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Hey, I am in the process of coming back to Diaryland. I am deleting some entries I don't want read by others, putting someone private folders to keep safe and getting some stuff up. For now, I'll be locked. Your username and password is: buddies/caseylovesyou

from agitated :

<3 = a heart.. sideways. kinda. it's that internet crap again.

from sera1231 :

Looks very nice. Good job. When do you want me to send you a check already?

from rushelle :

**sniff, sniff** I did my best on that cappuccino, Gary, and I was doing a double...sniff. Well, anyway, you and Mellissa should come in on a Sunday morning or Saturday night for the really great service (Jeff and I work tose nights, and I'm by myself in the AM)

from mixup :

You were first last time too. Congrats.

from bantuathach :

Hallo! You told me to let you know when Industrial Sonic Echo is playing again...WELLLLL...Sept. 6th at WAG is the next gig, and the opening of J'me's show there. I think they will even have a dancing girl! Ooh! There will be a bunch of gigs next month, and then Gallery Insane again in October. So put that in your monkey and smoke it!

from timpression :

sorry...just read melissa's diary and remembered about the cab ride. apologies, apologies, forgiveness? i'll put it in an envelope and staple it to my arm.

from dura-luxe :

Well, hopefully I will see you there! I'm not sure, though...

from mixup :

This sucks. Drop me a line about what it is exactly you're interested in doing...I'll check around at work and see what I can find out...there may be something available.

from rockyraven :

i like salad, thanx for listing me

from bantuathach :

(...and the monkeys don't wash behind their ears!)

from dura-luxe :

Sorry about your ass, Gary (should be said with the same inflection as "Sorry we blew up your mom, Ricky")

from mixup :

I submit, as evidence, your profile.

from mixup :

A: Re "Things You've Lost" comment: thank you. I still can't see the NY skyline, or especially lower Manhattan, without tearing up. I don't think I ever will. B: Dishwasher?!

from dura-luxe :

But you ARE in a movie! Haven't you ever seen "The Gary Show?" I mean, you were great toda- oh. Am I not supposed to tell? Uhhh... Hidden cameras? What hidden cameras? Gotta go!

from chehedgehog :

Well, I answered the phone the other day. I said "Hello," and no one was there. I kept saying "hello," in a too-cheery voice, making it kind of sing-song and no one was there. I then said "good-bye" and thought of you.

from trulypoetic :

coffee maker??? teehee... I always thought I was an espresso machine...hmm...go figure! *shrugs*

from mixup :

Thank you, sir, for sending us off in fine style...as I knew you would.

from badgerted :

Hi Gary - I'm really sorry that I missed your feature - a highly acclaimed and anticipated feature at that.... I've been bouncing around like a caffeinated wallaby all week buying a car & cleaning my house.... ack! I heard people were *crying* they were laughing so hard, I'm disappointed to have missed it. Be well, and I'm sure I will see you soon - Ted

from anselm23 :

Mel and Gary -- I'm sorry too that I missed you both... Especially since all the Japanese armor at the Higgins seemed to be on loan to the worcester art museum for their show. Oh, well. I won't be at the auction tonight, Sunday, because I have study hall. But maybe you'd consider coming to Pomfret for dinner on Tuesday or Wednesday. We could go to the Vanilla Bean Cafe, which has very good food, or for sushi at the Harvest if you come before Wednesday. Monday night might even be a good night for that. This is exam week for me, so I'm not very free to go on extended trips around until after June 1. P.S., I'm getting error messages trying to use Mel's guestbook for this message.

from keryanna :

Regarding talented people being assholes, I've learned in life it's really easy for people to be talented since gifts come with no extra work required. Being humble, that's another story all together. That's why I'm never impressed by talent and always impressed by humility. Talent is only as great as the person behind it.

from mixup :

Gary: Don't take it too personally; he thrives on a weird vibe of confrontation/intimidation. The first time he met me, he took lines from one of my poems and incorporated them into his reading of 'i could be a poet" that night. He has actively "cheated" in a slam in front of me, daring me almost to say something...so I did. Now he's fine with me, and we actually had a decent conversation for the first time on Monday night in NYC. While I will never trust him completely, I think of him, in an odd way, as almost like an alpha male dog: always pushing his territory into yours, if you're even worthy of his notice. You might actually consider it a compliment, in a very dysfunctional way. (I know it ain't much, but it's something.)

from javabill :

A thing a day keeps the Microsoft product away. -javabill

from bantuathach :

That would be Thursday the 15th and should read "my FRIEND Donald's band".

from bantuathach :

7 Dyke Street, Providence. 5pm to 10pm as part of the gallery trolley tour (or whatever they tour galleries in these days, My Donald's band and my other friend's band will be playing alternately and together.

from bantuathach :

You should come to Gallery Insane tomorrow night. There will be weird experimental music stuff, plus *I* will be there, and how can you beat that?

from yankeepoet :

congrats on making the team. now I can stalk you properly when we are both in Chicago. just kidding. Though I will be cheering on you fools in Chicago, I dont plan on stalking you. Dave Mac, perhaps...

from dura-luxe :

Hysterical. "When the Jehovah's Witnesses decide they won't be needing toilets any more..." That's really funny!

from kungfukitten :

My dream is to be a published writer and do book signings for my adoring public. An the "fuk" is great because I don't get censored. heh heh.

from badgerted :

Ugh, I have been cranky haven't I. My bad :( I've had a difficult couple weeks. Work sucks and I'm on a lot of medication that's really screwing me up. I promise to be nothing but happy bunnies, squirrels and flowers from here on in!! Gotta at least try, right?

from mixup :

Well, maybe not. But it does have Jack McCarthy. And Suzanne Vega.

from mixup :

Can't, Gary -- that's the weekend of a huge spoken word festival in NY I think i'm going to.

from badgerted :

I hate the smug expression on Bill Gates' face. Plus, I think making a computer 'look good' is one of the stupidest things ever. A tower should be a horizontal box - all right angles - 6 sides that sits under the equally square monitor. All office products should be rectangular. Modular even. My Compaq Presario tower, Sony Vaio Monitor, Cambridge Soundworks sub, and Lexmark printer are totally incompatible shapes that make it impossible to organize my home office.

from p0etik :

I loved the entry. I took note of how last night's feature looked as he was signing books. I think you captured it exactly! Becky

from mixup :

What a dynamite fucking entry.

from mixup :

If it's who I think it is, I have seen him feature, and he was ok...but I agree, he didn't show up till his fgeature and didn't see any other poets (I was also featuring that night).

from lvesgurl :

