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| from tater-fay : |
| I saw Age's new swanky bottom teeth the last time I was there! Bet he's gettin' lots of chicks now..ha ha:) The wild haired guy you talked to is who I think is the Q 65 fan..I've talked to him too! Is he older with glasses? Glad you updated!! More tommorrow, right? |
| from tater-fay : |
| I'm glad Hans and cat came out of the accident without any injuries!! Ford Escort, huh? That was my first car (along with Sarah's) that our parents bought us..do you remember it? I got into an accident with it and then it got totalled when Sarah was driving it and some Lawyer's wife hit her....The Lawyer's wife got out of having to pay for fixing it...unfair!! Miss you guys! xoxo..Ps, right now I have Def Leppard's "Photograph" stuck in my head! |
| from tater-fay : |
| Maybe your guys' stuff will arrive the same day I arrive w/my stuff in the U-haul..wouldn't that be Ironic? I bet it gets there before I do, though! |
| from tater-fay : |
| Yea..mom can be the Circus Nurse..bahahaha. Nah, she's still looking for nursing jobs but she will be living on the same Land as the circus people (who aren't quite like your typical "freaks and geeks"..they are more normal!)..No, Jay and I aren't really thinking of moving to Portland anymore. I want to try to go to school up here and he's got a working band together and doesn't want to leave at this point. Ps...I just get frustrated w/being married sometimes, but I doubt we'll be getting divorced, so don't you worry your precious little cheese-head:) How's marriage going for you? Still in love? I hope so! |
| from tater-fay : |
| yellow teeth remind me of Dave Fay. Poor Hans!! |
| from monsa : |
| ah, the uncomplicated life. . . |
| from monsa : |
| IF you're preggers, then maybe it is fate!! if you're not, maybe it is just your body simulating pregnancy because you're in such a content love relationship it's the natural next step for your womb/hormones to take. |
| from sillymarquis : |
| Here's a quick hello. I found your journal via Tater Fay and I read your last entry. That's been me on a couple of occasions with the wide awake in the wee hours. I generally fall asleep and feel quite wonky the next day though. Take care |
| from tater-fay : |
| thanks babycakes. I don't normally feel THAT much bile about myself, but it comes out sometimes. I think it happens to all of us sometimes!! I miss all my friends. My friends that I knew long before diaryland! |
| from monsa : |
| in response to your inquiry on my notes page...no I haven't heard of Parker and Lily! is it a band? |
| from idreamtrains : |
| hi! i spent a summer in holland recently and so i am fascinated by your journal. the guy i was staying with (in rotterdam) got very freaked when i tried to use his washer, dryer microwave and stereo system without asking how to use them first. so, umm, needless to say THAT relationship didn't work out. but sometimes i wish i'd stayed in holland because there are so many cool things about the country (although i was happy to see america when i got back.) anyhow, have a happy holiday! -kim |
| from finneganwake : |
| hi there! What an interesting journal! I'm vicariously living through your Holland experiences:) Have a great Christmas! xo, Ingrid |
| from tater-fay : |
| Clogs..clogs. My advice: don't get drunk and attempt to run in your clogs. You WILL fall and twist your ankle:) You guys should be on a plane to the US VERY soon! Are you excited? |
| from monsa : |
| I like that all the different generations mingle joyously at your bar. |
| from monsa : |
| Is it true that Dutch moms pin their babies to beds with huge pins? I mean through their wrappings--but if so, does this early brutality have any effect on the psyche. |
| from tater-fay : |
| Sorry I missed your call!! Damn! Ask Hans how to say in Dutch: "JASON! Light a match when you take a stinky shit in the bathroom, DAMN!" he he |
| from tater-fay : |
| Oh my god...I bust out laughing when I came to the part about Hans walking w/his Pants down and the guy in tights galloping through the park. Jesus..what great stories!! And, I can't BELIEVE those fuckin' dutch cut their spaghetti...ARGH! I'm gonna give Hans a piece of my mind about that:) he he |
| from tater-fay : |
| Sky "Sunlight" Saxon playing drunkenly on a porch in Eugene? Well, I NEVER! Wish I could get his autograph!! |
| from tater-fay : |
