of matches and this paddle ball. And this ashtray. And that's all I NEED!

from onewetleg :

all boys are boring. especially cosmicsloths. the most boring of all.

from pattymelt :

and you got these fabulous bras where? i bought two pink ones at target but they really have not support at all. all the "support" bras i tried look like prison garb.

from cosmicsloths :

Technically I'm a foreigner, but who�s to say. Thank you for your kind words about my poetry. The poems are inspired by the future. See you at the next Cactus Party and autumn brunch at Heyday Delta. I�ll be the elderly gentleman in the beret and the automatic waffle maker beside the tiny black statuettes depicting deplorable acts and acute diseases.

from onewetleg :

good luck on the interview thing. khakis and a polo shirt, i say. but i know nothing. i only wear perfect pants. no shirt. just perfect pants. no shoes. no hat. i haven't been turned down for a job yet. knock wood. my thoughts are with you. love,

from worldforgot :

well light that shit up muther fucka!

from onewetleg :

AND grass lawns are really bad for the environment. too much water. you should rip it all out and have a beautiful rock garden with a nice tree in it. mmm. landscaping...

from onewetleg :

nice. love your jock itch jingle. you rule, brittany. as always.

from onewetleg :

i can't believe you haven't taken my survey yet. *sniff* geese are gross. huge goose poop. squish!

from dooki :

Why on earth should you have to settle for one person? I have, and let me tell you, it's great and all, but you always wonder, "what if I'd slept with that one dude." I wish I was a whore with no morals sometimes, but I got 'em. Anyway, Russ looks like a stone fox. Go to Japan. Sing karaoke. Get a giga pet. Wear read sneakers. Do it up.

from onewetleg :

thanks, brittany. i love you, too. jj

from sanetwin :

Russ is cute!

from alicefalls :

I know exactly what you mean, Ive never travelled, what if my one great love is somewhere on the other side of the ocean? I don't. Its a very defeating train of thought!

from fuckyouviews :

that's hot.

from fuckyouviews :

are you offering?

from onewetleg :

<a href="http://onewetleg.diaryland.com"target="_blank1">onewetleg</a> that will make a link that opens my diary in a new window. i assume that is what you are talking about. fargo.

from cdghost :

how exciting to read!

from dooki :

Hey, do my survey. I think you'd do it justice. You can serve it up with some baked lays and a 20 oz drink. Perhaps an M&M cookie. You know you want to.

from alicefalls :

Weird, in the past month Ive heard 3 people talk about just discovering the Clash..I heart the Clash!

from alicefalls :

Im sorry about your pumpkin, it may have been some wildlife, I know they riped up all my sunflowers one year. I love growing pumpkins! I grew a white pumpkin in my friends back yard a couple of years ago.

from onewetleg :

first, i love the comment you have for me in your profile. that was a classic. next, i love black sparkly eyeshadow! and pumpkin seeds, home roasted and seasoned!!! the best.

from sanetwin :

I have a pumpkin vine in my yard too.

from factoidsam :

Today I fell out of bed around noon, and I made some coffee, and Chris Rock said something funny on tv, and I dropped the drip thing with the filter in it, and I totally burnz0r3d my hand. t0t411y.

from factoidsam :

HI! I used to be gaylaughter. Now I am factoidsam. Why are you so hot?

from obscured :

i dont call it soda or pop - i call it all 'coke'. any form of carbinated sugar water is 'coke' to me. maybe i just like saying 'coke'. COKE COKE COKE COKE COKE!

from cosmicsloths :

I bet youre cute.

from cosmicsloths :

Title:Remove your Mask, Corpse: Have you ever seen a lemur with my face/ It�s something I can never replace/ Hiding inside/ Worthless tomato type/ Maggots crawl and fill the wayside/ I�ve gone for so long/ I�m never new, you were, such a crazy, person/ Son of god, I�m only, playing till, I win/ That�s a very nice necktie/ Forget the cost, it�s the style that counts/ Almost Egyptian eyes/ I�ll never again be surprised/ From now on/ I owe it to myself/ Never knew you were, you know, never.

