The Simple Ring of Truth by
minstrelite
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A very nice and honest entry. |
Halloween Entry #1 by
augustdreams
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Too funny! ("comic strip with Alien, Gill Guy, etc.") |
the togay show by
newschick
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Cool entry and funny pictures. SNL of the early/mid 90's: I totally agree. |
olives by
nepenthean
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I like the cop in the tub part! |
oh mephit mephit where have you gone? by
justamephit
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Really personal and emotional on several levels. I understood, and I wanted to mark it so I could come back to it. |
Thongs & MUM by
essaywriter
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I learned something today.... But you know? I think whomever made today's thong fashionable was, in the deep recesses of his/her mind, playing a joke on today's youth. And was entirely successful at it! |
forgive me, it's the Pill by
rainforme
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I think she's onto something there. I tried the pill. It was absolutely not for me. There were terrible side-effects. I threw them away and never looked back. |
charlotte's web by
justamephit
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"I felt kind of privileged to have seen it. It�s one of those right-time-right-place things, and it�s not like you�d go out of your way to see the birth of some spiders." |
burn baby burn by
justamephit
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Except for the tooth pain, this was a funny entry. I got the giggles when I came to "pile of mush." ;) |
survey says... guilty! by
thehour
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Eighties party! Sixty-six questions about growing up in the eighties. I'll probably do this questionnaire soon myself. |
dissolving by
newschick
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Finding that meaning is difficult. Has anybody found it yet? |
How come? by
augustdreams
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How come? Yeah, why is that?? |
Write what you know? by
augustdreams
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An aspiring writer's must read! Made me feel very good inside. <3 |
You asked for it... by
gettingnaked
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Oh the hilarity of compromising situations! |
Writing and CD's by
raziela
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A fangirl's outrageous Legacy of Kain/Prince of Persia crossover of sorts. Loved it! :: "Kain: Bloody hell! This is all Raziela's work, I'm sure of it!" :: |
The Something by
bettyalready
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I can so relate to this entry. Maybe there is life after death, but there can also be death inside a life. I even told a friend years ago, "I'm already dead, now I'm slowly rotting." I think I've come out of that. I think my rebirth was about two years ago. |
Warped And More by
punkreno
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Excellent list of 30 things guys should know about girls! |
Veni, Vici, Vacate ( I came, I saw, I'm on vacation ) by
ashlynnhaven
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2 holes, 2 rubbers, 2 woods... hmmmm |
Vote Cthulhu! by
augustdreams
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Conversation with Cthulhu. A must read! |
The Agenda by
augustdreams
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Bravo! |
Mun veli mun veli mun veli by
asrael
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THE 45 highlights of life. ***** |
The Real Gnus. by
son-shade
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This cracked me up! Pickles and whiskey! :D |
Work Yesterday pt. II by
estoc
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Sad but true. I've got to get away from The South! |
hideous swampland romance by
estoc
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Word. ;) |
Distracted by Sedna by
contour
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Intelligence at work. That about sums it up. :) |
Life in a nursing home by
datura93
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Crazy old people! Made me laugh! |
A Citizen of the Earth by
minstrelite
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Enlightenment is beautiful. |
Call Me An Asshole, But ... by
contour
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I already had respect for you, man, but now I have even more! You rule! |
Balance by
rekhodiah
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Inspiring. I really like this entry. |
Rest In Peace, Beloved Keyboard... by
maban
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Keyboard death. ;) |
the pool by
newschick
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Except for the swimming part, it's like I could have written this entry. Well, also excepting that I haven't found my solution yet. She seems to be coming out of her darkness and I'm still so deep in mine I'm effectually blind. |
Invasion! by
augustdreams
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Elderly woman on cellphone in ER waiting room: "They're heading for my brain, I can feel them crawling around and pulsating. What? Yes! They pulsate. I think they're in my brain now." Read this one! |
Express lane to Hell by
augustdreams
