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from m91879 :
erm, 'scuse me being so late in asking but can I have a password please?
from solarisphere :
That.. was fucking hilarious. You win.
from solarisphere :
that wall is so ugly.
from myxomatic :
I know! I was thinking the exact same thing about lousy Smarch. On a related note, I seem to have incurred some more charges on a certain proton pump's credit card. Tee hee. Just let me know what I owe you. I promise I won't drop off the face of the earth leaving you with a monthly lifetime fee of eight Canadian dollars.
from myxomatic :
EEEEEeeeew.
from m91879 :
I don't even wanna know what sickness lurks beneath that shit. Where have you tried to report it?
from myxomatic :
Fuck that's disgusting.
from solarisphere :
it definitely says "sexy".
from m91879 :
*Titties AND kitties* *lame joke limps away, crosses road and is run over by a truck*
from m91879 :
For what it's worth and with no ulterior motive, I think you're cool, and I'd keep your society over this one any day of the week. All the best.
from solarisphere :
well. that ought to confuse the shit out of Big Brother.
from m91879 :
Doh! I shoulda known from your accent. I envy you, Canada is on our list of countries we can't afford to visit.
from m91879 :
And there was me thinkin you lived in the land of the free and the home of the brave...my bad. I'd send lawyers, guns n money but I ain't got none.
from m91879 :
Just a question. Doesn't your dismissal breach your right to free speech? Doesn't that mean you can sue those suckasses?
from m91879 :
I can't work out whether to commiserate or celebrate. I mean, your workplace really did suck ass... Good luck with next gig.
from deflective :
Um, yeah. You just say the word, and Mike will be breathing out of his eye sockets. Also, maybe that woman on the pamphlet... maybe it just happened! Okay? Ever think of that?
from nibbleofcorn :
From someone who has escaped the drug scene, I admire your common sense, something I lacked.
from m91879 :
Go girl. And don't use that shit forever. The world needs the fruit of your loins. That's what I tell myself, anyway. And besides, your kids will only be slightly less equal than mine...;-)
from solarisphere :
if that was proton, i was rather surprised to see a live action video. that toilet situation is ridiculous, also. while i'm at it, i must mention that i think supposed miss protonpump is pretty and should post more of the same. and finally, i hope i made you uncomfortable because that's the kind of reaction i live for.
from nibbleofcorn :
sometimes I wish my dad would substitute money for his idea of love
from deflective :
So your dad's doing it too, now? Maybe it's something in the water.
from marinasirtis :
I've heard good things about Venture Systems. Want to go hand in resum�s together? My skin won't fall off this time, I promise.
from deflective :
That's what they're called, yeah. Otherwise known as a Madonna.
from nibbleofcorn :
Ah, wait, maybe I was crazy for a second. I can read it again.
from deflective :
Amazing.
from nibbleofcorn :
Hey...you locked this thing, just when I started reading. Could I have the password? Or something? Or maybe I've made you fearful somehow and I'm the reason you locked it? My email is [email protected]
from deflective :
"Sometimes, the best solution for a morale crisis is to just fire all of the unhappy people." Precisely. Well maybe easy as opposed to best, but yeah. I was quite directly fired for being "too sad." I really hope it doesn't happen to you. If you ever do leave, I really hope you at least get to have it on your own terms. :( I'm so worried about you, sweetie. I hope you're okay.
from m91879 :
In the UK, we walk dogs on Leads. Suounds like your bosses might have some karma come callin'....;-)
from nibbleofcorn :
In my experience, it's best not to ask that question.
from m91879 :
Gotcha! I was really missing your warped humour.
from deflective :
Actually, the murder has more to him being the only doctor here who will perform abortions. Someone killed her to get back at him for "killing" his "baby". That's right. I'm in a loop, now. A real live loop seeped in pretentious murders and snatches that have never seen the light of a 200 watt bendy cord lamp. Have fun!

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