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from onewetleg :
i stopped reading when i read the word 'ween'. I love ween. gene and dean ween make my day more than once a day. ok, i go back now
from tater-fay :
Hey mama. I am on LiveJournal as well (search for , you guessed it, taterfay)..I've already added you as a friend, so you can access my journal on there as well. I find that I Just write the same thing on diaryland, livejournal and myspace.
from tater-fay :
I'm unable to get into your diary (Larry fiddled around with the computer)...could you please email me my username/password? I'm finally getting around to reading diaries again! taterfay@excite.com is my email! Thanks, sweetie!
from onewetleg :
i adore the way you write. Its magical. Like a fairy-tale.
from onewetleg :
you ganked me! lovely answers. is there anyone who doesn't love zappafloozie?
from onewetleg :
thanks for taking my surveys. i was just bored last night and browsing around the survey area and happened to see your's. i figured it would be more fun to take the ones of someone i read regularly and knew would get a kick out of it and actually answer and appreciate it. whoa, that's a lot of a words in one sentence. love, jj
from onewetleg :
i hope this doesn't eff up your notes, but i had to show you this after reading that entry. apologies for length, but not girth. "Smartest Person I Know" consider this... the smartest person I know was worried that they don’t fit in when everyone’s running this way they’re always running that way. the smartest person I know was worried about their career their work was once important now it’s empty and redundant and when they mentioned something ‘bout a fifth wheel... I told the smartest person I know “big wheels turn real slow when you finally get a bone to throw there’s no dog around to catch it.” “the trouble with you is you’re right you’re awkward because you’re normal you’re worthlessly over-qualified and hopelessly hopeful.” “the trouble with you is you’re right, you’re the smartest person I know, that’s why you feel like fifth wheel...” “the trouble with you is you’re right isn’t that most inspiring? really such a comfort useful and encouraging.” “the trouble with you is you’re right and the smartest person you know also probably feel like a fifth wheel...” the smartest person I know was worried about their lover “we were both going this way now we’re both going that way.” the smartest person I know asked if anybody else was sick of living with the end just around the corner under the boom that never comes. and again they mentioned something ‘bout a fifth wheel... “the trouble with you is you’re right you’ve got values so you’re immoral you struggle ‘cause you work too hard not cool ‘cause you’re too real.” “the trouble with you is you’re right like this other person I know who says I’M the smartest person they know and be glad that I feel like a fifth wheel...”
from fabeulous :
i was just gushing about how powerful i felt after getting my very first flu shot. i'm so sorry to hear how shitty your experience was! poor, sweet baby. i started using diaryland again! well, i made one stupid entry. i still read yours all the time, and i'm always blown away by your wit. you are amazing, zappafloozie. i love you so.
from onewetleg :
oh, so much to say. i have never gotten a flu shot and will probably never get one. who knows what is in them? the whole thing makes me paranoid. you can have mine. oh, and shortage, my ass. its a ploy. pandemic, on the other hand. that is a thing that is going to happen. oops, sorry, i don't mean to scare you. i am a fatalist and a realist. also, i am not scared. i think my immune system is great because i drank from puddles when i was a wee wetleg. you're theory is strong. i have never had appendix or tonsils either. my older brother and sister had those and it wasn't in the budget by the time i came around. no braces, either. or annual check ups. thats another story. don't feel bad about nanowrimo. i could never do it. does all the copy i write at eb@y count? no, it doesn't. shmirfh. i made that expression of disgust up just now. feel free to use it. love, ~jj
from onewetleg :
noooo! i didn't get your email. i probably didn't recognize your name and took it for spam. onewetleg @ sbcglobal . net is my addy (w/o spaces, of course) put zappafloozie it the subject so i know its you, mama. ~jj
from onewetleg :
i cleared my computer's cache and now i don't have your password anymore. please resend, i miss you. love, jj
from onewetleg :
thanks, flooz. you are also very beautiful. love, ms leg.
