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from the-thorn :
Hey man, not sure if your wanted to come to Harper's Ferry (or if you would be able to) but I'm trying to find out what dates work best for eveyone. If you want to go, just let me know what dates work best for you (however June 22-24 is Sturgis Falls). Hope you are able to come.
from vlkoslak :
hey I=back on DL
from death-bloomz :
Oh man, your entries made me laugh.
from bhawk0527 :
where are you??????? oh yea
from lordyuric :
My updates are the exact same on all of my diaries. It's not that you're missing out, it's that I suck at updating.
from ozziebean :
K, sorry. That wasn't even the original purpose. The real note was: what is your current mailing address? Please e-mail me w/ it or leave me a note, or text me (my new number is 336.209.1182) or call me, or something. Although, if you call me and I haven't gotten it from you yet, and I am in a place w/ no pen/paper, I may have to let VM get it. Point being: hope you're well. Heh. Mwahhhhhh
from ozziebean :
Fuck a duck! I want to come home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from lordyuric :
Son of a bitch. I knew there was something I wanted for Christmas that I was forgetting to ask for. Now I'm jealous of your kukri possession, as I don't have one for myself. I bet no one that I know has one except you, so I can't even theif one from them. I'll have to find one buried deep beneath some sand. That's what I'll do.
from bhawk0527 :
you are too good to me :) because you know what I like
from ozziebean :
You know, I think I would be down with that. Definitely you coming to visit and, fuck it, yeah - in fact, I'll give you a dollar to punch him :). Thanks. Hope all is well. Mwahhhh
from ozziebean :
Hey, sorry - yeah, my phone has been problematic but, don't worry - all is better now; I lightly threw it across the room and - problem solved somehow :) My address is: 20508 Ventura Blvd. Apt. 306 Woodland Hills, CA 91364. Am excited for the package :) Hope all is well (and wish I was w/ you at Jokers). Hugs and kisses, Oz
from seikoneko1 :
Yes because I bought it at best buy last night for $12 cuz I used my reward zone card. :)
from ozziebean :
Hey honey! Haven't spoken to you in a while so I thought I'd check in real quick-like. Hope all is well. Much love and kisses. Mwahhhh!
from seikoneko1 :
Happy Birthday WillyP!!!
from hugnkis074 :
hi william. i kinda miss you. lets go play darts.
from ozziebean :
You are so sweet :) Thank you. And I've been listening to that Fiona Apple CD NONSTOP. It's incredible, it's addictive, and needless to say it is therefore incredibly addictive! I wish you could've been drinking with me too! I will see you soon (I hope :).
from hugnkis074 :
shout out
from seikoneko1 :
I JUST WANT TO BANG ON MY DRUM ALL DAY!!!
from seikoneko1 :
And what kind of gift is that?
from seikoneko1 :
Goddamnit Will!!! I burned my Quesidilla today!!! It's all your fault!! Where were you? You could have preventd this. But no. You chose to be not there. What the hell, dude? Seriously.
from smallgren :
I'm off having a little jaunt I like to call "dark night of the soul". It's really wonderful. Severe apathy, listlessness, melancholy, inability to divine the point or purpose of the future... etc. In short, to quote King Solomon: "therefore life under the sun was hateful to me, for man cannot know what shall come after him."
from seikoneko1 :
I just wanted you to know that I didn't burn the frenchfries today!!!!
from jokeygotcha :
yo, i'm drunk, you are my best homey. for real. of all the mf i know you know tha most.
from seikoneko1 :
BOOO!
from parn :
yo what up in the HV, prolly w0n+ get the HV thing but i'll explain if you want, well if you want to give me a call sometime while your there if it doesn't cost you a million dollars. otherwise call me thursday or friday or shit monday whatever or saturday or MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY. no only one week
from blizzard345 :
listen up fool, its joel and you will email me. wait, fuck. I am not a jedi. DAMN I dont even live in the future, well if i did it would be the present, well fuck...that ruins my [email protected]
from hugnkis074 :
hi from across the living room:)
from fallen9angel :
you never want to see the real war. it is the worst you could ever dream. god is not real if a man can die for only being there.
