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Oh, wight, wight; da' witches bwew. Which is my round-about, Homestarrunner-themed way to say, "Oh okay, I'm retarded. Jessi is spelled different and has clearly been physically reduced to a disembodied phone voice." And I spent a great deal of time during the final season one episode of Lost last night either holding my breath or yelling at characters. Damn, I can't wait for that show to start up again!

from blulinepaper :

Holy crap, Jessi physically manifested somewhere?! Impressive, most impressive.

from s-m-r :

I remember taking some online survey kind of thing, where the title was "What Book Are You?" or something similar, and it came up with "A Prayer For Owen Meany." Let me know how it is; I could probably learn something.

from s-m-r :

Hey--you think I AGREE with such a bullshit claim? I only include it because it's another example of foreign B-horror cinema circa 1970 pushing its anti-redhead agenda on us once more. Look for the signs...Know your enemy!

from sloppyf1rsts :

holler at me looking through diaryland and seeing what i can do. lol. *cough* you need a livejournal. *cough* ...sorry. bronchitis.

from s-m-r :

...That's terrible. I'm sorry you and he had to endure that. Make sure you help him when he asks, and if you need something, know that there are people out there that will be there for you (me too, even if you're not in my neck of the woods often anymore).

from juniperhexum :

Oh my God honey I am so sorry.

from sevensurge :

I am now adding the Jenna Jameson book to the list of books to borrow from you.

from juniperhexum :

You're in a much better mood because you finally got laid. I direct you to my woman's entry located here: http://sensualistic.diaryland.com/050407_62.html if that doesn't make sense you are a crazy lady!

from sevensurge :

Several things: congrats on ending the itch, I'm excited for San Diego and I'm not even going, you and I are both in the midst of attempting to lose weight (so you're not alone), and I was at work for 11 hours today so you'd better believe I'm about to go celebrate 4/20 before it's over. Peace out.

from s-m-r :

Well, I can see where something like this can lead, so I'd rather not aggravate anyone or anything more than it has already been. Sorry if it seemed like I jumped down your throat about it...it's not been easy. And it wasn't my intention to bother you about it.

from s-m-r :

See? THAT'S the kind of comment that makes me think remembering shitty situations in a publicly-browsable format is a bad idea. Re: Bikini Artist - I admit I don't know Emily personally, so I can only base my impression of her on that first appearance at the cabaret. I left quite a lengthy comment on her website, so if she happens to find it, my journal entry may be put into perspective a bit. If she has the time to waste on talking to a ruffian like me, then she has my e-mail address.

from s-m-r :

Thanks for the tapes! They're a great addition to my cassette collection: woefully starved of 80's punk and indie...until now. And I have U2's "The Unforgettable Fire" on tape (instead of only vinyl) so I can listen to it in the car. THANKS AGAIN! You're fantastic.

from sevensurge :

"damn you, Swayze" made me laugh. fyi.

from blulinepaper :

Oh yeah, I've got "Every Rose has it Thorn" stuck in my head. Gah! Gah I say!

from sevensurge :

THIS JUST IN! I took your advice and cleaned the disc off. I think it was just spilled soda. Anyway, it worked like a charm, and started watching it. Maryann wandered into my room and was disappointed by the mundane lesbian cunnilingus, and asked me to "call her when bowling balls get involved." I was amused, but not half as amused as when the camera man dropped the camera, cursed, and picked it back up to continue filming. Gotta love it.

from sevensurge :

Oh no!! I just opened the case to WHAT ELSE WILL FIT!? to pop it into my DVD player for a little background noise while doing thesis research, and much to my dismay, the disk is literally *covered* in sticky.. erm.. sappy stuff. It seriously looks as though it might be maple syrup, but I am *not* about to give it a taste test. Part of me thinks I should attempt cleaning it off, but another part of me thinks it's much funnier to keep it that way. What's a boy to do?

from blulinepaper :

Well, Diaryland is a tempermental bitch these days. Uh, anyway, I have to wuss on the moving tomorrow too. A) I think God is going to bury us in snow starting tomorrow morning. B) Bending over still hurts like a bitch. I have no desire to reinjure myself and C) I am an assmonkey. Lo siento mucho, chica.

from s-m-r :