from curiouoso :
Fat? Yeah you're so Friggin fat! Girl, When you going on a diet? You must have Photoshopped your last picture to the max! Get real! Wifey would kill for you're shape and girth. I've been enjoying your diary for a year now, and You are the best! You could have the shape of a turnip and I'd still be mad about you. Only one thing, you almost always apply "Artsy Colors" etc. to your photos, You are really a fine looking woman - Don't be hiding behind those photos. OK, enough unsolicted "I'm a Zappy Fan Forever" stuff. I do enjoy your writing. FYI, This is being written while I'm totally sober, not drunk and randomly lusting! Curiouso*
from tater-fay :
Oh man...I LOVE T-Rex! I can never decide which I prefer, "Electric Warrior" or "The Slider"..and I agree about the genius thing and I, too, disagree with K. about blaming them for the bad "metal" that they supposedly influenced. So, have you ever made out with German boys??
from onewetleg :
i like that the nazi is now a person. and i like that you said 'laying off the fags'. sounds so dirty. hehe
from tater-fay :
K is 36 in 2 weeks (august 30?) I am 36 ALSO in 2 weeks and 3 days (Sept. 2)!
from curiouoso :
Those WW diet cards were really funny. Thanks for sharing. I laughed till I wheezed and cried. Or maybe I'm just depressed and think anything's funny, but it made my morning!
from onewetleg :
could you please stop being so totally hot? i have enough problems with out having to lust after you. thank you, jj
from tater-fay :
hahahahahaha. I agree that Air Supply is totally cheesy and I'm hiring a hit squad to take you down, BUT the pure genius (and cheese-factor) of "And we are soupmates, Lunch Man and I. Bound by soup. Divided by Tabasco sauce." is what will save your life, my sweet!
from tater-fay :
that was an amazing entry on many levels! I totally think I understand where you are coming from. Ps..I know it doesn't matter what anybody else tells you because you won't believe it, but I think you are very pretty and wish you would stop being so hard on yourself!
from tater-fay :
YES! Tell it like it is! DAAAMMMN!
from onewetleg :
you know what? i didn't write to you, but you were one of the people i thought of when i heard about "the incident". Im glad you had a good time in edinburgh. and i'm glad you are ok in everyway! love, jj
from tater-fay :
I hope you are able to snap out of your funk soon!! xoxoxox
from tater-fay :
Good luck finding the bike of your dreams! I sort of have a bike phobia..more like a "riding a bike" phobia..it's hard to explain. I'm afraid of crashing and achieving permanent brain damage. Bike..Bike..I'm thinking of that Syd Barrett-era Pink Floyd song (Yea, it's off Piper at the Gates of Dawn) about the bike with the basket and all..xoxo
from tater-fay :
God..I know what you mean. I love buying clothes but I hate looking at my cellulite in the flourescent lighting in the dressing rooms...I sigh a little and feel tears starting to form sometimes but I try on stuff anyway...fat stomach, flabby thighs and butt..yuck. By the way, the butterfly phobia..it doesn't actually have it's own technical name but it's lumped into mottephobia (fear of moths) or Lepidopterophobia (fear of insects in general)..there is also a website: www.ihatebutterflies.com!! I think it's a support group for people that have phobia of that nature..interesting huh? (Now I'm laughing!)
from tater-fay :
Ok..in the third picture down you have a look of FEAR in your eyes..strange...like you are about to struggle with a strangler or that you've already BEEN strangled...the last picture is nice...you either look peacefully asleep or peacefully dead.
from tater-fay :
Yes..you should go RED and have a cool, pointy BOB! But I say that to EVERYBODY because I love the RED HAIR (look at me..Miss Narcissus!) and I love that hairstyle the most (though I haven't had my hair done that way for awhile!) Go for it!
from tater-fay :
I'd like to be independently wealthy and not even have to work, or be my own boss and own a cool bookstore or antique or music or clothing store or something. I also wouldn't mind teaching creative writing at a university...as for now...I haven't gotten any of the jobs I've interviewed for, and honestly, I just don't care anymore!!
from tater-fay :
Job burn-out is no fun! What would you LIKE to do? If you could have any job (and not have to go back to school to get a degree in order to have the job and didn't have to have prior experience, etc.) What is your DREAM job?
from tater-fay :
hahahahaha. Your husband accidentally telling his bass player "I love you" is making ME laugh hysterically. Thanks for the chuckle!! Laughter IS the best medicine..I swear, it IS!
