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Too funny. I should have guessed that you'd run in the same circle as the Meek, but....funny. Josh and I went to high school together. He was the first person I knew to move to NYC (he's an NYU boy). I wonder if I've ever been at a party with you? Funny funny.

from juana :

I totally would make him marry you! Except he's two things you hate: a) married; and b) old. Dang, dang, dang. We tried to figure out his age; I guessed late 40s? Tough to tell. I hear he has a son who's... 18?

from hermia7 :

I just was on Friendster and realized that you provide a second connection to a guy I know, Nick. I am linked to him through my friend Josh, but also through you and your friend Mimi? He's an awesome actor/brilliant person and he lives in Williamsburg. He is frequently at Pete's Candy Bar, I think. Do you know him?

from juana :

I guess, you know, you get tired of carrying everything so then (after freaking out like a freak) you decide that if you're going to feel that bad about it, it may as well be right to your face. Or something.

from juana :

thank you. i needed that. xo

from leonmcphelps :

Nice Banner and a good diary. Good Job.

from persephonee :

as much as i love your growling on my behalf - i'm pretty sure you would say the same thing if you knew how much i am NOT getting done in the meantime. and also that i spent just as much time online when there was nothing that complicated about my life. no, sadly, sometimes a therapist has to administer a swift kick in the pants. dr. phil style.

from cdghost :

hey enjoyed reading your entries, thank you the cdghost

from rhubelerosko :

Queen of links strikes again... For the gay husband! http://www.youyesyou.com/welove/jpeg/platonic.jpg

from geeky-kiki :

Hi-- you've listed me as a favorite, but geeky-kiki is dead! If you're still interested, I can be found at oral-report.diaryland.com. Thanks!

from hulabelly :

Well that settles it then, doesn't it? I'm moving in with you.

from rhubelerosko :

http://www.billboard.com/bb/daily/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=2077156

from hermia7 :

alrighty. if ever you are itnerested in something from the TW careers website do let me know.

from hermia7 :

I can't tell if notes posted on the side where it says "comment" actually ever show up? I wrote a long one re. the SA, so let me know if it doesn't every show.

from rhubelerosko :

from page six: BUBBLE TROUBLE GLAM rockers the Darkness are renowned for their Spandex catsuits, operatic vocals and a bombastic live show reminiscent of vintage Queen. But there are certain rock clich�s they shy away from. We reported last week that the British band refused to do a photo shoot for Q magazine because the photographer wanted them to pour champagne on the chests of 15 naked models. "They don't like to degrade women," says a source. But guitarist Daniel Hawkins, his tongue firmly in cheek, called us to offer a more rock 'n' roll reason for their refusal: "They were trying to give us that Moet & [bleeping] Chandon crap, but we don't pour anything less than Cristal."

from persephonee :

oh, what a lovely offer! i will accept as long as you promise to let me know as soon as it becomes at all inconvenient. what would i need to do? send you the jpeg?

from persephonee :

hee hee! thank you. so, is this why they call you the sheriff? ;)

from rhubelerosko :

http://www.n00b.org.uk/thedarkness/

from lulutrix :

The best part, possibly, is that I don't even make soup that doesn't come from a can! But I will make up for it with my love.

from lulutrix :

giddy? normal and sane? I don't know about any of that. But one thing is for sure: it is my calling and I'm not hanging up.

from melilot :

Hey if you have yahoo groups or are on neopets.com or would like to be on neopets.com to join my Darkness group please feel free to drop me a note. I'm a memeber of 4 Darkness groups on yahoo and have my own Dan group.

from lulutrix :

You knew how much I needed to hear that, right? Thanks, doll. xoxo

from briddy-b :

Sorry I missed it babe! Looks like a rockin' time. xoxo

from weymouth66 :

You and Dollie should enter the Eurovision Song Contest!! love xx

from persephonee :

it is, exactly my neck! ewww. no running water at work, and none at home either. and with this narsty cold (which i know you are all too familiar with), i am SO THIRSTY! but we have an escape route: we were heading out to my family tomorrow anyway for the holiday, so we'll just go tonight instead. i just want to tell you, lady, i want to buy you that emac so bad. man, if i had a spare $1500...

from hulabelly :

Truthfully, I wasn't sure if it was you or not, until I read your entry. You had previously posted some pics from that same night, and I have a very good memory. You are at the very end, for just a second, but you're right up front, chicken, and it was your hair that gave you away!

