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comments: �Resistance is futile.� �The Borg (Star Trek) Just try to resist her. She won�t threaten you with assimilation or anything, but you�ll be powerless to avoid an addiction to her daily missives. All diaries lead to Kristin, so just go ahead and submit.

mommylap profile - diary

comments: �This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again...� �Enid (Ghost World) She�s funny AND she reads comics, so I�m a fan. Be sure to check out her story about the time R. Crumb wouldn�t let go of her leg.

mousemilk profile - diary

comments: �I am Arthur, king of the Britons.� �King Arthur (Monty Python & the Holy Grail) His name�s not really Arthur (it�s Dan), but he�s still the king of the Brits as far as I�m concerned, mate. (Wait, is that Australian...?)

trousersnake profile - diary

comments: �Vegas, baby. Vegas.� �Trent (Swingers) I don�t know that Max has ever been to Vegas, or, indeed, if he even wants to go to Vegas. But his diary evokes Vegas for me (Dean Martin�s cool, boozy Vegas, that is�not Siegfried and Roy�s Disneyland Vegas).

meine-kleine profile - diary

comments: �I like your shades, man.� �Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop) Does M-K have the coolest hair I�ve ever seen? Yes, I believe she does. Her diary�s pretty awesome, too. Check it out!

jumblygiant profile - diary

comments: �Do not insult Journey, all right?� �Ryan (The O.C.) A disclaimer: Jumblygiant does not like Journey (as far as I know, anyway�though she did once *claim* to be �musically retarded�), but she does like The O.C. So really, how can you go wrong?

juddhole profile - diary

comments: �I tried to capture the spirit of the thing.� �Dickie Dunn (Slap Shot) Just when I think he�s only good at making me laugh like a feeble-minded hyena, Juddhole turns around and writes something that makes me get a little misty-eyed. The talented bastard.

anisettekiss profile - diary

comments: �MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE.� �Gordon Cole (Twin Peaks) The first entry I read was all about how she wanted a boyfriend. For the sex. Naturally I was hooked. Also, her comments section can be totally intimidating...in a good way.

saru-san profile - diary

comments: �Listen, pal. You can�t waltz in here, use my toaster, and start spouting universal truths without qualification!� �Jude (Surviving Desire) For a good time, read Saru's story about going into one of *those* massage parlors expecting a real massage.

marianakeyes profile - diary

comments: �Follow me or perish, sweater monkeys.� �Sparky Polastri (Bring It On) One of the main new reasons why I spend more time reading others� diaryland diaries than I do writing in my own diaryland diary. Thanks for helping me procrastinate, Mariana!

sheisdancing profile - diary

comments: �The sage uses her mind like a mirror.� �Laotse (Book of Tao) To read her is to touch the ineffable.

hubbabub profile - diary

comments: �I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory...and I didn't have a good time.� �Max (Kicking and Screaming) (No, not the Will Ferrell movie.) Just one of her nights on the town is worth ten of mine. Jealousy!

mcearstix profile - diary

comments: �There was a bee on me.� �Wayne Szalinski (Honey, I Shrunk the Kids) First of all, whoa. Second of all, she has an aegishjalmar tattoo like Bj�rk, which gets her *all kinds* of bonus points. Third of all, have you read her diary? If not, go. Now!

reynedecoupe profile - diary

comments: �It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?� �Barbara (Shaun of the Dead) Juddhole�s better half and just as clever. If only I could hear her accent when I read her diary (in my mind she sounds like Nicole Kidman�and that *can�t* be right).

dieselengine profile - diary

comments: �It�s like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes!� �George Costanza (Seinfeld) You know what�s weird? I was going to add D to my favorites (I was just pondering an appropriate quote) but she beat me to it. How�s that for synchronicity?

bonypony profile - diary

comments: �Famous people are just more interesting.� �Penny Lane (Almost Famous) Bony�s a man of dry wit, so this quotation is meant in that way (since as he�s said, the stuff that makes famous people interesting is the stuff that makes them like the rest of us).

mopeycritic profile - diary

comments: �Never question Bruce Dickinson! Roll it!� -Christopher Walken (SNL) Everything you wanted to know about music but were afraid to ask. Let him enlighten you.

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