from erineocc :
Ah - I overlooked the grammar and had attributed it to the poor education system. Typos are one thing - obvious misspellings another. What a sad sad person, you know? Looking forward to talking to you tomorrow!!!! What time should I have the sangria ready?
from onewetleg :
just saying hi... your boyfriends sounds nice.
from tater-fay :
Yea, I get physical sensations all over my body when I'm really into what I'm listening to. Besides, crying or weeping (which happens the most frequently) to certain songs..I also get a tingling feeling all over my body (sometimes even in my CROTCH) because certain bands make me aroused..ahem..yep!
from tater-fay :
They aren't DUMB pictures..they look so eerie and psychedelic. I'll have to try to colored glass thingie!! I'm nice to you, but you should be more nice to yourself, you goofball!
from tater-fay :
The colors in those photos of you are UNREAL and so kick-ass cool!! How do you get them to come out that way?
from tater-fay :
You are FUNNAY! You are so enthusiastic about SO much music that I've heard you refer to various things as "The Best thing EVER" about a zillion times..it cracks me up!! I mean, can you REALLY narrow down what the Best Thing EVER is musically? I can't...I won't even try!! I guess it all depends on the particular day, mood, whether I'm drunk or sober and the alignment of the planets and the sun (ha ha..ok, not that last one!)xoxoxoxoxoxo
from tater-fay :
Ok..so I'm listening to a Standells import I have and I for some reason googled "Dick Dodd" and I came upon this great web-site that I thought you might wanna check out (I love reading about groupies because I was never bold enough to be one!) Check it out: www.hollywooddiaries.com
from onewetleg :
boo! i wanted to say thanks for taking that survey the other day or week. i'm a slacker these days. also, i must tell you that im sorry about the review or lack thereof. again, slacker me. i'm going to leave the list up and may get around to it someday... stares at the sun and trails off...
from tater-fay :
Ok..maybe I'm being insensitive about Mr. Writer, but WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with his hair?
from onewetleg :
that was a wonderfully touching tribute to your dog. sniff.
from tater-fay :
oh damn..no more stories about dying pets, ok? It made me tear up, damn it!! I can't imagine what I'll do when one/both of my cats die. Ugh. I don't even wanna think about it!!
from tater-fay :
HILARIOUS!! Too bad the Amish (the married amish have beards and no mustaches!) aren't so close-minded about religion and other things, cuz they live in modern times (but, eh, not really!)
from tater-fay :
Pss..I love you and think you RAWK and have great taste in music and are hilarious and all that, but sweetie...I question the Journey thing and the Steve Perry being "sorta cute"...EWWW! NOOO!! I'm worried about you! Hahahaha!
from tater-fay :
thanks:) I do feel better today!! Plus I was able to tell Larry last night that I had been angry with him and why and he just listened calmly and it was good to get it off my chest!
from tater-fay :
I like all the pics of you, but I LOVE the insomnia one the most!! Good job! Now, go to sleep:)
from lolamae :
Oh, I am so sorry. You should definately find something else. They obviously don't know what they've got, and you have to find some place that will appreciate your skills. Good luck.
from tater-fay :
Now, this may be a strange compliment, but I noticed that you have really nice lips (nicely shaped!) So do I, as a matter of fact!
from tater-fay :
I like dominating your notes page! I also think it totally kicks ass that you used "CHICLETS" in an entry!! Way to go! I wish I had some chiclets now..esp. the bright pink ones!
from tater-fay :
I don't mean to be all full of advice, but I'm gonna do it ANYWAY...I'm sure you know this, but if you don't...when you take the pill make sure you are taking plenty of all the B vitamins cuz they REALLY help with those moods!! Ok, and that concludes my public service announcement!!
from lolamae :
Cheer up.
from lolamae :
Good luck. And stop it, you don't suck.
from tater-fay :
OOOH! I feel like that garage rock tribute posting (along with PICS..YIPPEE!) was meant just for MEEE (though I know it wasn't)...Yesterday I was just telling Larry how much the singer of the Chocolate Watchband sounds like Mick Jagger!! I actually have a VIDEO on tape of the Electric Prunes' performing "I had too much to dream last night" (the same tape has live performances of Love on American Bandstand, The Standells on American Bandstand, etc...aren't you JEALOUS!) Speaking of CUTE...The singer of the Standells is GORGEOUS...oh, oh..."TRY IT!"