Why is your profile: Geese will nibble your ankles?

from dura-luxe :

Okay, you're right. I'm cancelling my plans and I'm not moving to NY. But you'd BETTER do standup now. I mean, if I'm going to cancel everything and all...

from badgerted :

Hey....... I really need to put off reading your diary until well I've got a base for my stomach mid-day......... tequila on cereal???? Lord, have mercy.

from mixup :

Hey, LADY!!!! Carol Channing thanks you. Or Jerry. You decide.

from chehedgehog :

With a solid-gold dildo?

from badgerted :

But Gary, if you had a big SUV and needed serious oil supply, which side would you be on? Is that wrong?

from mixup :

Right on, g...I went to the alJazeera site. It turned my stomach. As it should.

from sera1231 :

Go over to http://thespark.diaryland.com/rules.html and apply to join the ring. You know you want to. I'll even write up your feature. :) Tell them I sent you. It's all in good fun.

from mixup :

Stop writing about the war...it's not like there aren't far more important things to think about... Um, wait a sec...sorry. I became somebody else for a minute.

from strummer- :

PROTEST WAR NOW!

from bantuathach :

Oh yeah?? Well, what if I throw dried rose petals on the floor here and they magically spell out the date, time, AND location of your party, huh? THEN what would you do? Maybe I'm having my OWN party. Tomorrow is my birthday. I COULD be...well, I don't think I am. At least, if I am, nobody told me. But I'm going to dinner with my dad tonight, and I'm gonna have baked stuffed lobster, so nyah!

from badgerted :

No way. Heeehahahahhahaa. That's really.... not.... right.

from badgerted :

Hey Gary - your buffalo wings entry sounds a lot like Zac Hanson's solo at the end of "Look at You" by Hanson. Mwhaahahahahaahahaha.

from mixup :

Big surprise, eh?

from mixup :

Yes, indeed. There is a SPEAK. It's music night...Sou is the feature...bring stuff and poems about music. I think I'll NOT sing or play, as I broke my thumbnail (shit)...this may be good or bad according to your position on my playing and singing ability. Please come, and bring the cats. Or not.

from mixup :

And I'm sorry I wasn't there to be part of it...was packing up stuff for my friend Karen (not the one from SPEAK) who's getting divorced, so I didn't get home until after 8. My apologies...sounds like a good time was had by all, though.

from yankeepoet :

as of right this minute you have 666 posts to this diary. I bow before you oh Lord of Darkness, cursed by thy name.

from badgerted :

Grrr.... Tires are the worst. I had to replace mine a few months ago and *what a pain in my butt* that was..... I feel for you Gary. Tires are the worst.

from dura-luxe :

Jehovah's Witnesses look forward to Armageddon. Truely, it is the focus of every church meeting (of which there are 3 or more a week). They believe they will be safe, because they are chosen. Yep, they do.

from chehedgehog :

Yes, and yes. It is really weird because they support Israel becuase they see a Jewish state as a sign of the 2nd coming, but they say the Jews must either burn in hell or convert. Anti-Semetic Zionists!

from mixup :

Well, it may be that the only people who have ever accused him of molestation are young boys...although I was shcoked to hear that M. Caulkin's sister had slept with him. Regardless, if he didn't have 350 million bucks, he'd be behind bars or in a seure ward somewhere.

from mixup :

from sjomedia :

You can always feel free to steal my code for a good cause :)

from bantuathach :

Indian, Thai (peanut sauce), Vietnamese (peanut sauce), Sushi, Barilla tortellini, the veggie lasagna I am eating right now, seafood...I am a fakey vegetarian, shhhh, don't tell. I like your cow-explody, but I won't eat steak.

from sjomedia :

Wow, Gary..... I can't believe that editorial.... that guy had no clue what he was talking about and just spouted ignorance...... ugh.

from badgerted :

Today at work, I really wanted to scream "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!" every time I picked up the phone. Thanks, Gary.

from mixup :

THIS IS FUCKED. It's why I'm not happy with slam anymore...

from rwgill :

But in 1976 Bill was like 10 or something and leaving him on a beach in Tahti would be tantamount to offering his body up to low life. Or something like that. What's with the date on the entry, dude?

from bantuathach :

Did your wife tell you that joke?

from dura-luxe :

I got out of the iMac. I made what they call a "bad choice". It was too old. But I got out of it and am just paying the relisting fees. Oh well, just one of those dumb things you have to do every now and again to keep your official retard card.

from badgerted :

Hey I'll take the Ruby Tuesday thingys - I live in the next city over from Framingsnarf...

from mixup :

Gary: Lovely and poignant.

from dura-luxe :

I just bought an impulse iMac on eBay...

from rushelle :

so if I'm lucky I've got six years left of this? cheese-whiz.

from p0etik :

Yes, I know how to get to your house. I will be by shortly after 7. See you tonight. Becky

from p0etik :

No Mel didn't get back to me. I am totally willing to go tonight if we are still on? Let me know. Becky

from bantuathach :

...and the fajitas were roasted by the flames, and the hospital staff did retrieve the fajitas from the trousers of the man, and did eat them, and did say how good they were, being complemented by the roasted flesh of the Trouser Monkey.

from bantuathach :

The Trouser Monkey has your fajitas, Gary! Jeez, do I have to tell you EVERYTHING?

from badgerted :

I like fat guys in nothing but red and yellow bermuda shorts. But that's too much information isn't it - perhaps I should call Caligula and invite him to come over and watch the Spice Girls movie with me and my life-size cardboard cutouts of Taylor Hanson and David Hasselhoff.

from chehedgehog :

It is no use just hoping for warm weather. If wishes were heatlamps, the northeast would fry.

from badgerted :

Shopping... mmmmm....

from dura-luxe :

Oh, thank you! I am warm now. Faux sun and ice cream... how I love it.

from chehedgehog :

Its just a geek thing, that and many peopple don't buy big ticket items, like cars, houses and tubas online. Feed your head.

from sjomedia :

Lots of people are really wussy about spending $ online, even on sites like Amazon that have pretty much proven themselves safe...... of course, they have no problem giving all of their credit card and address info to someone like me over the phone when they call a place like C&B....... morons. Plus, shopping has turned into an American hobby- seriously. Go to the mall any Saturday right now, during the retail "slow" period of the year, with the US about to enter into a war that will demolish what's left of the economy. (Shit, I hate when this soapbox appears out of nowhere.)

from mixup :

You caught me, Alice. I AM kidding.

from mixup :