from bigdaddysixx :
what's with the no entries? i miss your insightful bits of destruction!
from lordyuric :
sweet, but when does the album come out? we've been waiting too fucking long for it already.
from the-thorn :
Sure, give it to my bro and I'll pick it up when I get into town.
from smallgren :
omwtfbbq? WPJTMF, you make me truly and simply happy. Your latest entry is beautimous.
from parn :
Thar answer be yes this wednesday, and it is my adventure to be ran, yarrrr!! so how's it going, are you flowing, i'm going on vacation this coming wednesday till the following friday, so we'll have to rock some shit, oh yeah, and I turn 21 on Saturday
from lrowley :
That was very poetic, Willy P.
from smallgren :
my friend... where are you?
from chullapa :
teehee just read your profile as it changes alot,am I fucking kidding you about what? *peer* teehee I shant be denied,,,not sure what but i shant be denied it...peace out
from bigdaddysixx :
$300? did i miss something?
from parn :
don't forget true believers that we're playing steve's campaign at 6 ish so until then, keep on reading and i'll keep on writing!!!
from lrowley :
yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from smallgren :
Salutations...
from parn :
i had done the ranged touch attack and had your ACs written down, if i hadn't done it previously, it woulda been super long for me to roll it, i hit with them, mosta the time cause its not that hard to hit a touch, and they are good at those, Steve wasn't really doing grappling the way your suppose to so that's ok, and in my MM it says four per arc
from doedogg :
POLKA kicks ass with depeche mode and unicorns!!!
from lrowley :
EEEEEK!
from bigdaddysixx :
will do, i need another weapon for the off hand, my bat will work for either hand i suppose....
from lordyuric :
oh, i KNOW which CD and that rocks.
from smallgren :
DAmmit. I need you here, so we can drink like those heathen warrior kings, then lay waste to the bullshit surrounding us.
from smallgren :
so are you fixed now, by the drugs, in any way? I heartily agree, by the way, about future warrior kingship. It is the only logically fulfilling and fitting role for us.
from jokeygotcha :
dude, i don't want to sound like a queer or nothin, but i think that bathtub is sparkly fresh
from ozziebean :
:). Thank you. - That was for the reminder of such pure things like cheese hashbrowns. :). - That was for the note. And this - :/ - is for the fact that I haven't *really* gotten ahold of you yet. Don't get yer hopes up. I haven't forgotten that I need to harass you soon. I'm just trying to get all my ducks in a row. At least, in the same pond. You will get yours, Willy P., you will get yours. Mwahhhhhhhhh.
from bigdaddysixx :
at first reading, i thought you went to the strip bar and were getting free drinks, coz you said something about a lap dance, but then I began to question where exactly you went! please settle this mindboggling inquiry for me as i'm going insane.
from jokeygotcha :
slap those bitches with a malpractice suit and buy a tank or something that goes boom shakalakalaka boom shakalakalakalaklak boom shakalaka boom
from smallgren :
:/ stupid healthcare bullshit quacks. Charlatans should be slain
from cheerio-star :
Hey - thankx for the b-day wishes :):):) nothing is going on for my b-day though...
from smallgren :
What's so funny? You didn't see my weenie in the shower.... DID YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?
from smallgren :
word, dooby. I don't know what to say but this: I hope your axe is sharp.
from bhawk0527 :
I haven't talked to you in awhile so I wanted to say HI!!!!!!!!
from mroutt :
All day at work I thought about this note you are about to read. I sang songs in my head and put together my choices, so now it is your turn. ONly one answer per question and please give song title and and band name. Reply in my notes, or on your diary. 1 Favorite song ever: 2 Favorite Love Song: 3 Favorite Angry song: 4 Favorite song to make love to: 5 Favorite Happy Song: 6 Favorite Sad Song: 7 Favorite Song That Fits You Personally: 8 Favorite Kiss Song (Tony is the only one able to use Rock and roll all night, so you better thing of another song): 9 Favorite Aerosmith Song: 10 Favorite Band: 11 Favorite Music Style: 12 Favorite Boy Band Song: 13 Favorite Opening Song to a cd: 14 Favorite Closing Song to a cd: 15 Favorite Song to relax to:
from fallen9angel :
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I'd really like to make love to you tonight.
