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Thanks for the tip...I shall take it in to consideration. We know all about the 'smell' you were talking about. YUCK. Have a good day and I hope the new job is just what you are looking for. xoxo, Ellie

from xnavygrrl :

Practice makes perfect................

from xnavygrrl :

Oh my god. That was fucking entertaining! I'd rather have a guy practice on me than not do it at all. Oh, I tried to add you on AIM.

from xnavygrrl :

Oh, my GOD! You had me cracking up! I'm am also a big momma, and I notice that when I laugh my eyes get squinty and I look Asian. I symathize with your plight. You're not fat, your huggable. I'd rather hug a real guy than a skinny old rail any day.

from willowfox :

GodDAMMIT you need to get comments, bitch. Fine, send me EXACTLY what it says inside the box and the instructions for outside the box and I'll tell you EXACTLY where to put it. That's all you have to do. In the meantime, here's my comment: It's funny you mention the porn shop, because at the first mention of the name of the can opener I immediately thought of that particular chickadee porn shop (owned and operated entirely by women, which makes it A-OK in my book!) and was going to mention it to you. But OF COURSE you already knew about it. Obviously. Also, "New Jersey: Hey, at least its not West Virginia" is brill. My favorite of the bunch. 'Specially since I have family members from WV. And my first Cabbage Patch Kid was bought in WV. Her name was Summer and she had a cloth face, not a plastic one.

from willowfox :

I find that the simplest things make me the happiest. The most content moments of my life have been entirely because of the smell in the air on the first true spring day (or fall day)... or driving across the country when you hit that point where the past and future have both ceased to exist and one leg is out the window while the other controls the gas (there's no need for a brake) and you're eating squeezy cheese out of a can but that's somehow totally acceptable and wearing a cowboy hat, bra and long skirt while the radio is turned up all the way... or riding a bike down a hill... you know.

from xnavygrrl :

When you become a bigtime screenwriter, I want you to write my life story. I'm glad you're back!!

from xnavygrrl :

Thanks for what you said about me in your profile. It was very nice!

from im2evil4u :

Updating daily there my friend? I'm thrilled! Good show. Nice to know your alive at least.

from elliemay23 :

email me at [email protected] if you'd like the username and password. Oh, and THANKS!!! Update more please. (Like I'm one to talk) xoxo, Ellie

from willowfox :

UPDATE BITCH!

from elliemay23 :

Wow...the beach. I love the beach. It's my most favorite place in the world. Hope things turn in a good direction for you soon...whether it be tv or slutty romance novels. xoxo, Ellie

from willowfox :

John-Boy, It's like that old, famous saying: Better to have a Jack whine than to not have a Jack at all. I vote: MORE ENTRIES!!! YAY!!!!! 'Kay here's the plan: I'll come up with 5 questions for ya and YOU do your errands then come back home and fill us all in on your arch nemesis. READYSETGO!!!

from im2evil4u :

Why, yes, I wonder what has happened to you over the last two months. Care to fill me (and everyone) in?

from tothefloor :

hey, glad to hear the news. and poop-cleaning makes for good diary entry-ing, yes?

from xnavygrrl :

Glad to see things are going so well for you! You deserve it. And In and Out Burger...I'm SO jealous! Never had it but heard it's great!

from elliemay23 :

I'm locked but if you'd still like to read I'll email you the name and password. Just let me know. xoxo, Ellie

from elliemay23 :

Glad you updated...do it more often. I don't care if you a an important hollywood guy now. xoxo, Ellie

from willowfox :

Quoted from the Diary of Adekwasity, July 15, 2004: "Those who actually read these ramblings have noticed that I�ve been absent for a while, and there are two reasons for that: work and alcohol." Is that what's going on again, buddy? Come on, man, 17 days... How are we rabid followers supposed to keep this up with no sustenance? Ah, well, at least you're making money. And drinking a lot. Or something...

from xnavygrrl :

My pal, keep the password handy. It's only for a week that i gotta keep everyone locked out. I'm on a mission. They messed with the wrong female!

from xnavygrrl :

Hey, I'm so proud of you for chasing your dreams. You are doing what other people are afraid to do, and that's to be admired. :)

from elliemay23 :

please don't dabble anymore...i'd hate for that same thing to happen to you. i like reading you and i sure would miss it. i'm sorry about your 'friend'. xoxo, Ellie

from xnavygrrl :