from persephonee :

ah, typos! that was "knew", not "know." good luck with the hunt. and don't miss your plane! :D

from lulutrix :

I love that you'd rather go out with me than the Walkmen's boychild! (that's totally what you meant, right?)

from lulutrix :

It makes everything better, which is why I had two cups yesterday. However I lived to regret it, with the sweats and the imploding head. Oh well. Nothing can spoil a haircut day.

from inmyheart :

i'll be honest with you dear, i stole that phrase from poor milhouse of the simpsons. although he doesn't say fuck, and he uses it in the affirmitive.. (someone seems to have flooded springfield, and milhouse, wearing his highwater pants is the only one saved from wet pants, so in happiness, exclaims, "heh, everythings coming up milhouse!").. but thanks for the compliment! xoxlindsay

from hulabelly :

You tha jelly.

from lulutrix :

Maybe a book, is what I'm thinking. How To Remain Awesome, or something. Hmmm...

from lulutrix :

AHAHAHA! "For sucking!" That makes me want to call him up and say "Your writing is great... for me to poop on!"

from lulutrix :

Another great idea is to just hang the man himself over your desk. He doesn't weigh very much - I'd gladly pay the postage.

from lulutrix :

You must know that I now also need an interview from the Janest.

from beatlesgyrl :

OK, you asked for it. Here's your interview... Don't forget to post the rules, now. THE RULES 1. Leave a comment in my guestbook, saying you want to be interviewed. 2. I will respond; I'll ask you five questions. 3. You'll update your Web site with my five questions, and your five answers. 4. You'll include this explanation. 5. You'll ask five other people five questions when they want to be interviewed. NOW FOR THE QUESTIONS: 1. Name a movie you can quote front to back and often do in the presence of company. And tell me why you�re so obsessed with this particular film. 2. What 1960s icon would you most like to hop into a potato sack with and why? 3. In a perfect world of your own making, what color would the sky be? 4. Of all the U.S. presidents, which one do you think was/is the least asinine? Why? Which one was/is the most asinine? Why? 5. Do you color inside or outside the lines?

from schmance :

Janest! What a kind offer! A way with words . . . so ya have, so ya have. And here I thought you might hate me because I read the New Yorker. ;-)

from citrus-sonia :

hey, you are on a friends buddy list, so I've been reading your diary every once in a while

from onlyyouknow :

I found you by clicking a banner add.

from amorchica129 :

Well, I don't remember how I found you, but you're on my buddy list because you're always an interesting read! =)

from briddy-b :

You know I am too cool for Hoboken, but def. not cool enough for Maxwells. And stop stealing my jobs! Perhaps one of these days we will have to meet there. Hmmmm... Kiss kiss, Brids

from lulutrix :

You mean that's not old Pete accompanying himself in a lower voice?

from lulutrix :

OMG, I can't believe you totally quoted that bitch David Cross in P-Phone's journal.

from lulutrix :

You know the only one I felt sorry for was Hetfield. Because he was without me. Oh man. Secretly I may even be disappointed.

from lulutrix :

Ahahahaha! That is genius. And sad, because it seems so very plausible. Should I send another letter to counter the breakup one, do you think??

from lulutrix :

You are awesome. I am just a big baby. And maybe I'm even over it, as the jealousy issue has been such a problem over in that camp lately and, well, they're not dumb over in the other camp. Anyway. Thanks for indulging me.

from schmance :

So, it's the East Coast version of Seattlites telling everyone it rains all the time! Aha. I'm not kidding when I say I feel much calmer now . . . have practically regained my Midwestern calm. Thanks!

from persephonee :

the first time i listened to "my love is bold" i almost left you a note saying who ARE these danko folks, and how do they channel thin lizzy like that? but then i looked 'em up myself. i also liked the hair metal first hour. :) so where was this shady gig going to be? in a just world, you know, you'd have a regular one. or a channel on live365: all jane, all the time.

from persephonee :

and now for delayed reaction #374: so, thin lizzy was immediately followed by danko jones? eeexcellent.

from hulabelly :

I totally knew it would be you!

from lulutrix :

Yeah, Guestbook yelled at me too. You know, it occurs to me that he never likes to have his feelings/weaknesses really out in the open and that the reverse psychology thing makes sense in that context. "I like you a whole lot, but you're not on any old pedestal!" Eh, I don't know. Clearly I'm going to have to just ask tomorrow.

from motherlode :

hey, want some pics and gossip? I don't have am email for you or Dollface

from beatlesgyrl :