Here's an odd thing: William of Prudhoe is actually PLAYING Reginald the Goat in the Starlight Dinner Theater's current production of "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Hadrian's Wall." Small world, eh?

from p0etik :

"So, I'm using Becky Henderson's identity to buy porn online, right?" - Did you buy anything good at least? Becky

from dura-luxe :

I want a Mac badly. I want it purely for design reasons, and being able to easily drag and drop pictures into my apps. I'm on a Mac all day at work, then I come come home to the PC and it's clunky, and everything takes an extra two steps, and I keep pressing the non-existent apple key, and I'm sad.

from dura-luxe :

AHHHH! creepy

from jenne1017 :

from badgerted :

Much as I appreciate your logical and well-presented feelings in detriment of Microsoft, I cannot help but prefer the Windows, and in particular Windows 2000 Professional, platform, over anything I have used elsewhere. I find the Mac interface to be generally more cumbersome and unintuitive, as well as less pleasing to the eye. There are a few concessions I must give to Macintosh, most notably the use of the Unix filesystem in OS X, and superior compatibility as you discussed. But in general I have to say "Sorry, Gary, I'm a Microsoft-using drone and will be as long as they offer what they're offering today."

from johnpowers :

I have a mini heater on top of my desk. My torso is warm. My legs are not.

from dura-luxe :

You're talking just to hear yourself talk, apparently. That guy's an echidna-hole.

from mixup :

"What the fuck am I even talking for?" So many of us ask ourselves this same question...

from yankeepoet :

gary-it is fantasy i have had for many years. plus, lots of us want to smother you. i really enjoy your diary, good sir. sorry i weirded you out. isaac

from mixup :

Is this true? (the fact that I even have to ask means something.)

from yankeepoet :

sorry your head hurts gary. perhaps you should come over and you can lay it upon my ample breasts while I caress your poor achy head.

from rockyraven :

i love your diary

from badgerted :

Gary, you're so full of it. hehehehehehhe stuck?!@?!?!? hhahahaheeahehahaa

from dura-luxe :

Ummm... I just checked their schedule, and I can't say I'd recommend any of them, nope.

from chehedgehog :

Yes, but not for a lack of trying.

from autumnal :

voluptuious-tongued

from autumnal :

just thinking up one word notes to leave people i like. and alternative was the first word which popped into my head when i saw you.

from autumnal :

alternative

from dura-luxe :

Gary... did you go to that comedy show? I took a look at the lineup, and, um... I'm sorry if you went. Okay. Now here is where I get forceful. You have to come to the Comedy Studio soon! I will put you on any Friday night of your choosing. We have "first timers" all the time, and the audience is always really cool about it! You can't tell it from here, but I am hypno-noteing you. You will come do standup comedy... whoooOOoooOoooo (cue eerie music)

from p0etik :

I LOVE ADULT ARCADES!!! oh wait, you mean pinball and stuff...okay I love those too. Count me in, let me know when. Becky

from rushelle :

My friend Mellissa has a pair of kicks just like those.

from p0etik :

Who or what is Dave and Buster's? Sure, I'd love to go to whatever you are requesting that I go to. Becky

from p0etik :

Yes, the pictures were taken with my camera, before I read the directions. Becky

from lost-puppys :

i am sorry but you can not get a great digi cam for 280. you are better off scanning regular pics on a 3600 dpi scanner, if you really do want a digital camera come to my shop and i'll give you a discount on a good one. ritz camera at the worc. common fashion outlets.

from chehedgehog :

Dude. The Canon D60 is probably the best pro-am digital cam around. It goes for 2,000. Get that. Dance clubs suck, go dance to live music.

from bantuathach :

Piggies? I dunno about that. Now I have that NIN 'hey pig' song in my head.

from mixup :

For the record, the bar was in Massachusetts...but it was pretty close to the RI border.

from mixup :

I used to visit a bar where they had a weekly live trivia contest...once saw a drunk lose on the question..."what is your name?" No lie.

from spiffysqwerl :

um u scare me

from anselm23 :

Alas, Gary, your freedoms have already been reduced. The vast majority of people in this country are begging W and their congressman and senators to reduce their freedoms so they can be safe. Sadly, as W. Churchill said, Those who give up freedom to have security will have neither."

from dura-luxe :

Go Gary... Go Gary...! Layout in a pre-press environment like there's no tomorrow!

from badgerted :

Disturbing?? What are you talking about? What about Taylor Hanson's helium-induced sensual moan in the middle of "Weird"?

from p0etik :

We missed you on New Year's. Maybe next year. Becky

from mixup :

Yay. I'm leaving too. And you STILL are the liberal pinko commie bastard...but so am I. ptbptbptbptbptb....

from sera1231 :

You lucky bastard. I'm stuck here until 5. :(

from mixup :

Hey, Gary: I didn't mean to piss you off. Truly sorry if I did...For the record I certainly believe that there is an "American-ness" -- and I get damn tired of the folks on both sides of the political divide who would try to make my own "leftyness" an un-American thing. I hung a flag proudly without a qualm after 9/11, at the same time that I deplored the jingoism of the Bush government. (It's down at the moment, but only because it's faded and I need to get a new one.) As for ancestry -- well, I'm not entirely white, and I have no qualms about including that heritage in my "Americanness"...but I do have to say that being non-white in America has traditionally meant some restriction of access to the perks of full inclusion...so I imagine that while perhaps it's unfortunate, some reluctance to embrace the term is perhaps understandable on the part of some. But despite that, despite my ancestry: no problem calling myself primarily American. None whatsoever. And I wish more lefties would insist on that...we've ceded that ground too easily to the right, as you have noted.

from banannamonky :

omg..

from banannamonky :

omg..

from mixup :

Yup. (for the record, I don't think they're crazy, just Machiavellian clever. good timing for exploiting fear and concern. Evil, yes. Crazy, no.)

from mixup :

Dpnt' confuse the government of N. Korea with its people. Just like the US...they are different entities on differentwavelengths.

from neversleep75 :

gary. you have the only online diary i can tolerate. thanks. -ron

from autumnal :

beannie babies?

from mixup :

Pinko commie bastard, then. Oh, that's typical bureaucratic totalitarian thinking, that is. All words belong to the state, and the state as represented by Mr. Pinko Commie Bastard Gary Ian Hoare decrees how all words as they shall be used. We didn't fight a cold war so you could decide how you could be addressed, did we? I don't think so. That's just like you liberal commie pinkop red bastards...deciding what's unamerican, what's not, how to say "sprouts", all that rubbish. "America, America..." Sure. See if we ever knuckle under to your Red Bastard way of life. You bastard, you. Red. Bastard....um, where was I?