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Express lane hell at Winn Dixie. This is good! |
I Went Back for More by
justjill
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(Penis sizes) LOL! This was a great entry! She is so crazy! |
When Did Smart People Become A Dying Breed? by
celtickatt
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I loved this entry for all different reasons. I won't even start to try to explain it, just read it. If I knew what her voice sounded like, I would seriously have been able to imagine it all spilling out of her. |
Ode to the Humble Toilet by
augustdreams
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Loved the "Ode to the Toilet"!! Check it out! It's so clever! :D *Flush!* |
Battle of the Spider Shock! by
hot-crumpets
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THE spider story! *shivers* |
My Likes and Dislikes by
justjill
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All about Jill. Now I think I'll do one similar. |
He's back... by
hotsummer
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Excellent writing! I looooved this entry! |
Lefty versus Righty by
contour
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Columbine Icefly? You're scaring me, man. ;) I loved the lefty.vs.righty story! X-D |
Girl's Night Out by
ladyadra
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Very nice entry. I especially like the part about being so happy to have a husband to go home to after a girls' night out, after seeing all the singles trying to find Ms. or Mr. Right. |
OI! by
chromemm
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I felt so bad for him, but I was laughing so hard along the way! Dude, can ANYTHING really get you down?? You're great! |
The joys of digital cable. by
chromemm
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Oh my god! This is terrible and hilarious! But he handles it so well, don't you think? LOL! :D |
Be careful what you title your journal.... by
maiarayne
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This little observation is too funny! :D |
February 3, 2003 by
czarria
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Yes! Yes! Another one figured it out! ;D |
An unrelated quiz by
rekhodiah
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Just wanted to be able to look back on this. Sort of a quick-reference. |
Cartman, Menstruation and KY by
justjill
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You are so funny! And you're a weirdo. I loved this entry. And I did see that South Park last night, loved it! |
Reason #1,536 why I am so easily amused. by
chromemm
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Oh God, I laughed and laughed! "...I could bounce just right and end up landing on a fresh spot of the bubble wrap and get double the pleasure, double the fun." |
html gypsy by
ninabean
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Amen, sister! |
- by
kimjoyce
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This is so much me. I could have written this. I totally relate to it. |
- by
chromemm
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I like a person who says anything in a diary. No matter how socially unacceptable it sounds! :D |
Random Ponderings by
ashlynnhaven
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Just a great entry. She's a nut! :D |
Rain, Trains and Automobiles by
darkndeviant
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I decided to give up smoking too. So I can peek in on her for help if I need it - Now, whether that will be help to get back to smoking or to keep away from smoking I do not yet know. Heh. ;) |
Glitter Bog by
darkndeviant
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Great story! X-D LOL! --"Jeez! It's so hard to be British....let alone a politically-correct, pan-sexual Brit." |
It's Just A Jump To The Left.... by
no-answers
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This is a story I'd like to read from time to time. Was this man an angel? |
The Fox Network Makes a Comfy Nest in Their Very Own Hell-Bound Handbasket by
rumblelizard
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I totally agree! |
The Two Towers by
contour
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Amen, dude! People just need something to complain about, to be heard and thought of as trying to do good. Screaming for attention...needing a purpose in their purposeless lives. I'll make you a deal: whichever one of us finds the colony of smart humans first HAS to tell the other. K? :) |
The Googles Are Out Of Control! by
no-answers
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I laughed my ass off! If anyone is reading this, you have GOT to go now and read this entry!!! |
London...a space oddity by
darkndeviant
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Great story!And told so well! :D |
my cousin the geek by
organizm2
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This is great! -Embarrassing her cousin who is a cheerleader for the Indiana Colts! Check this out! |
Count My Rings by
contour
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He must share a birthdate with Britney Spears. *ew* |
The 80's ROCKED by
heypretty4
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I guess I'm a child of the 80's. Ah memories... |
Wanted: Sleep by
no-answers
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You gotta read this! Poor caterpillar! |
Fantasy or Reality by
justjill
