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from anticrew :
i'm 26, a libra and born in the year of the horse. i will also be visiting boston in less than 2 weeks. i'm trying to be you.
from sturge :
beat me.
from anticrew :
dude, your diary died. like the kind where you gotta go and ask andrew to revive it-type. why are you dead? can i sprinkle some verbal holy water your way and lazarus this puppy up?
from sturge :
Stalking is always encouraged.
from anticrew :
why havent you added me to your lj? i'm rhonduh! lets be friendsssszz
from haberdasher :
yeah, so let's see it. my hair is still very professional looking. still uncut and uncensored.
from truckeratlas :
the autumn will still be trapped in my hoodie when i get there.
from haberdasher :
holy shit did that make me laugh for a solid ten minutes
from anticrew :
talk to me! i'm a stranger! and you dont update as much as you should....that makes me a sad rhondy!
from truckeratlas :
It's you. all along. you.
from anticrew :
doing it with younger dudes is SO the new hotness. just ask kelly.
from truckeratlas :
god-damn, all day long i worked on a small symbol of my love for you.
from pillowcrush :
well hello tara. i was just outside smoking a ciggarette thinking of you guys. and how when i got on the bus the driver was all, "why didnt you just pull i n front of me. you were following me for all that time." and i said"yeah i didnt know waht was going on. we saw you and wanted to flag you down and then you turned left and we didnt know what to do and its my BIrthDAy!!" and then i felt like and ass and took my place in the back of the bus. and there was this crazy guy in a blue cropped jump suit doing all these elaborate hand movements. it was truly amazing. the whole day. and when i come home i think im ready to go through all the clothes and give you your share becasue i have all these new clothes and im so fed up with ...well i dont know...you know...mom. dad. and also while i was outside thinking of you i was thinking,you know simultaneously that its my birthday, and so of my parents and how i know them really well and know WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT???!!!
from pillowcrush :
well hello tara. i was just outside smoking a ciggarette thinking of you guys. and how when i got on the bus the driver was all, "why didnt you just pull i n front of me. you were following me for all that time." and i said"yeah i didnt know waht was going on. we saw you and wanted to flag you down and then you turned left and we didnt know what to do and its my BIrthDAy!!" and then i felt like and ass and took my place in the back of the bus. and there was this crazy guy in a blue cropped jump suit doing all these elaborate hand movements. it was truly amazing. the whole day. and when i come home i think im ready to go through all the clothes and give you your share becasue i have all these new clothes and im so fed up with ...well i dont know...you know...mom. dad. and also while i was outside thinking of you i was thinking,you know simultaneously that its my birthday, and so of my parents and how i know them really well and know WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT???!!!
from pillowcrush :
well hello tara. i was just outside smoking a ciggarette thinking of you guys. and how when i got on the bus the driver was all, "why didnt you just pull i n front of me. you were following me for all that time." and i said"yeah i didnt know waht was going on. we saw you and wanted to flag you down and then you turned left and we didnt know what to do and its my BIrthDAy!!" and then i felt like and ass and took my place in the back of the bus. and there was this crazy guy in a blue cropped jump suit doing all these elaborate hand movements. it was truly amazing. the whole day. and when i come home i think im ready to go through all the clothes and give you your share becasue i have all these new clothes and im so fed up with ...well i dont know...you know...mom. dad. and also while i was outside thinking of you i was thinking,you know simultaneously that its my birthday, and so of my parents and how i know them really well and know WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT???!!!
from pillowcrush :
well hello tara. i was just outside smoking a ciggarette thinking of you guys. and how when i got on the bus the driver was all, "why didnt you just pull i n front of me. you were following me for all that time." and i said"yeah i didnt know waht was going on. we saw you and wanted to flag you down and then you turned left and we didnt know what to do and its my BIrthDAy!!" and then i felt like and ass and took my place in the back of the bus. and there was this crazy guy in a blue cropped jump suit doing all these elaborate hand movements. it was truly amazing. the whole day. and when i come home i think im ready to go through all the clothes and give you your share becasue i have all these new clothes and im so fed up with ...well i dont know...you know...mom. dad. and also while i was outside thinking of you i was thinking,you know simultaneously that its my birthday, and so of my parents and how i know them really well and know WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT???!!!