from mixup :

Well, I really don't remember...but I know it was a good reason at the time. And don't call me un-American, you pinko bastard. Bet they like that kinda talk in Havana.

from mixup :

Blatant lie. I had a good reason...not that I really needed one.

from mixup :

Hey...drop me abackchannel line about the reading...would be interested to know whay you felt the way you did...

from rwgill :

Oh you are so going to hell. I bet there ain't no poetry reading there either. "I can see my house from here." Harumphhh... :-)

from bantuathach :

Yay, Gary! I'll see you in hell. (I was baptized twice...that mean's I.m going to hell twice.)

from dura-luxe :

The penguin's are kissing too? Cool.

from dura-luxe :

Oooh... kissin' cookies!

from pgagnon999 :

I'll be coming to your celebration tonight. Sorry I didn't contact you the "normal" way but the little invite you gave me was missing a phone # digit. Hope this gets to you in time :)

from badgerted :

I'm sorry, this is just side-splittingly funny. Though perhaps I wouldn't be laughing if I myself were included, e.g. going from "tightass" to "happy squirrels" in the course of two days would probably would cause me to undergo some kind of Pavlovian schizm. Besides, Rushelle is a teletubby. Wanna fight, girlie????!?!!

from p0etik :

Hey Gerbils? What's that supposed to mean, mister?

from rushelle :

I don't know if I'm quite feeling the love, Mister...First a pinhead, now a teletubby?

from mixup :

Dude, that's pretty fucked up. On the plus side, them mousies IS cute.

from mixup :

Dude, that's pretty fucked up. On the plus side, them mousies IS cute.

from dura-luxe :

I realize that I'm a slut, but I jsut dont understand why you'r insulting Cindi Lauper. "I wanna have fun too"?? For shame.

from mixup :

I will if you lick the knife. Ummmm...wait a minute. Wrong snappy sixth grade comeback...Oh, yeah! Bite this!!! (I knew I'd get it eventually. Fucker.)

from mixup :

What does it mean that you "hat" us all? Fucker.

from rushelle :

Oh, so you're a nectarine tree, eh? Bearer of the fruit with the identity complex, ay? Fruit can't make up it's mind whether it wants to be a plum or a apple...riight :)

from rushelle :

I am SO out of here...put in a housing assignment change form the other day, and hopefully I'll get central or northwest [keeping my fingers crossed].

from dura-luxe :

<i>The remainder of the fake Guns n Roses tour has been cancelled. Finally, somebody listened to me.</I> Hee hee heeheehee! Too funny.

from sjomedia :

Gary, get out of my brain!

from chehedgehog :

Hmmm... someone has been listening to Pansy Division.

from mixup :

Dude, the Sharpie thing, that's fucked up.

from rushelle :

Yes, my ever-observant archnemesis...I am the Tangerine. Not only am I the Tangerine, I am also a rock, I AM an island.

from liaklunk :

Ok, there's your calling. $20 for a 30 min. psych period... there! And on your off time, all the Art you care to create. *wink* Thank you, that made me feel better. :)

from dura-luxe :

Right now my copy of InDesign is from work. If I can snag it, I will get it to you post haste. It acts very strange, though. Difficult to print. At first I thought it was an eps/binary issue, but I think it acts buggy with OS 10.2.2! It's encouraging to hear that you learned the print stuff on your own. I will prepare to bang my head a lot. :)

from chehedgehog :

Gary: New Invader Zim episode to air Tuesday, the 10th at 8 pm on Nickelodeon. Holiday special, or some such.

from dura-luxe :

Gary - it's kind of interesting that if America knows that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, that means that weapons inspections work.

from dura-luxe :

Thanks Gary! I am using InDesign right now, and I think I know what you mean. My main concern is just keeping printing costs low. I think I really need to take a print course, and I'm wondering if I can get my office to pay for it! Recommend any good ones?

from bantuathach :

(rubbing hands together in dusting off motion) Well, then, like, my work here is done. Tubular!

from bantuathach :

I have the day off. Right now the reflected light on the house next door looks like suncrosses and tiny supernovas. The sun is hitting my house and creating these images next door. Think about that.

from mixup :

In addition, I have never ordered hazelnut coffee in my life, and never will, so HA!

from mixup :

Gary: first off, that previous piece is too cool. I like it. Second: you do need something else to do. I suggest acupuncture on balloons. Pop! pop!

from dura-luxe :

Hey Gary... I have a question for youse! I am learning about print (kinda been thrust into in my new job) and was wondering what the best way to render a photograph is if I am using it in a 2 spot-color piece. I changed it to duotone in PhotoShop using one of the pantone numbers, but I feel like I need to convert it to line art. Also, I have no idea what I'm doing. Can I spread ham on the monitor? What about a puppy?

from bantuathach :

I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you fling bounces off me and sticks on to you. No takesies back. Nyah.

from liaklunk :

It's your birthday, only if you wanted to.

from liaklunk :

Happy Birthday! I think you'd make a cool LLama. :)

from rushelle :

My cousin and I dressed up as Vulcans one halloween... I wasn't aware of all the fancy character clippage in the movie, though. What's up with that?

from dura-luxe :

What the...? I've been sneezing too! What's up with dis sh*t? Pollen should all be gone... where is my peace??

from bantuathach :

You think that your paltry taunts will drag from me the secrets of my cyberseamonkey technology??? I laugh at your innuendos! In your face! Nyah.

from bantuathach :

Yeah, but I bet my monkeys scare you! Anyways, what do YOU know? YOU are confused.

from chehedgehog :

That's too bad you missed it. He's new book is a collection of nudes themed around Jewish mysticism.

from bantuathach :

I guess my monkeys shut your monkeys right on up, huh?

from mixup :

I accept your explanation, o shagadelic one.

from mixup :

I find your most recent characterization of me in your profile simultaneously repulsiveand soothing. I should like to see you read peotry covered in sores. NOW IS THE TIME ON DIARYSPROCKETS IN WHICH WE DANCE...

from rushelle :

Hey Gary, I have a feature in NoHo on Thursday...Do you think you and your wife could make it out there? It'd be great if you could. e-mail me back.

from trulypoetic :

your photos bit the dust....

from bantuathach :

Poo, huh? Oh, yeah? Well, you just wait until I complete production on my latest batch of nanotechnologically enhanced cybernetic helper sea-monkeys, and they crawl into your brain and turn that poo-flinging right back on you. Yeah, I'll sic 'em on you, just see if I don't! PS: Hope you have a nice shiny happy trip to NYC!