"..Surrounding me, goin' down on me, spillin' over the brim..." Nice tune. Anyhow, I would offer to help move, but my weekend is totally commandeered with HonDance...sorry! Maybe I can make you cookies Friday next week for "moving energy." ...And thanks for the shout-out concerning the penguin suit; you're too kind.

from pirategirl :

I totally meant that I've never ridden a subway for business before, and that was totally pleasure. Aw yeah.

from sleepyzoe :

Wow...thanks so much for buyin' stuff from Sug@rKitty! I actually got all teary-eyed when I saw the order come in! It means so much! :D I shipped it out yesterday, so you should get it in the next couple days. xoxo sz

from blulinepaper :

Seriously. Popeye has nuthin' on my girl!

from blulinepaper :

No more crazy roommates for you! Congratu-freakin'-lations! I'm really starting to believe that this is going to be a good year for a lot of people! Monkey power!

from sevensurge :

Two things: First, CONTRATULATIONS once again! Second, *never* doubt the appropriateness of giving your younger sibling(s) hardcore porn for the holidays. It's the gift that keeps on giving, you know.

from s-m-r :

Congratula-a-a-a-tions, Congratula-a-a-a-a-tions!

from blulinepaper :

Do a happy dance right now! Marion got a new job! With a salary and benefits! Most notable the benefit of quitting Eddie's! Wheeeeeeee!

from sevensurge :

Are you looking at my butt?

from s-m-r :

And the whole 'buying a house' thing...Is it a good idea for anyone in our age group to be getting that far in debt these days? I'm certainly reluctant. I'd rather keep renting, and I've seriously considered buying a house on my own many a time in the past couple years.

from s-m-r :

Hey I just figured: you're young, healthy, and randy, and well, I'm randy at least, and somewhat healthy, but kinda old (not the 15 year mark past you, I'd say, but just a tad older). And you know, well, if you're gonna be at the same new year's party as me, and um, er, well neither of us are seeing someone at the moment, and erm, well, mumble...redhead...murmur...bouncy-bouncy...So there. Right. Carry on then.

from sevensurge :

Are you speaking about Steven, the one who's like a day or two older than me if memory serves? If so, why do I vaguely remember a story involving him and a balloon? Please help fill in the details.

from pirategirl :

Gasp! Does that note from my roommate mean that he's up for drunken making out with no regrets afterwards?

from s-m-r :

Hmm...by any chance will you be stopping by the Top Floor for New Year's? >;]

from blulinepaper :

Dude, I thought that was the point of the holiday. Well, that and alcohol.

from sevensurge :

It's time to hit the streets. No, not like a hooker, but more of a determined quest. I can already feel a take-back-the-streets-type Broadway number resulting from it. Am I making any sense? I woke up 10 minutes ago, perhaps I should reconsider this entire note. Whatever, it's Go time.

from pirategirl :

"Panties" is just dirty. And the phrase "moist panties" makes me wanna shudder.

from biensoul :

I'm hungover. Like, inappropriately hungover. Like, I can't read my bulletin board or overhead and my head hurts and all I want to do is go home and go to sleep but I DON'T HAVE A CAR because I LEFT IT AT FIRESIDE. It's not happening, though; he works in Bethesda on Saturdays. Boo. Will you be in attendance for the Nuthin' but a GB THANG? party?

from biensoul :

Dude, FOR REAL, where you at?

from blulinepaper :

If they by some miracle have the collected edition of Bone, scarf it down. It's an endearing and engrossing all-ages fantasy. You can't go wrong with Preacher either if they have any of those. Although it's collosally fucked up and twisted it's also incredibly touching too. Uh, what else. Kingdom Come is great (and short) if you ever wanted to see the book of Revelations told through the super-heroes of DC Comics. Shit, I could go on and on so I'll stop now. You are free to borrow my copy of The Watchmen any time you want.

from blulinepaper :

What you don't realize my dear is that graphic novels ARE comic books, just packaged prettier. Them funny pictures aren't just for kids! I'd highly recommend Alan Moore's The Watchmen if the branch has a copy. Gotcha' preach the comic book love, sista'! Its who I is!

from katslater :

Oh dear. That's not a good situation, now is it? We shall plan a strategy for you. We'll do a little role-playing, get you psyched up, get you rarin' to go. It most certainly IS messed up.

