Me Lose Brain? Uh Oh!

A great man once said- “The problem with making something foolproof is that people always underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools”.

My name is Michelle. And I pride myself on my ingenuity.

My favorite diaries:

bundychick profile - diary
comments: She drinketh the rum and maketh the bad jokes.
geofortean profile - diary
comments: Once threatened to go across town and shout 'Dildos!' at old ladies...
unclebob profile - diary
comments: Is probably not your real uncle.
ray13 profile - diary
comments: One heck of a poet. (I'm not, and I know it).
sporkqueen profile - diary
comments: She's Queen of the Sporks! What more do you want?
porktornado profile - diary
comments: Will in all likelihood kick your ass. Particularly if you break into his car.
suckasspoems profile - diary
comments: The web's premier collection of poems which suck ass.
twelvebeer profile - diary
comments: 12% Beer. A collection of excellent Diaryland authors whose writings are witty, entertaining, and unlikely to dwell on the topic of goats. But you never know.
danddteacher profile - diary
comments: There's something fishy about this one...
hsiutime profile - diary
comments: A something girl with a cookie fixation.
marn profile - diary
comments: ...and her big adventure. An adventure that seems to revolve around weightlifting and cats, for some reason.

My favorite music:

Tori Amos
comments: Root of my obsession with piano based contemporary music
Ani DiFranco
comments: Folk artist with some of the best lyrics in the biz
P.D.Q. Bach
comments: Master of Classical comedy
Bela Bartok
comments: Composer of dark and percussive masterpieces
Tripod
comments: I'm most fond of 'The Ballad of Floor Buffer Smurf'

My favorite movies:

Dead Poet's Society
comments: Carpe Diem, folks.
South Park- Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
comments: Come for the swearing, stay for the musical numbers
Austin Powers 1 and 2
comments: Shagadelic, baby!
Lord of the Rings
comments: I never thought I'd say this, but- go, New Zealand!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
comments: And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"

My favorite authors:

Neil Gaiman
comments: Spinner of fairytales for adults
J.K. Rowling
comments: I am horribly, horribly obsessed with Harry Potter. Damn you, J.K. Rowling!
Terry Pratchett
comments: Unbelievably funny and clever
Douglas Adams
comments: 'In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move'.
Tony Hawks
comments: If only because he once wrote a song called 'I've Got The Lord In my Armpit'

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last updated: 2005-02-17 22:52:54
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user since: 2001-05-22

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