from xmasface :
When are you in Boston?
from lovely-freak :
what happened to black santa? no website... no myspace... where are you people?
from silleehed :
my aching gaping hole. i feel it inside my chest. it weighs heavy. there is hope, but also fear and uncertainty. a lot of fear. i have to let go of the fear. but first i have to find out where the fear is coming from and this may take time. more time than i am patient for right now. i miss you. the prom planning went well last night. i wish you could have been here. wishes. that is the other things. i have wished on so many things. but no stars. i haven't seen the stars in so long. i am hoping to see stars and warm sunny beaches and fireflies. soon. see? the hope. in your chest.
from silleehed :
i've said it before, but goddammit i miss you. sometimes i think i really may lose it and then i walk by one of the many pictures of you in my apt and i feel a little better. i don't know where i am and i don't know where i'm going but i know who i want with me. yes. that means you. please call soon. xoxox
from silleehed :
no complaining about the heat until i can complain with you, byatch.
from silleehed :
i love you tara. i want to make you a present. i want to buy you a house and a car and phone. i want to sleep next to you and eat breakfast with you. i want to have your baby. but i also want you to teach me how to play music and paint. and i want you to help me be confidant. you know what i need. you are always giving it to me. i miss you so goddamn fucking much. i have never been so impatient. i've never had to be away from two people that i need for so long. you and kelly have changed my life. and here i thought i had everything already....
from anticrew :
wellll??????? was it 'complicated' to learn? aaahahahahahahhahaha. come visit me. i'm lonely and sad but i dont like writing about it.
from truckeratlas :
well, of course I love you. That's been obvious from the start. Did you ever notice how many photos of you i took that first night, when we were drinking and rolling on the floor all lipsticked?
from silleehed :
yep. i know.
from haberdasher :
like i said, come home to somerville and see us play a show at the skybar on the 28th. you've nothing to lose.
from silleehed :
so yeah. i went to his page on myspace and i'm all, 'what was i thinking?'
from haberdasher :
awwwwww yeah. brothers from another mother
from silleehed :
i so have a job there don't i...who is it? tell me. it must have been the shoes. i miss you my muffin! i wanna lick your arm. i kept licking sean t drinkwater last night. it made him feel uncomfortable but he liked it. i told him that i'm going to ruin him and he said that he knew that but not tonight. and i said of course not tonight. but that he'll love every minute of it. yeah. generally interested in the boys. you should fire me. xoxoxox
from haberdasher :
we're playing in somerville. come home.
from silleehed :
we need to talk. like on the phone. face to face. i think we are feeling the same thing. i feel you girl. that's the first thing you ever said to me. on your favorite diaries page. before i even knew who you were. we've always known each other. we are each other. i love you.
from truckeratlas :
hi. hello. hi. i feel like i'm looking at only half the picture. hello. hey sexy.
from silleehed :
now my tung is all sore from drinking hot tea and coffee so i can shit but it ain't happening and my tonguuu hurts anyway. and i'm still awake. not sleeping again. funny. that. (i'm comin' to tejas in 3 weekzzzzzz!!!!)))))
from silleehed :
yes, i do love my vibrator. but i don't appreciate some boy trying to get in my band. will i like him? will i ever sleep again? hmmm
from truckeratlas :
livejournal is for fuck-you-thens. I'm all about the DL. I just READ others' LJs, dizzall. And ever is defined as as long as you can possibly think about something, plus 45 minutes or so. You're not boring.
from silleehed :
*meep*
from silleehed :
and dood. wha the fuck is chekitvew? are you chee-ating on me?
from silleehed :
fractal. speed levitch. fucking. i'm confused. where am i and how did i get here and who are you? are you in texas? am i mexican?
from truckeratlas :
more wood for that smoky kind of fire, then?
from haberdasher :
four track stuff! woooooooooo... hopefully my 4track plays at the same speed. i think mine is quarter inch per second, but i have access to the half inch kind. but it's all very exciting.