from sevensurge :

Uh, and just to clarify, when I said I would have farted, it would have been from laughing. Not just because. I ain't like that.

from sevensurge :

If it makes up for any of my past wrong-doings, know that I was the one laughing this time, at your "two shakes of a lamb's tail away from lesbianism" comment. Had I been there, I most likely would have farted. Rock on.

from blulinepaper :

Okay, the image of Marion and I as a team of curbside arsonists made ME laugh out loud. I be seein' you tomorrow you. Peace out.

from blulinepaper :

Yeah, Rich often smacks me on the head with a rolled up magazine or newspaper when I'm too silly or weird, complete with a "No," (smack), "No," a la Brian and Peter from Family Guy. So yeah, actually quote. Glad I could spread mirth and elf poop throughout the world. Wait, scratch the last part. Elf poop smells like rotten flowers.

from blulinepaper :

Yay! You're the bestestess!

from blulinepaper :

Ohhhh, but I like fire. Can I set one somewhere anyway?

from blulinepaper :

Dude, I love a magnificent set of tits! Come on, it was there. How could I not say it? Boys are stupid. Take it from me, I am one. Shall I light his house on fire?

from katslater :

Nevermind about stupid boys who don't appreciate a set of magnificent tits! Soon we will drink, smoke, and make general merriment. Perhaps even a trip to the RENFEST???

from sevensurge :

You and I are in desperate need of a man-hunt. For some reason, that makes me think of "What's the shortest distance between two men? Man line!" er something. I dunno, you told me about that once. Perhaps I'm just talking out of my ass at this point. I'm done now.

from blulinepaper :

What? When kat come and play? Me play too? Why your e-mail no work? I have to tape football game Saturday. Me suck. Write good!

from sevensurge :

I'm really looking forward to seeing you (and potentially Cory) on Saturday, even if it's just for a little bit. I'll maximize my time, er something.

from biensoul :

Tonight is TRIVIA! COME TO TRIVIA! TRIVIA! TRIVIA! Fireside 7:00pm

from biensoul :

Dude, I am so going through fiestada-withdrawal. Can I hang out with you this week? I spent every minute this past week on wedding stuff (it was very pretty). Anyhoo, talk at you soon.

from biensoul :

Dude, for real...I heart him. For real. Good on you.

from doc-sarvis :

I wrote an entry about my experience...I did miss Katie Rose...and, boy, is Liz, SHORT!

from doc-sarvis :

How'd you like the show!?

from doc-sarvis :

I got a ticket...I'll be there around 10:30ish...

from doc-sarvis :

Their site still has tix available. I have plans for tonight, but I am seriously debating cancelling... I haven't seen her play since '97!

from doc-sarvis :

!?! When is she coming?

from blulinepaper :

Peet-zaaa?

from blulinepaper :

Totally hot. Are there pictures?

from blulinepaper :

Totally hot. Are there pictures?

from biensoul :

"People are always telling me I'm pretty. They say, 'She's pretty!' I hate it!" Yeah, this weekend? Awesome. Also, I hope you didn't feel ditched at all because I was worried I was, and then I was all, "Uh, everything's fine," but still panicky about it. I hope you had a good time. And this thing about the bad boys? FUCK THEM. And the thing about the good boy? FUCK HIM (literally).

from sevensurge :

First, yes I can name that tune, err, title. Second, Lindsay Lohan? That just makes me think of the Hot Morning Mess on 99.5 always making fun of her and her fucked-up family. Third, I may very well be crossing a line here, but there now appears to be yet another reason why we're undoubtedly related. But that's dirrty (with two r's), and not to be discussed at family reunions.

from sevensurge :

Drinking until I can't feel my face sounds like the PERFECT way to spend any Thursday night, especially this one. Consider it a date.

from biensoul :

Oh, don't worry about the bitch, she's never been known for her brain capacity. Her hubby kind of shows off that side of her. (PS--she's ugly with a capital F, you know?) Steve? Fired? So THAT'S why he's been around so much lately. Dude, for REAL, I'm so glad you're moving.

from blulinepaper :

And now we do the Dance of Joy. Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance...This is way funnier if you can hear me singing the words "Dance," over and over again. Congratulations senorita. Can you use your employee discount to hook me up with some free library books?