Thanks for the note....and I'm glad things are going well for you! I felt bad for taking the potty mouths off my list, but those people's every other word was a curse word.

from willowfox :

La la la... Time for you to post a new entry... La la la... 13 days is too long... La la la...

from elliemay23 :

Awwww...I'm gettin all emotional here. I'm so glad you got to surprise your parents. I love surprises too. xoxo, Ellie

from xnavygrrl :

Sounds like your trip went great! Good for you. I teared up when I read about your parents reaction to seeing you. That was so touching...

from tothefloor :

hi! thanks for the vegas recap. "getting drinks was like stabbing a live fly with a toothpick..." haaaa!

from elliemay23 :

Wow...first time at a strip club. I thought it was a right of passage for boys to go to topless bars when they turned 18. Well, sorry you lost your shirt, but I hope you at least enjoyed loosing it. We were in New Orleans when I got my first lap dance. I then bought one for my hubby and the guys next to us looked at me funny. I said..."What?" and they said..."Nothing really. It's just...well. Are you his wife or g/f?" "Yes" I replied. Then they proceeded to tell me that I was the coolest wife in the whole wide world. I already knew that though. hehehe. Well, have a good day and don't be so long between updates. xoxo, Ellie

from wearymoon :

So glad to see you're back. And to hear that things are going better for you! And PS: if I were a guy I'd totally go limp hearing a girl tell her dog that mama's trying to get a new daddy. That's weird and hilarious!

from elliemay23 :

Woo Hoo!!! An update. I'm so glad that things are going so well for you out there. Please don't go so long between updates. We miss you...or at least I do. xoxo, Ellie

from im2evil4u :

Christ, that was too weird. I was JUST thinking about you. I swear. Then *poof* you updated.

from elliemay23 :

Hello there...where are you? Don't you have time for the little people anymore? Hope all is well. xoxo, Ellie

from xnavygrrl :

I'm so so glad you updated. I was wondering what was up with you. I also admire your philosophy on living, you know, everyday as if it was your last. I guess because of the last year or so, I forgot how to live that way. I need a total life makeover!

from tothefloor :

It was the 22nd actually. Happy belated b-day to you too! I'll take you up on that drink in LA - hopefully sometime this year.

from elliemay23 :

THIS JUST IN: A SIGH OF RELIEF. Ok, so I'm not as good at the whole "news story" thing as you are, but "woo hoo" you updated. You cracked me up through the whole thing. Hope things get better at work for you. Oh, and I CAN NOT WAIT to have an extra dirty martini!!! 5 more months to go! xoxo, Ellie

from elliemay23 :

If I had an extra TV I'd send it to you. I so look forward to your updates. xoxo,Ellie

from lilybug :

I have several pals in that area, and if you'd like to get in touch with any of them so you have people you can rely on (If you say you're my friend, they'll do just about anything for you), then write me. [email protected]. Keep your head up and always go for your dreams. I'll be joining you in a couple years there. -Natalie

from wearymoon :

aww, sweets I hate that you're sleeping without a bed. I'm sorry to hear that. But man I admire you! You are in the big city. It's hard, gonna get harder but you'll make it. Keep your head up. It could be worse. Stay positive, focus on your dreams. I'm here if you need to talk! Much love Jacky poo! D

from xnavygrrl :

Jack, Thanks for the birthday wishes. I'm sending good vibes your way so that good things happen to you. I might even burn a few candles for good luck. :)

from im2evil4u :

Gosh, I love Bruce Campbell. "Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town." - Army of Darkness. Love it.

from elliemay23 :

Hey there. Glad to see your update this morning. Hope you find a bed soon. Take care. xoxo,Ellie

from tothefloor :

hey! glad things in l.a. seem to be going well. i get a similar e-mail except it's from the president of a nigerian bank and there's a million and some dollars that belonged to a dead person with no heirs and if i open a bank account here IN BOTH OUR NAMES with some investment (a couple thousand bucks is all!) he'll WIRE the money to me and we'll split it. but i can't tell anyone. shhh.

from xnavygrrl :