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I like the revalations! --- It was always the cartoon "Dungeons & Dragons" for me. Hee hee. :) But I'm MUCH better now.... Now I fantasize about VIDEO GAMES! |
Penis Cleaning by
justjill
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~We told him that maybe he should try rubbing both hands together from now on� just incase we have visitors who �just don�t understand�.~ |
Second documentary and stupid reactions by
p-brain
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Mainly for the "Ins and Outs" of transexuality. Wow! |
Star Trek, the F*cked up Generation by
justjill
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Oh God, this is too funny! I love it! Rambo, Dirty Harry, and more in Star Trek! Check it out! |
Thank you, each and every one of you for loving me at my worst by
kathleen-
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I don't know what I would do in this situation. It's such a coincidence! Right place at the right time. :) |
Reach out and touch faith! by
lionyxen
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I laughed my ass off! The xmas parts are so damned true! And her "thud" on stage...go read it for yourself! heheh |
Play Centers in the Womb by
justjill
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This is too much! X-D |
Story told in smileys by
p-brain
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Just for the way it's done. :) |
death... the high cost ov living by
deadthyme
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Rest in peace, Sam. It's so sad. You have a good heart, man. |
bitch bitch bitch by
bettyalready
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comment:
LOL! Oh man, that was too funny! This is definitely a keeper! Happy Thanksgiving! :D |
Mental Illness? by
kimjoyce
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This is me 3 or 4 days a week! Especially..."Why am I so sleepy at the wrong times?" |
sexy? how? by
moviegrrl
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I'm not the only one! Avon is sexy! Yes! haHA! Confirmation! I'm not crazy! I am O. K. ;D I've got to read more of this person! |
sweet moment by
hotsummer
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OhmyGod!Ineedacig. ;-) |
The story of Rompy the Evil Kitten. by
scanzilla
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I laughed my ass off! Omygod! You've got to read this! |
God by
czarria
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comment:
Amen, sister! ;) |
X-Box Assimilation by
ladyvivien
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comment:
LOL! I'm with ya on that! |
Video Game Vault Of Horror, Part 1. Revenge of the Atari 2600. by
scanzilla
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comment:
More nostalgia. Atari! |
rise above by
deadthyme
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comment:
Just wanted to keep this one handy. Excellent story. Have to remember to buy that Rollins! |
400 by
no-answers
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comment:
Excellent entry! We'll all be here for your 800th too. :) |
1/6 Thursday by
celtickatt
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I'm not sure what to say, actually. It's just like...looking back on myself 5 and 8 years ago. Those were the wild, yet depressing times of my life. But on a lighter side, I loved the part about "busting ass". XD
Also, I feel the same way about religion...Russian Roulette! I loved reading this entry! |
Chickens and sheep are among the three smartest animals on earth...the third of the group being, of course, cows. by
ashlynnhaven
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"He (a rooster) chased me, I swung a bucket at him, and we reached an agreement. He wouldn't peck my eyes out, and I wouldn't break his neck." - I was laughing my A. off! |
the rules by
cw4418
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comment:
Made me laugh! Cool list. |
CRAZY shit man-i cant keep a thought right by
asrael
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comment:
You fukkin' rock! |
If only I could cover my eyes while I write... by
p-brain
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comment:
Oh the struggle with sexuality. ;) I like this entry. |
To Be, Or NOT To Be? by
angelicgoth
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comment:
Well, it just brought back good memories of "the old days". Wanted to keep her entry close to me. :) |
Love = Infatuation by
elateddream
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comment:
Well said. :) |
My many thoughts by
justjill
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comment:
Good story! X-D |
Baby G by
chromemm
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comment:
Really cute conversation with Baby G. :) Sweetness, tho it freaks him out. |
- by
thehour
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comment:
Oh, how I can relate to this one! |
They Think, Therefore I Am by
contour
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comment:
I feel for you, dude. :) |
I've Hit Bottom by
minstrelite
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comment:
Sounds like he has it all figured out. And I wish him luck. Very good self-analyzing. |
nostalgia and playlists by
deadthyme
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comment:
Nostalgia. |
zombie digression (and more) by
deadthyme
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comment:
You should be a professional critic! :D |