from sevensurge :

CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!! I'm so happy for you. Your dedication to Harriet Malamut makes me think of one thing: perhaps an insider's access to some Tomes & Talismans? Oh, you know it...

from blulinepaper :

Maybe if you ask her real nice...

from blulinepaper :

No worries. We'll hang out this weekend, I'm sure. And you can hang out with my GIRLFRIEND too. Wait, was that loud enough? My GIRLFRIEND. There, I think I typed it loud enough that time. I just like saying that. GIRLFRIEND. Okay. I'm done. I have to seriously pee all of a sudden.

from katslater :

GO GET 'EM, TIGER!! Don't be afraid of the panel... they're just a bunch of nice library ladies. Trust me. Oh, and maybe one or two slightly passive men. No biggie. I Miss having you around-- good luck! I'll be thinking about you!

from nimiiwin :

Hey! I miss katslater! I know she doesn't have regular access to a computer so if you talk to her or get an email, tell her that her diaryland fans are waiting! :)

from blulinepaper :

I thought you might enjoy that. Giggle.

from nimiiwin :

Your first ever game of Yahtzee?!!! Oh, that's my favorite game! In fact, PJH will not play with me if it's after 8 pm because, though I love it, I'm spectacularly bad and make her keep playing until I win at least once! :) Have a great time in England! I'm totally envious.

from biensoul :

OH! The clever puns! Metaphors! My sides! (Seriously though, those are excellent.) And really, it's not so much about Cute Boy is that Cory is quality people. I may have to fight you after class. Not only that, but you do NOT deserve the TanMan running a line on you if he's not serious, eh? I was glowing for an hour? That all? I'm still beaming today and drawing his name with little hearts in my notebook.

from sevensurge :

Quite the contrary - the boat theme gets a hearty thumbs up. Hearty, I tell you!

from pirategirl :

Dude. I love you. Thanks for the birthday wishes. I'm so bringing up a bottle of whiskey when I come up there.

from blulinepaper :

Well, if you can try and translate through my rather bitchy new entry or just call me later tonight. Yes, I think we should have telephone conversation! Typing takes too damn long.

from blulinepaper :

Whoa. Look at you go! I'm very curious how this turns out.

from katslater :

'Muppet' as an insult is sort of similar to calling someone a 'goober', or a 'twerp.' Y'know, a harmless, almost affectionate kind of insult.

from sevensurge :

Happy Birthday!! Many apologies for my slightly tardy gift delivery. I've been planning it for a while, honest, it's just that finals crept up on me. Bastards. Enjoy!

from blulinepaper :

Happy freakin' birthday!

from blulinepaper :

Wow, that actually worked. Maybe I can write after all! And just to say it again, thanks for my birthday cake and all the help moving this weekend. Very much appreciated.

from sevensurge :

You and I. This summer. Mass whatthefuckarewegonnado meetings are to be held. I'm there, dude. Oh, and Delaware bonus points? Hell yeah.

from katslater :

Hey-- what happened last night?? Call me tonight, OK? (Friday.)

from katslater :

Dear Sweet Lord, girl. Who is this mystery Hard Rock man??

from sevensurge :

Your entries, save the depressing I-know-whatcha-mean ones, make me laugh reeeeally hard. And that's a good thing. Again, perhaps it's a weird Yalcnot connection, but I totally understand. Stay strong. Prepare for the upcoming Adventure Island tourneys.

from blulinepaper :

Hey now! None o' that! I missed your scribblings! Exclamation points are fun!

from nimiiwin :

I've so been there, fiestada. And I did miss you, by the way! If you want to know how I - more or less - got out of that situation ... send me an email and we'll chat. :) nimiiwin at yahoo dot com.

from blulinepaper :

The night before is totally a dual "Dave and Mike Birthday Bash and Dave is Getting the Hell of Will's Couch Party" at Will's place so I can be hung over to move the next day. You know, for kids!

from blulinepaper :

Oh, I'll see you in hell too buddy! IN HELL!! And I just pooped on your car.

from blulinepaper :

Oh, I'll talk to you soon...IN HELL!! BWAH HAH HAH HAH!!!

from blulinepaper :

You stick that neck right the hell out there missy! No ifs, ands, or buts about it!