You are so witty. I was snickering when I was reading about your "lottery winnings." Apparently I am in need of Viagra, Cialis, Nexium, and I'll get lots of cash if I act as a go between with my bank and some gentlemen in the Zehibbedeedee Republic of South Africa. Hee.

from elliemay23 :

Hey! I was so glad to see that you updated. Glad you got off with a warning in Arizona. Did you wave at me as you passed by Texas? Have a great day in LaLa Land. xoxo, Ellie

from xnavygrrl :

I have noticed that when I take a Vivarin and drink an energy drink like Red Bull, I get heart palpitations. That sucks. I am also prone to panic attacks, so I know how you feel.

from im2evil4u :

Awesome drive by story. By the way I was going to mention that L.A. sucks, but I didn't want to deter you. That girl and that librarian? Aliens. Everyone in L.A. is an alien my friend. A word of advice - aliens love yougurt, strawberries and bananas so always carry an ample supply otherwise you might not survive. :D

from xnavygrrl :

Wow. I wish St. Louis had that much personality. I wouldn't want to leave either. Good luck with your move to L.A.

from elliemay23 :

Wow, that sounds like a great way to end your time in Boston. I hope you have a great trip to LA. Be careful and please write when you get there and tell us all of your journey. Save Travels, Ellie

from im2evil4u :

Yes, you mentioned that and that is why I asked for an autograph = ) I hope that you continue to maintain your diary because I really enjoy it. If ever you visit New York give me a ring.

from xnavygrrl :

Good luck with your moves. Being on your own is so empowering....

from elliemay23 :

You are going to pick up on writing when you get out there aren't you? I hope so. I have really come to enjoy reading your stuff. If you go past Texas on your way, wave at me. :-) xoxo, Ellie

from elliemay23 :

I think it is great that you came to that realization. When are you leaving? xoxo, Ellie

from im2evil4u :

Wow you're good - he actually is the hair/skin care guy on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

from im2evil4u :

Kidding, kidding.

from im2evil4u :

I think it will be a great opportunity for you - living on your own. Wanted to wish you well in you travels to the West Coast and enjoy. BTW - do you think you could score an autograph from Kyan for me? I love that man.

from elliemay23 :

Can you come do magic at Ninny's next party? xoxo, Ellie

from xnavygrrl :

I also come from a family with a lot of secrets...I feel your pain. I hope you get the information you are looking for.

from pip :

youre still my shmoopy.

from tothefloor :

hey! e-mail me at [email protected] with your AIM address? please? sugar and cherry on top? am a bit drunk too. well, not very. tipsy. like er'rybody in da club.

from tothefloor :

i don't know, i kinda *like* that you held the grudges for the girl bartenders he talked down to. but i'm a big ol' grudge-holder myself, so take all that with a grain of salt (and tequila and a slice of lime too maybe).

from xnavygrrl :

Thanks for the note. I'm smiling a great big goofy smile. (If you don't laugh, you cry..and who wants the mascara to run?)

from xnavygrrl :

Hey, I'm stalking you again! Anyway, bad anology but I can't believe I brought up war. I guess I'm trying to tell you that I was passionate about a lot of things and thought my way was the only way. So if you could wade through the BS you might find some interesting little nuggets in there. I write like a bipolar too!

from xnavygrrl :

May I call you Jack? Well, I'm happy that you read my first entry..and yet, I am embarrassed by some of the things I wrote. I started out the journal being very pro-war, and now..not so much. I am proud of the evolution I've made from the angry person I was to the one I am today. We all have to make our changes I guess. I used to think I had the answers to everything, and now I know I don't. Yet, I'm not too disturbed by it. Anyway, if you want to learn about me read the entry titled, "My letter to the Parole Board" or "Story of my life" or "That house in the alley". I'm rambling. I'm going now. :)

from elliemay23 :

I'm adding you to my list. You are so interresting and fun to read. Take care. xoxo, Ellie

from xnavygrrl :

You sound like a fascinating person. Your stories are vivid! I'm adding you as a favorite, love.

from wearymoon :

Oh come on! I highly doubt that. Hey, just let me know cause you can tend to them, I can feed them biscuits... homemade and organic!

from jackprague78 :