from checkit-view :
Need a little truth in your life? Well, we're a couple of girls just waiting to pick your diary apart. Just come and leave us a note and read the rules. We're waiting for you! *wink wink*
from silleehed :
wah!!!!!!
from haberdasher :
concrete wave! i love reading about obscure references to shit i know about
from silleehed :
ha ha. band camp. been there. the music was horrible. the uniforms were evil. the gross makeouts in the back of the bus got so gross. and also i'm going to start cutting hair when i get to austin. you know, for money. and what else did you say...that was so long what you wrote. it was good but so much and i had all these great things to say about it. but you said it so good. thanks babe. your just such a fucking babe. *crunch. bite. zoot woman.*
from silleehed :
guh. kissing. boys. fuck. fuck. fuck.
from haberdasher :
the problem with texas...
from silleehed :
fo-shizzle. gettin' my ass to tejas. but first, the anniversary celebration. sans hangover. i have a hangover today. the hubby reminded me that it was because of the binge drinking. right. that. of course. sex is the topic continually. last night we all realized (and you and i have discussed this before) that if you don't have sex for a while, you forget that you like it. or worse, you black out just before you make your hubby have sex with you so you don't remember it in the morning. happy nuckin' foo year. xoxoxoxchuck
from truckeratlas :
the truth doesn't make a noise. I don't like thinking of you alone in the tub sipping mimosas. so, i make it my M.I.S.S.I.O.N. to bring you out here for the 23rd. And I promise to stop breaking your heart.
from anticrew :
omg. i actually "lol" when i read that. i know you didn't mean to make me laugh but i totally did. because i was all heaving the sentences together and trying to make what i feel sound like the english and not blubbering and then you go and write a one-liner and i'm all: oh, that texan-tara! ahahhahahaaa. i love you! i want to come and visit. i will be away for a long time--i'm leaving in 9 days and won't be coming back til march. will you still be there? and kelly, too? cause i'd like to come and visit and pressure jonee to come and visit so that i can have an east coast party in the dirty south
from silleehed :
dude. babe. what is up? phone-tag...nope, not liking it. so did you sluts get the package or what? i sent i like, way before thanksgiving and shit. i miss you. fuck.
from haberdasher :
i went to like 3 different supermarkets and told everyone that i was going to horde canned goods. does that count?
from haberdasher :
the tara
from anticrew :
OH MY GOD! FUH REALS! RECONNECT YOUR FUCKING INTERNET, TARA. WHAT THE FUCK? YOU WANT ME TO SEND AN EXTENSION CORD ALL THE WAY FROM CANADA TO YOU!?! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE! NOW!
from anticrew :
OH MY FUCKING GOD! RECONNECT YOUR BLOODY INTERNET, TARA!!!!!!!!!!!
from silleehed :
huh, what? right on....
from gidgetgrrl :
I love that picture you(?) put up on snapshots. Just looking at him makes me wish I was holding him too.
from silleehed :
dood. i tried to call you, but the call didn't go through. i'm sitting at my computer and i'm missin you. let's write a song together.
from truckeratlas :
i'd come and play with you. but, i'm infectious and delerious and not much fun.
from haberdasher :
get the stickers? took too long. i'm not good at that.
from pillowcrush :
no spoon. only senseless violence....no i didnt call nick i couldnt find his #. come home whenever. house wont go away. you have a check here and a letter from your married guy in new jersey. blek. im moving to vermont. xo
from silleehed :
miss muffit--i miss you, and you are missing me and he and she. i love the illusion and the stars. keep dreaming, keep bending the universe. after all, there is no spoon.... xoxoxox
from truckeratlas :
aw. i love you, you fucking hot ass rock star gangsta shit. I miss you, too. TX is better off with you in it.
from pillowcrush :
yeah fuck you!
from pillowcrush :
send me his "i can call and just leave a message after 5" number and i'll find a phone to call him on tomarrow. xo. miss you. also, you were so right about me probobly not supposed to be listening to bright eyes. crying eyes is more like it jesus. but its cool when a song makes you ball, bouncy like.
from pillowcrush :
dont you have his day time number? i thought you said you had it and i can call him after five and leave a message? i dont have a phone...
from haberdasher :
i totally have stamps now. and the stickers are sent immediamente.