from stancovet :

Amazing! I was defrosting one of the freezers at work not two weeks ago with (this is better than a letter opener) my own fingernail! Needless to say, I ripped half of my right pointer finger nail clear off and was in a considerable amount of pain for a week or so. Apparently there's some invisible force that refuses to let us domesticate ourselves.

from stancovet :

Baby steps....toward? We'll discuss on the way to mom's on Saturday, no?

from blulinepaper :

Please read the following in a sing-songy voice: I know what you diiid, I know what you diiid, Neener, Neener, Neener!

from katslater :

Thanks for the shout-out, but what I really want to know is, WHOSE BOOTY DID YOU PARTAKE OF, eh???

from blulinepaper :

Well crap! It would have been very interesting to see Zach again. Ah, I suppose our paths will cross again. I seem to be running into everyone lately.

from katslater :

I'm glad Zach's finally out-- and I'm even gladder that you're sticking to your guns with the whole semi-distance thing... you know you can't save him, and I know it must be really hard for you to watch him go back to the worst possible environment for him... but it IS his choice. BY THE WAY-- you cut off a bunch of questions from the survey!! Yours is coming.

from blulinepaper :

There is nothing inappropriate about being excited for The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. I read way to much about Narnia as a kid myself. Yippee!

from katslater :

Thanks for the loving words... those lazy hippies can bite my ass. I have so many ideas for stuff to do when y'all are here... dammit, I wish I could just fast-forward through the next couple of months!!

from stancovet :

The other factor? Unfortunately, I have no fancy answer. I meant it as in something I'm not thinking of, an extraneous variable, if you will. I wish there was a real factor, though. That'd be exciting.

from stancovet :

It's about time. I was actually thinking the other day about that, and wondering when it was all gonna come crashing down. I'm glad it has, and in such an amusing way. Well, at least I think it is.

from katslater :

"I Believe in a Thing Called Love..." Sweet Christ, is it true that The Darkness have finally cracked the USA? Hurrah!! Those guys rule. (Check out their Christmas track, "Bells End." (Clever little reference to the bell end, or knob, as the head of the penis is called in England.)

from katslater :

OH. MY. GOD. We have reached our very Mecca, do you realize this? Also, I fully expect you to speak with a British accent for the duration of your stay. You have made me really, truly, excessively happy... let the countdown begin!!

from beachlover1 :

This is wee bien soul. I love that fact that old biensoul hangs out with you so much still, and fiestada is the best name ever!!

from blulinepaper :

That's a damn good something!

from blulinepaper :

"That's where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!" Well, I'm meeting up with Gaby tonight when she gets off work. Wish me luck. I'm spazzing like a bastard right now. "Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

from nimiiwin :

It *is* true, Fiestada! You just have to find the way ... it isn't always apparent. ;)

from blulinepaper :

Well then. Thank you for so succictly planning my Feb. 10. Uh, I forgot what else I was going to say. Bye!

from stancovet :

Wha wha?? Which aunt got nabbed by the pesky pick-pockets? -Curious in Czechoslovakia

from nimiiwin :

Welcome home! Isn't New Orleans awesome? I'm glad you had a good time!

from stancovet :

Heh! Excerpts from Zach's letters (Geico, Zatarain's, etc) are amusing me all the way from Prague. Home in a week!

from blulinepaper :

Have a very Simian Christmas! See, isn't that better than a normal holiday greeting?

from blulinepaper :

Ah New Year's. My coping strategy for being kissless on those nights is to time it so you're slugging from a bottle of champagne when the ball drops and every one starts making out. Alcohol! It fixes everything!

from katslater :

Hail Mary, full of grace! Want me to come over and hang out? We can leave flaming bags of shit on her doorstep.

from stancovet :

Jesus H. Christ, fiestada. Seriously. I couldn't come up with something half that fucked up/intriguing/bizarre if my life depended on it. The Springer line made me laugh out loud to the point of painful coughing, but dude....what the fuck. I need to go take a nap after reading all that. What do you want for xmas, for christ's sake?

from blulinepaper :

Holy fucking shit dude. For what's it's worth you have my sympathy. If you'd like, I can send a trio of my most amusing monkey minions to your home to dance for you and fling their poo at the targets of your choice. Then again, I'm pretty easily amused. Oi.