from bigdaddysixx :
i did see that Nugent show preview on VH1, it looks incredible. finally, someone has the intelligence to give that man a show!! hey, read about your back in your diary, what's up with the pain situation? hope things work out for ya, i'm so sore from playing softball in 40 degree weather, i can sympathize, although probably not on the scale that you're going through. hit me back, chief.
from chullapa :
Once you wish upon a star...something something no matter where you are....damn it, I wanted to leave a note and I can't think of anything to leave relevant or funny...I SAW UNDERWORLD.... awesome movie...I know leave.......I salute you sir Will with the short miltary haircut...I salute you.
from smallgren :
I just had a strange urge to tell you to move out West, here with me. That is all, really, at the moment. Wow, I'm writing drunk on Diaryland, I haven't done that for so long... damn. It's fucked up how you can miss the former days, but I know I'm doing so much better than I was then...
from smallgren :
wow. Having a "No You Don't Day." I want to fucking cut off heads. And there'd be no expression on my face at all...
from ozziebean :
Once Upon A Time In Mexico ruled. The pork ruled as well. I'm sure the haircut is fine and I will break anyone's legs who tries to give you guff about it. Heh, guff. La la la la. That's really all I have to say. I will talk to ya later and, until then, stay out of trouble. Mwahhhhh, Ozzie
from smallgren :
You are always welcome in the West...
from smallgren :
did you ever try to fly?
from ozziebean :
[and here's another one on account of my lateness] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! mwahhhhhh
from ozziebean :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
from bhawk0527 :
Hi, I didn't know it was you, sorry :) Hows work? Harpers Ferry wasn't the same without you there!!
from smallgren :
Here's a sword for you to annihilate the Brit TRL biotch with: <|==[]============>
from invisibledon :
Thanks for doing my oddsandends survey
from smallgren :
I was going to adress you as my sweetest friend, but you're a little salty, a little bitter, and a little sour. But still quite sweet. You'd need to have tits to be my "sweetest" friend. It's just one of those bullshit prerequisites. The summer is dying, and I thought I'd just say hail, my brother...
from smallgren :
all we can do is trudge on and perfect our happy faces. Nobody likes hanging out with depressed people. Fight well, warrior.
from chullapa :
Why does your life suck? you have wonderful friends, and live in a stress free house, and you have good job....(and by wonderful friends, I meant me, cause I am wonderful, *wink wink* *nudge nudge* poopta
from lrowley :
Will-o. You need to get on aim more often. By that I mean you need to reacknowledge that you have aim, get on and talk to me, (wpjt)mother fucker.
from cheerio-star :
I'm here
from chullapa :
Yes in fact I am the duegon master, notice the spelling of the word duegon, I just saw it spelled correctly on your profile but I being me don't remember the correct spelling and I am to lazy to hit the back button, thanks for the mixed drinks the other night you are my go to guy for when i want to get drunk fast,
from lordyuric :
thank you for the reminder that i am loved. and i, too, am typing with only one hand. *wink wink* *nudge nudge* say no more.
from smallgren :
I will follow your advice. It seems respectful and correct. Thank you. I want to succeed at this silly game so bad. But in other news, what's wrong man? Send me an email or something if you feel like it... I don't want you feeling bad so much.
from mojo1915 :
Greetings! You don't know me, but I'd like to tell you to have an awesome day, so...Have an awesome day!!! :D
from jenne1017 :
I gots me some F8ing car problems too -- grinding wheel, broken A/C [so $$$$$!!!!], broken windshield and damaged bumper! It sounds like all one big accident....but no! It happened in a span of 4 months. I second your motion: F*ing cars!!! Happy Random Guestbook Signing Week!