from mixup :

Why ya goin to NY? Wish I was. I love NY...have a good time

from joliecerveau :

Wow, The Fifth Element sounds pretty good to me. Any comparison to Madonna is a good one to me. ;)

from bantuathach :

Well, Mr. Smarty Cube, if I had meant "Bleargh!" I would have spelled it b-l-e-a-r-g-h, but I SAID "Blargh!". It's spelled phonetically. Get a clue, GARY.

from bantuathach :

Deviled Ham, you say? Blargh, say I! See if I ever try to cheer YOU up again. Sheesh.

from madamefromag :

I think I need to relocate to Providence.

from bantuathach :

I will leave you a note if you will stop making the sad puppy pouty face! *THERE*, is that better?

from chehedgehog :

Dude, I'll invite you to Worcester to see GWAR on the 9th. Come on out for it, it should be an amazing show!

from joliecerveau :

No, I haven't. Who's in it, and what's it about? The Fifth Element, that is. :)

from dura-luxe :

A fish is an animal. A pretentious philosophy teacher, however, is in a class all by himself.

from rwgill :

Should have attributed the quote for the unknowing. That was from the Dead Parrot Sketch by Monty Python. Found online at http://looney.physics.sunysb.edu/~daffy/monty/parrot.html or http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A692660.

from rwgill :

Sometimes a fish is dinner. At that point it is a ex-animal. Sort of like a dead parrot only more tasty. And I quote, "'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker. 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"

from trulypoetic :

this entry..I agree. It is a title!

from liaklunk :

everything in the world is catagorized into A.Animal, B. Vegetable, or C. Mineral. Ya. I can see a fish being a vegetable... it doesn't need a mixture of soil, sunlight, and water to survive...so it maybe it can't be a vegetable. I can see it being a mineral... except we can't melt it down to create something else... and it's not an element that will strengthen our bodies... huh. I think it must be an animal. You were right Gary. A fish is an animal. Science has something here I think!

from bantuathach :

Hey! Sucks about the root canal! I had a dream last night with you and Melissa in it! Had to do with renovations and weird art installations! Maybe I'll tell you more later!

from joliecerveau :

Really, our tastes are that similar? I'll have to take a peek at your list. ;)

from mixup :

"Scars are just a byproduct of existing--just proof I was there." GREAT line. I may steal it...but I'll give you credit... promise.

from dura-luxe :

Gary, sounds like your job is sucking right now, but as one who recently was unemployed for five months in basically the same field, my advice is to just stick with it. Look for another job on the side, but stick with it. It's really dry out there. Even Allmerica in Worcester just layed off half their graphics department. And try standup anyway! Comedy needs you! I'm not kidding.

from rushelle :

mmmmmm... Spam [visualize a lot of Homer-like droooling here]

from rwgill :

Senior Hoare... the amount of shaving all depends on what type of porn you go into. Bob

from mixup :

Again with the porn? Didn't you learn your lesson last time?

from sera1231 :

The url is http://www.NaNoWriMo.org - if you want to sign up, I think you still can. :)

from chehedgehog :

You mean, there's an industry of Hackers and Crackers? Are they Union?

from chehedgehog :

I'm game for Pumpkin Party tomorrow. Sorry I didn't write earlier.

from sera1231 :

I can say, with absolute certainty and honestly, that I did not do it. I cannot however say with absolute certainty and honesty that I don't know who did. :)

from trulypoetic :

you're welcome!

from trulypoetic :

I swear I mailed you a money order awhile back. Have you received it?

from p0etik :

I did not say that the government has any part in this except for the way they are spinning the story. Most Americans can't tell you the difference or if there is even a difference between Iraq and Al Queda. Most Americans are so ignorant of the Middle East that they will support a war of any kind if it gets rid of "them". I just think that it is becoming too coincidental that Al Queda is striking all over the place. I even heard it said that the sniper could be related to Osama bin Ladin? What? Where are they pulling that from? I haven't heard anything else that could support that claim. I guess I am growing ever more skeptical of the media and the government the more this stuff goes on... just a thought or two. - Bex

from sjomedia :

Hey Gary, how late do you think the Pumpkin Party will go? I have to work 12-6ish Sunday....

from mixup :

Hey Gary -- Celena has friends in the area. I think we'll be seeing her more often these days.

from p0etik :

Gary, Don't believe erverything you read or see on tv. could it be that the government is blaming this on Al Queda to sway the American people to back a prolonged war? Maybe? The media is controled by powerful people in Washington...Bex

from bantuathach :

Everybody

from bantuathach :

Gets

from bantuathach :

Naked

from bantuathach :

First

from dura-luxe :

As far as I know they don't need anyone else, but I'll let you know if they do!

from bantuathach :

Okay, Princess. I took your survey. Are you happy now? Well, ARE YOU?

from mixup :

Now, that's Aht!!!!

from bantuathach :

I took your g'd survey Gary. The g'd computer sucked it away. I need more coffee. The coffee is calling you, Gary. You KNOW you want it, Gary.

from mixup :

Sorry, Big G -- you're gonna have to wait like everyone else.

from trulypoetic :

"Bucky" is my infamous 9 yr old son. Oops..I thought everyone knew that...

from trulypoetic :

"Bucky" is a purple belt in tae kwon doe!!!!

from liaklunk :

My son Alex is 2nd degree black belt of Taekwondo... and hell, I've got my red belt (half way there) we're just kickass poets. :) aiiiiieeeeeya!

from chehedgehog :

Hmmm... Webster? I don't think my akikdo and sumo training would help much. Still, I have a good deal of experience in Tae Kwon Do, so I challenge him to a duel! Gary, do you want to be my ring manager or cut man?

from sera1231 :

Unfortunately, I have to work Sunday. I almost always have to work on Sunda. :( I appreciate the offer though.

from mixup :

Garry -- i'll be out there start to finish -- performing on Sunday.

from mixup :

Garry -- i'll be out there start to finish -- performing on Sunday.

from sera1231 :

I'm hoping to go Saturday afternoon for a few hours, but that's dependant on a car that will get me there. :)

from p0etik :

Gary, I am going to be there all weekend. Bob and I have rented out rooms at a very small B&B in S. Hadley. I will be heading out Friday around 2pm. I'll email you my cell phone #, so you can find me if you want. Becky

from bantuathach :

I usually say "black ...like my SOUL", but okay...

from mixup :

Y'know, I've done this. With the coffee, I mean. And it works pretty good, but now I'm stuck with the overwhelming feeling of doom. No, wait. That's indigestion. Never mind.