from katslater :

Oh yeah-- there's a song on the radio right now (yes, this second) called "Mad World" from the Donnie Darko (sp?) soundtrack... if you haven't listened to it, check it out. If you're in the mood to pander to a slump, this song is perfect.

from katslater :

Josh? Ahem, ahem? Whaddaya think you're doing? (In other news, HOORAY for visits to England! We shall traipse merrily, thither and yon through the cobbled streets of... y'know what I'm saying. It'll be SWEET!)

from biensoul :

December 6, 1993: You were a part of the Love, man. Happy 10 years for the WWLT!

from katslater :

And just whose idea was the salt, I ask you? That's right, I'm money.

from biensoul :

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Damn baby, you're too sexy for work! And I'm posting that thing about the thumbs up because it made me laugh out loud. Good Times. Heh. I heart you, you know.

from stancovet :

I'm gonna go with guy's name.

from blulinepaper :

Both. First I think of a guy yelling it, but I guess it's really a girl's name in my mind. Yeah, girl's name.

from nimiiwin :

Adrian - I think I'd better check because it could be either. I hate those gender nonspecific names.

from stancovet :

Dude. That part of The Daily Show was friggin' hysterical. I'm with you on that one, but then again, you and I tend to always find the same things funny, being of similar genetic make up and all.

from blulinepaper :

I walk a line between genius and insanity...Heh. That's one of the best compliments I've ever gotten. Thank you. I will confer with Jess about Friday. God knows the girl needs the support these days.

from nimiiwin :

You don't have to feel like a fool for talking about your relationship *HE* should feel like a fool for breaking up with you. Take good care of you ... it'll get better.

from cruel-irony :

Next year you have to come to JournalCon. Seriously, it's a blast! I met a lot of people I hadn't read, in fact I hadn't read most of them, but I read them now. Anyway, I'm sorry that you're having a rough time.

from katslater :

You don't sound like a 14 year old at all. I'm sorry you're hurting, and I wish I could hug you.

from nimiiwin :

Hello! I found you via Biensoul via Trancejen via DivaMel ... and, just so you know, if you go to JournalCon next year, you'll have at least one reader who doesn't know you in real life!

from heidiann :

Hee! Thank you! And, of course, you can come. My patch of internet land would awfully lonely without you!

from leonmcphelps :

Thanks for adding me to your favorites.

from katslater :

Hurrah! Congrats on the new tattoo! What did you get?

from stancovet :

This wouldn't happen to be the same stripper Willa that attended my friend's party and ended up in my pictures, would it? Hrmmm, small world.

from stancovet :

In response to your points: A) you think I created that whole new look myself? Hell no, grrl. Under the 'poke around' section, click on 'design.' I got it there. B) I sure do hope Florida is fun. We'll discuss later, eh? C) yes, I am dumb. a well-established fact.

from stancovet :

Rock on wit' yo bad self, grrl. Or something. Help me lose 14 pounds.

from stancovet :

You KNOW I agree with you on the whole speeding-on-Route-70 thing. But perhaps that's cuz we come from the same gene pool, and that doesn't really count. Or maybe it's because I've been pulled over for speeding four times in my relatively short driving career. Harumph.

from stancovet :

Hrmmm, while "arts and crafts day at Panty Camp" is amusing, my votes are for "Massacre at beef curtain" and "Mudslide at Crotch Canyon"

from stancovet :

'Lil Jenny, as painful as it, I'd have to go with 'give him to Josh.' The main reason being that you'd have a definite gut reaction if you truly wanted him to stay; if the thought of giving up Casey ever came up I'd burst into tears. Second, money and space really are important issues. Third, it sounds like Mydog would have more to benefit from living with Josh. Lastly, if in the future you have a larger living space, or even the same house but desire to have a pet, you can always invest in a smaller dog. Right now, I think this just makes the most sense. Just two cents from that guy in the Catskills.

from biensoul :

Hello dear. What are your birthday plans? I know that evening there's a 24-hour experiment at Company 13, but if it's cool with you, I'd like to take your swanky self to Sputnik Cafe for some good world eatin', you know. Let me know when you're free (and since your birthday isn't for another 2 weeks, you have time to think, eh?) Are you watching this SNL? Seriously, Adrien Brody is drunk or fucked or both. I mean it. *kisses*

from stancovet :