from silleehed :
damn, girl! you so fine, you make a sistah go blind.
from haberdasher :
by all means. i welcome it
from anticrew :
I'm a "Hipster Intellectus". They say I can quote Sartre off the top of my head and that I like Chomsky and that I wear black alot. Not true! Like for example, right now, I'm totally wearing red panties and an old grey tshirt.
from haberdasher :
just bought my first 2 sm57's a few weeks ago. what are they, cardioid?
from seduction711 :
Interesting writing...I enjoyed your diary. Thank you. Ian
from silleehed :
i really wish you were coming home this week. i miss you. but i'd probably be stinky company anyway. but we have to start working on a practice schedule, you sexy thang. still miss you two sentences later. xoxoxo
from haberdasher :
we play shows in worcester. shrewsbury too. there's an h in shrewsbury. not in worcester.
from haberdasher :
you need to record me. the ghettoblasting 4track thing is wearing thin.
from shadowbxr13 :
i apologize for the same guestbook message 4 times in a row. i blame andrew and his falty service. (or my stupidity)
from banana3159 :
Whoah-- locked diary. What's up?
from haberdasher :
yeah, i came over, what was i thinking. i was there and i was pissed that you weren't home. things like this are not usually forgiven. shame on you.
from haberdasher :
it's ok if you weren't home, i didn't go there. so it all works out in the end. i send things in the mail tomorrow, if all goes well.
from haberdasher :
maybe these things would have gotten to me if they weren't left somewhere where i wouldn't necessarily read them. maybe i'm not the one who is retarded here...
from pillowcrush :
it seems awful urgent that you convince us your not retarted. i think you need a wheelchair. there are camps that take care of those things. if you come to my house and you are retarted i will club you with the wrong end of this hammer in the foot.
from haberdasher :
you're getting the stickers asap. i ran out of stamps last week and i'm so lazy that i haven't gotten any more. now my bills are (past) due and i have no choice. you're getting them. i am not retarded, i wouldn't forget. for proof i could send you a picture of me with the envelope addressed to you that was filled out like a week ago. i have half a day off tomorrow. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. maybe i'll make a S*m*rv*ll* run and leave them in the mailbox. who knows.
from pillowcrush :
but you love the screaming infidelities song....agreed he should get over it.......if pining could last 15 minutes and in that fifteen minutes you could right a great song. trey parker makes me shit my pants and i wouldnt be ashamed to show him. leaky fuckin ass. what fresh hell is this?
from pillowcrush :
im ninehats79 on aohell. im myasskills on yahoo and im dirtybittenfeet on msn
from pillowcrush :
your explanation page is very deep. i think i have a chance with speed levitch. hell i would have a chance with anyone if became mute out my mouth and my ass. but trey would love me. wed fart on everyone together. erns annoying me. i dont understand married people. i updated my nerve account you should check it out. im banking on no one in their right mind responding. which is what im going for. all the freaks in the cracks who pee in their girlfriends
from pillowcrush :
what are you doing? im bored and picking my face
from pillowcrush :
excuse me ho bag i meant thanks!
from pillowcrush :
update ho. he signed our guestbook. i dont remember biting him too!
from truckeratlas :
epitonic.com. i hope t rocks you sideways. thanks for the painted walls and smiles. yrs
from xmasface :
Dude, no. Seriously: where are my books? Somebody's gots to have them and even I (that "I" should be emphasized) know that you borrowed them from me. Hey. Kelly's guru kitty picture is being used in a really irritating banner ad right now. "emeraldblaze."
from silleehed :
good. wees miss yous! i thought maybe it was something i said... ;-) xoxoxo ps. i didn't fart on your bed.
from cogwheel :
wait. what?
from pillowcrush :
what will i do without you? its like we really are married. excuse me GAY married. im sorry i told you to fuck off fuckor
from pillowcrush :
fuck you you fucking suck
from pillowcrush :
wheres the 50 pounds of free lobster you were supposed to win for us?
from anticrew :
i had a dream we talked on the phone together. i'm too lazy to write it out again but i wrote a rather long note to "pillowcrush" explaining it. you have a pretty voice and you laugh alot.