from lolamae :
Now that's much better. Music does that to me too.
from lolamae :
Thanks for the note. No, I fell off the wagon when I found out my grandmother died. I am going to try again next week. I am sorry you are stressed. If there is anything I can do, let me know.
from lolamae :
Hey there. I quit smoking 2 days ago. If you need someone to talk to, let me know.
from lolamae :
So freakin funny! I hope you begin to feel better soon.And ewww, about Erinie!!!!
from lolamae :
You could make the best of it, by recording the penguin ritual and letting us all watch afterward. That would make it worth while. Besides, I seriously doubt you wouldn't look very nice for the party. You are being way too hard on yourself missy.
from onewetleg :
that was beautiful, that fantasy entry. i havent been that moved by an entry in a while. thanks, jj
from curiouoso :
Send me an email @ tamor_11@hotmail.com to get your password for my diary. I had to lock it. Curiouoso*.
from tater-fay :
the tampon incident....I can see how you'd be taken aback. I always expect the maintenance type peoples to knock before entering, and then usually say "Is anybody in here?" and then wait outside until I'm done, but in all honesty, I guess I wouldn't have been that bothered by finding him in there refilling the machine or whatever..I would be embarrassed, though, if I'd been taking a crap, instead of just a pee.
from lolamae :
How could I not? You are hilarious!
from lolamae :
R U kidding! Eva won? I was going for Nicole also. I can't believe I know who they are as well. Funny huh?
from lolamae :
Thanks! Hope you don't mind, I added you to favs!
from lolamae :
OMG! I would totally freak! It isn't normal and don't let anyone tell you different.
from tater-fay :
I like cottage cheese too and sometimes I get a big craving for it. I've always put a pinch of salt and a ton of black pepper on my cottage cheese. I wonder if that is normal?
from tater-fay :
Yep, I can't believe that I'm actually gonna FINISH the 50,000 words for nanowrimo...I DO rock! As for you..just have fun with it!!
from xredstarsx :
I am wondering whether you realize that your life resembles the movie Ghost World. That movie is awesome and if you haven't seen it you should. Though she did end up sleeping with the older guy in the end. -xredstarsx P.S. Your diary is awesome
from tater-fay :
Thank you SO much for that note. I needed to hear all of that, and NO, I doubt Oregon is worse than Alabama, though I've never even been to Alabama, so I shouldn't judge..right? Ha Ha. Juding? Me? I'm a virgo..that's what I do BEST..pass judgements on things and people! Anyways, at least I realize my limitations!
from onewetleg :
oh, please! don't make me blush! i've probably never heard of him anyway. hehe. love, jj
from onewetleg :
well, tell us! who is this wonderful teen idol you are so enamored with? enquiring minds want to know...
from tater-fay :
Ha ha..I was just talking about that whole Canadian vs. American thing while in Europe the other night. I've always been told if I'm in Europe to say that I'm from Canada (NEVER America)...So, I guess I'll say I'm either from Vancouver or Victoria, B.C., since I've actually been to both of those places. Sad that 98% of the world thinks that all Americans support Bush and all the other pathetic and stupid things that go on in this country.
from tater-fay :
I don't know you in reality..you really could be a hateful bitch but unless someone else is actually writing your diary entries, hateful bitch isn't something that comes to mind when I think of you. It's not so easy sometimes, but if I had people in my life that treated me like shit, I would make them non-existant as quickly as possible..even if it were famiily. But it's easier said than done...and I'm not in your shoes, but I'm thinking about YOU (and your shoes...what size do you wear? ha ha!)