from sjomedia :

Gary: I'm sure you can guess what my advice is. If you leave can I have your job? I'm really tired of the mall.

from dura-luxe :

That may not be the voting sytem in Florida, but it's what my kitchen looks like right now. I'm going to get my brother elected president of the microwave.

from sera1231 :

You mean there is actually a TV show called "Fact or Fiction"? Hosted by Jonathan Frakes? Wasn't he Commander Ryker on Star Trek TNG? Oh man. I feel like such a loser now for even suggesting it. I did not mean to stoop to that level of cheeziness. And Gary, it so doesn't surprise me that you make shit up, but I don't want to spend too much time inside your twisted mind. :(

from mixup :

Gary -- what's even more interesting about this film is that's essentially a remake of Michael Mann's Manhunter -- the first Hannibal Lecter Film, relesed even before Silence of the Lambs...a pretty good flick, too. Everyone assumed it started with Jonathan Demme and Anthony Hopkins. WRONG!

from joliecerveau :

i think we all feel that way ;)

from p0etik :

It is never too late to kayak! Bex

from sjomedia :

Well, you never come to our parties, so pttttptptptpttttpppppp there, garyhoare! We're going to King Richard's on Saturday if you want to come. And, everyone else in the world shows up at our house without calling first, so try it sometime. During dinner, since that seems to be the preferred time.

from dura-luxe :

Gary, I think the rest of the world just actually needs PROOF that we should attack Iraq. It's not unreasonable for them to ask for a tangible reason. They are aware that Sadaam is a maniac, but we still need to play by the rules of the Geneva Convention. <br> We can't completely ignore our foreign policy and keep insisting that 9/11 happened because Arabs are "jealous". That's the kind of thing the dickhead popular kid in high school says. "Awe, you just hate me cuz I'm HOT!" No, we hate you because you beat us up and stole our lunch money in Junior High.

from mixup :

To SPEAK: 146N to Rte. 16. E on Rte. 16 to the center of Uxbridge. At the 16/122 junction (Main St), take a right then an immediate left (This amounts to staying on Rte. 16). It's the window with the flag and the sign RIGHT THERE. Bring the pain, punk.

from mixup :

Honestly, Gary , I think they'd rather they didn't have to deal with us -- but they have no choice. If the 500 lb gorilla doesn't move, the living room doesn't get used, y'know.

from mixup :

They hate us because we are inexorable. They hate us because we hurt them. They hate us because we are like the big dog that wags its tail, breaks everything in the room, and is still oblivious to its impact. They hate because we do hateful things in the name of an American way we give mere lip service to on the way to hegemony. They hate us because we do not understand that practically no one on the planet is an American, but we use practically all the resources. And finally, they hate us because they hated the Romans too.

from mixup :

Gary: why do Europe, Australia, and Japan hate us, then?

from chehedgehog :

That and your diary is much better than the Phantom of the Opera

from chehedgehog :

When reading your note, I realized there are plenty of people in America saying the same thing to the American gov't, give us money and/or stay out of our buisness, at all economic levels. Not that this is really relevant to our discussion, if you can call it that, but it is interesting to note. Damn, speaking of notes, I wish diary land notes pages had a wider horizontal margin.

from chehedgehog :

I think the "rest of the world hates America" thing is mostly because of cultural imperialism, more than economic domination. In addition, there is a preceived notion that America could be doing more to assist other nations than it does, such as in Africa, where AIDS and drought threaten to tear the region apart. I also think that the notion that everyone else in the world hates america is mostly a myth. You of course are going to say "Well, they flew a fucking plane into NYC, that's not a symbol of love in any nation," and you'd be right, but I would append my statement by saying that the hate many middle eastern and central asian folks feel towards us is largely a result of the US's commitment to Israel and zionism at all costs. You might be interested in reading about the "cargo cults" Gary. There's a culture built on entitlement and demonstrates how the preception of unused and unshared wealth can turn into anger and hate. -Jesse

from joliecerveau :

Thanks for making me one of your favorites. :) joliecerveau.diaryland.com

from lintpickle :

Hey..don't hate me, but I don't think it's the money that makes the rest of the world hate Americans. It's the arrogance and the assumption that USA is the "Greatest Country in the World". I beg to differ. The violence and the ignorance run just as rampant in the US as anywhere else, it's just covered up better. I've been places where the people are nicer, the currency is better, the sense of worldliness is better. I read in Time Magazine, (I can't say quote because I don't remember the author) the world's idea of globalization is the sharing of ideas and getting along with each other and respecting each other etc, and USA's idea of globalization is "OK everyone else be like us". I think that sums it up perfectly for me, a Canadian, who has travelled a lot and seen a lot, and doesn't think the US is the "Greatest Country in the World." Sorry, no offense...:)

from trulypoetic :

can I buy your book directly from you with a money order??? - PoeticaL

from sera1231 :

Gary, that has to be the single most disturbing thing you have ever written -- and that's saying a lot!

from leigh-angel :

Very poetic. It puts a smile on my face.

from kungfukitten :

Hey, sorry to hear of your untimely demise. Damn those cows! Also congrats on the four children. That was fast. ;)

from trulypoetic :

This diary is much better than Cats. I'm going to read it again and again. ;-)

from dead-ophelia :

No, Eminem is to music what Sade was to literature.

from bantuathach :

Oh, okay, so if they are fruity, that's different. Does that mean I have commited some unseasonable atrocity by eateing Wintergreen Tums in the summertime? (PS: Did you really get fired? If you did, I think you should eat more Mentos immediately.)

from bantuathach :

"Having Mentos" is a 'summer activity'???

from mixup :

Dude...are you gonna call me re the tour?

from chehedgehog :

Hey Gary, any tips on how to link to a page outside of diaryland? I've tried doing it in the regular manner and by opening a new window.:(<a href="http://www.xyz.com" target="window">link here</a>) Everytime I make a link it sends me back to www.diaryland.com. Any ideas?

from candies8604 :

Very random. But a good diary nevertheless.

from dead-ophelia :

Hi Gary. I don't know you, but who cares. It's always nice to find a new poet, especially when I am in the middle of a poetry identity crisis.

from sera1231 :

Gary - I'll do my best to keep you posted. I'm bringing the laptop with me, and should definitely have time to update with all the Nationals goodies. -april

from autumnal :

next time im at the providence college bookstore im gonna pick up your book.

from sera1231 :

Where do you come up with this stuff? -april

from trulypoetic :

damn that's funny

from lost-puppys :