Brilliant music choices, friend. Then again, I already have the upmost confidence in your taste after hearing your mix CDs.

from lulutrix :

OH, how I wish I could have been there! Hours 3, 4 and 5 sound especially genius. Man.

from hulabelly :

Especially if we brought the OTHER Jane. You know, the one with a sharp edge and a wooden handle....

from briddy-b :

I think his appeal derives from being seen with seven different women in the span of 24 hours. Who wouldn't want a man like that?

from hulabelly :

Heh, who could be in danger when you have a machete named Jane, right?

from lulutrix :

yeah, so what you saw wasn't the final product. :D

from lulutrix :

A wise woman once asked me, "How close is your period?" Arr, arr, arr! Ooh, I'm feeling you though.

from beatlesgyrl :

Dear Watson, you are smarter than I. It is the multiples of nine explanation.

from lulutrix :

ps, this note and the last one are from agentlulu.

from lulutrix :

right? what the hell? that is some shizzle.

from beatlesgyrl :

I'm listening to your burned disc right now. Not as if you need to be told, but I love your taste in music. And the liner notes -- so swank. I don't know why I haven't added you to my favorites yet. Any more random thoughts? Nope. I'm spent.

from beatlesgyrl :

I, too, have these memory flashes. And, on a separate note, I thoroughly embrace my insanity. I'm not sure what that means for you. ;-)

from hermia7 :

hee, sorry I broke it. I am confused by your double-notes areas, though.

from lulutrix :

AAAHHHHH!!!! The Lightning Seeds! Are you kidding me? Ooh, taking me back, baby. I loved that album so much. And then I forsook it when the Goth set in. Lameass.

from briddy-b :

As if I needed another reason to love you. That video is slowly coming back to me. We must get together in NYC, even if all of the other digsters wimp out. XOXO Brids

from briddy-b :

Jane! Can you e-mail me the super secret diary details again? Like a moron, I accidently deleted every e-mail in my hotmail account, including the good ones from ex-boyfriends that I'd been saving for years. Boo. XOXO Brids

from briddy-b :

"How am I supposed to make a first move if you won't even let me put my crotch on you?" That is FABULOUS. I have never heard such a fantastic saying. I heart you. XOXO Brids

from thesuperfan :

thank you for that MOST "LOVELY" note this morning JANEST! xoxoxo hugs and love superFANalicious ? ps: I'm a little in love with your PET-SHOP-BOYS lyrical link! Awhhh YEAH! pss: and it is a most PERFECT and LINK-tastic LINK! xoxo :tsf:

from hermia7 :

i think i just figured out where you work (nuless i'm making up stories in my head -- very possible), and if i'm right i wonder if you know my old roommate. who is a copyeditor named kelly.

from hulabelly :

Okay, all I could think of when I read your note was, "Machete Jane, she cuts it up old school style!" And now there's a pimptastic party happening in my head!! How to explain THIS to the boss man...

from briddy-b :

I believe I am falling in love with him too. And you know you have some competition--after all, I know The Rules. No man can resist a Rules girl. Yeah... XOXO Brids

from persephonee :

depends on whether you think having BABIES qualifies you as an evil genius. I say yes. and I say this as an aspiring baby-haver myself.

from persephonee :

okay, now I have left you a NEW comment somewhere in the middle. see if you can find it. ahahaha! timewasting for everybody!

from persephonee :

oh man, now I have to click through all your old entries to see the comments. timewasting! hurray!

from thesuperfan :

Now that I have figured out this NOTE thing"y" ... I just wanted to say "THANK YOU" [insert happy tune here](for being a freind)!! and for being the first to LINK ME! I know that the Neil wrote that PET SHOP BOYS song just for us! :) You will always be my "WHITE GIRL" and I hope I will always be you "CYCLONA" I love YOU :) xxxoooxxx :tsf:

from lulutrix :

It's like something has been taken from you, right? Honestly, it's been happening since Thursday and I thought maybe I was just in a mood. But I was so annoyed with the formerly hot wallpaper at home and at work that now both monitors feature instead Daniel Day-Lewis. You can imagine that my mother nearly wept with joy. I only told her because she'd had a horrible day and needed some happiness. Sigh~

from lulutrix :

Eee, yes! Housebuying! Condobuying, really, but OWNING. So crazy! Oh my. Oh my, my.

from lulutrix :