from curiouoso :
I always feel like I have a story to tell too, but never seem to think it's interesting enough until the real thing happens and it's too late to make it fiction. So dear Zap, I suggest you start in the middle, not the beginning, and work your way both forward and backwards. That way even you won't knopw the plot till you're done. Try it, The schitz way to write! Curiouoso*
from tater-fay :
Man, panic attacks..feeling trapped. Wanting to escape. Do you realize how much I fucking RELATE TO THAT! Luckily I don't have a bitch of a boss..unluckily I don't have a job at all..ugh!! Take care sweetie..cry all you want and need to (though I know it can be a pain in the ass when you can't STOP the faucet)...you need to do it, though! Thinking of you from across the water!
from tater-fay :
I saw the picture of Blue Cheer and I was like "NO WAY...IS that BLue Cheer? I must be wrong" but I was right! What a cool pic! I love Vincebus Eruptum (or whatever the fuck it's called) but sadly, that is all I own by Blue Cheer. I remember seeing their video for "Summertime Blues" on VH1 or MTV "The Vaults" or whatever and I was AMAZED at the amount of HAIR those guys have....They are sexy cavemen!
from tater-fay :
Your latest entry on "terminal nostalgia"...really touching and sad and pretty fucking profound!
from erineocc :
damned cute hair, i don't care what you think! ha ha! genetic thing? expound...
from niette :
hello, I like Zappa too. You remind me of me and I like that. Keep up the wonderful text.
from erineocc :
HA! goto: http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/blow/blindedbythelight.htm
from erineocc :
wasn't it Sister Christian?
from onewetleg :
nice. almost doing it with bobby deniro. i WISH my nightmares could be so good. all i get is a bunch of custys asking me stupid questions all night long. mmm. deniro...
from xxpinkinkxx :
haha i love how you get over yourself. i find myself struggling to do that all the time. i like the diary! <3
from tater-fay :
hope you feel better soon! I cryed earlier..I woke up at 4 am and started crying shortly thereafter..yuck.
from tater-fay :
I've been taking your surveys..fun stuff and I just read your profile and we have REALLY similar taste in music when it comes to loving garage rock and psych..Ever seen the movie "Psych Out" (it has The Seeds AND The Strawberry Alarm Clock performing in it)..it's great and really cheesy...a little bit hard to find sometimes, though...
from onewetleg :
you think the ads are worse there? i suppose they could be. i love '60's garage but tommy won't let me listen to it when he's here. it reminds him of his mom and makes him cry. i guess that was 'her' music. good luck finding the videos. love, jj
from onewetleg :
buy nothing day is novemeber 28. the day after thanksgiving, the biggest shopping day of the year. we call it black tuesday. how many of the things we buy are because we really need them and trust the product or because some skinny person is telling you to buy it? i saw and ad for tires with a voice-over by patrick stewart last night and all i could think was, 'how much does he really know about tires? since when is he the tire expert. space ships don't even have tires. who casted this?' love,
from onewetleg :
lomo? que pas what? gimme details, s'il vous plait, por favor. gracias.
from onewetleg :
hmm. you are taking my surveys, no? you are liking them, are you not? vat do you tink zis means about your muzzer? how do you feel about your fadder? do you ever dream of houses? stoves? trains? hmmm. veddy interestink.
from onewetleg :
aaaa! MC5!!! the MC5!! how exciting the whole night must have been. love it!
from onewetleg :
hello! reading you, reading you. i found you on some survey and i liked your username. what an interesting life you have. alabama and england. great combination. i'm going to put you on my buddylist, ok? how silly. you can't really stop me, can you? love, jj
from erineocc :
thank fabeulous for me - she sounds like a great gal! (i would thanks for her myself but she has a locked diary) is she gert? i'm thinking here that all of the good things you say about gert, match her tone very well...
from curiouoso :
You need a different song today. (See my Diary)
from erineocc :
he's a sweet potato!
from curiouoso :
The worst part getting a nephew? It saddles you with Aunt status. When my brother came to me and said,"guess what you're an uncle!", I was pretty put out, Like I didn't do anything, but now I'm suddenly an uncle! Come on Pablo, some guys have sex with every girl they meet, but YOU have children with every woman you meet! Congrats to your brother. (or his wife)
from rydengirl :
it's me! i couldn't get back onto my fucking gold membership. here i am. i figured if i had an alias i could be more open. it's beulah by the way. i love you! you love ghost world too? it's one of my favorite movies ever. did you see donnie darko?

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