| I watched this movie last night "Liam" and the little 6 year old boy (he was "Liam") was adorable, esp. when he smiled and for some unexplainable reason, he looked/reminded me of you!! Aren't you proud to resemble at 6 year old Liverpuddlian boy? I would be. Haven't got to listen to all the other cd's yet...can't wait til I get some time. Ps..how is Mr. Snaggle-tooth, VAMPIE-YA Elwood? |
| from tater-fay : |
| Caesar...WOW! I really really LOVE THEM!! So does Jay! They make good night time driving music!! |
| from tater-fay : |
| oh THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for all the cd's...I can't wait to listen to them! Thank Hans, too!! |
| from monsa : |
| do you remember my mom's tip (actually, her mother's tip) for getting rid of guests once an evening has gone on long enough? it is: discreetly place a broomstick near the door, upside down. Your guests will soon say their good-nights! have fun being Hostess! |
| from tater-fay : |
| YEA! I bet you'll be excited to get back to the good old Red, White, and Blue!! So, you'll be serving pie and coffee this weekend? Splendid! What kind of pie? Will you be wearing an apron? He He |
| from tater-fay : |
| he he..Motorpsycho is ALSo the name of a pretty cheesy movie by Russ Meyer (it isn't nearly as good as Faster Pussycat Kill!! Kill!! or Mudhoney)...Hans definetly shouldn't show you the aspirin tongue, but I have to admit that I like the way baby aspirin AND regular aspirin taste as well (and I used to chew them up..but then again I used to have a pill-swallowing phobia!!) So, I relate to Hans' fixation on chewing aspirin!! |
| from monsa : |
| Was Hans snacking on aspirin while you watched that insane parade? it's like a romatic gunter grass scene over there! Does Hans like baby aspirin or just adult? Are you both over your colds? I'm afraid I caught up on my diary reading after sending you a happy birthday email and then I read that you weren't having the BEST birthday ever, but then it turned out ok in the end. |
| from tater-fay : |
| hmmm...it is possible he wore an Einsturzende Neubaten shirt. He was pretty tall, good body, cute in a sort of Charlie Sheen way without exactly looking like charlie Sheen. Do you vaguely remember him? Seems like me and him and somebody else went to Sheila's when she lived in Urbana (?) and I remember him doing a beer bong and we all ended up sleeping on her couches and shit....its all hazy now! |
| from tater-fay : |
| sounds like you have alot of new, good music, though I haven't heard some of it. Believe it or not, I've never heard Bright Eyes. Think I would like it? I want to go to a bar called Butt's!! Does Herman Munster live in Munster? Or how about Grandpa Munster or Eddie Munster? I listened to the Buzzcocks "Singles Going Steady" Lp yesterday afternoon and thought of you. I think it is sweet that Hans got your name tattoed on himself! Pe-ew..my pizza farts really STINK right now...excuse me! |
| from tater-fay : |
| Tell Hans I'm sorry about his eye, but that tough guys w/black eyes are cute and sexy..ha ha. You guys were in a ol' bar brawl..and I shouldn't laugh, and I apologize for this, but when you said you stepped in to do some eye-gouging but ended up falling down instead, I just had to laugh out loud..I couldn't help it, and trace...you mean..you're NOT a hooker? You need to come back to the loving arms of the US (and make sure to salute Bush on your way in..ugh!)...love ya kiddo! Stacey |
| from tater-fay : |
| you MUST write a birthday entry..come on!! Even if it's written later! Tell us about your birthday adventures living in Neder land.... |
| from tater-fay : |
| how is Mr. Elwood?? Those Dvd's sound great!! You have forgotten Velveeta in your list of fave cheeses !!(ugh..I think the devil himself might have invented Velveeta and pickle loaf..nasty!) Anyways..I'm back in the "Emerald City" now!! |
| from monsa : |
| (blowing kisses to diarist, diarist's husband Hans and diarist's cat Elwood) |
| from tater-fay : |
| Dear Elwood: Great better soon, Mr. snaggletoothy mushy kittie meowmeow. I will say a little prayer for you and prayer to the kittie God named Poppy (Or at least Poppy think's she is the kitty god)..I just ate at Lil Porgy's..YUM! Its kinda fun being back in Champaign, even if I'm sad about Grandma Marie:) Take care, trace..try not to worry..I'm sure Elwood will be just fine:) |
| from monsa : |
| I hope Elwood gets better soon! how awful to have to worry from so far away. I hope you have been checking your email and reading your notes? I think the term "duck" (for cute boy) orginated in jim coffin's reading of one of the francesca lia block "weetzie bat" books--the cute gay boy was Dirk Duck (?) and him and weetzie would go "duck hunting" (looking for cute boys). I'm sure that dutch mayo ain't Hellman's! would you dip whole chunks of boiled potatoes in dutch mayo--that IS the question. |