Ohh, ohh! I learned about car brakes in my rocks-for-jocks physics class, and yes ma'am, get those brakes asap! As for the too-poor-to-party comment, harumph to that! Stevie #1 is always ready in the clutch to pitch in a helping hand. I can't help but recall the shindig you hosted for Autumn, and how much fun I had, so we shall not pass up another chance. Just leave it to me, er something.

from stancovet :

The Civic Tour wasn't even my idea. Maryann talked me into buying a ticket just to go with her. We're really only going to see Less than Jake supposedly, but we'll obviously be seeing the entire thing. I'm just going to go. I'll keep you posted.

from biensoul :

Hey, if you're not booked this weekend, I say we have a Rummikub/Arbor Mist tournament. I haven't seen you for so long...let me know, okay? If not this weekend, I recommend sometime in the next few weeks!

from biensoul :

So I'm sitting in the computer room, typing away at 1:06am after a grading binge, and what do I hear blaring from the tv in the other room? That's right! The "Match Game PM" theme. Goddamn, I love that freakin' show. And I know you do too, and I thought you'd enjoy that I thought of you because of it. *kiss*

from stancovet :

OK so just in case there was any confusion, it is now official: your random mailings to me are far superior than anyone else's. Even if other people actually mailed me stuff, yours would still be better. You just can't beat a Sanipak crushy calendar, try as you might. And, yes, Prophylactic Pete the Condom Cowboy is awesome, indeed.

from stancovet :

Oh, and seriously, I am already in desperate need of another wine & Rummikub evening. Hopefully biensoul can actually join us this time. So uh, I'll be home a few days before your birthday, perhaps we can celebrate it old-school style. Mmmm hmmm.

from stancovet :

OK this is gonna make me sound like a jackass, what with following biensoul's concern for mom and all, but uh, how exactly did the Bill-asking-about-me come about? ~Curious in the Catskills

from biensoul :

Yeah okay, Steve does look like all those guys. AND I swear, I was a Navarro-naysayer, then I was saved, er something. What with the ripping off the glasses, causing me to wet my pants in that good way. *cue flashback* Damn, he's fine. Anyhoo, so I hope Mom's okay. Seriously, I want to drop her an email without sounding trivial and all, "I'm so sorry you're going through this" like everyone else does, you know? Any suggestions?

from stancovet :

Ooohhh! OK so as soon as I read the QAF comment, I immediately yelled out "yeah he does!" Yeah, I haven't seen it in a long time, but I did see a few episodes with Ethan, and he's way hotter than that picture you found. If you were already flattered, flatter yourself some more, er something.

from stancovet :

:-) Tommy is a guy that lives downtown, is a junior at SUNY Oneonta...heh. He's cool, his roommate is cool, he's fun, caring, yada yada. Basically, what I need. No more of this getting-treated-like-crap thing. So yeah...that's all you get for now!

from biensoul :

Yeah, so I miss you guys and my cell phone. In that order. You're right about the sense-of-direction thing, dude. Uncool. Mavis Beacon teaches typing. Go to www.homestarrunner.com/fhqwhgads.html. Trust me. LOVE!

from stancovet :

Alright, little missy, I caught a tone of badmouthing Bombs over Baghdad, and that just won't do. That remains my favorite Outkast song of all time. Anywho, hope you're having fun at mom's, and I must say I thoroughly enjoyed last Saturday night's festivities. We *will* do that frequently this summer, dammit. You live like 10 miles away...what's wrong with me and my lack of visitation? Laaaame!

from biensoul :

Thank you, dearie. I need a wine/rummikub day soon (but it won't be until the summer, it's looking like...gah). My life sucks right about now (the funk soul brother). You should come up one day after work and we can go to the Sputnik Cafe. How's everything? I feel like a prat for not talking to you for so long. I know you're liking my new underwear collection because you can appreciate the joy new underwear brings. Anyhoo, if you want to see a play this weekend, let me know. This dude Paul is putting on his one-man show, and I'm SO going. You should come. *kiss*

from mystical76 :

Oooooo, that evil Walmart! I soooo know what you mean!!! I walk out with THE dumbest crap ever! But it was cool when I picked it out!