I just re-read your open ended letter, again. bad things happen to good people and the only thing we will ever be sure of is that we will never know why. there was a time when I would never of hurt a anyone as well, but then I learned that monsters are real, and they dont just live in closets and under beds anymore. life doesnt get any easier once you realize this, just clearer.

from sera1231 :

Gary, I found this site and thought of you. http://www.gluck.net/jesus/index.html Oh man. -april

from trulypoetic :

http://trulypoetic.diaryland.com/outwiththe.html welcome aboard the word train. Now ya jumpin' up and down aintcha?

from sera1231 :

coming through loud and clear...

from bantuathach :

Plus, a meteor wouldn't be good for the children either. Thanks for the info. I miss your cats. They're awfully quiet. That probably means they are plotting something.

from mixup :

Nah...Some individuals are abominable, true; and we have an innate capacity to become smutty and contemptible in crowds as well; but your own outrage, as shared by so many, is a good exemplar of the fact that's there's much more nobility and goodness among humans than we sometimes would think. If we were truly such monsters, you wouldn't be so outraged. You and many others would just shrug it off.

from bantuathach :

What beach, Gary?

from sera1231 :

I actually saw your banner ad today. This is the first time I saw one for anyone I know. Just thought I'd share.

from autumnal :

IM so glad I clicked on your banner. I'll have to pick your book up next time I'm on Thayer Street at the College Book Store. I was just there last week too. Damn. I'm a Boston writer (grad of Emerson's 'illustrious' creative writing program) and I am currently living not too far from Providence in S.E. Mass. I will definately bookmark your diary to keep 'tabs' on you. Always happy to meet a fellow writer/poet. Love your book cover too, by the way. - Rebecca

from chehedgehog :

Gary, I've noticed that you have a more advanced setup than most people (most people are using the diaryland default setups, of course). Did you have to pay for the Gold membership to be able to set that up?

from chehedgehog :

You are so right.

from liaklunk :

Hey there, if you can on Saturday night goto the QVCC, 16 Greenwood St in Worcester for the Euphany reading... poets and musicians welcome. $5. at the door. Patty Keough is our first feature. Spread the word. Thanks in advance! Lia

from chehedgehog :

I'm game for a BBQ. Okay if I bring chicken salad? What time will it be anyway?

from chehedgehog :

The mention about the double jepodary issue was taken from an interview with Mr. Reid's lawyer a few weeks ago. If you look at the text of the bill, section 801 makes references only to land and sea vechiles, no references are made to airborn ones so it seems that the Patriot Act sec 801 does not apply to airplanes. Wheter or not that makes sense is another issue, but the judge ruled that it does not apply. This really doesn't make any difference, 8 charges verus 9, the guy is still going up the river for the rest of his life. I just hope we don't try for the death penalty on him, that would really piss off Blair.

from chehedgehog :

Gary, the reason why that charge was thrown out is because it is a redudant charge; in addition to the "trying to destroy a vehicle of mass-transportation" there was another charge of attempted destruction of an airplane. The judge ruled, rightfully in my mind, that attempting to try him under both charges would be double jeopardy.

from chehedgehog :

We have that technology now, in fact, all animals going through the Chunnel must have that type of tracking gizmo implanted to track them if they get loose.

from p0etik :

Hey, send me a poem for the anthology. Get Mel to send me one too. I have until 5:30 today (Tuesday). Please please please...also send a short bio. (25 words or less) Becky

from liaklunk :

Oh man, DO IT! Phantom will get their attention! MMMMMM!!!

from bantuathach :

*I* like pizza. In fact, I am eating some, RIGHT NOW!

from mixup :

Yes, we do...in fact, some of us do even standing up. And don't ask me how I know that.

from liaklunk :

Yes they do Gary, and don't ask me how I know that.

from madamefromag :

Two notes in as many days, how cool is that? I wish I'd already seen Star Wars and could tell you that I loved it too, but I haven't seen it yet. :-(

from madamefromag :

I like the new look.

from bantuathach :

I am right *here*. I sold a book last night. I owe you ten bucks. Yay!

from mixup :

I didn't take the poem from you because I didn't want you to have the poem...I took the poem from you because I wanted to have the poem...because it was great!!! Parody is sincere flattery, in my eyes. Thanks!!!!!

from bantuathach :

I am sad. Your wife is making cinnamon rolls and after my sixty-somethingith hour of work this week I cannot muster the energy to drive to your house. Save me a roll? Please? I will see you tomorrow. I wish you lived closer. Now, I pout.

from p0etik :

So I was reading your diary...and then it stopped? I was really curious what you were going to say about me... Becky

from p0etik :

I know all you want from me is the website for Kayla. You diarylanders are all the same...me.me.me.tits.me.me.tits. Becky

from madamefromag :

mmmmmmmmm... doughnuts. All that fat and sugar is tempting. Just look at Homer Simpson.

from bantuathach :

I am clapping my hands with glee!!! And yes, that is my scarf thingie! Are you coming to Java Sunday? Bring EVERYTHING with you!

from bantuathach :

Bless you! I know, I know...the cold is all my fault for making you sit in damp sand. But then, it's your fault for making it rain. Wheee! I am excited! The cover looks so cooooool! My favorite game right now: "Guess where each strip was taken!" So far, from left to right I'd say...the sand pile near the fish head, the log pile, a downtown building, the chinese food sign, and the sky outside the tower. (I mighta mixed 2 up, I'm doing from memory.)

from mixup :

dude...your feature is on May 12th...not the 10th.

from bantuathach :

(raising eyebrow at last entry) Um...what...KIND...of pictures...Gary? Hehehe. Sure, I would be happy to exercise my attempted photography skills for you. BTW...do you have the Walkers' email...I have really good pics of the young Jedi for them.

from mixup :

Missed the Providence Slam? There's always Worcester....Sunday's the last qualifier, if you dare...

from johnpowers :

yo, who runs the ric reading now, yo, what time is it held, yo, what room. word.

from silentone :

Me heady hurtee :( Come home and rub me :0

from sera1231 :

What is it you need a proofreader for, Gary? Email me. -april

from chehedgehog :

Is this where I tell Gary to read my diary? Well, read it! -Jesse

from dura-luxe :

THIS JUST IN:

message:

Starting on Tuesday April 16th, 2002. I',m starting a new weekly open mic night. This time it is in Cranston RI. The West End Cafe. It is an upscale Italian Restuarant. a 180 from The Station.

Linen, leather sofa's, a great wine list, etc...

Depending on the response in the next few months, this could lead to a paying gig for all.

This will be a 6-7 slot 10 minutes a peice show.

