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lordyuric profile - diary
comments: Man purse. Prepare to move your shit out of my house.
hugnkis074 profile - diary
comments: Martini sippy cup. Cat saddles. Babies could ride them. A platinum fork so you can poke your eyes out in style.
kohanie profile - diary
comments: 4 otters, a midget juggler, and a jackhammer.
smallgren profile - diary
comments: Plane tickets, parts of Africa, and a mohawk.
the-thorn profile - diary
comments: A chest shaped like a summer sausage. Full of sausage. A lobster bib. One, hand crafted noodle.
ferg profile - diary
comments: Ripped fuel, a British accent coach, and three guitars.
doedogg profile - diary
comments: You get nothing, and you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...a herring. NI! Okay maybe a monkey. With an assault rifle.
ozziebean profile - diary
comments: A personal hashbrown chef who knows what kind of cheese to use, a penguin with an ice cream cone, and a beer pong table.
kevbowski profile - diary
comments: A spy cam for your covert recordings, a sombraro, and 6 hookers. You are required to grow a mustache and you can only kill one of the hookers.
cheerio-star profile - diary
comments: The fuzziest damn hoody I can find, a speed limit 3 sign, and a shrubbery.
jokeygotcha profile - diary
comments: A huge damascus steel cleaver, a years supply of booze, and Doeden in a chicken suit.
fallen9angel profile - diary
comments: A talking banana, a warm quick drying blanket for random river jumps, and the head of your second worst enemy on a pike.
bhawk0527 profile - diary
comments: I'd learn the words to and serenade you with Margaritaville or Friends in Low Places. Your choice. A party every year co-celebrating your anniversary and my birthday. Doeden in a chicken suit.

My favorite music:

Tenacious D
comments: Dianetics Jr. much better indeed.
comments: I would keep myself.
A Perfect Circle
comments: Tilling my own grave to keep me level.
Fiona Apple
comments: Just a paper bag.
comments: Such a lonely day.

My favorite movies:

Team America World Police
comments: Buck O-five.
Jackass the Movie
comments: With the hurting and the glaivin.
comments: The shiznite.
The Wiggles: Lights, Camera, Action!
comments: Still fuck children.
Tenacious D the Pick of Destiny
comments: Meatloaf and Dio in the same movie! It can't possibly be bad.

My favorite authors:

James Silke
comments: Death Dealer books are fantastic.
Ed Greenwood
comments: Now, I don't really like his books, but his dnd stuff is fucking awesome.
Terry Pratchett
comments: One funny motherfucker. Banana daquiries.
Sun Tzu
comments: WAR!!
Lao Tzu
comments: PEACE!!

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