| from tater-fay : |
| his brothers' child, I mean. |
| from tater-fay : |
| was Mary Poppins floating in the gusty, dark sky anywhere? I wonder if Europe has tornados? Ask Hans. I suppose if the winds were that strong it'd be a tornado, but not if there wasn't a funnel cloud. Maybe the land of Oz is really in Amsterdam, and not here in "The Emerald City"...his brother sounds adorable. I bet he likes Mick Jagger! |
| from tater-fay : |
| ooh..I hope you guys sell the house soon! America needs you both. Hans is so cool cuz he likes Dead Moon. And you are cool cuz you like Gwapes and are proficient with a herr dwyer..ahahahaawwwwhahaha. I have heart burn from pesto. Bleck! |
| from monsa : |
| hi again. I had a dream about you & hans last night! hans was leaping onto tables and you disappeared with a different male, on some sort of mission. meanwhile, I wanted to do a shot of whiskey, but the cups were missing. and then there was a whole lot of stuff about the insides of apartments. lopsided couches, and purple paint (hey, the purple paint might represent your diary because it's purple). and in answer to your query on my notes page: I have still been doing the 2 cigarettes with a drink w/ john. then I get paranoid and wait 5 days and then do it again. so it's a little yo-yo. I start to want them at 5:00 p.m. If I make it until 9:00, then it stops. |
| from monsa : |
| tracita!! why, I had no idea your notes were on (duh). gelukkig verjaardag!! (I'm sure that's totally botched) your diary is like a cupboard full of belgian chocolates. |
| from tater-fay : |
| congrats on your one-month/four-month anniversary!! Also, pot roast, onions, carrots and potatoes in a blenderized meal sounds disgusting to tell you the truth. You should have Hans eat mucho asparagus and see if his pee smells like it, as the myth says. Also, I know you don't have anythign to do all day so you should take the surveys...just go down the survey menu on the leftside of diaryland and take surveys..I've made several you could take..they are called "everything" "inquiremind" "kissntell" and I made one on sonic youth and one on arthur lee but those may be less interesting..I wanna see what your responses are. Love, Tatery tunata |
| from tater-fay : |
| Does Hans ever make his "weiner" do "The Helicopter"? Mm...I wish I was eating Fondue. I LLLLOVE fondue. YUMMERS! I've been eating Fran Fay's terrific rhubarb pie for breakfast..should last another couple of days..yummers. Me hungry |
| from tater-fay : |
| damn! I can't believe I'm the only one leaving you notes. You need to bitch at Monsa for failing to leave a note. Maybe she doesn't note about the notes feature. Stupid librarians:) Anyways, I Can't WAIT to meet Hans because I am going to invite him to my farty party and I might even give out prizes for the best farts based on smell, echo ability and volume. It'll be a close race between him and I!! |
| from tater-fay : |
| I think I would be homesick too...I mean, America is the best country in the GOD DAMN WORLD and I'd want to get back asap in order to watch Re-runs of Little House on the Prairie and drink Budweiser (HAHAHAHAHA)...yea right...I miss you too and I can't wait to see you again and to meet Hans...*smooch* |
| from tater-fay : |
| get better soon!! At least you have sweetie pie husband to take care of you..aww!! Tater bug |
| from tater-fay : |
| you and Hans need to incorporate food INTO your sex life. cheese and stuff. Is this Jan fellow cute? Bring him for me (just kiddin'! Sorta!) OH MY GOD..VITO..I forgot all about Vito. What was that band? Giant Insect or something? he he he...memories, of the way we used to be (I predict I will be the only one to quote Barbra Streisand in your notes)..well hell..maybe I'm the only one that will sign your notes page...where is SIMONE at? DUH! |
| from tater-fay : |
| um...you should write for a culinary magazine. Something about the chanterelle sounds slightly satanic (or maybe it is the ROASTED red pepper). I dunno. The Devil has been on my mind lately. |
| from tater-fay : |
| I'm leaving the first message. I'd like some good cheese about now. Ya know..Velveeta is the NASTIEST cheese ever and it reminds me of step-dad just like cornnuts do..yuck! Have fun and make lots of love and poop jokes! tateroni |
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