Email me at [email protected] or call 401-952-1185 for a slot. Like alway's, Boston and CT. comics get 1st slots due to the drive, and let me know I'll hook you guys up with car pooling. I will tapes the shows so if you need a tape I'll shoot you off a copy.

I'll be springing for door prizes, this keep's the crowd hanging around to the end of the show.

Thanks

Mike Flynn www.flynzo.com

http://www.thewestendcafe.com/

From Route 95: Take Exit 14 onto Route 37 West, follow Route 37 West to the very end and take a Right onto Phenix Avenue follow about 2 1/2 miles and the West End Cafe will be on the left Between Atwood Avenue and Park Avenue

from johnpowers :

HEADS

from bantuathach :

Regarding your entry 3/12: Wow! I feel like I got smacked upside the head by a sudden snowsquall. How very minimalist of you. Sincerely, K-"Suffering from Shelf Envy"-ae

from mixup :

Gary -- you gotta download Auction Snipe software...it'll cut down on a lot of the last minute losing stuff. Or, at least, you'll get do it to someone else.

from dura-luxe :

Sometimes I tell people about the random punctuation game, and they just stare at me. Then they "walk" away. I am so glad that you're ke{e}ping the spirit 'a'live.

from javabill :

fried dough...yummmmm. java hut started serving fried dough a few months ago but its just not the same without the carnies serving it. fried dough goes best with neon & the sound of generators.

from dura-luxe :

I don't say this often enough, but: those are some amazing shelves. Looks like you guys have a beautiful house, too... congratulations!!

from p0etik :

I can see why Melissa now did what she did! The shelves are beautiful! Becky

from javabill :

gary, you da man!! the shelves look GREAT!! -bill

from mixup :

hey dude -- lemme get that schedule thing fixed up for ya right away!!!! Bob just hasn't caught up, I suspect...

from mixup :

would like to point out that I have used some form of the word"piss" in the 5 times in the last five minutes of emails notes diary entries, etc... Actually, six. (Pisser!) Seven. Woo hoo!

from mixup :

stop pointing out the computer simulations -- it just makes the droids pissy.

from dura-luxe :

Wow. What a beautiful entry. I read (amongst many theories) that Pythagoras felt beans were evil and died because he refused to cross a bean field where he was captured and slain. That's probably not as poetic... just kinda creepy. Beans, beans, the golden ratio fruit. The more you eat, the more you build the Parthenon.

from sera1231 :

ack ... so having one of those "not according to plan" weeks. don't think i'm making it out tonight -- will call later

from bantuathach :

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Say it ain't so, Gary. Say it ain't true. Not Zim...Not Grr!!!! I am sad now. Oh, how I am sad. I will go now, mournfully, to mourn.

from dura-luxe :

An addendum to your "last day" entry... don't forget the Starbucks. They are apocalypse proof, and can probably function as a bomb shelter.

from pgagnon999 :

maytag is satan.

from bantuathach :

Dear Gary,

You are the only person I know who can articulate the soundtrack to a 70's porn flick. I bow to you.

Respectfully, ~Kae.

from mixup :

Jeez, that last note from me was cranky. I apologize. I am lower than pond scum. You may skim me if you wish.

from mixup :

Oh, c'mon. India and Pakistan hardly qualify as "medieval" states...mostly rural, poor, and much underdeveloped, yes, but India in particular is also pretty industrialized and tech-wired, at least in some sections. (Bhutan, on the other hand...) The roots of the current conflict are based in the British-created partition of Pakistan and India. Hell, Pakistan isn't really a "nation" per se; the PAKI in Pakistan stands for Punjab, Afghan, Kashmir, India -- an artificially named state carved out and created by Eurocentric mandate for Eurocentric needs following WWII. There never was a Pakistan until someone decided it would be a good buffer between an imminently independent India and weak Afghanistan. (This imperial carving of countries in Central Asia was called the "Great Game" by European diplomats in the 19th century, by the way. Gotta love that spirit of play...) The hate thus engendered by the arbitrary division, on the other hand, isn't just medieval; it's fucking CAVE DWELLER hate...and I fully expect them to toss hot shit radioactive love bombs at each other shortly. Don't you just love the holidays? Great call on "nuke-u-lear", by the way; it's also one of my pet peeves.

from pgagnon999 :

hell no, you're not in trouble. I just wanted to see if you are speaking of the person I think you are speaking of. . .

from pgagnon999 :

Just curious: what did the "bimbo" behind the counter at the Moonstruck look like?

from pgagnon999 :

Excellent manifesto on "enrage-ism". . .yep, hate breeds hate. By the way, your guestbook is a pain in the bum to use. . .

from pgagnon999 :

25,000$ wow. . .I hope you're buying Elvis's underwear. . .

from sera1231 :

I might have a multi-track mixing program for you ... at least that's what I think it is ... but I'll have to find it and see if it's good on Mac. I'll let you know. -april

from pgagnon999 :

but they called him Little Pete in high school. ..

from pgagnon999 :

Funny. . .we're always told wisdom comes with age. . .it seems to me the older I get more of it gets extracted. . .by the time I'm done, I'll be nothing but a pile of organless bones. . .wisdom: save her teeth in a jar

from johnpowers :

i have to pee

from esc8engn :

where am i? what is this crap?

from mixup :

I'm sorry I called you a you-you...love, me me me me....

from sjomedia :

Hello garyhoare. We don't need anything for the party except liquor. If y'all can contribute to the booze pile, that would be more than enough. Thanx for asking :)

from mixup :

I am also "The Scream". I think it's the water.

from mixup :

I'll count words anytime I want to, you baby-eating pencil neck geek, you. (NOTICE: This note brought to you by your friends at the "so five minutes ago school of pop culture references". Our motto: "Pop culture -- it's a gnarly thing.")

from sera1231 :

Hey Gary -- just wanted to let you know that on the art test, you are not alone. My mom took it and she was "The Scream" too. :)

from p0etik :

Gary, Would you feature at Speak Easy on Dec 22nd? Becky

from dura-luxe :

Hi Gary, I read in your diary that you're looking to try comedy open mikes. Drop me a line if you want the skinny on where to perform. ([email protected]) Congratulation on your marriage, by the way! love, - Kyria

from mixup :

Welcome back. Congratulations to the both of you.... love, t.

from dura-luxe :

Hi Gary. I just got a diary here. John Powers told me about this thing. I found your page from his links. - Kyria

from johnpowers :

subtle difference ;)

from p0etik :

I agree. Becky

from mixup :

Gary -- too freaking cool!!!!!

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