from pillowcrush :
dammit
from pillowcrush :
come home RIGHT NOW
from truckeratlas :
top, topless, hot that you were. i have to thank the city for placing that steetlamp just so. You throw a ramblin party, ma'am. Texas is all the wilder having you there.
from haberdasher :
i need an invitation like that to something. i need to get cooler in a hurry.
from pillowcrush :
remember when i had that nice dream the other day about the boy....well something weird and coinciding happened and i have to tell you but youer not here. just a bunch of empty bottles in your stead. i will work on doing something productive and not being too lonely while your gone....and eating the frozen vegetables...one at a time. spaced out. soy sauced
from silleehed :
it's official. i have a crush on you. xoxoxo
from truckeratlas :
what a rock star you are.
from pillowcrush :
you exceed best
from truckeratlas :
bite bite bite!
from haberdasher :
are you kidding?! i've been driving everyone crazy with my incessant playing of kickstart my heart for the past 2 weeks. no spite is involved in the 80's songs. and to get stickers just send me an address and they're yours.
from haberdasher :
point#1: never have read enders game...point#2: feedback is why we have sound checks. actually, it feeds back way less than the old shure i had been using in the practice space, and the output isn't exceedingly high, so i'm not worried really. i'll keep you posted though. since the show i'm supposed to be playing tomorrow is cancelled it'll have to wait until april 25th.
from haberdasher :
no offense to the lady on the right.
from haberdasher :
dude. i know who the fuck you are. if you had been on the right no comment would have been made. jeez.
from truckeratlas :
i'll take you to sandy bottom of you slap it like you mean it.
from haberdasher :
shit man, you're cute!
from banana3159 :
OHMYGOD. "For Esme with love and sqaulor" is one of my all time favorite pieces of literature-- what's hat snetence? "And suddently he felt ecstatically tired." GAH!!! Must re-read it.
from silleehed :
did you have a dream about me? spring is so close. i felt it last night. i smelled it and tasted it. yes, let's ride bikes and write in chalk and stumble around in flip flops. see you soon. xoxoxo
from silleehed :
***BIG HUGEMOUNGOUS VIRTUAL HUGGGG*** AND KISS XXX
from silleehed :
i miss you. i haven't seen you in soooo long. did you get my postcard? have fun at home, grrl. xoxoxo
from silleehed :
you forgot to list the frozen cow juice, silly. don't tell me you didn't try some.... i think i have lazeehed
from shadowbxr13 :
so i tried to hang the promis ring cd case you made me on my wall because then i would have a great pic of you and kelly...but no dice...it wouldn't stay up...i usually never have that problem...but anyways....so i stood there and scratched my head in wonder trying to think of a way to appease my inner monkey. then AHA! dawn shines on marble head (or something like that) and i remember rolls of film i packed with me to develop...so i trucked down to the A&P and in nine months...you will have a baby...and in 5 days...i wil have my pictures. life is beautiful, isn't it?
from anticrew :
uuuuuuuhhhhhhppppppdayyyyyte
from silleehed :
but you're supposed to have my baby! you wouldn't believe how much yous two are missed. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
from anticrew :
i love you, too
from haberdasher :
wow. i like what i'm hearing. what should i be asking?
from silleehed :
no, I'LL GRAB YO ASS. and you can find bubblegum at marshall's and tj maxx for cheaper. they are one of my faves. do you know that i haven't bought clothes or shoes in like, 2 months? cwazy. xoxox
from foambedlove :
ILL GRAB YOUR ASS
from silleehed :
aw...big smooch. you wanna go for a ride today?
from trashbaby :
I keep adding to the same page. If I update I erase whats on. Gotta come up for Debs last night. Sorry I didnt get intouch this weekend.
from pezpunka :
Thank you hon very much. Have a good week, please. =)
from silleehed :
bEACh partY. cOrOnAs. sweATing swEAT.
from trashbaby :
Trolling for boyscouts! Ya baby! Ya!
from shadowbxr13 :
i'm telling ya...he may be 25, but i heard it straight from the horses mouth. he pretends he's 16. i think he has social anxiety/borderline personality disorder. plus, his lyrics are so fucked up...i think he may be an alcoholic also. he's just said that Jennifer LOVE Huette dumped his ass.