from smallgren :
If all goes well, with no unforseen van jackings, or evil hitchiking ninjas killing us all, look to the 30th. And give me your cell number, that I may call it oh so joyfully at my arrival.
from smallgren :
do you have to ask? Of course you make me proud, you usually can't help yourself. Except when you shoot old ladies. I feel sorry for old ladies. But regardless: gooood man :)
from chullapa :
Thats about what I was thinking, When we gonna get together and chill, havent talked to you in a long ass while, Don't really wanna leave my number here, but next time I see you remind me to give it to you....and Welcome back, :)
from jokeygotcha :
some wishes do come true.
from hugnkis074 :
when you comin home?
from cheerio-star :
Think cool thoughts... swimming pools, igloos, tropical snow, sledding... yea...
from jonah64 :
See you later. I'm on your side kicking ass with a flaming long sword.
from smallgren :
Hope yer having fun buddee. I shore did campun. Mebbe some day yoo'll have to kum owt to Idahoo and camp. It's honestly just some of the most beautiful fucking country you'll ever see. Well, that's North Idaho. Southern Idaho is ugly desert shit. Anyway, *BEARMEGAMONSTERHUG*
from fallen9angel :
no idea what your number is.
from lrowley :
You need to visit realultimatepower.com and so does the rest of the world. I think you'll enjoy it.
from lrowley :
Hey WPJTMF, do you have AIM? If you do, I'd like to know your screen name. It'd be cool if we could talk and junk. <3, *Lisa Christine
from hugnkis074 :
well herr doktor, im not a big sweets fan. but if you could prescribe me a gallon of salt or something, that would be cool :)
from ozziebean :
hey love. even if'n it's just you, me, a couple bottles of wine, a bottle of whiskey, seemingly endless amounts of beer and forties, not to mention vodka - the all day drinking WILL be going on. you are all the company i need - it would be mad fun. i am getting home probably around 3 or 4 in the morning on May 20th, though that could go a couple hours either way. and, I would LOVE to work with you @ Target. are they hiring? more specifically - they hiring people like me? i'm punctual, diligent, competent, fun, and i love getting paid. if ya get the chance - let me know on that. love you baby, ~Ozzie
from fallen9angel :
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I think rainbows are cool.
from cheerio-star :
man - don't say anything but I need to break it off... like now... and I don't know how to do it... I'll prolly call you tomorrow *luv*
from smallgren :
*hug* thanks man. I misses you
from lrowley :
Hello my willacious beast. How are you? I just wanted to say hello. HHEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO. Have good times. *Lisa Christine*
from cheerio-star :
Well thanx for trying! :)
from doedogg :
hey wilhelm...i am just leaving everyone messages so you need one. Fuck the savings of daylight and this thick snow we are recieving as a great joke. Peace.
from cheerio-star :
yea, i'm pretty much better... *HUG* *HUG* *HUG*
from lrowley :
hiiIIIIII wILLACIOUS p.!!!! hOW ARE YOU. i'M FUCKING PISSED OFF ABOUT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TOO. i DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS TONIGHT 'TIL i SAW YOUR DIARY. yOU SHOULD GO BACK IN TIME AND KICK bENJAMIN fRANKLIN'S ASS, tHEN CONVINCE HIM TO BE A PROSTITUTE. tHE eND. bYE mR. wILL. *hug* lISAlisalisaLISALISLASILASILISALISLISAIL
from ozziebean :
thank you sweetie. :). mwahhhhh
from hugnkis074 :
i always play nice :)
from smallgren :
You sound.... HAPPY! :> :) :D 8D o.O Love ya buddy, have Tony the Tiger Grrrrrreat day
from cheerio-star :
:):):)
from hugnkis074 :
kirkwood boneless skinless chicken breasts 10/3 pound bags
from cheerio-star :
Hey - btw... thanx for being such an awesome guy
from smallgren :
oh I know I'm no pimp. I actually have a heart :P and Elizabeth is a very nice girl What's up with you man? No updates, no emails, no phone calls, no hugs, no kisses, nothing. It is bad when one retreats in his own shell like a hermit crab mating with a turtle. You can't escape the world, most times. Drop me a line or something... *hug*
from cheerio-star :
I loves you Will! And I'm sorry if people make you angry. And please feel free to rant and rave at me at anytime. And call me anytime (unless I'm asleep) And what do you need to thank me for? *big hug* :)
from bigdaddysixx :
Damn yous, 14 daze and no entry! i no longer read mike's diary, he's pissed me off just to about your level of anger for him.