"Also, I think I might get obsessed with 'Felicity.' Oops." -- Your pink slip is waiting. But in other news, yeah, how come so many of the popular sites are just shit you normally wouldn't bother saying out loud because it's obvious/not as clever as it should be/duh/whatever? I keep trying to get excited about them and then I just stop.

from lulutrix :

But the Scotland Yard charges about his having created the images, and the intent to distribute? And if you were doing research on that horrifying subject, wouldn't you look for stuff where your credit card wouldn't be necessary? I mean, the whole thing is so fucked up. Oh, it is sickening. I really, really, really hope there is some thing that makes this all very Ho-Ho! I was doing research!, but I can't think of what it is (even after a brainstorming session with the Rock Star, who might weep over this). Sigh.

from sognidiamore :

Miss Janest... did I send you my new email addy? I changed it... if not email my old addy and I'll give you the new one. Was wondering about something... D.

from lulutrix :

Oh... thank you.

from sognidiamore :

Just read the Polish kid entry and laughed so hard! I was feeling shitty and that cheered me up. Reminds me of when my bf and some of his friends emptied a chinese buffet a few yrs ago. One of the managers came up to the table and said "you no eat here, you eat all ou' lobter, you go you eat too much." ;) Thanks for the laugh janest.

from lulutrix :

Yeah! Samantha Morton! Phew!

from persephonee :

jane, I just wanted to say thanks for the kind words. coming from you, that means a lot.

from lulutrix :

Can you come spin at Roger's 30th? Pretty pleeeeez?

from lulutrix :

Oh for Pete's sake he even has the same hairstyle as the other one. Maybe if I can Photoshop the name out of it it can be wallpaper. Oh, Odenkirk, why must you torment me? http://comedynerd.8m.com/cgi-bin/i/Bob/bo-velhead.jpg

from lulutrix :

Yeah, something's up with my guestbook. Drat. I'll check it out this weekend, but you know I am so far an HTML dummy.

from lulutrix :

Lookee here, another note from Lulu. But I had to tell you how I thought of you yesterday whilst reading the new JANE because Tommy Lee says one of the guys in the band was a total cockblocker. What??

from lulutrix :

I feel like a stalker, leaving you all these messages in a row. But here goes: Thanks for what you wrote about Gotti and NYC. You made me see a lot of things in a completely different way, and that doesn't happen often. xo

from lulutrix :

Oh. My. Sweet. Lord. I missed the MTV thingies so this was the first I'd seen of Ewan. Oh. Oh. Oh.

from lulutrix :

Well, okay re: the Waits. I was all, She'd better have a damn good reason for that-- and then, well, you did. But I have to tell you that last week Boss Lady misheard something on NPR and yelled that he was dead, which totally f'ed up my hour until she realized she was wrong. I was already off and running-- "Oh God, first Layne and now this!! WHY??!, etc."

from lulutrix :

why, oh why can't you have him? i want you to have him!

from sidh :

You ARE the Janest of the Janes ... and you rock girl.

from oh-sweet-pea :

oh i too love the two canadian gay designer guys!! whoooo!

from lulutrix :

Totally frickin weird: Noel of Gap-Toothed is an acquaintance of my friend Jeff, who has a link to GT at www.jath.com. Odd!

from lulutrix :

But I must point out that you are *neither* unloved nor unloveable. xoxoxoxo

from greschya :

Okay, we used to play this porn game when I worked in the book/music/video store where we would name a movie, and then find it's porn equivalent in VideoLog. So much fun. Also, we had a guy who would call and call and call until he reached me (the only girl) and ask me t read off softporn descriptions to "make sure it was the movie he was thinking of." So creepy, and yet so funny -- I would read them off very blandly and try not to laugh.

from luckiestars7 :

Thank you for the message :) i really appreciate it. Yep we both know cavalier love. I had a '96 cavalier that i let my mom trade in on her mustang. That's why i am car-less. But maybe soon i will be driving again. Yeay! Have a great day. Heather

from oh-sweet-pea :

oh yes, a store is a good idea. i can' t wait to hear more! and are you saying that sloan has never had a us record deal? what a shame.

from lulutrix :

Thanks, Red. xoxo

from lulutrix :

Oh, I so know what you mean about not wanting folk to think you're showing off. It ain't like that, though. You the most, baby.

from oh-sweet-pea :

oooh, i'm just about to read that dave eggers book too. i guess we are both behind the curve on that one.

from greschya :

I saw that HBO special too, and I am SO not a sports fan, but I too got all verklempt. hehehe

from greschya :

prepare to be inundated with hits for ty pennington and trading spaces. Seriously.

