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| lordyuric profile - diary |
| comments: Man purse. Prepare to move your shit out of my house. |
| hugnkis074 profile - diary |
| comments: Martini sippy cup. Cat saddles. Babies could ride them. A platinum fork so you can poke your eyes out in style. |
| kohanie profile - diary |
| comments: 4 otters, a midget juggler, and a jackhammer. |
| smallgren profile - diary |
| comments: Plane tickets, parts of Africa, and a mohawk. |
| the-thorn profile - diary |
| comments: A chest shaped like a summer sausage. Full of sausage. A lobster bib. One, hand crafted noodle. |
| ferg profile - diary |
| comments: Ripped fuel, a British accent coach, and three guitars. |
| doedogg profile - diary |
| comments: You get nothing, and you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...a herring. NI! Okay maybe a monkey. With an assault rifle. |
| ozziebean profile - diary |
| comments: A personal hashbrown chef who knows what kind of cheese to use, a penguin with an ice cream cone, and a beer pong table. |
| kevbowski profile - diary |
| comments: A spy cam for your covert recordings, a sombraro, and 6 hookers. You are required to grow a mustache and you can only kill one of the hookers. |
| cheerio-star profile - diary |
| comments: The fuzziest damn hoody I can find, a speed limit 3 sign, and a shrubbery. |
| jokeygotcha profile - diary |
| comments: A huge damascus steel cleaver, a years supply of booze, and Doeden in a chicken suit. |
| fallen9angel profile - diary |
| comments: A talking banana, a warm quick drying blanket for random river jumps, and the head of your second worst enemy on a pike. |
| bhawk0527 profile - diary |
| comments: I'd learn the words to and serenade you with Margaritaville or Friends in Low Places. Your choice. A party every year co-celebrating your anniversary and my birthday. Doeden in a chicken suit. |
My favorite music: |
| Tenacious D |
| comments: Dianetics Jr. much better indeed. |
| NIN |
| comments: I would keep myself. |
| A Perfect Circle |
| comments: Tilling my own grave to keep me level. |
| Fiona Apple |
| comments: Just a paper bag. |
| System |
| comments: Such a lonely day. |
My favorite movies: |
| Team America World Police |
| comments: Buck O-five. |
| Jackass the Movie |
| comments: With the hurting and the glaivin. |
| Yojimbo |
| comments: The shiznite. |
| The Wiggles: Lights, Camera, Action! |
| comments: Still fuck children. |
| Tenacious D the Pick of Destiny |
| comments: Meatloaf and Dio in the same movie! It can't possibly be bad. |
My favorite authors: |
| James Silke |
| comments: Death Dealer books are fantastic. |
| Ed Greenwood |
| comments: Now, I don't really like his books, but his dnd stuff is fucking awesome. |
| Terry Pratchett |
| comments: One funny motherfucker. Banana daquiries. |
| Sun Tzu |
| comments: WAR!! |
| Lao Tzu |
| comments: PEACE!! |
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