from hugnkis074 :
i didnt say i was gonna pursuit... he's just intruiging. thanks for keepin me in check tho. :)
from cheerio-star :
You may sleep 2ft above your bed all invisable-like, but I *will* steal the fuzzy sweatshirt. . . muahahaha :)
from smallgren :
:(
from doedogg :
why am I dead? I really am now scared for my love of jackets and triangles.
from lrowley :
Not in the least bit. I didn't have cable growing up anyways. I was immune to such chaos. Oh well. Oh Will. Luv ya. Lisa Christine Thayer
from smallgren :
Dammit! What secrets? And I wasn't bashing on you, oh JTMF. I know you're not a dipshit who wantonly bashes other people's shit, like I often seem to do. That wasn't directed at you in any way, you're intelligent, you see. It didn't enter my mind that it would offend/puzzle you. I just get pissed about people who just decide to go to Wal-Mart, watch MTV, and magically form their opinions, views, and beliefs, with absolutely no thought behind them. And what is this magic s.e.c.r.e.t.s? I'm far too intrigued now. I'll use VC torture on you if you don't talk, you British Spy.
from smallgren :
Dammit. What do I need to learn? I'm honestly in the dark here, and having great trouble typing, cuz I'm drunk like a punk. I think I've learned a great many things, you perplex me, o JTMF, my brother.
from ozziebean :
Surf Ninjas!!! Surf ninjas rule. Hope you have a Good Night. That is all I have to say. More than it, actually. ;).
from lrowley :
Thanks for the note Willacious P. It really means a lot. I'm really hating everyone right now but not you:). Thanks for actually attemting to cheer me up. It's more than anyones done for me in a while. *Miss Lisa Christine
from hugnkis074 :
honey, we'll hang out when i come home. we can talk if you want then. trust me, i need someone to talk to also. give me a call after the 23rd... or ill call you. loves.
from lrowley :
I asked my cat and he meowed and hit the keys with his paws. You should meet Mickey sometime. He killed a squirrell yesterday. It's pretty impressive since he has no claws. Right now he's laying his paw on my left hand as I type. As for my advise to your problem, Willy P., I guarantee that you won't live the rest of your life alone. I know thing suck right now. I really do understand. You aren't doing anything wrong. There's nothing distasteful about you. I think you just need to be patient, as torturous as that may sound. sorry.
from darkerside :
I'm straight I won't crack on my way and I can't turn back I'm okay I'm on track on my way and I can't turn back I stayed on this track gone to far and I can't come back I stayed on this track lost my way can't come back
from hugnkis074 :
hey willy....
from smallgren :
Definitely grow the beard, dude. Beards=coolness. It would look good on you anyway. Since you are so big and manly anway, a nice evil beard would just exponentially multiply your machismo. And we all know that is a very good thing. Love ya man, girls ain't nothin but female dogs to me, dem bitches! muahaha
from ozziebean :
*grin* glad you agree w/ the quality of my #1. I'm home the 21st (unless the planes fuck with me. which, happens to me a lot). But - I am going to hunt you down and we're going to wrassle a group together and have FUN. Yes. FUN. :) .
from ozziebean :
hi. drinking a beer and thinking of you. hope things turn (at least more) right-side up, if not all-the-way right-side up. when i am home we are going to get hashbrowns w/ cheese (and *not*, i repeat *not* cheese sauce). we've been over this (as far as how i can't "read" you) but, i am very very impressed with what i've seen, and i care about you. and i will see you decemeber 22nd. that is all i have to say. the end.
from ozziebean :
it's taken me too long, meant to say it sooner. thank you. *hug*

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