from transgress :

Oh cool. Hi Brittany! I'm glad there's someone else on diaryland that's over 17!

from transgress :

Hi. You left a note in my diary. Who are you?

from fearthefairy :

awesome diary. i like how you write. -Tye

from dooki :

thanks for the website. It answered my question perfectly. By the way, thanks for posting the asphyxiation info. I knew a guy that died from it. he thought that biting down on a lemon would pull him out of consciousness. Unfortunately, he was too unconscious to remember to bite down and died. Wait, that wasn't my life, that was on Six Feet Under.

from ghostofgor :

Proper grammar aside, sometimes I jus feel like skrewing up da english parts......anyways.....hope all is well. GOG

from onewetleg :

sometimes your stories just make me happy. this is one of those times.

from rezzette :

The username/password is Rezzette/readme.

from ghostofgor :

no quitting without permission. I would reccomend bringing everything and piling it around you in the dark. SOrt of like summoning the powers of your stuff to protect you. Even if its in the backyard. Pray a bear doesnt rape you. have fun.

from dooki :

I'm glad you like them. Which albums did you get? You know, lots of things wouldn't have happened if it weren't for me. For instance, 9-11. Yeah, all my fault. See, I was taunting the pilot because I wanted him to join the mile high club. He was all, "man, I have to fly this thing. If we have sex, well by golly we could crash." As soon as my bra came off, we were crashing into the twin towers. How did I survive you might ask? That's none of your god damned business and I'd thank you not to question me about it!

from onewetleg :

no! no! no!!!! get yourself to the shop and have them do it for you! it doesn't cost that much. i got mine stretched to a two gauge. beware the hunk of metal in my tongue! for it is large and in charge!

from onewetleg :

thanks for the note, sweetie. it looks like you had a wonderful time. even though it took 15 minutes for the pics to load. my puter is slow, but damn!! now, if you will excuseme, i have some pants to pee on. or maybe in. i'll let you know...

from stargazer-81 :

Hey, Just wanted to let you know that you seem like a pretty kewl person. I added you to my friends on LJ. I am TatudDevil on there. I hope things start looking up for you. Just keep looking to the stars.. StarGazer

from ghostofgor :

he is indeed an asshole, and Im sorry. No I didnt do it, but I prolly would have broken his legs for you with little to no promting required. Your brother, I think would agree. Take time for yourself, and move away from him, you DONT need him as much as you think. It will be hard to forget, but he will try to patch it up using emotional leverage. DONT let him in.

from stardumb :

my little dream book says that to see yourself involved in a physical fight "signifies either moral or mental confusion." seeing yourself drinking alcohol "signifies fear of being discovered for what one really is. it can also be a warning about the dangers of excess in other areas of life." -- don't know if that helps but it seems your dream was important enough to write about so take it for what it's worth i guess. great new diary, btw.

from dooki :

Your dog ate your bra? That sucks. If I was forced to go without a bra and then forced to do a brisk run, I'd have black eyes for a week and every child nearby would freak out at the wobbly monster headed towards them. Good for you for going gold. I wish I could, but I don't have a bank account. Are those pictures of you? If so, yew shore are purdy! I don't want your dog.

from onewetleg :

ok. send a help request and they will fix it so your diary is a weblog again. i did the same thing to coldooze and they fixed it for me lickety-split. nice quote, by the way, thanks. hehe.

from dooki :

when did you change pages? Why are you cold filtered? I'm cold fusioned, but I haven't figured out how yet. Username : dooki Password: withcorn Read on sister, and may the force be with you.

from ghostofgor :

Just wanted to be the first to leave a note......even if its silly, I did it anyway. Sometimes change is good, especially for underwear.

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