from oh-sweet-pea :

i just tripped over your diary and i thinks i will stay awhile.

from lulutrix :

It's time, baby. What time? *YOUR* time. xoxo

from greschya :

JD and the Muppets! It is the ONLY christmas album I own, I've gone from playing it on vinyl on my ladybug record player when I was a little kid, to having the CD and cranking it just YESTERDAY! And the Alfie song is STUCK in my head today . . ."It's in every one of us!"

from janest :

Aha! Scrappy. I am all about scrappy. Big points for getting the O.R. joke!

from juana :

Ha! O.R. THEY? is my favorite gag ever! PS, re: the slingshot-- it's not a violent thing, it's a scrappy-girl thing. Like an ultra-hipster Pippi Longstocking. But pretty.

from juana :

Sending you love, girl. xoxoxoxo

from freevah :

American Tune is one of my FAVORITE songs - it breaks my heart every time I hear it, and it just seems to fit the kind of days we live in, doesn't it?

from banana332 :

Your diary makes me wish I were not a science nerd, wore cool boots, knew fun bands, and could pass myself off as a rockstar in hiding. I was so happy to find myself on your list of favorites today. Maybe there's hope for me yet!

from misscue :

hey ms. jane! hope you don't mind me linking your diary. i just stumbled across it a couple of days ago and couldn't resist because it's just so damn good! hope everything is going great for you and give the sloan boys some lovin' from me when they come your way ;)

from bjerica :

Happy Belated Birthday girl. I'm a loser for not reading your diary more often because it's so good. I'm wising up though and put you on my buddies list so I know when the janest of the janes has updated. I used to always read your name jan-est and didn't really quite get it until you had janest of the janes written in your diary. Only then did I figure out it was kind of like greatest of the greats or something. Once again proving how silly I really am! Oh well, I do love reading your diary though and that can't be silly at all!

from curltwirler :

Thanks for the perspective today on why you write in your diary. Hopefully one of these days I'll know my role as well as you do. -Cam

from janest :

Yeah, it says both Caramel and Dulce de Leche on them. I'll buy anything that says dulce de leche too. Not because I'm Mexican, because it just sounds tastier than caramel. Plus there's that whole caramel vs. carmel pronunciation thing, but let's not get even into that.

from juana :

Are they called Dulce De Leche in Texas? Marketing people think they can fool us Mexicans into buying any damn fool product they put in front of us, so long as it's in Spanish. It works, too: I KNOW dulce de leche just means caramel, and I'm not a caramel fiend or anything, but I'll keep buying them. It just sounds better. Sucka, that's me.

from janest :

Oh that is it then. I am on my way!

from juana :

Ma non, mi amica: caramel M&Ms are also available in California! Mmmmm...

from hermitage :

oooh
pulp stuff is the best sort of birthday present

from obb :

happiest birthdayest janest!

from curltwirler :

hope you're having a great birthday!

from juana :

Happy birthday, doll! xoxoxoxo

from janest :

Mostly everyone is crazy according to that test. I believe it only because the categories I got some rank in are the ones I *should* get some rank in. Also, I am way hot on the Los Angeles thing. The fact that 5 bedroom 3 bath houses with BARNS (!!) and crazy square footage exist for under $3000 a month makes me want to move there even if the boy doesn't get the job.

from juana :

Holy Shit! It turns out I'm crazy. Hopefully this won't be a deterrant in considering a move to LA... (yeah, I rated high on Narcissism...)

from curltwirler :

Finally someone who agrees with me about "Meet the Parents." What's this world coming to, eh?

from juana :

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!! We can go out and check out rock shows and cute boys (and we like 'em different, so it'll be good) and have a great old time! CALI! CALI! CALI! xoxoxoxoxoox

from bjerica :

you have a great ol' diary. :)

from apotter :

So very glad you and yours are okay. Your absence had me worried for awhile!

from juana :

Dude, I'll send you an email if you'll send me an email. xoxo

from greschya :

I read the whole ring daily -- your new design, and emmalola's -- inspired me to make mine better. Plus, your diary reads like a Rolling Stone gossip - lite page. Plus, I was underwhelmed in my senior year of high school. :)

from ajax :

Your new design is very special, very pleasing, very... I don't know. What I do know, though, is that it makes me want to eat some limes, peel and all. And that is a very good thing.

from juana :

New design's lookin' good, rocker girl!

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