I can dance, for inspiration.

Button-down, corporate-whore office-drone dork by day, singer in a punk band/ all around dork by night.


Laugh at me, with me.


If you enjoy my humor, you are probably some kind of nerd. Or dork. Hi.

Everything I ever needed to know, I learned from Andrew WK.

My favorite diaries:

fukflywheel profile - diary
comments: He's my buddy.
allegory profile - diary
comments: ...and whitney kept saying that she couldn't hit me if i didn't hit her first...i did. but i barely tapped her. then she hit me back as hard as she could and i hit back, harder this time. it was really the one of the coolest things i've..
jdiggs profile - diary
bigfatass profile - diary
comments: If I were cool, I'd say "Our Kung-Fu is better than yours" but I'm not so I won't.
saving-face profile - diary
cmyk profile - diary
elevation profile - diary
yours-truly profile - diary
tinbucker profile - diary
comments: I feel as though he is quite possibly my Canadian alter ego. Sorry about the "fucking Canadians" bit, eh?
assholes profile - diary
comments: Tell kids when they ask where babies come from that they dropped out of the sky and the parents catch them, and the ones that didn't get caught are the birdshit on the ground. Then watch them freak out when they walk over piles of shit at the park
xphilelh profile - diary
comments: ..he wasnt real big on the whole 'paying attention to your surroundings' craze that effected most people a few years ago..." She's good. Sorry I spelt yer naym rong.
B.F.A. profile - diary
comments: My band's shitty little website. http://www.geocities.com/fukflywheel/Bigfatass.html
thegrayarea profile - diary
comments: Quite possibly my southern alter ego.
zsas profile - diary
snowstar profile - diary
comments: She get my Unique Brand of Humor TM. "now back to celebrity deathmatch"
wildfinn profile - diary
comments: butterscotch. tee hee hee.
tofubicycle profile - diary
somehowblame profile - diary
comments: Blaize?
shutupmom profile - diary
comments: funny sad funny funny sad. Good reading. "Grandma, you're my goddamn hero." " I know, I can't help it." ... VELVET SELLECK!
Gentron profile - diary
comments: "Rocking Rocks!" --best quote, ever. New Zealand Hottie.
selflove profile - diary
comments: My (Bryan's) friend (Jesse) telling you (you) stories about Henry (Henry.)
devonair profile - diary
comments: Yet another sexy, intelligent chick from Texas...
suncrashes profile - diary
comments: Somebody who knows me, or at least knows who I am. I think she might like Andy. I don't know who he is, either... unless he is Andy Reimer. "Randy Aimer...Porn Star."
manslaughter profile - diary
comments: Yay! My favorite Canadian (sorry Bob and Doug!) is back--wit a quickness!
soldierstakt profile - diary
comments: I'm only doing this so she maybe reads my diary and thinks I'm cool. Okay. No.
rescuezelda profile - diary
comments: A rad girl with the perfect sense of humor.
cubiclegirl profile - diary
dianabee profile - diary
eatn profile - diary
comments: A wonderful person who happens to rock quite hard.
silleehed profile - diary
ingerrr profile - diary
comments: So fuckin' funny holy shit holy shit. Too funny for your ass.
jeanketeer profile - diary
im-so-pissed profile - diary
comments: Super funny stuff. An expert in the art of ranting practicing her craft. Effin' great, man.
amsplendor profile - diary
comments: My lady. She rules. She totally rules. I love her a bunches and sometimes she lets me kiss her.
proveit profile - diary
comments: Newly discovered. Little. Yellow. Very very good.

My favorite music:

The Ouch:
comments: Fugazi, Conflict, Lack of Interest, American Steel, The Who, Turbonegro, Iggy & the Stooges, Andrew W.K., Mike Watt, Peaches, The Hives
The Wuss:
comments: The Smiths, Velvet Underground, Jets to Brazil, Radiohead, Air, Jeremy Enigk, Minus the Bear, The Flaming Lips, Ryan Adams, Postal Service, Polyphonic Spree, The Fire Theft, The New Pornographers, Magnetic Fields
The Crappy Indie Rock:
comments: The Strokes, Journey, The Walkmen, The Stills, Guided By Voices, Slint, Q and not U, The Scissor Sisters, Le Tigre, Interpol, Franz Ferdinand, Clinic
The Belle & Sebastian:
comments: Belle & Sebastian
The Journey and Phil Collins:
comments: Journey, Phil Collins

My favorite movies:

Strange Brew
comments: American Psycho, Anchorman, Big Fish, The Big Lebowski, Caddyshack, A Clockwork Orange, Dazed and Confused, Donnie Darko, Down By Law, Easy Rider, Elephant, Evil Dead 2, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fight Club, The Game, Ghost World, Groundhog Day,
Napoleon Dynamite
comments: Half Baked, Happiness, Harold and Maude, High Fidelity, Human Traffic, The Jerk, Kill Bill, Killing Zoe, Kingpin, The Ladies Man, Lost In Translation, Magnolia
Major Payne
comments: Meet the Parents, National Lampoon's Vacation, Office Space, Old School, Parenthood, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Pulp Fiction, Pump Up The Volume
comments: Quadrophenia, Raising Arizona, Tons of others...

My favorite authors:

Evasion / CrimethInc
George Orwell
Charles Bukowski
Noam Chomsky
J.D. Salinger

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last updated: 2016-03-21 16:41:16
this user's total entries: 278
user since: 2001-04-09

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