from mystical76 :

Where have I been? How did I not know you were out there? OK, OK, OK, to start off...I'm living near Baltimore, too. And I just spent 5 years with sooooo the wrong person & now I have the love of my life and everything that is my life has done a 180 degree spinaround in the past 6 months. And I loooooove Liz Phair. See? We're already so much alike! And I work for a Baltimore-based health insurance company, so your EOB conundrum interested me. Who is your insurance carrier? And what hospital do you work for? I'm so curious now!

from dasauce :

So I finally go to email yer JPEG, and you have none. How may I send this, please? Which carrier pidgeon service do you use? Pretty please with an apron on top?

from biensoul :

Ben Johnson: contemporary of Willy the Shake's; writer, actor, and critic...true dat. Okay, I'd never seen Chapelle's show until the Real World thing, and I nearly pissed myself. BTW: I love you, you know. Oh, Margaret Cho is married? She was indeterminately a lesbian; experimental, bi on the exploratory scale. I wonder what getting married will do for her act? Oh, you must read the hours if I haven't made you read it already.

from dasauce :

I have a copy of that particular guide from Housekeeping Monthly as a JPEG file if you wish it... I scanned it in a year or five back when someone passed it along. The worst part of that? It was probably just as damaging for the grandfathers in our lives as it was the grandmothers. No wonder half of them slept in different beds. Grin. DatSauceGuy... Best.

from stancovet :

Wow...that last message I left makes absolutely NO sense. I wonder what the hell I was on when I left it. Anywho, sorry to point out the obvious, but uh...how about creme de menthe bars? They allow you to continue to dabble in the dessert realm, while adding just a touch of the spirited greenness. Just a thought. (Oh, and they're yummy, too.)

from stancovet :

Sooo glad to hear the good news about the family-meeting hoopla! Oh, wedding bells... OK so I'm all kinds of happy for ya, but you have to promise to let me be the flower girl or something. Whatever. I'm....ok i'm gonna stop typing now....ugh

from biensoul :

I think Martin O'Malley is cute (but now that you mention it, he SO looks like the T1000)! Okay, it's Key-TH-EE...Kuethe. That's how you pronounce it. I can't believe you saw Wes. That's SO like, freshman year of college when I spoke to you after not speaking to you for about 5 months or whatever and you're like, "I have a boyfriend." Was it senior year? Maybe it was that summer...no, it was freshman year of college. I'm a jackass. The film crew is coming, and there's 3 feet of snow around my house. Sun rise, sun set.

from bluemilker :

I don't know much about your situation, only having started reading you relatively recently. But I will say this: I've never known a guy who was not at least mildly uncomfortable hearing about, or even acknowledging the existence of, previous serious boyfriends. Who knows, perhaps we want to believe that we are so incredibly wonderful that it never occurs to you to remember that you might have been with someone else before us. I only know the barest essentials of the shit with Zach, but I can't imagine it would be easy for Steve to accept that you feel (even now) such a close connection to him -- even if you barely speak to each other and would never get together. There was a period of time during which my best male friend was dating my best female friend, and he and I nearly degraded to violence -- we were just that jealous of each other. Men don't tend to see as clear a line between friend and relationship as women do, and that can cause real issues.

from biensoul :

Happy V-Day to you, too, dearie. I hope you're safe and snowed in with your delectable lov-ah. The film crew left before it got nasty here, so that's good. Oh cow dung...my play is this week. *sigh* *kiss* Love you!

from biensoul :

Fucking right. Hmmmm...let's think: Josh is a pathetic loser with no goals, no vocabulary skills, and no discernable income that doesn't somehow involve illegal activities that he wouldn't mind getting you involved in and/or arrested for. Zach, while clearly Josh's intellectual superior, muddled up his beautiful mind on a string of bad-for-him drugs and subsequently threw everything real away for a fantasy world on x. (I know, it pains me, too.) You: pretty, fiesty, so intelligent it hurts, employed, literary, and full of spirit, spunk and sass. Jen, you've always been too good for just about everyone. I'm glad you've finally come to your senses.

from melii :

hey.. thanks for adding me... and you go girl.. it's all about changing your stars lately g'luck wid it all

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Hi - Thanks for adding Suburban Island to your DLand favorites!

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