...you should see my picture - I think I'd be lucky to get a job tending pets.

from wearymoon :

a fucking headshot? what kind of bullshit town is that?? Makes me wonder what the interview process would be like. Thank god you've got something lined up.

from wearymoon :

That's actually a smart move, transferring. The gal I work w/ is doing the same with her old job at Wolf Camera. She's got a friend in LA that looked for a serving job for a full yr. before she landed something. Serving sucks ass but it's only temporary... at least for us. ;)

from wearymoon :

Thanks for the note and encouragement! I have a good friend moving to LA in Sept. When I go visit, we have to meet up! Yea, FUCK serving! One thing about those bad tippers I'm starting to like, they're pushing me harder to get my shit together and get the fuck out of this buisness! How's things on your end?

from tothefloor :

hey jack, i have a full moving-to-LA fantasy as well, all about taking the risk, re-inventing myself, etc. etc. like a freefall ride is right!

from wearymoon :

It's been a full day and I still can't get over this bitch leaving such a nasty note. I actually contemplated stalking her. Hmm. I think I've also been doing this too long. ;)

from wearymoon :

J are u in LA already?

from unclepumpkin :

Dude, I just went drinking with you. Is that all I've got? Oh man, I'm drunk off three beers...

from tothefloor :

hi jack, thanks for the update. you make we wanna travel to boston.

from elliemay23 :

Hey there, I noticed, some time ago, that you added me. I'd like to start reading you, but you never update. Please update. xoxo, Ellie

from wearymoon :

alright shithead... where have you been, where's the update?

from wearymoon :

Hmm. Tough one there, Jack! I just wanted to leave a note to say hi and I miss hearing from you!!! I'm drinking a Coors Light for you... it'll help the decision process.

from tothefloor :

hi, i hope you have a prompt system to tell you have some notes here and that you know we miss hearing from you... hope everything's okay. xoxo, elle-emme

from wearymoon :

Leavin me hangin. Gimme an update. Pwease? wearymoon

from wearymoon :

Ouch. Ok, the timing of this is very strange. I don't know what to say. Ok, move to TN and we'll get married. Kate who? Disconnect the damn phone. I'm sending you a beer, a shot, a hug. In that order. D

from pip :

aHEM.

from tothefloor :

thanks for adding me to your favorites. i presume a jersey turnpike is a drink so i tried to look it up on the internet and found this description: "take the worst bar rag you can find and squeeze it into a shot glass. give this to that guy who gives you shit for not making his drink correctly. this one is on the house!" - i'm presuming that's meant as a compliment for subverting the swankiness of the martini bar? thanks?

from tothefloor :

yes, it's the appeal of the cash-in-hand, too, isn't it? well, for what it's worth, i have a soul-sucking day-job and in a grass-is-always-greener stylee - my first thought upon reading your first paragraph was "ahh, sleeping 4 a.m. to 2 p.m. - perrrrfect."

from wearymoon :

*STANDING OVATION* While I pinch tails, suck heads, throw back a Coors, and flash my big 34 A's!!! Loved this entry!!!!!

from wearymoon :

oops... [email protected]

from wearymoon :

hiya! email me and I'll give you my pw info. Have to warn ya', I've not updated in a few wks. Too much drama, and logging it down is to relive it. *smirky smirk* D

from cdghost :

enjoyed reading your words..cdghost

from beauti-ful :

"Every morning I wake up and tell myself it's time for a change. I can feel the skin of the previous day sticking to me like rancid fish offal and I just want to clean it off and start all over. Can we start over, begin again, or is there only the ability to build on what we already are?" That is exactly how I feel! I believe that we can strat again but if we did we would always be at the beginning ..so i figured to just build on life is the best way....still i always want to start again

from whoknows- :

My money is on...political upheval, and of course sex, who can forget sex?

from pip :

a mother, actually. ;)

from volleydahl :

you signed mine, and i read a lot of what you had to write... actually all of it. i actually was going to send an e-mail, but your link didn't work... thanks for what you wrote, i don't actually think anyone reads mine either... it's nice to know someone who stumbled upon it might think it has worth. have a great week-end :)

from whoknows- :

I just found your diary by accident. You sound really cool, and I enjoyed reading your entry. Keep up the good work.

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