from silleehed :
will you grab my ass?
from rantingcynic :
No way does the lead singer of Tahiti 80 look like Ron Jeremy! He's cute... and thin... and has hair. But, maybe the lead singer can one day be a successful porn star...who knows.
from haberdasher :
thank you for this. and, by the way, the other day, in a fit of boredom i learned to play kickstart my heart. not exactly a parallel comment, i know, but i know you can appreciate it.
from anticrew :
a girlfriend AND a mixed CD? a bottle of champagne and an empty hotel room and we're set!
from chuna :
sorry, my computer's a psychoface. you can just erase all thems duplicates.
from chuna :
oh, in a heartbeat. ps, may i have a mix? i'll send you one, too...
from chuna :
oh, in a heartbeat. ps, may i have a mix? i'll send you one, too...
from chuna :
oh, in a heartbeat. ps, may i have a mix? i'll send you one, too...
from silleehed :
i am now a central part of your mind's landscape, whether you care, or do not.
from xmasface :
LET ME IN!!!! Uh! I'm callin' from the FUNHOUSE, baby, with my song - we've been separated now for faaaaar too long!
from chuna :
thought i'd drop by and say hello. cuz i have a crush on you like woah. dude, they should sell you in bulk at costco.
from trashbaby :
Hey Baby, be my sweet starchy potato.
from shadowbxr13 :
i think we should go out and make snow angels...then get hypothermia...then drink hot cocoa...
from foambedlove :
where did you gomy lovely?
from xemochick :
crazy layout
from xmasface :
How was last night for you?
from battlekitty :
you are awesome, incredibly eccentric and poetic all at the same time. I'm horribly envious of the way you write.
from haberdasher :
i have the slayer and overcast, but the slayer is an old tape and i'm sure by now it's all but useless. played a show with overcast way back. i'm old.
from kingwally :
I'm all about that. Are you game? (I think it's well overdue...)
from chuna :
everything that i've seemed to be thinking/talking about for the last couple weeks: coincidence and the subconscious. the point being, rabbet is the bestest.
from foambedlove :
i like sentimental. i am going to stay away for awhile
from vyv-xx :
Welcome to the nitpicky diaryring.
from vyv-xx :
I've been listening to the same Built to Spill cd since December 23. And I scalded the roof of my mouth on a fried egg and cheese sandwich. Let's take a nap.
from xmasface :
There can be only one.
from londonloves :
hello, i'm glad you like my diary. i really like how yours looks. its rather pretty :)
from haberdasher :
bologna is cooked pork cooled down. don't get the public in an uproar!
from soccermom :
oh i have only taken one quiz from qiuzilla but it was from a friends link, and the picture was unable to display. the background picture on my page is not from some snob/indie something quiz.if you were interested though, its from saddle-creek.com and from band photos of bright eyes.they are my favorite.
from vilntnicoles :
you left me a note! now i'm leaving you one! i like your diary too! nicole.
from nobiki :
hi, just got your message. jane cosmetics rock, really, esp. the e/s. they are very similar to some higher priced e/s (like MAC or urban decay). also, prestige cosmetics has some good e/s (the e/s flushed is supposed to work well as a cheaper alternative to NARS orgasm blush, the one that was on all the magazine best of polls) and their l/g tubes are nice, too. just as good as stila lip glaze pens, but $5 instead of $24. they are a little strong-smelling, and they are not usually as sheer as stila. are you on MUA yet? if not, lmk and i will tell you how to get on - it is a great place to talk makeup!
from chadmuska :
rc read you, so i decided to read you too. your diary was very good. really, it is. i read it all and enjoyed every entry.
from anticrew :
actually, i liked the short story "teddy" better.
from haberdasher :
if you have instant messenger or the capacity to send files through some other forum, let me know. since i broke myself, i can't play any instruments or do much of anything yet, so i can just send garbage all day... bad music from the handicapped!
from haberdasher :
we need to link up and share music. this 4 track club is on to something...
from haberdasher :
neanderthal? cro-magnon? at any rate, have a happy birthday. splendid.

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